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Hmmmmmm!

Story Story!

I just dey tire to dey read all dis tings, walahi!

Okay o.

It is well.

But, come o!

Okupe just says Bishop is innocent and that's it?

(In Gordons' voice) "Aleluya!"

APC

Fielding horrible presidential candidates since 1914.

Chai!!!!!!

Oga Senator,

Carry food go give ya people na!

Ah ah!

Ok.

He is welcome.

Nigerian politicians.

"Hos"

How do we define this action now?

Will this man say he read the situation as helpless
and decided to torch the APCs to deny BH getting
hold of them?

Is he actually maliciously reducing the army's battle
readiness in that sector so BH can gain the upper
hand?

Investigators, over to you.

I just tire.

Nigerians are gradually being desensitised!

A few years ago, this would have been alarming indeed.

Now, we're like,

OK.

Next!

Baba God, Help!

Chai!

Yusluv77:
1.) May God run your Life the way GEJ is
running this country.
2.) May God give u and your family the kind of
peace GEJ gives to this country.
3.) May God subsidize your blessings the way
Jonathan subsidized the Nigerian Oil.
4.) May God secure u and your entire family the
way GEJ secures this country. As a Good
supporter of GEJ all u have to do is to type"
Amen" and disgrace the ‘Misinformed’ General
public that he is God Sent.
Be brave to type Amen b4 you start d insult

GUY!

4 Dis early morning?



O'boi! You vex o!

Oya, over to the GEJ till 2027 peeps!

Someone's prayers are being answered!

I wonder too.....

The wife wants one more after two
difficult pregnancies that ended in
Caesarian Sections.......!!!

My mind can't deal with it right now.

I dey try chop am sometimes.

So true.

But, pessn wey don find work tire get choice?

The above is the exact reason the bad bosses get away with being bad.

That and the fact that companies rarely give employees any real training
in this country, keeping employees "cheap" and expendable!

*sighs*

Wow!

Just...........

Wow!

Eye opener!

prettyboi1989: U can't teach a novice to learn new things in a factory, u do all dat in school, u don't learn how to construct a building on a site, ud av to go learn civil engineering, ud don't learn how to assemble an ac in a factory when u av no idea the chemicals used in the compressors, u get taught in school. The only learning done in factory is the different ways to apply what uve been taught in school. Why can't oil workers get HSE certificate in their work place? U don't learn how to use autocad in d office. All dese are only applied in a workplace/factory

God bless you!

Reverse engineering asks questions like "why is this system built this way? What is the most efficient way of repeating the construction? Can we improve on it? If so, how?

In the Auto industry, reverse engineering should result in assembly plant and process design and modifications. You teach that to potential plant designers and managers, not techies who sit day in day out at their station doing one repetitive job like, mount the radiator, wait for the next car in line, mount another radiator......

Teach it to automobile engineers who can grasp practical versus ergonomic design, metallurgist who will understand material selection for auto parts.

Abi? I make sense small?

logicboy01: This is actually a silly decision.

When we have innoson- a partnership between some German Auto companies, Innoson and Cosharis would have been a better option.

Innoson has its factory which could be improved with the help of the other auto companies while students and technicians can learn in the factory floor.


By the way, reverse engineering is nothing new. Isnt it what roadside mechanics do with many Toyota cars? They open one toyota car and see what it inside and then when they get another Toyota car to repair, they compare and see the difference

Reverse engineering is about knowing how something was DESIGNED and BUILT so you can DESIGN AND BUILD YOUR OWN AS WELL OR EVEN BETTER!

Put it in INNOSON PLANT??!??!!

How many people will benefit from it?
In a University, now that's better!

My opinion, tho.

At all at all na im bad.....

Better than nothing, innit?

In fact, waaaay better than nothing!

All of u yabbing CovenantU, think again!
Na LASU Dem for go put an na!
De same students wey una wan help na den go destroy de tin in de name of ALUTA! !!

2tex: Oga, no single company manufactures all d components used in its products. Talking about computers; pls open up the board of ur popular ''hp'' pc, notice d diff coys dat manufacture d chips and other components there.
Same applies to car manufacturing. Do u for once think Ford, Mercedes etc manufacture all their parts demselves? They outsource, Mr. Literate.

