₦airaland Forum

MadeInTokyo:

Conducting an Arewa/Northern poll online when more than 90% of Arewa/Fulani/Hausa PVC holders have no access to internet phone.. continue, to fool yourself, dey play dey go

Oh, my God!

Celebrating the fact that impoverished, backwards people will vote for your preferred candidate!

Why are they even campaigning sef?

When they have hordes of gullible people who will vote for them even as their lives are being destroyed!

Coolsperm:
My dear as a Yoruba Christian never you vote for Muslim Muslim ticket, it will backfire, remember Owo church bombing, remember southern kaduna, don't be a fool, be wise, don't vote for Muslim Muslim ticket

Toh....den no dey tell pessin o!

Unless den wan make we Churches go lockdown, abeg o!

Even if Tinubu no send dem, den go wan do jihad b cause na "dem" dey power.

kcmichael:
He is a man

Oh....my bad!

I read "Chinyere Igwe" and immediately thought that was a woman.

Moh247:

Alhaji Mikano, and IPOB Pandora candidate fighting back
.

Seriously?

You didn't read the post at all?

Mmmmmmm?

BenedictAbajue:
why na

Gracious!

The woman gat balls, sha!

Supporting Atiku in Wike's LGA?

No be say she wan die be dat?

What a stupid man!

I'm sure Nigeria would be ready for an Igbo President only when his name rhymes with Orji Uzor Kalu.

Obi will do his 8 years by God's grace, and this kleptomaniacal ex-convict will never smell that position!

Nigeria has a lot of potential exports apart from oil.

Our leaders are so lazy and wicked because they only care about political longevity. Hence, they won't let the people thrive.

Imagine, will a one-eyed king welcome into his kingdom of the blind a prophet who gives sight?

Nollywood alone has the capacity to bring millions of Dollars into our economy, yet it's potential remains largely untapped.

Nollywood that El-Ruffian was using to poke fun at Obi is more popular in Africa than the Midget himself!

adem30:
By inspecting an ongoing project since the time of Aregbesola?

By restarting an abandoned project.

wwwkaycom:
You will lule next saturday.
By the time the real deal is been done, you will then know that you are alone in your landlocked enclave in Anambra State.


*WHO WINS THE 2023 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION*

The Nation Newspaper on Sunday predicted the front line candidates to win in the following states. You can read the full analyses through the link provided. I don't agree with The Nation 100% though but there's no need for arguments, just wait till February 25.

*ATIKU*

Adamawa
Taraba
Delta
Akwa-Ibom
Bayelsa

*OBI*

Enugu
Abia
Ebonyi
Anambra

*ASIWAJU*

Kaduna
Gombe
Borno
Niger
Nasarawa
Katsina
Yobe
Kano
Jigawa
Zamfara
Kebbi
Kogi
Kwara
Ogun
Oyo
Osun
Ekiti
Ondo
Lagos
Rivers

*BATTLEFIELD (SWING STATES)*
Plateau
Bauchi
Benue
Sokoto
FCT
Edo
Cross River
Imo.

https://thenationonlineng.net/who-wins-2023-presidential-election/

Most off the so-called "swing states" belong to Obi save one (Sokoto) which belongs to Atiku.

Numerouno94:
His goal yesterday was astonishing. Osimhen is currently in the form of his life. African player of the year loading. Serie A player of the season equally loading.

Just like that, the new trio to watch in this new generation have been revealed:

Mbappe, Haaland and Osimhen.

Let's hope Osimhen remains consistent.

Penguin2:
Is Muiz Banire not supposed to be one of Tinubu’s structures in Lagos 🤔?

Oh! He’s one of those who have seen the light like Ambode and Osinbajo.

Tinubu will never be president.

Every one of Tinubu's close associates know the real Tinubu.

It's only those with insatiable greed and a penchant for perpetual asslicking that remain.

Every single one of them who has a limit to the shitt they can take eventually rebels, even Aregbe.

Busy76:
https://thisweekng.com/2023/02/naira-swap-policy-your-action-can-lead-to-anarchy-festus-keyamo-slams-buhari-on-national-tv-video/

APC house of commotion

madridguy:
Why are angry rioters attacking commercial banks? That is wicked and callous! These commercial banks don't have new notes to dispense because Emefiele is not going to give them. And commercial banks don't print currency.

STOP ATTACKING COMMERCIAL BANKS

Copied.

Are you absolutely sure none of these banks have new notes?

Hmmmm.....we saw videos of CBN officials finding out otherwise in some banks o.

Funflipper:
Having one shoe and two suits is not enough to successfully govern a complex society like Nigeria. His stance on the CBN chaotic naira swap implementation clearly shows his poor sense of judgement

You completely missed the points of the story.

1. Peter Obi is a man with real empathy. He was not obligated in any way to help with the funeral of the Lady of Songs, but he went out of his way to do so. Imagine what he will do if he's under obligation as President.

2. He told Dr. Tee-Mac about the size of his wardrobe, and he proved it when Tee-Mac showed disbelief.

How many other candidates can make a claim and back it up immediately with proof?

Will we rather support a person whose source of wealth is unknown, or the one whose age or early education cannot be established?

As a father, will you allow your daughter marry a man whose past cannot be verified?

A man without a past is as unreliable as a building without foundations.

