₦airaland Forum

It's the period naa.

Nothing new.

Toks2008:
I Just love this man. We have something in common... I am very free spirited... I do the things I love regardless of my status or age.

He's also a drummer.

I mean, he used to drum in Church before he became a muslim

limeta:
He is one of them
Looking up to nothing

These people think we are fools!

What will Oshiomhole do?

A Dino in the senate is better than 1,000 Oshiomholes.

Adams that has killed and buried his conscience long ago?

madridguy:
Gen Sani Abacha used him eyes see shege then to the extent of making him cry publicly on national TV only for Abacha to give him white handkerchief again to wipe his years.

R. I. P Lt- General Diya.

To the glory of God who determines the lives of men, Diya outlived the man who wanted to have him killed by 25 years.

JASONjnr:
Igbos are in full support for the Adeleke's win.... Why aren't they calling Adeleke an Igbo man?

Adeleke speaks good Igbo.

His mother was Ibo.

Doesn't matter though. Adeleke is a Yoruba man.

That said, If it is an Ibo man who will make Osun great, then by all means he's better than a thousand Yoruba men who will only chop money.

Goodness is not by tribe.

No tribe is perfect and none is completely evil.

renderme:
The attorney general doesn't know his job. He should have prosecuted the people's gazette immediately for such rubbish against the supreme court justices.

And risk the journalists providing concrete evidence that may be damaging to the CJN?

You know what?

You're right.

The AG didn't know his job, and you're a genius.

muykem:
Those who lied against CJN because he is a Yoruba man will forever be suffering from ethnic bigotry from generation to generation.

I though the initial claim was that he never travelled out?

NairalandSon:
Let me start by saying security job is not my dream job but while I'm very hopeful of getting that dream job someday soon, body and soul need to be put together. An unemployed person with penniless pocket will certainly understand my predicament. The only option is to grab anything provided it can take of your very essential needs. Worse is when you wake up with no food to eat or not even soap to bath with, then you'd realize doing anything is sure better than nothing.

So I got this security job which I resumed yesterday. Could you believe that same yesterday, armed robbers operated in the area. As you know, security or what people call gateman is the one the armed robbers target first when they come to a place.

It was around 3:am when everywhere was quiet, As the security, I did a patrol around the compound when I noticed suspicious noise in the next compound. Before I know, I heard people shouting over there. I stayed back. In less than no time, I saw about 5 people coming straight to my compound. They pointed torch inside. I didn't bother to ask who they were cos I already knew. My people, I didn't even know when I commot for gear run to the backyard of the house, jumped over to the other side which is a bush, breathing like who just escaped death. Unfortunately, I sustained injury while running in the bush. Since the gate of the compound is not high, they jumped over it and gained entry into the compound, but thankfully they couldn't gain access to the house due to burglary after a long while of triaI. Unfortunately for me again, I slept in the bush till this morning.

Now, I learnt robbers operate in the area often. This has further put fear in me. I wouldn't want to be a victim of robbery circumstance because of a job whose salary cannot even meet one's needs.

So I am confused now. Even with the injury, should I go back to the place or not? Presently I don't have anything else doing and I don't have money to sustain myself either. Please what would you advise me?

Note: this happened somewhere in Delta state. I don't want to disclose the location for security reasons.

TMI already.

How many people in Delta State employed a guard recently and robbers attacked them on the guard's very first day at work?

Especially when said guard disappeared?

Dude, thank God those people were not attacked, because if they were, given the circumstances, guess who would've been the first suspect?

DodadaKoKigbe:
No be by praise and worship. Team wey good, good. There are atheists team in Europe that will defeat Super Eagles black and blue.

God does not take sides in football.

Footballers are usually very religious, Bro.

Brazil players disay "JESUS" on their undershirts and display it proudly.

Neymar writes "JESUS" on his headband.

The Croatian national team does deep worship sessions in camp during world cups.

Moslem players bow to Allah after scoring goals.

Name a single atheist team.

If not, you know what to do with your post.

Stephaniegold:
Scam....

Imagine owning an online store.

A customer makes an order, pays and you deliver the goods as ordered, in good condition, and on time.

The customer goes to your website to post a review, and he writes a single word:

SCAM.

inoki247:
Lol oga even if na stone enta the stone no fit wicked like this Buhari and people wey he dey waka with so rest....



If we compare OBJ, Yaradua, and Goodluck Govt did we get the same thing or the same policy I'm sure we will enjoy one pass one....

So you people should stop making it look like the world as end because who you support did not enta....


All I know is no mata Wu enters they can never be wicked as this Buhari...

I will take this your post as a prayer and say a big "AMEN".

inoki247:
Can May just come in Peace make all this fool go...


Old note wwy dey in circulation no much election don finish the scarcity still persist I thought they told us Politicians park the old note full hand we du election this Sat we still no see the money...

Insecurity and kidnapping too don resume we too suffer for this Govt hand make dem jus du and go ..

"Du and go".....

No be de same government still continue?

