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CrimeRe: Police Nab 6 Members Of Shilla Boys In Adamawa, Recover 14 Stolen Laptops (Pix) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:14pm On Jan 09, 2023
Olasyke:
Nahh, something ain't right. This report is fishy. Also knowing how Nigerian police can raid boys hostel and parade innocents as criminals.
The 30 year old man must be their House Master.
PoliticsRe: Pictures And Videos Of Peter Obi Presidential Rally In Delta State by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:35pm On Jan 09, 2023
Bluev:
But this man was live in Brekette program Abuja this morning and now in Delta. Biko how does he do it
There's an airport in Asaba.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: Nigerian Ports Authority Has Office, Guest House In London by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:23am On Jan 09, 2023
happiness32:
This warehouse economist of a man don come again.
Is it bad for the NPA to have an office in London? The biggest city in the world? What if that’s a way of generating revenue for the NPA to become self reliant at the London office?
How will any sane president not want his country to have an efficient ports office in one of the biggest cities in the world.
Now I agree with Tinubu, Obi is just a warehouse economist and trader who couldn’t transform Anambra but wants to transform Nigeria. Bala bulu economics
Ooohhhh, you're drunk!

Too early to be high, bro!
PoliticsRe: Yusuf Datti Baba Ahmed Moved To Tears Over Insults To Family by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:43am On Jan 09, 2023
Millimann:
That shows a man that loves his family and can trace his roots.

Unlike another that doesn't even have a history. No father, no mother, no primary or secondary school.
De matter dey tire pessin, aswear!

We know the names of Awolowo's parents, for goodness' sakes!

Did Balabluu fall from the sky like a demon?

Meanwhile, the Baba-Ahmed family is known, indeed, it is legendary.
PoliticsRe: Grassroot Mobilization For Peter Obi In Kogi State by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:09pm On Jan 08, 2023
Salvador1:
You gats give it to OBIdents they are really doing underground work.

In my church today if u see the zeal our vicar take urge people to get PVC and be ready for a war.
Immediately he said if u have gotten your PVC raise ur hands, behold more than half of the church raised their hands.
I haven't seen this zeal before.
Bro, e pass zeal o!

When an Imam is telling his followers that Muslim-Muslim ticket is a "call to jihad" and people should vote massively for APC?
It's now about survival!

Make Christians do as den like make den no vote, by de time wey persecution start.....
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Imprisoned For Attempting To Meet With 14-Year-Old Girl In UK (Pix) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:52am On Jan 08, 2023
DrMuzungu:
I need any NCAN member to confirm if this guy is Afonja.
NCAN Secretary-General here. grin

Jimoh OSAKPOLOR is not Afonja.

He is most likely from the northern part of EDO State.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Imprisoned For Attempting To Meet With 14-Year-Old Girl In UK (Pix) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:48am On Jan 08, 2023
LILTJAY:
how do you know he is a Nigerian man?
does that name sound Nigerian?
useless blogger
Osakpolor Jimoh is a very NIGERIAN name, Bro.

Sorry.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu "Beheads" Ebuka In Photoshop Gone Wrong by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:51pm On Jan 06, 2023
NAIRALANDABOKI:
see this people cry so even with all the clear picture that it was photoshoppped you still wan dey drag..

Omo mhen u guys suck. Maybe the feather resemblance is cux they were gotten from same fowl grin
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Scam In Town - Lagos & Ph by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:27pm On Jan 05, 2023
infoleak:
My in-laws brother was recently scammed.
He was told to pay 600k for a job in a company and that his salary will be paid in dollars every week.

He sold all he had and left for Lagos without consulting any family member. He was welcomed by his so called employers and ushered into a building that looks like an office. After paying the fees he was held hostage and striped off every belongings and kept in a room. There he saw other victims being used by these so called employers.

His line was not connecting, they give him the phone to communicate when they want to pass any information in their favour and after that no more phone call, the victim might even be forced to tell you that he is very busy that's y you he can't be reached anytime until he calls back.

They use these victims held hostage to convince family members or friends to come over and take the job/business offer.

As soon as you get there, they strip you off every belongings, seize you phone and collect the money you brought. Once you are there they threaten to kill you if you don't corporate with them. They will tell you call a family member or friend and tell them about the business/job and that you have started benefiting.

In my in-laws brother's case, his escape from where he was kept hostage was a miracle. He is back to zero.

Please share this information with your family and friends so that non will fall victim.

Thank you.
Well done, eh?

He escaped, leaving others there, ba?

He also didn't tell the police the location so they can go and save other victims, abi?

