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Politics › Re: Retired Police Commissioner Frank Odita Is Dead. by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:13pm On Jun 24, 2023
Absuchat:
grin
Did he die?
No, he's inviting you to join him on his trip.
Politics › Re: Retired Police Commissioner Frank Odita Is Dead. by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:12pm On Jun 24, 2023
Likoya:
Very Good, I'm loving this.
The killers on the highway are still alive and killing people, it's this man who obviously knew his job and did it well even after retirement that you're loving his death?

Well done, you hear?

I'm sure you didn't know him, sha....no wahala.

I actually enjoyed watching Security Watch back then on AIT, so pardon me if I don't share your sentiment.
Romance › Re: What Makes A Relationship Last Long? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:39pm On Jun 24, 2023
Forgiveness, selflessness and kindness.

On both sides.

Good and kind people don't hurt their partners, and if hurt does occur, forgiveness takes care of it.

Selfish people don't even have a place in a relationship of any kind.

Selfishness and relationship are oil and water.
Foreign Affairs › Re: We Captured Russian Army HQ Without A Single Shot — Wagner Chief by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:36pm On Jun 24, 2023
Lutherblaq:
wink make putin catch you, you blood go dry.
Putin is but a man.

He's only fearsome as long as he has men to do his bidding.

I won't be surprised if the Wagner Group wasn't his right hand in the military all this while, because, I mean, look at how quickly they got to Moscow!
Foreign Affairs › Re: COUP UPDATES: Putin Leaves Moscow | Machine Gun Positions Around Moscow by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:26pm On Jun 24, 2023
brain54:
Putin never saw this coming…

I would not be surprised if the Wagner forces is backed and sponsored by the west.

Nothing those devious devils can’t do!
I doubt it.

If Wagner PMC could be bought, they would've been, long ago.

The allegation by their leader is that the Russian Government killed scores of their soldiers.

You don't do that with mercenaries.

Those gus are crazy loyal and they are the best at their craft.

The only thing Putin can do is nuke his own capital, and we both know that's not gonna happen.

It's just a lucky break for the warmongering Deep State.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 180 Russian Soldiers Surrendered To The Wagnerites. by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:17pm On Jun 24, 2023
Likoya:
Ukraine and Thier stupid NATO allies should be thanking God that somebody like me isn't the president of Russia Because I would have nuked that country long long ago and anybody that tries nonsense is getting nuked too...If the war in Ukraine is giving you sleepless nights, I have an suggestion that will help you sleep well...Just think of Russia as Israel and Ukraine as Palestine...
You would have guaranteed the death of every one of your citizens as well as yourself and up to 40% of people on this planet immediately in the nuclear holocaust that will result, and another 45% in the next few years due to radiation, fallout and nuclear winter.

If there could be a history after your action, you would go down as the worst leader in the earth's history.

Luckily for you, there will be no history, because it takes people to write history.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Ministerial List: Ohakim Denies Revolting Against Uzodinma by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:01pm On Jun 23, 2023
Lutherblaq:
grin
Say the the truth and shame the devil Ohakim Ohasoup.
If Bulabaa appoints a single one of these desperate politicians, it will be a serious indictment on his government.
Politics › Re: Handover Ceremony Of Maj. Gen. Lagbaja, Chief Of Army Staff by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:24pm On Jun 23, 2023
LegendHero:
Congratulations to my friend Lagbaja.

This life is somehow. This man all though his life covered his face thinking we won’t know what he look like. Now we can all see what Lagbaja look like.

I hope Tinubu is magnanimous enough to also appoint Lagbaja close friend Tamedu to one of those positions too.
I know you're trying to joke....

Lemme encourage you with 1 laugh meme.

Crime › Re: Kabir Bala 'OKWO' Shot Dead Hours After Kogi Govt Revoked His Pardon by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:56am On Jun 23, 2023
Pipefitter:
Why wait since 2019
Na "political asset" naa.

People like him are used to win elections. Is MC Oluomo not more advanced than this one?

APC is just cleaning house.

That's all.
Politics › Re: President Bola Tinubu And Asari Dokubo - Then Vs Now (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:03am On Jun 23, 2023
ijaw1stson:
I'm not looking at the personality of both here... What I saw in this pix was someone who could remember old friends despite his position as the GCFR. And FYI, BAT is not a morally upright person
We're pretty much on the same page.
Politics › Re: President Bola Tinubu And Asari Dokubo - Then Vs Now (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52am On Jun 23, 2023
ijaw1stson:
these obedients are here again
Not really about being "Obidient" here.....

If BAT was really in cahoots with Asari when he was blowing up pipelines, as a morally upright person, shouldn't he have distanced himself?
Politics › Re: President Bola Tinubu And Asari Dokubo - Then Vs Now (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:49am On Jun 23, 2023
shortgun:
A criminal drug baron will have criminal friends and confused characters around.