He has a choice of experts to call to his cabinet. A man cannot know everything. Obi said so himself. He is not claiming to be Superman.

What we need is not his genius and pluripotent abilities. What we need is his heart.

JASONjnr:
This the reason why putting on a military camouflage is restricted in Nigeria...


But in the Europe, you can wear it all day and from Monday to Sunday or wear it from head to toe and nobody will harrass you or arrest you.

If you're wearing fatigues on the street, chances are strong that you're a civilian, so in Europe and America, no one will take a camo-wearing schmuck seriously.

A real soldier in camo is either going for or returning from deployment. They will rather wear civilian clothes, and even then, other soldiers spot them easily from their bearing and speech.

politicoNG:
https://labourparty.com.ng/our-attention-has-been-drawn-to-the-laughable-fake-news-that-the-labour-party-southwest-structure-has-collapsed-for-apc/

Previous Threads:
https://www.nairaland.com/7567337/labour-party-south-west-chapter-collapses

https://www.nairaland.com/7567499/moment-lp-excos-some-members

From "No Structure" to "They collapsed their structure"

Which structure again?

Structure wey no dey na in dey collapse enter APShit?

Not only closed, they should dynamite the school.

Helpfromabove1:
With the drone pictures of lagos Labour Party rally I finally agree that Peter obi will come 3rd in this coming election but the good thing is he is still young and fit to contest many more elections , he might likely win the 2031 election because it not easy to win incumbent in the next election in 2027

Also another good thing is Labour Party win have it share of winners in house of assembly but states and federal level and possibly some senators too , but we should pray they don’t decamp


For those that will like to quote me or abuse me pls go ahead but expect no reply from me , you don’t deserve my time and energy and most importantly am entitled to my opinion and I believe this is just the candid truth not all these social media noise and drama

Hmmmmm..... I wouldn't judge that way, if I were you, because you know the gravity of the hardships being visited on Nigerians right now, owing to the infighting in the APC (Buhari+Emefiele+Cabal vs BAT and his beneficiaries).

People may be unable to go to rallies but they can and will vote, if only to make sure this hardship can be abated, because it will surely escalate if APC continues in power.

Moh247:



So every Ishekiri man is Tinubu's in law
Tee Mac,
Weird MC,
Psquare,

.

He really is Tinubu's relative by marriage.

He also knows Tinubu is a phony.

Thanks to him, (a man almost 75 years old who calls Tinubu 'Uncle') we know Tinubu's age is false, and he's actually in his 80s.

inoki247:
This what I'm saying Alot of General Oversea will shut down TBS dem dey du am like say no be anything he reach Obi turn the place looks empty.....


When Renard Bonke sef dey use dere everywhere dey full aw he come hard for ObI....


Even inside Channel live Video d empty space still dey show ...

You know those Christians who fill up those spaces?

Guess who they will all vote for?

Jashub:
This is just unfortunate and the thing is becoming too frequent nowadays . Hardly a week goes by without hearing of people suddenly slumping and dying ...what's surprising is that many of these people are less than 40. Some are even professional athletes that eat and live healthy, but still become victims of sudden death . Anyway , may God help and protect us from such . RIP to the dead

Died with lips and tongue all black?

That needs to be looked into.

RenaissanceGuy:
They met at a social function and decided to take a photo or they gathered to go and visit him in his house??

Hmmmm.... I hope they can conveniently "meet" Tinubu and Atiku "at a social function" in the next few days.

Manny21:
One of these presidential aspirants will eventually win. I pray that the person that wins will not make us to miss Buhari.

BULABAA will, certainly. He better not win, or Naija will yearn for the Buhari years.

WiszyFraud:
This is totally just for the fun.

It doesn’t mean anything.


See how the regional pastor above me don dey drag the whole thing like tiger generator

If you believe it doesn't mean anything, you can actually believe anything.

Well, it may not mean anything to you, but it sure does mean a lot to the artistes performing the satanic stuff consistently year after year.

Lonestar124:
My own is if Peter obi no win, make Atiku win, anything beside APC is considerable

If Atiku win, na de same APC. Na decamping galore go happen. Simple.

That name is obviously Okun.

doggedfighter:
What could he have done to them ?
He's just an old prof living his life.

Could be students o....cultists.

Could be sent by relatives....land tussle matter.

Make police try solve dis one naa.....den no dey try at all, except to extort innocent people.

MMempire:
Nice training.

I learnt K9 units in the US are trained in foreign languages so that criminals can't order them in English.

mysticwarrior:
That is a west African Forest Cobra, it's black in colour and they are long, fast and deadly. Plant lemon grass inside and outside your compound and you will never see anyone of them again.

They also spit venom, targeting the eyes of their victims.

lhordspy:
This is getting very interesting. Very very.

We all remember how it started, when Peter obi stood on the altar of a church and said to the congregation.
''Church take back your country"

The exact same word the old brutal church crusaders used during the darkest bloodiest religious cleansing that took place centuries ago. The same few set of words that triggered the religous cleansing that took thousands of lives. My brother and sister here we go again !

I just hope when the other religion start taking up the trend, no one will cry islamization or bigotry then.

Shalom/Salam.

It's done already with your same-religion ticket and northern clerics calling it a "call to jihad".