Politics › Re: Nigeria Set To Lose $466m In Military Scam by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:04pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
OK.
Na today?
Why won't we want a change of government?
eh? |
Politics › Re: Soludo Identifies Another N8.6trillion Missing Under Okonjo Iweala by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:01pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Poster: "Does someone smell Ota Farm around here?"
Mod: (sniff sniff) "Ota Farm? naaah! Not on my watch!" |
Romance › Re: Is It Approriate To Ask?: How Many Women/men Have You Slept With Before We Met? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:19am On Feb 04, 2015 |
SmellOfMonkey: so how many men don shine your Congo I like you jare! If it's appropriate she won't mind being asked, too. |
Romance › Re: Is It Approriate To Ask?: How Many Women/men Have You Slept With Before We Met? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:17am On Feb 04, 2015 |
ronald4lif: I don't care to know how many men she has slept with, her past love life is irrelevant. I am no V, she's no V either, we both don f*ck, the number of times or people is baseless jare And if you were a virgin? Will it matter then? That question has a lot to do with immaturity (you want to base "love" on conditions) and insecurity (you wanna be sure you're "the only one"......  My opinion: let the past be! If you want a future with him or her,that is. |
Education › Re: Polytechnic Ibadan SU Involve In A Ghastly Accident{graphic Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:51am On Jan 31, 2015 |
Orikinla: [size=18pt]Please, always recite and pray Psalm 23 whenever you travel.
Psalm 23 King James Version (KJV)
23 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever. King James Version (KJV)
by Public Domain[/size] Having done that, don't forget to go easy on the accelerator. |
Romance › Re: How Do I Break Her To Agree To Sex??? by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:53pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
agoadiv: wonderful nairalands,i just wanna go straight to the point...
av been dating dis gurl for sometimes now.before she accepted me,she told me to promise her dat if we get to date dat sex is outta de book i didn't promise but i rada promised her that i won't try sex until she agrees to it...and am de kind of guy that u can hold me by my word..
now i nid sex from her and i nid it like seriously and de vexation am passing through is dat when we have a heated conversation abt sex,at last wen am getting angry she just say 'NO SEX N REMEMBER, U WON'T FORCE ME TO DO IT' ....in my house ooo...
pls how do i convince her ?do i force her?cos she comes to ma house regularly or do i just..............go with ur ideas ?? Rape her na! Na so e grip you reach! Mtssheeeew! The girl must be a real fool not to have run for her life by now. |
Romance › Re: 14 Things No One Will Tell You About Being In A Long-distance Relationship by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:49pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
I may be heading way outta Africa to work real soon....
REALLY scared reading this! |
Celebrities › Re: CONFIRMED: Olamide Was Not Kidnapped by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:03am On Jan 23, 2015 |
Ok. ....
NEEEXT! |
Family › Re: It Is Proper To Have Sex During Fasting Period? by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:47pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Dear All, Please if you are Christians and live by God's Word, please refer to the post below. No other answer is required if you are a Christian. For others, though, knock yourselves out. aisha2: Please clearly state that this is your personal views and the views of your church probably and not what the bible states. The bible is crystal clear, it states clearly that only by mutual consent do you deny each other of se-x and it shouldn't be for too long. The churches should not ruin marriages with their own doctrines. If you both decide to fast and pray it must be by mutual consent and not one partners decision.
Don't make overzealous wives start binding and casting Hot husbands as na we sabi do pass when it comes to religion. You want to do 100 days fasting if the man or the wife no gree better give them oh, dont deny your spouse ponmo for 3 months except both of you agree
1st Corinthians 7 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
4 The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency. |
Family › Re: It Is Proper To Have Sex During Fasting Period? by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:44pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
aisha2: Please clearly state that this is your personal views and the views of your church probably and not what the bible states. The bible is crystal clear, it states clearly that only by mutual consent do you deny each other of se-x and it shouldn't be for too long. The churches should not ruin marriages with their own doctrines. If you both decide to fast and pray it must be by mutual consent and not one partners decision.