Here's a video of Asari claiming his ancestors were Igbo grin grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb00q-AYnvI
Very confused entity, if your ancestors were igbos. Which Igbos did your father sell as slaves?😂😂
All slaves were sold by their kinsmen.

Yoruba sold Yoruba, Ibo sold Ibo.
Food › Re: Prices Of Bread, Paste May Crash As FG Releases Four New Varieties Of Wheat by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:45pm On Jun 22, 2023
Ransomtheking:
No be only crash grin cheesy
Den don see mumu 😂😂😂😂😂

Wheat wey den go still plant, e go grow for some months before den harvest am, if BH and bandits allow.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Now More Loved Than President Buhari - Reno Omokri by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:34pm On Jun 22, 2023
That's not saying much.

Only thieves and brain-dead cretins like the barbeque griller loved Buhari.
Politics › Re: Funeral Mass For Raymond Dokpesi (Obituary) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:33pm On Jun 22, 2023
od4life:
What about the AIT broadcaster he married as wife number 3? Toyin Dokpesi?
Tosin Odukoya who became Tosin Dokpesi.

I initially thought one of his younger brothers or cousins or even nephews married Tosin.

I was shocked to learn it was the man himself.
Politics › Re: Funeral Mass For Raymond Dokpesi (Obituary) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:31pm On Jun 22, 2023
broadman20:
Hmmmmmm!

Funeral mass for a Muslim?

Nigerians are jokers abeg.


Hahahaha.
Oya go de Church go do suicide bombing if you no like am.
Politics › Re: I Will Make Community Policing Work, New IGP Egbetokun Vows (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:46am On Jun 22, 2023
This one just dey talk since e enta office.....

You sure say diswan no be IGP (Inspector General of Parrot)?
Business › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Reacts To Elon Musk's Challenge For MMA Fight by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:45am On Jun 22, 2023
Dougad:
grin cheesy

The way this guy go beat Elon Musk ehnb
You go shock say Elon na Master for martial arts.

These guys have time and can afford the top trainers.

Like the YouTuber Linus Sebastian who was challenged to a karate fight by his Asian employee who didn't know his boss has a black belt....
Politics › Re: Economic Overhaul Raises Hopes For Nigeria’s New Leader - Financial Times by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:33pm On Jun 21, 2023
yashau:
:that's my President 😁
Buhari's nonsensical regime is making him look like a superstar.

Let's assess him after 1 year, God keeping us.

If the Judiciary don't kick him out before then.

In all, let God's will be done.
Family › Re: Have You Ever Found Yourself Emotionally Attached To Your Siblings' Children? by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:15pm On Jun 21, 2023
Nope.

I hardly see them.

Haven't seen any of them for over a year
Crime › Re: Pastor Chinedu Eze: How I Was Framed By Police, Spent 14 Years In Prison by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:11am On Jun 21, 2023
babaolofin:
You are 100% correct. He wouldn't have been very close to his God if not for that experience. He wouldn't have written those songs and books if not for that experience. Life is a mystery. We are spirits passing through human experience. Something must have accounted for those 14 years he spent in this life in another world.

It is four years now he finished the experience. The journey continues. Many God continue to support him on every side in Jesus Name, Amen.
Chai!

Should I pray for you to go to prison for no offence so you can end up writing songs and books?
Crime › Re: Pastor Chinedu Eze: How I Was Framed By Police, Spent 14 Years In Prison by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:09am On Jun 21, 2023
TsbAfrica:
A Biafran was setup by his fellow Biafran and some idiots here will be carrying tribe on thier head ... Negodu
Why don't you go go do something useful with your life like jumping off a bridge or something like that?
Politics › Re: Police Officers Send-Off Former IG, Alkali Baba by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:05am On Jun 21, 2023
DaddyJapan:
Celebrating his removal or honouring him - by sending him off in style?

I don't trust the titles provided for a lot of videos posted on this site. This one needs needs to be #FactChecked for veracity.
Is the IGP a Christian?

You do realise they are singing Christian praise songs, right?
Foreign Affairs › Re: IMF Backs A Global Central Bank-backed Digital Currency Network by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:55am On Jun 21, 2023
handsomeyinka:
Bros...who do you this wickedness?
Do some research.

This is something even Professors in Europe are screaming about.

One world currency.

One world religion.

One world government.

World Economic Forum speaks of a world where "you will own nothing, and be happy".

If you're living under a rock, don't poke fun at someone who isn't.

Get out there and do some research.

China is starting it's Digital CBDC soon.

The US and Europe are researching it.

Nigeria tried it, but it didn't catch. Yet. (e-Naira).

Do some research, Bruh.
Politics › Re: Profile Of Chief Of Defence Staff, Maj-Gen Christopher Gwabin Musa by Jeezuzpick(m):
[quote author= post=123907392]Gbamsolutely!![/quote]Even though he's dismantling everything your "Darling Zaddy Booboo" put in place to destroy Nigeria?

