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Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets Class Of 1999 Governors At Aso Villa by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:09am On Jul 13, 2023
crossfm:
Hehehe .

Most of these guys are the people that laid the faundation of corruption, election rigging, looting and thuggery.

If only these men set good examples for Nigeria,the story would have been different.

In a sane country,90 percent of these guys would have been landlords in prison.
Naaaaah.....

There was corruption in Naija when these guys were in Secondary School/University.

Where were they when Babangida wiped the Oil Windfall money of the Gulf war?

The credit of laying the foundation of Corruption goes to (drumroll)......

BASORUN MKO ABIOLA with his ITT (International Tiff-Tiff according to Fela).
Sports › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Trains With Isreal Adesanya Ahead Possible Fight With Elon Musk by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:05am On Jul 13, 2023
TemplarLandry:
I'm rooting for Heelon Musk.
I want him to whoop Zuckerberg.

I dedicate “Roll Call” by Lil Jon & Ice Cube to Musk. Great jam!
Musk will pulp Zuck in a fight.

But .......

That fight won't happen.
Crime › Re: 29-Year-Old Man Kills His Friend In Imo, Sells Organs For ₦1.5M by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:01am On Jul 13, 2023
Candidlady:
Men at work


Not my business

Let em kill exterminating each other until they are no more


Iwant a peaceful world with less men
Well,

You are always conveniently absent when women are caught committing terrible crimes, but that is to be expected.
Politics › Re: Kashim Shettima Receives Malala Yousafzai And Amina Mohammed In His Office by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:51pm On Jul 12, 2023
STRI1:
Malala is an amazing indian girl who won the 2017 Nobel peace prize at age 17. A very great girl. And an example to the northern women. She's a Muslim.


I think I read one of her books, some years ago.
No be Paki?

I no gree o, she's from Pakistan.

And she won the Nobel after she survived a head shot by the Taliban.

Yep. She resisted their repressive Moslem agenda, a thing no woman or girl can do here in Nigeria unless she's part of the political elite.

No ordinary northern Nigerian woman can emulate her.

To start, such won't survive if BH or bandits or Ansaru or Hisbah decide to murder her.
Politics › Re: Kashim Shettima Receives Malala Yousafzai And Amina Mohammed In His Office by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:50pm On Jul 12, 2023
priceactionx:
He finally smiles.
That's not a smile, that's a rictus!

If Malala could only see the images in that nigga's mind as he held her hand.....she would run away screaming.
Politics › Re: Kashim Shettima Receives Malala Yousafzai And Amina Mohammed In His Office by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:45pm On Jul 12, 2023
Girl-child education?

Yeah, right!

Like the CHIBOK GIRLS are still being properly educated in bedmatics and child-bearing by BH terrorists.
Career › Re: MURIC Director, Prof. Akintola Retires From LASU by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:49am On Jul 12, 2023
Great.

Now he's moved from being a part-time asshole to a full-time asshole.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Arrests Fake Lance Corporal Inside A Bank by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:36am On Jul 12, 2023
Be4me:
Army of all people
Criminals will always see benefit in impersonating the Nigerian Army because the Army is allowed to get away with anything!

If the excesses of the Army are checked, impersonation will no longer be attractive to men like these

Many more are doing it and walking free, right now.

If you meet one, you'll assume he's a real soldier and let him get away with abusing your rights, because, If you challenge him and he turns out to be the real deal, his buddies will britalise you beyond imagining.

If the NA pass the instruction that any soldier not on active duty caught wearing uniform will be severely dealt with, and any soldier who abuses a civilian will regret ever being born, and they follow through on it, all this nonsense will stop.

You may argue that civvies will no longer respect soldiers if this happens, but you'll be wrong. What people have for these brutes is fear, not respect.

Some civilians will gladly murder a soldier if they can get away with it. That's how much some people hate them.

A soldier can still call Civil Defence and Police to handle a situation with a civilian. That's more civil.
Education › Re: Udeh Chiamaka Victoria Graduates With First Class In Medicine In Russia by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:11am On Jul 12, 2023
[quote author=NwekeUG post=124366643]Nigerian Lady Graduates With First Class Honors In Medicine From Russia Varsity (Photos)

A Nigerian lady, Udeh Chiamaka Victoria, has graduated with a First Class Honors in Medicine from Stavropol State Medical University in Russia, IGBERETV reports.