Well said!

I'm just worried Innoson might not actually be manufacturing ANY components in their vehicles.

I can't be right, I'm sure.

They gotta be the ones making the LOGO! !!

AlfaSeltzer: Major Uchendu.

Biafran Badass. Destroyed 75% of Nigerian 2nd division in Abagana in 1968, with a single bullet.


Even Hollywood is yet to come up with an alternative.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Flag_of_Biafra.svg/600px-Flag_of_Biafra.svg.png

Yu go kill pessin o!!

Chai!!

uzoexcel: religion once said the earth was flat and anyone who disproved it was termed a heretic...thanks to science for disproving that fact

In Isaiah 40:22, the Bible says the Earth is round!

Whizpeter: COREN nko.. COREN ni..
How many COREN members do you see in construction sites nowadays??
Their normal lifestyle every weekday z.. Wake up in an air-conditioned house, drive in an air-conditioned car, sign cheques in an air-conditioned office, withdraw whooping sums of money at an air-conditioned bank, spend time with some cheap harlots in an air-conditioned hotel room and then return at night to their air-conditioned houses...
While they are enjoying themselves, their so Site Engineers are left to do all the work at the site.. At the end of the month, they receive a paltry sum of money as salary...
Now when that building collapses due to the mistake of the structural engineer who lacked supervision from his Oga At The Top, the COREN member would scream "Kill the Owner"
At times sef, the big Ogas pass the blame for the collapsed building on the poor site engineers..
I as a Civil Engineering Student decided a long time ago that I would have nothing to do with COREN... That council z all about politics...
Oh Nigeria, My dear country, I weep for thee...

Hey, Guy.......

Plenty COREN Registered Engineers dey for site o!

I am one!

Please get registered as soon as you can. It may open doors when you least expect.
I know my own big break is around the corner!

It's always better for an opportunity to meet you prepared.

dolphpaul: im an Engineer A COREN member by the way.Its sad hearing a learned man and leader of many talking this way.Is it the fault of the owner or as a result of using sub standard materials.How many so civil Engineers are qualified to be called structural Engineers.The fault is partially the house owner but fully the supervising Engineer.just all in the name of making money.A good Engineer is after a good name than money.
What of instances a house gets burnt due to power surge and every bodi says its from PHCN.No its from the substandard material.Every cable has its withstanding max voltage.
To me sorry to say,Coren is just a monetary body and not supervisory.

Bro, I'm also a COREN registered Civil Engineer, and I can say that most building owners in Nigeria don't patronize us professionals for their projects. They prefer quacks "Baba Risi and sons construction company", because they help them build "cheaper".

I have lost my job because I stood my ground and caused my boss to bring down a building built with substandard blocks. I lost another job months after getting it because the Company is using concrete below the design.grade, and I spoke against it.

Well, calling for the death sentence for owning a collapsed building is only so much hot air, but the owners pay the piper and expect to dictate the tune. A lot of Engineers only want to protect their "garri " and so compromise themselves for job security.

I suffered a lot because of my convictions and was out of a job for the best part of the last 2 years. Will I stand up to my employer again? Probably.

I feel a very hefty fine and compensation for injury or death due to the building collapse may do well enough.

omenka: I find it hard to believe there is a more fvcked up government on this planet than the government of Nigeria!!

All these, yet we have the likes of Dangote et al. that have donated a whopping N150million to tackle the scourge.
what exactly are the monies being used for?? I could bet my last breath they hardly feed those people!!!

I swear by God, I woke up this morning, going to the bathroom to brush my teeth, a thought just struck me, I was like: "how exactly are the ebola patients been taken care of?? Sure they are not being mistreated??"
I finished from the bathroom, threw myself on the bed, hit the homepage of the site, and boom, I saw this thread!!!!!

I really feel sorry for those folks. Saying they are on deathrow is putting it mildly; they are already in the electric chair!!! This is Nigeria!!!

This situation gives some insight into what would become of the victims of Boko Haram activities in whose names monies were collected from corporate organisations and individuals (over 50billion raised I gathered)!! Not a dime would get to the intended beneficiaries of those funds!!