The story is a very poor one o, don't try to make it into a movie, nobody go watch am.
Foreign AffairsRe: Prince Harry Says William ‘Attacked’ Him & Left Him Knocked To The Floor by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:48am On Jan 05, 2023
NwaNimo1:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/20944177/harry-says-william-attacked-him-meg/
Ẹ̀gbọ́n ẹ ṣí ẹ.

Ya senior brother beat you.

Na normal tin naa
PoliticsRe: Bello Kirfi Loses Traditional Title For ‘Disrespecting’ Governor Bala Mohammed by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:26pm On Jan 04, 2023
tishbite42:
Foolanis
Afonjas see your masters
If na Igbo governor do this one, this thread go reach page 1000
Does Wike qualify?

At least na Ibo name e dey bear.

Dis one, at least na letter den write, Wike own Na open disgrace.
PoliticsRe: Bello Kirfi Loses Traditional Title For ‘Disrespecting’ Governor Bala Mohammed by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:23pm On Jan 04, 2023
Albertxvii:
Never bite the fingers that fed you
Did you read the post?

The man was a minister in SHEHU SHAGARI'S GOVERNMENT!

I'm sure this governor was in secondary school when he was already a minister!

The governor is stupid and high-handed.
EventsRe: Wedding Ceremony Crashes Over Missing ‘maggi And Malt’ From Bride’s List (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:29am On Jan 04, 2023
triple996:
Must be somewhere around South east grin
No love atall in that area
Lesson to people who wanna marry from that area.

Just take bank loan or do yahoo.
EducationRe: Boarding School Scandals: My Experiences As A Staff Of FGGC by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:23am On Jan 04, 2023
Romanoff:
Most of these children are already spoiled from home due to parental neglect, the parents then pawn them off to boarding schools.

I went to an FGGC and I can tell you that if you don't put the right values in your children, these spoiled kids will influence them.

In 2003, I was in SS1, some girls from my set scaled fence to go party with their boyfriends. The cab man that took them from the fence to the club came back to report to the security at the gate, he then took them to the point at the fence where he picked them up. The house maters and mistresses were informed, principal was informed, house captains were informed.

Immediately, they started roll call house by house, room by room. That's how they found out the students who were missing.

All the prefects slept outside the hostel by hanging around the school waiting for them to come back. They came back on Sunday morning, they were allowed to scale the fence, the moment they entered like this, they were marched to the principal's house while their parents were called to come to school urgently on Monday morning.

By Monday morning, their parents were on the assembly ground when they marched them in with the skimpy clothes they had on. One of them that was influenced was just crying helplessly. Her mum jumped on her and started beating her.

Bottom line, they were sha expelled.
In my FGC, some senior girls influenced my female classmate (JS3 then) to go to a party with them.

She was drugged and raped.

She reported, the girls were severely dealt with, and her parents took here away from the school.

More than 30 years ago.

No be today yansh dey for back.
CrimeRe: Naked Rapist Dies After Smashing Victim's Door Open With Head by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:38pm On Jan 03, 2023
HeartlessMan:
Please investigate well let's be sure she didn't kill him.
Murder is worse than rape.
You wanna still investigate a CCTV footage?

You must be in the Nigeria Police force.
CrimeRe: Naked Rapist Dies After Smashing Victim's Door Open With Head by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:36pm On Jan 03, 2023
ArchiLimited:
"Despite his serious injury and extensive loss of blood, Freitas removed his shorts in an effort to rape her"

What sort of sorcery is this?
Flakka.
FamilyRe: Can Someone Pls Explain What Is Going On Here? (pics/video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:04pm On Jan 03, 2023
Goodmarlian:
Probably transgender
Female
Most probably fake.

The hormone regimen that is enough to make a tranny grow facial hair must have messed up her menstrual cycle so bad she can't even get pregnant.

I'm not sure a sex reassignment can be this advanced in less than 9 months.

And if it's real, beard or no, she's still a woman.
Foreign AffairsRe: 'Silence Is Betrayal': Prince Harry Hits Buckingham Palace by Jeezuzpick(m):
KingLennon:
Many people lack comprehensive ability. Even though he's a simp, try and read the post carefully to understand the points he buttressed.



He's treated unfairly seriously, he has a family too for that matter!
I tell you, almost all people who love to throw the word "simp" around don't even understand the context in which a man can be called a simp.

This is a young man who grew up seeing what was done to her mother by his father and his sidechick (that ugly stick now called "Queen Consort"wink being told he cannot marry someone he obviously wants to spend the rest of his life with!

Now, who's the simp? Charles who married Diana and sired sons by her while having a thing with a hag who is now on the throne with him, it Harry who just wants to live his life?
Foreign AffairsRe: 'Silence Is Betrayal': Prince Harry Hits Buckingham Palace by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:29am On Jan 03, 2023
God1000:
For how long will prince Harry continue to be at loggerheads with his family?