Don't make overzealous wives start binding and casting Hot husbands as na we sabi do pass when it comes to religion. You want to do 100 days fasting if the man or the wife no gree better give them oh, dont deny your spouse ponmo for 3 months except both of you agree
1st Corinthians 7 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
4 The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency. |
Crime › Re: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:25pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
MISSCONGENIALITY: That's what happens when a man takes a woman to be a weaker sex, I will do the same to any man who slaps me. Umunwanayi kwenu! Umunwayi kwezionu! So you are strong when it comes to masticating 'cojones'? Okay. Noted. |
Celebrities › Re: Sad! Ex-enyimba Football Star Romanus Orjinta Found Dead At His Home In Enugu by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:05pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Whataaaaaaaat? ! |
Politics › Re: Eldeethedon Goes Hard On Jonathan, Says His Govt Reeks Of Lies, Corruption And I by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:42pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
[quote author=MissMeiya post=29391206]LOL yes he's so married, but I'm not romantically interested in him. And no offense to you at all, because I get this a lot--this is something I have about Nigerians... because I'm a woman, it's like marriage is supposed to be the only thing on my mind. If I were a man, he would just be my role model, end.
Edit: In your defense, I was exclaiming about how much I love him on the first page, so maybe I'll just shut up now LOL[/quote/]
Cuhazy funny post!
You rock, girl! |
Politics › Re: Eldeethedon Goes Hard On Jonathan, Says His Govt Reeks Of Lies, Corruption And I by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:41pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
No be true de guy yarn? |
Politics › Re: Igbo Coalition Threatens To Dump Jonathan Over Poor Infrastructure In S/East by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:30am On Jan 02, 2015 |
Collynzo9: I said if you still have doubts about Railway operations from Enugu to PH after all the proofs that have been provide, go and lie down on the rail track the whole day and see if you come back alive. It is that simple. You posted a pic of peeps walking towards a train in Port Harcourt. That's all I saw. I expressed my doubt and you asked me to go lie in front of a train. It's that simple. |
Politics › Re: Father Mbaka Says Jonathan Is Surrounded By Corrupt Officials by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:23am On Jan 02, 2015 |
Excellent deduction, Padre!
But the said corrupt officials did not overrun Aso Rock Security, scale the fences and institute themselves in the various offices they occupy!
Something tells me they were invited on board by a like - minded fellow! |
Politics › Re: Igbo Coalition Threatens To Dump Jonathan Over Poor Infrastructure In S/East by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:17am On Jan 02, 2015 |
Collynzo9: Then you should go and lie on the rail line from Enugu to PH for the whole day. I am sure your doubt will be cleared in hell. Read your own answer to my post and judge yourself. Take it easy. |
Politics › Re: Igbo Coalition Threatens To Dump Jonathan Over Poor Infrastructure In S/East by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:06am On Jan 02, 2015 |
Collynzo9: From Port harcourt, they are heading to Enugu with brief stops at Aba and Umuahia. No train operations in the east they said. Picture of their tickets saying "PH to Enugu" and I might still doubt it. Hehehe |
Politics › Re: Igbo Coalition Threatens To Dump Jonathan Over Poor Infrastructure In S/East by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:03am On Jan 02, 2015 |
Mortiple: They have valid points though. Apologists of GEJ should give us straightforward answer. This is the kind of negotiation and bargaining Ndigbo should engage in and stop playing politics of sentiment.
Next up Ijaw Nation should openly declare their resolve to reciprocate this gesture of supporting their son should it get to the turn of Igbos. Once beaten, twice shy, as the saying goes.
However, I don't believe GMB is an option for Ndigbo. Tufiakwa!!! Not GMB alone. He will choose Ministers, AGF, SGF, Service Chiefs, the entire Executive. The Legislative arm will be elected as per usual and they will screen the chosen Executives. Are you with me? There will definitely be Igbos in the Senate, House of Representatives, Executive Council. Plus, YOUR GOVERNORS WILL BE IGBO! What could go wrong with possibly a lot less corruption? Don't stare at a tree and miss the whole forest, my friend. |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Babymama Now Dating Femi Falana's Son by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:40am On Dec 31, 2014 |
Fornication. |
Culture › Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:16pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
Bro, I feel you.
