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HealthRe: 8 Things You Need To Know If You Have Multiple Sex Partners by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:20pm On Jul 04, 2014
Yoney007: Why multiple sex partners?? And you still call your private parts "private"...HELL NO!!! Its a public walk way.
Well said, and since we're talking about privates, how did you come by this username?

Before you wonder why I ask, a small assignment: Google "yoni" and get back to me.

PS: Hello, friend.
FashionRe: Handsome Felon Jeremy Meeks Lands Modelling Contract by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:31pm On Jul 02, 2014
rati ken: Our world have gone totally vain. No thanks to webspace.
How do I explain this to my 5yr old son?
Don't.

Really.
PoliticsRe: Don’t Work For APC, Jonathan, Mu’azu Beg Oyinlola by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:49am On Jul 02, 2014
pelvicky: i pray senator iyiola omishore win the election...go PDP,go iyiola..APC shd be flush out
click on the like botton if u support iyiola omishore
You and your liker don't live in Osun.

We do.

Even the Oyinlola they are begging did not win any election in that state.

Perhaps they want to rent his rigging machine.....
PoliticsRe: We Don't Know Where Chibok Girls Are - US by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:26am On Jun 30, 2014
stdavidsally: This country needs factory default settings.. ( Formatting)
Default settings, ko?

You mean, Colonial Rule?
PoliticsRe: We Don't Know Where Chibok Girls Are - US by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:07am On Jun 30, 2014
So......



























America does not know?!?!?!?
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Biggest Discovery I Made During NL Server Failure (must View) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:06pm On Jun 27, 2014
Great discovery! undecided

Are you gonna do something about it?

If not, are you ready to confess to making a useless discovery?
HealthRe: Doctors Performed C-section On 41-week Pregnant Woman But Found No Baby by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:47am On Dec 19, 2013
longshanks23: This is the 21st century. At some time during her antenatal visits, the pregnant woman would have had an ultrasound scan to show the fetal parameters, depending on the gestational age.
While there is such a condition as pseudocyesis, there is NO GROWING FETUS as in a normal pregnancy, all the clinical features being explained by an imbalance of hormones. lt is just impossible for a 3rd trimester live gestation to disappear prior to delivery, in the absence of any antenatal complications.
The obvious explanation would be that the delivery team did deliver the baby and did whatever they did with it.
WebmastersRe: Google Nigeria Top Searches Of 2013 by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:02am On Dec 18, 2013
Tolexander: the expected transfer of Gonzalo Higuain to arsenal fc seems to have likely caused this. You know Arsenal FC has a large fan base in nigeria.

we aren't patriotic in nigeria at all!

Why isn't any of the Innoson motors in the list?
Imma do sumthin' 'bout that.
Googling Innoson on my fone. . .
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Launches First Nigerian-Built Drone by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:38am On Dec 18, 2013
BTW, how much was spent on R&grin before this prototype was produced?

If the amount is more that is required to buy a couple of drones from USA (who can mass produce and drive down production price via economy if scale), then we have wasted money!

Shikena!

I hope not, though.
Technology MarketRe: ...... by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:24am On Dec 18, 2013
Ghadafy: Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father".
Now that's some messed up shyte right there!
Technology MarketRe: ...... by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:24am On Dec 18, 2013
Ghadafy: Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father".
Foreign AffairsRe: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:45pm On Dec 17, 2013
Anvaller: [b]This is my message to all Nigerians and Non Nigerians that are commenting on this thread. It is a shame that u are bashing, disgracing and insulting each other. Whether u are from South Africa, Botswana, Zimbabwe or Nigeria. The reason u are all backward as Africans is because u all hate each other.

I have observed the significant difference between us Africans and Europeans in terms of growth, innovation and advancement. And my conclusion is clearly that the white folks are not smarter on man to man comparison with a black man. But when it comes to working together, division of labour, team working and togetherness of purpose, that is where they are a thousand miles ahead of us. They know how to identify the positive in u in the midst of all ur negatives, they know how to respect each other but we like to ignore anything positive about others and dwell on their negative to condemn them and write them off.

Africa will go nowhere if we do not embrace each other. No African country can completely be successful on its own. We need each other. Unfortunately, we are too dull to understand these simple things. Look at the E.U, despite that they have several countries doing good on their own, they still came up with E.U trade to be more economically efficient.

Look at the U.S Canada trade relations even including mexico, but in Africa, we want to brag about how we are better than each other, while the onlookers from the west see all of u as more or less the same.

Think guys, I hate all these African vs African beefs. There is no intelligence in it whatsoever.[/b]
Foreign AffairsRe: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31pm On Dec 17, 2013
Anvaller: [b]This is my message to all Nigerians and Non Nigerians that are commenting on this thread. It is a shame that u are bashing, disgracing and insulting each other. Whether u are from South Africa, Botswana, Zimbabwe or Nigeria. The reason u are all backward as Africans is because u all hate each other.

