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FamilyRe: Nigerian Groom & Bride Storm Wedding Reception In Keke Convoy, Photos Stun Many by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:10pm On Dec 31, 2022
ghiloman28:
When you can afford big restaurants food mama put food will be like you exploring. It only those that don’t own a car will be looking for one uncle to give them his jeep for reception and after the wedding they go back to normal life.
My brother, na so I go borrow motor do wedding. Funny enough, the same model of motor wey I been borrow, I come buy am.
CrimeRe: Falz Reacts To The Murder Of Bolanle Raheem By A Police Officer by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:15pm On Dec 29, 2022
dat9jaguy:
All these vultures preying on people's misfortune to chase clout. What is the use of this his statement huh. The errant policeman has been arrested and his details made public,on the same day of the incident. So tell me what new thing he is saying.
Falz is a lawyer like the slain lady. He's Femi Falana's son. What clout is he chasing again?

Do you think Falz is some struggling artiste?

Now, the new thing Falz said is, the killer cop should be punished and the punishment made public.

Àbí, is that not new?

When last was a killer cop hanged and we knew he was hanged?
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Shares Message She Received From Her Pastor Who Acts 'Holy' by Jeezuzpick(m):
ImoleNaija:
Why would Pastor not fall when you keep going to church in skimpy dresses?

Daughters of Jezebel everywhere. Wahala for the Pastors whose churches don't care about what ladies wear to church. Those fine and young Pastors/Ministers are their targets.

Only God and Pst Adefarasin know the kain messages wey go dey him DM.

Anyway, he that thinks he stands should be careful......
De randy pastor sef don dey cruise babes weller for de church.

He just needed a change of scenery, hence the DM to the sanctimonious babe who is surely cruising guys as well, hence the pastor's bold approach.

If na real fire-breathing sista, de man no fit try am.
WebmastersRe: Whatsapp To Stop Working On Iphone 5, 45 Android Phones From Dec 31 (see List) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:05am On Dec 29, 2022
lumens:
shocked


won't be able to paste messages about his darling daddy on Nairaland from next year.
He uses a low budget Huawei and he just met his Waterloo.
Doesn't matter.

His darling daddy is leaving in February.

I hope he follows him back to Daura.
PoliticsRe: It’s Shameful For Buhari To Hand Over Power To Opposition – Adamu by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:39pm On Dec 28, 2022
dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/its-a-shame-for-buhari-to-hand-over-power-to-opposition-adamu/
But it was honourable when Jona did it, abi?

Stoopid old men.
CrimeRe: My Biological Father Told Me That He Is Sexually Attracted To Me by Jeezuzpick(m):
obembet:
A south Africa lady share how she was nearly rape by her biological father. The lady identify Nondumiso Geb Ebihle share her horrible experience via her Twitter page show she was nearly raped by her biological father after her sister narrowly escaped rape by Thier father.

She tweet;

The day my own biological father told me that he is sexually attracted to me and went on to say he even dreams about us making up. This was 2018, we were driving together. 2 years later he went on to rape my sister, his biological daughter. So it’s 2018 June holidays I’m visiting home from varsity. The was gonna be a ceremony at home so my stepmother asked me to take care of the shop since she will be busy at home. My father would pick me up in the evening once the shop is closed.

This other day my father comes to pick me up. Business was great that day so I jokingly say to him, “let’s drive off and go spend this money” to which he replies and say, “but where are we gonna go?” I said, “anywhere, we could just take a drive and book ourselves at a B&B”.

So me saying we can book at a B&B made him think that I wanna do dirty things with him. This man said to me, “but what will they say at home when they hear that we were booked at a B&B” ��‍♀️like dude ain’t you my father?

I was very uncomfortable and felt bad for even suggesting that even though it was a joke. 2 days later in the morning I had just had a bath, I was half naked. He badges in my room looking for Vaseline. He saw that I was literally wearing only my panties but proceeded to walk in � I was so mad and he saw that I was angry.

Later he comes to pick me up again and ask me to accompany him somewhere and I refused and asked him to take me home
mainly because I wasn’t happy with the recent events that have been occurring. He didn’t take me home. He drove of with me without my consent. We get to the petrol station, he sends me to buy stuff and then he drives back home.