I wonder why you didn't follow the failure to Daura?

See as diswan change mouth!

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

You need ya feeding bottle at all costs!
Politics › Re: Court Admits Evidence Showing INEC Server Had No Glitches On Election Day by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:35pm On Jun 19, 2023
9jatriot:
Perhaps someone could provide an explanation regarding this matter. How do any of these factors prove that Obi won the election?

His argument seems to suggest that if the results were not uploaded to iREV, the entire election should be canceled in order for his line of reasoning to make sense. However, I am trying to understand the basis of his argument, which implies that everything went well until the uploading process, without any indication of altered results in those units. He is solely relying on the fact that the results did not upload to claim victory.

I have mentioned before that Obi, along with his lawyers and associates, is aware that he did not win, which is why he is not even attempting to demonstrate his victory and is solely focusing on the issue of iREV not functioning properly.

Nonetheless, INEC should provide a proper explanation as to why that aspect did not work.
So all the form EC8s that he has tendered for so many states na play, abi?
Politics › Re: Ex-Gov Yari Lands In London Hospital After Losing Senate Presidency To Akpabio by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:24pm On Jun 19, 2023
dre11:
Ex-Governor Yari Lands In London Hospital After Losing Senate Presidency To Tinubu’s Candidate, Akpabio Despite Paying Senators Millions Of Dollars
https://saharareporters.com/2023/06/19/exclusive-ex-governor-yari-lands-london-hospital-after-losing-senate-presidency-tinubus
He should stay there, abeg!
Celebrities › Re: Emotional Moment Davido Reunited With Son, Dawson by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:06pm On Jun 19, 2023
Acekidc4:
After Rain comes Sunshine, he has been given a Second Chance to Fatherhood Happiness.

The Kind of Happiness and Peace of Mind When you Have a Male offspring is different and exhilarating compared to female offspring. I come in Peace!!
Second chance?

Like he didn't know he had this boy long before Ifeanyi died!

SMH
Education › Re: UK Schools Teach Kids LGBT, To Masturbate For Homework & Have Anal Sex(Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:45am On Jun 19, 2023
Procashtips:
And they also have African countries to exploit for their raw materials.

You think they're that okay? If yes, why do they need to exploit weaker nations for their resources so that they can continously produce and sell?

Diamonds from Africa
Oil from Africa and the middle east
Cocoa from Africa and south America
Gold from Africa and Asia
The list goes on, they cause crises in these regions, control their leaders or remove them so they can keep having access to these resources.

Open your eyes my brother, they're where they are because of you and I.
Uncle, I tell you say I blind?

Must our leaders sell us so cheap?

If we don't elect the right people, the West will always exploit us.

Check the history of the British Empire. China and India were exploited far more than the British than Africa.

Yet, are these countries not stronger than the UK today?
Education › Re: UK Schools Teach Kids LGBT, To Masturbate For Homework & Have Anal Sex(Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:28am On Jun 19, 2023
Procashtips:
Who told you they dont have economic and social issues they're dealing with?

You better read wide and not just concentrate on only what CNN and BBC shows you.

They're battling inflation in everything overthere right now.

Germany is already in a recession and UK is almost there too.
America is struggling to pay her debts and they're trying to raise the ceiling so they can take more loans.

The western world is not the heaven their movies and media houses are painting for you.
One big difference between here and the West is, they actually have a lot of stuff they produce and sell.

Na only oyel, oyel we carry for head!
Education › Re: UK Schools Teach Kids LGBT, To Masturbate For Homework & Have Anal Sex(Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:17am On Jun 19, 2023
lhordspy:
Twelve-year-olds are being taught about anal sex in school while nine-year-olds are told to 'masturbate' for homework: The shocking lesson plans used by teachers in UK classrooms

* Many teachers are 'indoctrinating' children with scientifically false claims about biological sex, presenting gender as fluid and furthering the 'trans' narrative that people can be born in the wrong body.



MailOnline can reveal that some children are:


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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189041/Twelve-year-olds-taught-anal-sex-school-nine-year-olds-told-masturbate.html
Japa go soon turn anoda tin.

Parents go begin leave dia shidren for Naija make oboyibo pipu no spoil dem finish.
Politics › Re: I Was Poisoned - Nyesom Wike (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:18pm On Jun 18, 2023
NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hd6vDLDRf4

Former Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, during a thanksgiving service on Sunday said he was poisoned at the party secretariat during a campaign in 2018.

He said;

“Doctors told me I’ve been poisoned and that my liver and kidney were no longer functioning. I believe I was poisoned at the secretariat. To God be the glory, I survived it.”
His kidneys lost function and he didn't go through a day of dialysis.....

Liver function less than 25% results in death.

Guy man too dey lie.

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