I have observed the significant difference between us Africans and Europeans in terms of growth, innovation and advancement. And my conclusion is clearly that the white folks are not smarter on man to man comparison with a black man. But when it comes to working together, division of labour, team working and togetherness of purpose, that is where they are a thousand miles ahead of us. They know how to identify the positive in u in the midst of all ur negatives, they know how to respect each other but we like to ignore anything positive about others and dwell on their negative to condemn them and write them off.

Africa will go nowhere if we do not embrace each other. No African country can completely be successful on its own. We need each other. Unfortunately, we are too dull to understand these simple things. Look at the E.U, despite that they have several countries doing good on their own, they still came up with E.U trade to be more economically efficient.

Look at the U.S Canada trade relations even including mexico, but in Africa, we want to brag about how we are better than each other, while the onlookers from the west see all of u as more or less the same.

Think guys, I hate all these African vs African beefs. There is no intelligence in it whatsoever.[/b]
You made my day!

Best quote of the thread so far
PhonesRe: Tecno Or Gionee: Which Will Thrive In Nigeria In 2014? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:15pm On Dec 13, 2013
I think Tecno issue has been overthrashed on NL.
I'm using a Tecno myself, but only till economy improves! grin
Personally I'll jump back to HTC (Desire 600 Dual Sim) as soon as I can, buh meanwhile, my Tecno dey serve!
Back to the topic: any brand that rolls out phones that make sense will rule 2014. Tecno should wake up and stop cloning phones with different camera for us.
Jokes EtcRe: Saka Rejects Ministerial Position by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:32pm On Dec 03, 2013
Those who don't know Hafiz Oyetoro aka "Saka" or "Kayus" as he was known in the eighties may think the gentleman is just some joker like the other comedians.

Years ago, I knew him as a lecturer, already with a Master's Degree. I won't be surprised if this man is a PhD like our Presh and Prime Minister. He is not a small boy.

While I doubt he was offered a Ministerial position for real, he's just as qualified as those there. Truth be told, I think he'll outdo Maku as Info. Minister.
TV/MoviesRe: Paul Walker Is Dead, Fast & Furious Actor by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:54pm On Dec 01, 2013
crazygod: I pray for anyone reading this post, in the remaining days to end this year,
YOUR PICTURE WILL NOT BE USED FOR RIP IN JESUS NAME
IMO, this is one of the best posts in this thread.

God bless u Bro.

RIP tho, Brian.

What I love most about you in fast and furious is the way you look when at the wheel: Stone Cold; Ice water in your veins.

We'll miss you.
BusinessRe: Six Under Consideration To Replace Sanusi As CBN Governor by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:04pm On Oct 29, 2013
nerodenero: Let us wait until a coc.k grows teeth before thinking of when Arsene will leave Arsenal.Sorry for your lossgrin
Prof ain't going nowhere!

What?!!

The man who put the A. RSE in ARSEnal?
grin
BusinessRe: Six Under Consideration To Replace Sanusi As CBN Governor by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:56pm On Oct 29, 2013
tomakint: It will be good if the female, Dr Sarah Alade is considered for the job. She has been an insider in the day to day runnings of the Central Bank of Nigeria so she will definitely deliver if picked.
I hope she will not buy N600m modified armoured bullion van for use in transporting her kids to school.
PoliticsRe: Multiple Auto-crashes In Kwara Kills 17, Injures 10 by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:34pm On Oct 12, 2013
I don't think it's possible to travel on Nigeria's roads without missing an accident by the whiskers at least once during EACH trip.

Travel in Nigeria is like something out of jackass.

RIP, that's all, folks!!
BusinessRe: Nicon Hilton Abuja Back In The 80s ! by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:35am On Oct 07, 2013
okpara ugo: is that what you call development. how has it impacted the common man? a hotel with the least room going for 20000 per night...

real businessmen don't build hotels. ask dangote and adenuga
I dunno about N20k, buh some rooms go for N210K, sha. Take a drink @ ur own risk!

Common Eva water na N700, Maltina N800, if you want a bottle of Henessey na you know o! Just prepare for N2m!

Don't believe? Na forum we dey. Peeps go dey NL wey don bunk for dere dis year.
BusinessRe: Nicon Hilton Abuja Back In The 80s ! by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:22pm On Oct 06, 2013
Back then, the name was NICON NOGA HILTON HOTEL. BACK then, Guinea fowl and cattle readers name dem full Maitama!

