₦airaland Forum

LegendHero:
I support Dr. Joe Abah.

Shebi Abuja people dey shout ELupee 74 after being deceived with Peter Obi lies of being a Christian messiah.

Labor party already took their only senatorial slot for a non indigene, now Dr. Joe said they MUST not be appointed as minister over their own ancestral land because it will set a bad precedence.

Abuja na no man’s land now.

walexbiz:
All I see here is a knee jerking reaction to crime due to negligence. The CMD can go home and sleep comfortably while the installer is been held. Here is a lift that has been faulty since 2020 yet the management of the hospital is not rounded up and thrown into a dungeon but the poor installer whose total fee for the installation might not have been is been arrested and the culprit is having a good night sleep.

successmatters:
And these are the soldiers we are hoping to go and face wagner?

SMH

jeromestarks:
...why did you breakup?
And how many girls or guys have you dated since then?

Mine: my first love was a girl called Rachel. We met in jss3.
Quite, calm and very observant young girl.

We broke up after junior waec. No mobile phone then so we couldn't reach each other when her family relocated to the West or so.

Since then , I have dated 58 women.


Over to you.
Can you remember your first love?

Icrave4u:
YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.😂

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scámmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.😁

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!
EKO ILE OGBON!

Osariemen12:
I know a leader when I see one.

But that Judith Beres is a MILF .

mariahAngel:
They no longer want to operate in Nigeria, but still want to sell their products through a 3rd party distributor?

MycroftHolmes:
Stockholm syndrome is a thing.

Plus, he's probably an awesome performer in da oza room

superCleanworks:
by the time you add oil and gas (or kero) and transport to market plus electricity wey u go use see road chop the food.

Goodlady:
Just got back home from work.
The dinner I m having tonight.
Fish N800
Pepper: 400
Meat: N1,000
Vegetable: N100
Kpomo: N500.
And I bought that groundnut N200 as snack to eat before I finished cooking.
Life of a single girl.

wittywriter:
Rich Science postulated by Rich Scientists....

But this corrupt former minister is also tweeting..SMH.

Wittyness

Throwback:
ECOWAS must do all to ensure that Democracy BAD GOVERNMENT is restored to Niger.

HonNL:
SOURCE

TruthsFM:
Imagine this act ooo. This is what H.E Senator Dino Melaye haven't done. Infact Dino Melaye has been in politics for several years before Bello came into politics. Experience differs abeg.

Mjshexy:
Nice one, some cheering news amidst the hardship

psychologist:
Ok bye

References1:
Saint Obi goes home on August 18, 2023.

bennybuhari:
Ministerial List: Tinubu Is Very Unfair To This Man Who Did A Lot For Him

President Bola Tinubu has been unfair to Festus Keyamo who did a lot defending him day and night especially on the narcotics issue.

No first batch
No second batch
Is it because he lost his polling unit during the presidential election?

sarkinbauchi:
Andrew Livers salt marriages.
From one party to another.
They're probably Peter Obi's disciples

abidem4real:
Stop using Panadol for somebody else's headache 🤪🤪🤪🤪

abidem4real:
This woman just spoke sense and truth to our wives, making them understand that we love them so much even though we cheat. It's all for fun! Don't count it as sin. You are our real hearts ❤️💯💕💕💕💕

benjackugo:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvUBvd6Nuos/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

22o62021:
Capt Utaka
Capt oliseh
In Sierra leone?

accordadoga28:
God have mercy.

Trust Nigerians to start looking for money and other valuable items in the crash scene.

May we not crash.

Helicopter no go jam us.

flexyrule:
I can attest to the fact that Sen. Abbo (he was fondly called Cliff) was actually a very brilliant student.

I knew him way back from Mubi in Adamawa State...

From his humble days in Vimtim to when he came out as HIV positive, then during his days with several International NGOs and most memorably, when he used to fly to England to watch Man Utd matches.

But writing common entrance in primary 3... Omoh. That one weak me!

Ordinarily, way back at primary 3, you no even suppose sabi read finish.

But if I believed that a 13 year old is the youngest AWS certified developer in Africa... Then I'll humbly swallow Abbo's story too.

22o62021:
Capt Utaka
Capt oliseh
In Sierra leone?

Kukutente23:
Bubu and shock
Where is that Zombie that used to dedicate songs? He should come and dedicate a song on shock to Buhari