Jonathan's government is a 419 organisation, period!!!

Next to a slow, painful death as Ebola gradually dismantled the tissues and blood vessels,

The electric chair is a mercy!

I am short of words!

pDude: Eko o ni ogbanje o



When I commented on those Fashola's kpako isolation shacks and told Ebola victims to run far away from being isolated there, many Fashola fanatics cursed me and said I should be banned



I had forseen this shyt coming. Fashola's isolation shacks are places where you will be locked up till you die to avoid spreading the plague.

Dude, this is not funny.

Are you saying Fash should tackle Ebola alone?

Ebola that is an international emergency?

The biggest, gravest outbreak in history?

What exactly are you trying to say?

GodMode: The creator won't create a cure for your problems.. U'll have to use the brain given to you for that.

Go and read Isaiah 45:7

There is no God.

That is your own opinion.

Well, here is mine.

Ebola has been around for decades.

There have been outbreaks before.

There has never been an effective drug all these years and still Africans are not all dead!

There MUST be a GOD who loves us, otherwise, left to our so-called leaders, we're goners!

lynpetra: Any kind of development is development,weather it is necessary or not.As for the bolded,lol,i really don't know,but then,this news is really a good one since we don't need to spend too much on importation of sea foods from overseas.More of thus vessel should be acquired as the sea has the highest quantity of food that can feed the whole world.

I like your answer.

However, as Nigerian adults with some recollection of our recent history, I'm sure we must recognize that our problem has never been that of lack of ideas, but of sustainability of our projects.

We've had issues with a national air fleet. Is it in commercial fishing that we will now succeed by waving a magic wand?

Some endeavours ought to be left to the private sector, regulated by Government. This is one of them, in my opinion. Companies and individuals can invest in trawlers, some in processing plants, some in cold rooms ie storage, and we can have a robust industry that way. Inland fish farming is a sector I believe is left largely unexplored in this country.

I will like to see FG more in that area.

pedestal82: Non of u haters noticed the fact that, this move will reduce fish import by 25 percent. Which is very good for our economy. This is the first time since indepenence that any govt ever thought about such concept of deep sea fishing.
And as for the commissioning by PEJ, that is practice all over the world. A woman commissions a vessel. She did the same last time with a naval ship. And this same argument was treated on this same forum. Google is ur friend.
Lastly,
GEJ till 2019......haters go and die

Bro, please we went to school too, you know.

How many vessels were commissioned?

If the answer is "one", then, can this one vessel catch all the fish we will eat for a year in Lagos alone?

If the money spent on this ship, not minding the amount swallowed by polithiefcians, is judiciously used to develop fish farming, that will yield more returns than one deep sea trawler ever can. Plus, Nigeria's waters can be overfished with time, because we obviously don't throw fertilized fish eggs in the ocean!

It's not about hating anybody, Bro.

It's about using our brains.

Peace.

lynpetra: Good development. Was discussing this issue just yesterday with a friend, about acquiring fishing vessel when he has money.I can imagine the big prawns and lobsters underneath our waters.Good fishing equipment s can actually get them out in large quantity and sizes. .Its so damn expensive to buy in the market and in restaurants you spend nothing less than a 4 grand to eat just a sauce from sea foods.

OK. But, why is FG going into FISHING?!

With ONE ship?

Or does FG have a deep sea fishing fleet we know nothing about?

Is this what we need now?

niclaus: Hmmmm see what Mr Sawyer did to us. But this movement will be difficult to monitor.

If not Sawyer, then some faceless dude traveling by road or even some dead guy shipped over for a "befitting burial"

Wahala dey o!

Sucks to be bereaved right now......

But are all corpses in Nigeria Ebola corpses?

What of those who died before the outbreak and have been marinating
in the morgue waiting for their relatives' economy to improve? ( )

This is a recipe for issues.

Firefire: Thank you Jesus.







Masha Allah, Alhamdulillah

You forgot "Eyin iya, eseun o, eyin agbaagba, eseun o, eyin apapo eleye, esee tI e o je koju ti wa o "