E no easy. |
Science/Technology › Re: 4 Nigerian Inventors You Never Knew (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:52am On Dec 30, 2014 |
youngice: U can't graduate from FUTO with a 1st class and not shine in the world Repping FUTO I hear you..... Saheed graduated from FUT Minna tho..... I wouldn't know if he got a first class or 2-1. That's because I finished a couple years before he did. He was this computer wiz..... Nice to see we're not without hope in this we country. PS. That Chevy Volt's awesome! Google it. |
Politics › Re: Tambuwal Suit: Court Directs That The IG Of Police Be Put On Notice Properly by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:19pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
sunnyshayne: Mr know all, Tafa Balogun was embarrassed because OBJ the sitting President wanted it so. Tomorrow is not far. Yanzu gobe ba nisa ba. One hour and 42 minutes.... |
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Culture › Re: Ladi Kwali:The Woman on The N20 Note by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:55am On Nov 30, 2014 |
natureblack: he made a lot of sense.......
That lady's environment looks very dirty,and that tells a lot about her.Learn to call a spade by its name.  A clean potter is a bad potter. If pessin wey dey make pot get clean shop..... No customer be dat! |
Culture › Re: Ladi Kwali:The Woman on The N20 Note by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:53am On Nov 30, 2014 |
sheddo619: it all depends on the school u attended though I was told dis by my fineart teacher in jss class Abi o. I know the story..... Because I schooled in Kwali...... Not in France. |
Business › Re: The Bricklayer’s Explanation To Oil Price Fall, Naira Devaluation & Everything by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:31pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
This is a serious matter o.
Toks cars, even second hand "London used" phones, laptops, TV sets, EVERYTHING!!!
NA WAA O! |
Celebrities › Re: PSquare's Dad Dies After Fall by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:22am On Nov 25, 2014 |
Splinz: The old man is simply taking rest. We will meet again sir. If you believe in some forms of life or the other after death, please take my advice: "Careful what you wish for" |
Phones › Re: Lumia 730 Captures Selfie With 1,151 People (Picture) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:53pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Impulse80: Yimu I hope they can differentiate between a selfie and a groupie  Crowdie, you mean? |
Politics › Re: Aminu Oguche - Nyanya Bombing Suspect - Freed By Court by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:49pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
torkaka: . . . . . . . . .Chadian President suspected of aiding Boko haram . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Ali Modu Sherriff suspected of funding Boko haram . . . . . . . . . . . .Ali modu Sherriff, Goodluck and the Chadian President had a square table discussion about a month or two back . . . . . . . . . .. . .Helicopter crashes in Adamawa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Troops are bailing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[size=14pt] . . . . . . . . . . . .AND OGWUCHE GETS FREED!!![/size]
am I missing something  Eerrrrrrrrmmmmm....... nope! You have it pretty much covered! |
Family › Re: Under What Conditions Should A Christian (born Again) Divorce? by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:40pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
honeric01: There is nothing like a born again Christian, it's just a word conned out by those who are struggling to stand out as a christian in the midst of other "Christians" and non Christians at large. Sir, you gotta Bible, right? Read John Chapter 3 Verse 3. I may agree with you, though. "Born Again Christian" as a term is what I like to call an "Expedient Anomaly"  |
Family › Re: Under What Conditions Should A Christian (born Again) Divorce? by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:36pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
4C2215131: Well sad. Divorce I keep iterating is the best thing that happened to the institution of marriage (a paradox I know, but it is what it is). I want to believe what you just said about divorce, but, I just can't! Why do a lot of people nowadays end up twice, thrice or even four times divorced? Cue in some sick excuses for homo sapiens we now call "celebrities" as a case in point. What is glamorous about J.Lo marrying Nick Cannon as hubby no (?) By the way, anyone who calls himself a Christian should live by the Word of God, or he/she quits Christianity. Please remember to look at the topic again. |