It appears his wife has successfully turned him against his own family.

though the palace also made some mistakes, but a good wife will be a bridge builder.
I hope you know that Meghan is considered by the racist Windsors as a black woman?

She maybe turned Harry against his family by having him fall in love with her whilst having African (Nigerian, in fact) blood.

That is her offence.
CrimeRe: Lady Traveling To Katsina Kidnapped After Disclosing Her Destination On Facebook by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:40am On Jan 03, 2023
Nbote:
Abeggi... She wasn't kidnapped because she disclosed her location on Facebook, she was kidnapped because the route is notorious for kidnappings and bandit attacks.. She was definitely kidnapped with a whole lot of other persons. If only you ppl know how many of these attacks happen that goes unreported. Infact it was because she disclosed her route that her family got to know it's bandits that kidnapped her
Thanks for this sensible post jare.....instead for them to be praying that the randy bastards don't kpokpo her to oblivion before the ransom is paid, they are blaming her social media post.

This is the reality of APC's Nigeria.....we need a change.

Real change o, not APC chanji
PoliticsRe: Ohakim: They Are Not Ordinary People Or IPOB, They Came To Kill Me by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:35am On Jan 03, 2023
Jostoman:
your lagos landlord has told his Apc supporters and his thugs to get ready to take power by force, may be it is Ipob that also attack Tambuwa in Sokoto.
These people have shut down their brains, honestly.
PoliticsRe: Borno APC Member Resigns From Presidential Campaign Council by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:35am On Jan 03, 2023
muykem:
Inconsequential person seeking attention.
He obviously succeeded, hence his appointment in the first place.

Well, now you can hope to be appointed as his replacement.

Don't worry, BULABAA will read your post and contact you.
PoliticsRe: Borno APC Member Resigns From Presidential Campaign Council by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:34am On Jan 03, 2023
tinsel:
Resignation of a youth who cannot even write a good english and you are jumping up and down.
A youth that can't even write "a good English" and APC appointed him into the PCC!

Jokes on you.

grin
SportsRe: Infantino Requests Countries To Name Stadium After Pele by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:56pm On Jan 02, 2023
planetE:
Nonsense. Na only him be legend wey go make every nation name its stadium after him?
Exactly.

He's the Legend.

If Graz, Austria, can name a stadium after Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pelé can have one named after him.
Car TalkRe: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:12pm On Jan 02, 2023
HeartlessMan:
Over 600km/h.
Numerous times.
Air Peace airlines.
Àbí o!

Many times I can't count sef.
CrimeRe: Assassins Set CBN Staff, Wife Ablaze In Ogun, Kidnap Son, Maid (pix) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:17am On Jan 02, 2023
Kobicove:
Na whick kind jealousy go make person go murder him relatives like this?! undecided
You be learner?

No be today pipu dey kill dia family members, naa!
SportsRe: Al-Nassr Fans Chant Cristiano Ronaldo’s Name During Match (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:45am On Jan 02, 2023
God1000:
Wishing him all the best in his new club.

This means it's not all up with him yet, though I feel like this will diminish his image
Don't worry about his image. He has enough for three normal lifetimes.

Na money e go pack for Saud.
CrimeRe: Assassins Set CBN Staff, Wife Ablaze In Ogun, Kidnap Son, Maid (pix) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:20am On Jan 02, 2023
Exmilitant:
business deal gone wrong!
Maybe, but highly unlikely.

Both are high-flying civil servants with very good jobs.

This is likely something related to family, jealousy, or property.

Police should look closely at their families, coworkers and friends.
PoliticsRe: Military Men Raid Okigwe, Residents Tortured, Several Dead (Disturbing Video, P) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:17am On Jan 01, 2023
Kewtt:
Tell your friends to release the soldier. Or else that trouble you are looking for will find you out as far as Lagos State
Lagos, Lagos, Lagos.....

No be where LEKKI dey be dat?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Did You Have A Defining Moment Or Experience In 2022? by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:28pm On Dec 31, 2022
Odebayo4010:
Bro,complete the statement finish,a town hull different from what?
You know naa.....Blublublu-Boolabaa
Nairaland GeneralRe: Did You Have A Defining Moment Or Experience In 2022? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:44pm On Dec 31, 2022
PerfectStranger:
You say??
grin

Yes o!

Messi WOKKED the cup, with olive oil, Korean chilli flakes and soy sauce.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Did You Have A Defining Moment Or Experience In 2022? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:41pm On Dec 31, 2022
QuinModah:
Do you have a defining moment/experience of 2022—good, bad, or otherwise?

What are you celebrating or leaving behind?
The moment a very old man said, "A Town Hall. Different, from....."

I realised that, as e bad reach, e fit WORST patapata.

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