Stavropol State Medical University is one of the oldest universities in Russia.

She took to Twitter on Monday, July 10, 2023, to celebrate her achievement.



Christians from the South.

No Quota System pipu allowed in this space.
Business › Re: Otedola Partners Lagos And AfDB To Start Nigeria’s First PPP Power Transmission by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:10am On Jul 12, 2023
michlins:
Lagos is on another level entirely. Hate it or like it, it's inconsequential
Lagos, the State Government and the Elite.

Not Lagos, the average people.

Lagosians dey suffer, mehn!

embarassed
Health › Re: What Can Be The Cause Of My Friend's Childlessness by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52pm On Jul 11, 2023
Righteousness2:
There is nothing wrong with your Friend. Her case is that GOD ALMIGHTY will be Glorified.

Medically, my own wife will not conceive talkless of giving birth. Today I have my child.

I have seen Women whose womb were removed and shown to them. Today they care mothers of mutiple children.

Take your Friend to THE LORD'S CHOSEN. THE GOD OF CHOSEN IS HIGHLY TRUSTED AND PROVEN To BREAK EVERY YOKE AND FILL YOU WITH YOU JOY
Me, I don't get this "God of this, God of that, God of Bishop X, God of Baba Y"

When assemblies begin to personalise God, I take a step back.

Unless the God of chosen isn't the same God who made us all and loves us all.......
Crime › Re: Laughing Gas: Doctor Queries A Photo Olamide Shared Online by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:48pm On Jul 11, 2023
ukaface:
Even if na sons/ younger brothers or cousins wan Fvck up their life with drugs🤷🏽‍♀️Omo na their life ooo
Okay.

It's well.
Family › Re: Lady Reunites With Her Twin Brother After They Were Separated At A Young Age by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:37pm On Jul 11, 2023
IconicR:
The boy is obviously not living well, obviously the boy went with the dad while the lady was with the mum.
You sure the girl hasn't found a Zaddy?

She will surely live better than her Bro because Zaddies ain't gay.
Crime › Re: Laughing Gas: Doctor Queries A Photo Olamide Shared Online by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:35pm On Jul 11, 2023
ukaface:
Wetin concern me
I feel no awareness about drugs should be over emphasised
If person wan die from use of drugs make e die
It’s not my life
I Dey try to survive, why will I Fvck about celebrities life. If olamide wan die make he die na
You don't have teenage sons or younger brothers or cousins?

If someone close to you falls for these "yeyebrities" crappy lifestyle and becomes addicted, you'll understand that you may not give a fvck, but you will feel the pain.
Business › Re: I Want To Arrest My Father For Selling My Palm Oil by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:13pm On Jul 11, 2023
Hardtotrust:
I am very very angry right now. I couldn't sleep last night. That is why I'm bringing this here this morning before I do something very bad. A father should be after the growth of his son and not after ruining him.

Please you guys should help me look into this matter. I understand that it was a matter of life and important concern.

I'm seriously struggling in the city to eck a living for myself and do the little I can for my family also. My father was a petty trader who hardly can provide adequate for the family. Some of us who come from a very poor background would understand this better. I mean coming from where absolutely nothing is kept for you. No support from the family and nothing, nothing and nothing. You are the one who die and same you would have to pour yourself water to come back to life. You, you and only you.

I buy fast consuming products and supply to people and make some gains from there. Sometimes I hawk the products. I was able to save up to N150k. Around May this year, I went to the village and bought some rubbers of palm oil and store them to sell around November/December and make gains.

Last week, I got a call that wind pulled off our house roof in the village. Since they are using small torchlight phone, I didn't get to see how serious the situation was. Even though I didn't have money, I sent N15k to help fix it. My father later called me and complained bitterly on why I sent just 15k, that according to the carpenter, that materials and workmanship would cost N65k. In my mind, I was just like, does this man even know how I survive here in the city?

For two nights, they didnt sleep in the house as the wind pulled off the rooof.