[i]On our way home he asked me why was I mad when he walk in my room? � I was like, “because I was naked and you could have at least knocked”. He was like, “it’s not like you have anything that I don’t know” � I got the shock of my life.
At that time I was learning how to drive.

He used to make me change gears when he is driving. He would hold my hand to help me put in the correct gear. While at it his hands would slide from the gear to my thighs � At this point I was super uncomfortable to be around my father alone.

The night before the ceremony my stepmother’s brother was hospitalised and a friend of his had accompanied him to the hospital so he needed transport to come back so my dad was the one to go pick him up. He asked me to come with him in front of everyone and I couldn’t say no
coz of how close everybody knew we were. On our way there I pretend to be sleepy and he is busy forcing me to change gears and touching my thighs. When we finally got home he asked if I was really sleeping or I was avoiding him


Our last drive together. This was after the ceremony and I was leaving going to back to Jhb in 2 days. He asked me to accompany him somewhere. As we are driving he says to me, “I had a weird dream” I asked what was the dream about…he kept quiet for a few seconds and said, “Ngiphuphe ngilele nawe and bezibuya blind” meaning (I dreamt of me and you making out and it was fire) �I was shocked and couldn’t believe my ears. I started crying and asked him to take me home. He calmly said,
He drove to the the most darkest area in the middle of the bushes. He walked out of the car and instructed me to walk out. I thought he was gonna rape and kill me at this point. I refused (crying). He then said I want you to drive. I firmly said, “No take me home!”
I told my stepmother everything 6 months later but as expected they protected him coz he is the breadwinner. What happened after that? 2 years later he sexually assault my half sister. My stepmother’s daughter.

I thought that time my stepmother would see that men for who he is but she told me that she loves him.
I feel she betrayed her daughter but who am I to judge.

My sister sent me a message on Facebook telling me that our father physical and sexually assaulted her. He forcefully removed her clothes, beat her up, went on top of her, took out his penis and wore a condom.

He was ready to penetrate but my sister kept on begging for him to stop. That’s when he pushed her away and told her to dressed up. All this while my sister was recording him. I was the only person my sister told coz she knew what he had done to me as well.


I immediately called my stepmother and asked her to go home and check on her. When they confronted him he said my sister was lying that when my sister mentioned that she recorded him. My sister was ready to arrest him and that’s what I wanted as well

and I was willing to help open a case and even testify. With the help of someone I was able to contact the Dannhauser police. They went to take a statement, my stepmother turned them away and told them they will bring her to the police station.

They brainwashed my sister and made her believe that this might be witchcraft � when I asked my sister what did the police say? She told me that they said there’s no case because he didn’t penetrate with his penis.
A friend of mine referred me to his father who is a police and promised to help me throughout. My aunt called me and asked me to give them a week for them to visit a sangoma to confirm if he is bewitched or not coz that is what he told them.

A week later they come back saying indeed he was bewitched. I still wanted him arrest but I knew that if I continue my siblings might hate me for taking away their father. I then asked my stepmother that as a mother to my sister what do you want to do.
Lol you won’t believe this… she said, “inkinga ngiyamthanda” meaning (problem is I love him)
My last words to her was, “I hope my sister won’t wake up one day and realise that you chose her father over her. I pray she really forgives you”


It’s been 2yrs since I last spoke or seen my my stepmother. I haven’t seen my sisters in 2 years and I do miss them. My relationship with my father ended in 2018. I just pray that at least my younger sibling doesn’t get to experience this side of him.

The first incident, I was in Grade 9 he waited for my stepmother to leave the house then asked me if I was dating and that am I still a virgin. I told him I wasn’t dating and that I was indeed still a virgin. He asked me to take off my clothes he wants to see. My biological father[/i]


Source: https://twitter.com/ndumie_z/status/1607372600233299970?t=QLaA6MOHI958VP_T7_VC7g&s=19[/quote]When she looks like a skank, why won't any man want her for sex?

I'm sure her daddy is a drunk, drunks can do anything when intoxicated.

Guys, don't get drunk.