No be de same APC?

Dey play.

Nigeria neva see anytin.

Na pipu wey support Bulabaa dey pain me pass, Na dem bring dis suffer come.

Make God sha deliver innocent pipu.....

Hamachi:
She has a chain on her leg and not her brain. I know a GM who puts on leg chain and she is ta very smart woman.

It's just as some companies won't take you for using Hijab, the head is covered and not the brain.

We need to have a paradigm shift in our mindset and focus on what is most important.

And if at all a company sees it as being against their culture, is it not better it is discussed with the candidate at the interview.

But I have a question, did the company told the candidate that you did well but because you are putting on a leg chain we can't hire you. We need to be careful with how we get one sided reports
Simple solution would be to communicate that the dress code to the employee.
You reject a good fit cos of leg chain.
Next thing they will employ the incompetent person who wore suit and tie. What is the goal really?
Also what is the meaning of leg chain in Nigeria?
Our mothers proudly wore beads on their wrists, legs, waist and necks so what changed? How did they suddenly become evil in Africa
All is well

Must the lady wear leg chain to interview?

Must she wear it to work?

Anyway, na her right to wear leg chain, sha.

Na de company right to give job to who no dey wear leg chain.

Nobody force her to abandon leg chain. Nobody fit force dem to employ am.

Notin spoil.

ogododo:
Una don resume.

Yes o.

Dem pause activity for elections.

Abi, how else can one explain why they went on "break" for elections and resumed "work" afterwards?

Mmmmmmmm?

realisticwise:
This will never happen in the military. Once your senior always your senior even till death.
Uniform men should always remember that discipline is everything.

That's the reason soldiers get killed by harbowkey civillians in jalabiyya while their ogas clean up and smile to the bank.

Anytime I remember 'Tears of the Sun' starring Bruce Willis, the way the Nigerian Army were depicted like freaking MACHINES, I remember the high esteem in which the world held our army.

They are but a shadow of what they once were, because of corruption and political entanglement in the top brass.

Service Chiefs becoming Ambassadors.......

PutinDBomb:
Lagos is a no man land. Igbo, come out and vote Vivour.

We have invested in Lagos. Don't let Afonja manage our investment.

We are taking over Lagos by force

Will you people take a chill pill?

I want GRV to win.

Yet, this is not an Ibo project.

It's not like voting LP will suddenly turn Lagos into Onitsha annex.

Lagos is yourubaland.

Lots of Yorubas voted Obi, and we will vote GRV.

Plus, GRV is Yoruba, from Lagos.

Heck, Seyi Tinubu married an Ibo lady. You think she didn't support her father-in-law?

Y'all should stop making this into tribal nonsense.

I want MC Oluomo kicked out.

That's enough reason to vote GRV for me.

HonNL:
SOURCE

Wow!

I didn't even know Siva Moodley is dead.

Well, I don't know why they didn't just bury him.

Jesus was buried, after all. Entombment didn't stop His resurrection.

MaDaRa01:
Two days ago i went to a woman's shop to buy something and i took advantage of the little kid she left in the shop by paying way less than what i bought.

Thanks to the good people of nairaland with their good advice. I deciding to go clean to the woman and telling her the whole truth without hiding anything.

I went back yesterday to the woman and told her the truth, how i took advantage of the kid by paying #50 for the rice worth #1k and how i came back to pay the balance after i realize my wrong.

At first, i thought she was going to get angry at him. Instead she asked me if i have bible app on my phone which i affirmed. She quoted a verse to me and talked to me on confession of sin and forgiveness.
Seriously, since when i dey go church, no pastor sermon touched me like the little talk the woman gave me. Till now i'm still thinking about it.

I thanked her, promised never to do that again, and as i was going she told me to wait. She later gave me some rice, beans and other provision that i should take it for free and anytime i am hard on cash, i could come to her shop and get anything and pay her whenever i receive salary or when i have cash with me.

I said all the whole "Thank you, God bless you".

It was not the foodstuff that blessed my soul, but how she handled the situatiom.

May God continue to bless the woman

You just encountered a Christian.

Den no dey write am for face.

Na de fruit you go take sabi dem.

Malcolmprincex:
https://haima.com.ng/2023/03/15/my-husband-is-gay-i-still-beg-him-for-sex-but-he-isnt-ready-to-heartbroken-woman-cries-out/

Why on earth she wants anything to do with that man's "toilet plunger" is totally beyond me!

He probably loves her, that's why he's avoiding sex with her.

Any 'pim' laidis, her system go turn to Petri dish!

See, ehn?

That phrase "APC Chieftain"?

The synonym Na "Criminal".

Jor23:
About a week ago I realized that i have a tiny bump on the shaft of my penis. I have no pain, nor itchiness, but sometimes my penis will feel a bit irritated for very small periods of time when I have underwear on.

I have received MouthAction for the first time about a month ago so l am not sure if this is genital herpes or something that I should be worried about. There has not been much "healing" within the past week. I've been up every night for the past week trying to figure out what this is and I am still not sure what it is.