On Tuesday, I learnt my younger brother was being operated of Hernia. I know about the hernia but was under plan to raise money for it. And I knew there was no money to settle medical bills for operation. So I was shocked where they got the money to do operation.

As I traveled down yesterday to see them, dear Nairaland friends, all my rubbers of palm oil has been sold and the money spent on fixing the roof and paying for the medical bills for the hernia operation without my notice.

I am not taking this kindly with my father who engineered the whole thing and I want to arrest him to refund my money.

That is my life investment and it took me so much to raise the amount. Due to how things are now. I even wanted to sell two rubbers to invest back as the business is facing challenges now.

What should I do here to recover my money back? If I have another money, I would over look it but that is my life investment of my labour.
Remember, your Dad didn't touch your palm oil until the disasters befell your family.

Don't forget this fact.
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:09pm On Jul 11, 2023
TinubuShet:
I’m already tired of the relationship it’s not leading anywhere since she started working in an hotel in which I’m strongly against
Who started the "relationship"

You, right?
Career › Re: Dr Simi Sola Of NHS Resigns After 20 Years by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:05pm On Jul 11, 2023
seunmsg:
I opened this thread purposely to pass a message to those who constantly barrage the country with insults and negativity and see no good in her.

A lot of us have similar stories to this lady. We got educated to the highest level almost for free but still have nothing positive to say about the country. Some of them will even boldly say Nigeria has done absolutely nothing for them.

Good enough, people like Dr. Simi are trying to change the narratives. She’s coming back home to serve and give back to a country that made her a medical doctor almost for free. We need more patriots and optimist like her.

Nigeria may not be where we want her to be but being perpetually negative and denying the benefits we’ve received from the country is definitely not the way to go. With positive energy and a deep and patriotic commitment to the country, Nigeria will start flying in just a matter of years.

All the best to Dr. Simi as she returns to serve her Father’s land.
After she stayed for 20 years, right?

Oya naa, let others goan do their own 20 years "in-Britainment" then come and serve their "Father's Land", if PDAPC have not finished it by then.
Politics › Re: Only God Will Save Tinubu If He Loses In Court – Shehu Sani by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:36am On Jul 11, 2023
zeuss:
I am obedient but I think the time is right to collapse structure for Jagaban.
Tinubu on his part needs to embrace ibo as his fellow citizens and give them their dues. Ibo don't ask for much just show them relevance and enjoy their loyal support.
The Muslim north is upto something and we must all protect the south.
You're a fake Obidient.

You can't even get the name right.

😁😁😁😁😁😁
Politics › Re: Oluremi Tinubu Denies Closure Of Aso Rock Chapel by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:33am On Jul 11, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
cool

Rumour mongers want to ruin OLUREMI TINUBU reputation by the spreading of fake news on daily basis tongue
I hope you realise that Aso Rock is staffed by human beings?

It isn't a rumour if no one can debunk it with first-hand knowledge.

Why use a media aide when you can ask people who actually ATTEND said Chapel to do same?
Health › Re: Early Signs Of Sexually Transmitted Disease You Should Not Ignore by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:26am On Jul 10, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

But the truth is if you are niggar and you never get any infection from this our baby girls before then you are not a real niggar

Females get alot of infection
The worse part of it is that it doesn't torment them the way it torment we men
It can stay in their body for even years

But once it gets into our body then two weeks maximum we begin to scrash
And from where do these females get the infections?

You funny well-well.
Politics › Re: Check Out NNPC Floating Fuel Station On Top Of Water In Rivers (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:37pm On Jul 09, 2023
Kenneth4u205:
So how does cars drive in ?
Boats.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Does One Comfort Self After Receiving 3 Job Rejections In One Week? by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:08pm On Jul 08, 2023
radiolover:
I have sent possibly more than 80 applications and fortunately, I got called by a few.

I have exhausted scarce resources to attend interviews, editing and re-editing resumes to fit a certain role and position, cost of transportation, I don't want to even mention having to trek a long distance sometimes due to lack of fund to pay Tfare. I mean someone is broke and hungry and trying his best to land a job but he's rather receiving rejection mails. What is this?

On Monday, I received a rejection mail from automobile company where I applied for a marketing role. On Tuesday, I received another one from a production factory.