Yup. That pic's real.
EducationRe: The Deplorable State Of Infrastructure In Nigerian Universities (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:26am On Oct 05, 2013
All of Una wey dey post foto of building for hia dey form "my skool beta", make I no talk wetin dey my mind; mod fit ban me.

Na only building be skool?
Which kain tools dey una lab?
Una lecture room no dey overflow?

Go look obodoyibo uni prospectus first, come meet me for hia!!

mttttttssssseeeew!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi In Tears, Buries 4 Family Members Killed In Kano Blast by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11am On Sep 28, 2013
The greatest harm that can come to the people of northern Nigeria is the total and irreversible exodus of the Igbo from the North.

If only the Igbo can do this.......
Christianity EtcRe: Let All The Saints Get Ready For The Rapture by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:03am On Sep 26, 2013
KC, God bless you!

The question we should all be asked is: How badly for you want to go to heaven?

If you want to go really badly, I mean, you're really desperate to be there, you'll not mind letting go of a few creature comforts.

Truth is, all required of us by God as written in the Bible constitute a test to know how crazy we are about getting there. Why would a person be surprised at being turned back when all his life was spent declaring his disinterest in making it to Heaven?
Christianity EtcRe: Let All The Saints Get Ready For The Rapture by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:02am On Sep 26, 2013
undecided
PhonesRe: The Worst Phone You've Ever Used Or Cant Recommend. by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:31pm On Sep 11, 2013
Una welldone o!!

1. Bird (one had a wallpaper that was a plastic sheet with a picture on it!!)
2. Dat Sagem Y'ello Fone
3. NEC E313 (dat one wey u go roll de camera for top)
4. One old Ericcson flip fone like dis wey in charger dey like laptop own...
5. Trium Geo / Trium Mars
6. Motorola Talkabout

Feel free to add more.

Cheers!
PoliticsRe: Suntai Sends Letter To House Of Assembly Asking To Resume As Governor by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:46pm On Aug 26, 2013
Can't we be sincere to ourselves in this country? Just for once?

Are Suntai's medical records classified?

Aren't we entitled to know what procedures he had done on him? He suffered BRAIN damage! I wonder if he had a LOBOTOMY??!!?!!? meaning PART OF HIS BRAIN OS GONE?

I mean, you don't really need brains to be a Gov in Naija, but you need A BRAIN, right?
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Maps Trick Shows You The Inside Of Doctor Who's 'TARDIS' by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:04pm On Aug 15, 2013
AjanleKoko: Greatest show ever on TV, yes. wink

Almost as great as Supernatural, nonsense. Sam and Dean? You gotta be kidding me angry

Tennant is a junior doctor jare. Tom Baker is the icon of Doctor Who. His jaunty appearance, weird clothing, and his unforgettable scarf . . . too badt. All the modern day doctors look like stoned lounge lizards to me embarassed
Tom Baker indeed is the greatest Doctor Who.

The old series we watched on NTA Ilorin in my opinion beat the ones on BBC.

I find Baker's wacky appearance and acting unforgettable after thirty years!
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Suffers Seizure At Studio by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:14am On Aug 11, 2013
They live fast and die young.

Tha' fallen angel's calling!!
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Member With His Feet Up On A Chair During Recess by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:21am On Aug 04, 2013
I really don't know why all the tribal sentiment on NL, but we're avoiding some basic things:

1. Does cap colour really tell you where a man comes from?

2. Even if the cap does tell us where he's from, can we, by affirming that he's from one part of the country or the other, excuse his act 'cause he knows no better?

3. Do we know why he's putting his feet up? I once had a boss who did that on occasion maybe because his feet would swell up after prolonged sitting.

That said, I know it's wishful thinking, but how lovely it would be if each tribe is respected for its virtues and not derided for its faults. What we even call faults may not be faults in a broad sense, only things we see as wrong in our own culture. We have both saints and criminals from all tribes, right?
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Has Changed My View Of Homosexuals by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:44pm On Jul 31, 2013
italo: Which of these is not to be obeyed by a Christian?

A. God: "do not judge."

B. Pope: "I will not judge."

C. Segeggs: "Anybody can judge."
Yup. You're right.

Buh please remember God said "I will judge"

Democracy and "civilization" will not justify ANY sin.

Dem go fear fear when God go judge.

Lord, have mercy on my soul.
I do not claim to be perfect, neither will I justify my wrongdoings.
I confess my imperfection and seek your justification and salvation.
Help me to live to please you, and love you with all my heart.

Amen.
Science/TechnologyRe: New Teeth Grown From Urine - Study by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:37pm On Jul 31, 2013
Hmmmmm....

Wondering how they arrived at URINE as a possible source of stem cell material for TEETH of all things!

Food for thought....

You wan doubt say oyibo na winsh?

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