Please help.

Toh.

E don happen.

Nothing I can do o, except wait for the next "story dat tosh".

saweide:
Good moring everyone in the house please I need a medical advise to know if I need to see a doctor.

My name is segun I reside somewhere in lagos.
Please I need advise and no insult please.
I noticed that am too sexually active these days.

I operate a long distance relationship and anytime I visited my girlfriend for like 4 days I noticed I have sex with her moring afternoon and night and most times I go up to 45 minutes to an hour sex after the first come, I find It hard to come on second round and I go up to 45 minutes to an hour before she will cry for tiredness and it causes fight like she will tell me its OK but yet am not satisfied.

I do moring afternoon and night and even at midnight I don't allow her sleep, even my last relationships ladies complain too much of my longterm sexual drive and is giving me concern.

Tho my cucumber is not big is at medium size but if I handle a woman they always scream for help after my long sexual activity.

There was a time I went an hour marathon sex on my woman I nearly fainted that day because have exhausted all my energy.

Please should i see a doctor or there is a pill I can take? I shall appreciate you all for Good advise.

Thanks all.

You are a normal enough person.

You only need to get married and see the sexually active part of you get satisfied to oblivion.

Besides, gbola go relax wen e face house rent, school fees, soup money and other Naija jagbajantics.

Yours truly lasts as long as well and was doing 2, sometimes 3 rounds at a go with Bae as newlyweds.

Now, after 14 years, e don cool down.

Get married, Bro. Stop sex outside marriage. You never know the kinda stuff girls have gone into before coming your way o.

Meanwhile, make sure you marry that girl o, if you know say you no go marry am, no condemn am for anoda man, else na anoda man "condemn iron" you ma go carry.

robosky02:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/03/15/uecl-orban-scores-fastest-ever-hat-trick-to-lift-genk/

Hat trick in 3 minutes!

Wow!

Kanu's 15 minutes hat trick against Chelsea back then was stuff of legends, but.....mehn!

This is ridiculous!

9jahotblog:
100 Days: Adeleke officially commissions second phase of the dualization of Osogbo – Ikirun – Ila Odo (KWSB) road 10.5km
https://sahelstandard.com/index.php/2023/03/14/100-days-adeleke-officially-commissions-second-phase-of-dualization-of-osogbo-ikirun-ila-odo-kwsb-road-10-5km/

Nice to see Oga Sammy Adigun (Sammya) again.....

It's been a long time.

robosky02:
No doubt


The statistics shows it

He is greater than


Allen Guamini of ivory coast

Thomas Nkono of Cameroon

Bruce Grumbali of Zimbabwe

Edward Answer of Ghana

No doubt Nigeria has more like Best ogedembghe, peter Rufai etc

You mean Bruce Grobbelaar.

Clevite:
https://www-thisdaylive-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2023/03/13/as-appeal-court-hears-osun-governorship-case-today/amp/?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16786950457518&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisdaylive.com%2Findex.php%2F2023%2F03%2F13%2Fas-appeal-court-hears-osun-governorship-case-today%2F

Ismail Omipidan (not Israel, OP take note)

Was the spokesperson of the Oyetola-led APC government, so kindly realise that the above piece is from an APC source.

Thank you.

chokekachy:
https://dailytrust.com/joe-igbokwe-tinubu-will-rule-till-2031-then-hand-over-to-a-northerner/

I'm a Yorùbá man, but I just want Ibos to know that this guy Igbokwe is a bastard.

I wonder if he has a home in his village, and how he manages to go home without village youths taking him to the shrine, tying him to a tree and flogging the sense back into his brains.....

Let anyone feel free to quote me and accuse me of being Ibo...

We will settle the quarrel in ìjìnlẹ̀ẹ Yorùbá which no one but a full-blooded Yorùbá can read or write.

dre11:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/587025-us-varsity-speaks-on-certificate-forgery-allegation-against-rhodes-vivour.html

A Master's from MIT?!?!?



Lagosians, if una no vote for dis guy, ehn?

Tiyín ti báa yín nìyẹn finally!

dre11:
https://gazettengr.com/yahaya-bellos-wife-wanted-by-efcc-in-aso-villa-with-aisha-buhari-tinubus-wife/

If after reading this, you still believe Tinubu government will be good, you need a good kick in the head.

By Roberto Carlos.

Wearing hard studs.

Chai!!



See conference!

ExAngel007:
https://www.thecable.ng/abdullahi-sani-abachas-son-dies-in-his-sleep/amp

Hmmmmm....RIP, dude.

But dis ya eye wey I see so, hmmmm.......

I hope say no be say you take sumtin....

WannaHowzit:
Same people you are always mocking🇿🇦? You had your fun during the Zuma years, now it's our turn to laugh 😈😈😈

To console you, I cried when SA voted for Zuma. But we moved through that and did better next time.

Just to let you know.... A lot of us did better.

TBH, I'm not sure this man won.