Now I just returned from another job hunting only to open my mail and saw another rejection mail. This very one pain me most because I had high hope on it and i have spent so much on it too. During the second stage of the interview, I can remember how I waited from 8am till 5pm just to see 'Oga', and after seeing him, I began to walk my way home and got home late. I know i'm sounding sentimental here but it's so annoying that i went through all that 'ontop empty belle' and at the end, I wasnt offered the job.

Very very painful and morale killing.

I feel so bad right now.

Feels like the world has crashed.

Feels like everything has finished.

Feels like everything has ended.

Feels like more hunger for me ahead ahead.

Who has faced this before?

How did you comfort yourself?
We don face am, many times.

See, ehn, a lot of jobs being advertised already have people to fill them from nepotism and "Oga's candidate" syndrome.

When you see adverts, it doesn't hurt to start by finding out if you know anyone there or know anyone who does.

Networking had got me far more jobs than just applying and going for interviews.
Romance › Re: Silvio Berlusconi Leaves €100m To Lover, Marta Fascina In His Will by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:13pm On Jul 07, 2023
Candidlady:
We know real men we see em


A true man





A milli is like change to him... Abeg drop this mentality bax... So alhaji wey dey pay for my upkeep on weekly basis doesn't know what to do with money ?


To em that money is change money
Now, put in this fashion, I can tell you for free, Alhaji is wasting his money.

He probably stole it.

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Phones › Re: Threads: See Elon Musk's Reply on Twitter's attempt to sue Meta by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:23am On Jul 07, 2023
Rahkman:
Shey dem wan fight ufc ,he still has a chance to kill Mark in the ring
He's by far the bigger and stronger man. He's also a martial artist.

He might put Zuck in the hospital.

That fight isn't gonna happen.
Politics › Re: Governor Seyi Makinde Inspects Projects In Oyo State. by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:18am On Jul 07, 2023
successmatters:
Wike actually thought this governor how to do projects.
Wike, a LAWYER, taught Engr. (That's short for ENGINEER) Seyi Makinde how to "do" (that is, plan, fund and execute) construction projects!

A very experienced, very successful engineer, for that matter.

Whatever you're smoking, I want some, abeg. Lemme zone out for a while, make I forget say I dey Naija.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Michael Olowere 'Baba Automatic' Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:43am On Jul 06, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Why not care more about Jesus Christ's reckoning? Jesus Christ is the one who condemned them all.... those who subscribe to religion instead of the pure teachings and commandments of God as Hypocrites...all of them. This is what Jesus Christ said of all those who embrace the doctrines and traditions of men, all of whom He said are hypocrites.
...
Why not cast Jesus Christ down for His statement against them all? undecided
My point remains, there ought to be some.people who actually serve Jesus, right?
Politics › Re: Fuel Hike, Other Anti-Poor Policies: A Declaration Of War On Workers - NLC by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:19am On Jul 06, 2023
Go strike una no gree go.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Michael Olowere 'Baba Automatic' Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:18am On Jul 06, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Here's hoping we are finally towards the end of the era of the false teachers and the false prophets. lipsrsealed
Kobo,

By your reckoning, are there even any true teachers and prophets?
Romance › Re: Man & His Friends Seize All He Bought For His Girlfriend After She Dumped Him by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:24pm On Jul 05, 2023
onthehill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poOC-uU2E6U

Man and his friends seizes all the items he bought for his girlfriend after she dumped him.
Look at his poverty-riddled ass!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why won't he collect the stuff back?

He obviously starved while buying all these junk for the ho
Politics › Re: Mbah Appoints Ladi Akeredolu-Ale MD Of Enugu State Broadcasting Service by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:28pm On Jul 04, 2023
Hope he will have a free hand to work.
Car Talk › Re: Funny Number Plate Seen On A Highway In Afghanistan (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:22pm On Jul 04, 2023
Remaining

ELUPEE!!

71!
Politics › Re: LP/Obi Vs Bola Tinubu: Datti Baba-Ahmed In Court As INEC Opens Defence by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:32pm On Jul 04, 2023
YinkaOlusesi16:
Obi is a future leader, not now.
Correct!

Tinubu is there now, but Obi will take over in the not-too-distant future.

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