Weird things happen when people get drunk.
PoliticsRe: Why I Accepted Obi’s Campaign DG Appointment – Osuntokun by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:33pm On Dec 28, 2022
habsydiamond:
PO is the real deal.... they said he only has social media voters... now let them watch as social media voters will take him to the Aso Rock.
During campaign, they replaced the head of the campaign due to past corruption.

APC never did anything to corrupt members.

This is enough of an indicator to pick PO 1,000,001 times before BAT and AA
RomanceRe: My Ex Is Stalking Me And My Wife On Social Media by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:11pm On Dec 27, 2022
Braveboi1:
She needs your dick, chop her again and leave her
And risk crashing his marriage?

Oshey, adviser!

Well done, eh?
CelebritiesRe: You Can Still Meet The Love Of Your Life Before The End Of The Year - DJ Cuppy by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:40am On Dec 27, 2022
NwekeUG:
Singer, DJ Cuppy has said that one can still find true love before the end of the year, IGBERETV reports.

Cuppy who got engaged to her fiancé, Ryan Taylor just days after they met, stated this on Instagram on Monday, December 26.

https://www.instagram.com/stories/cuppymusic/3002005289726986724/
Walahi this girl is an idiot!
HealthRe: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:24pm On Dec 26, 2022
LeoDeKing:
So what's the purpose of that symbol of a propagating EM wave in the pictures?

Is that its principle of curing whatever it cures? huh
That's a DNA helix, not an EM wave.

EM waves don't twist like that.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Couple, BamBam And Teddy A Celebrate Christmas With Their Kids (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:51pm On Dec 25, 2022
Lorenahertz:
This is one marriage A LOT of internet in-laws predicted would fail in no distant time, but look at them.. living proof that God is not man!
Don't jinx it!

It's not up to 5 years, is it?

Stop carrying on like it's Olu Jacobs and Joke Silva that have had like half a century, don't gloat on their behalf, biko!

Let them enjoy their high points and manage the lows.

They seem mature, sha, unlike the yeyebrities that carry their low points to Social Media.

Wishing them all the best.
FoodRe: Braai: See What South Africans Typically Have For Christmas Lunch (PICS) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11pm On Dec 25, 2022
buygala:
Good for them

Even though I won't eat some of those round shitty stuff I am seeing... Except at Gunpoint
I don't know why the SA people call it "WORS", but I guess it stems from "WURST", a primarily German sausage.

I no go mind taste am o, I learnt it's made with seasoning and spices inside, not like the tasteless sausages we see here that you will start adding pepper and garlic before it has taste.
AutosRe: Company Tests Flying Car In Public, Gets 273 Orders In Minutes (Pics, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:38pm On Dec 25, 2022
CrimeRe: 2 Men Who Stole Community Power Cables To Buy Xmas Dress For Girlfriend Arrested by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:13pm On Dec 24, 2022
......And the SIMP OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO.....!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Sacked 10,000 Workers As Lagos Governor - Socialist Labour by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:15am On Dec 24, 2022
ijustdey:
How APC Presidential Candidate, Tinubu Kicked Against Nigerian Labour Demands, Sacked Over 10,000 Workers As Lagos Governor




https://saharareporters.com/2022/12/23/how-apc-presidential-candidate-tinubu-kicked-against-nigerian-labour-demands-sacked-over
Dem no go hear.
CrimeRe: Oyo Police Parade Kidnappers Terrorizing Lagos-Ibadan Highway, Recover N7.5m by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:59pm On Dec 23, 2022
emmanuelbrown26:
Before I even opened d thread, I knew that it would be d lazy tribe on d beat again.
Skull mining and organ harvesting.
Don't be deceived by the names.

They're Fulanis.
PoliticsRe: Fresh ANAP/NOI Poll Skewed To Encourage Peter Obi’s Supporters – APC by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:38am On Dec 23, 2022
tinsel:
50 percent in South east and 50 percent in South south. With this high percentage in these two zones, the poll average will definitely give Obi the lead. But the issue- is this 50 percent in the south east enough to counter one state in the north?
Two words: ATIKU, KWANKWASO
CelebritiesRe: Singer Crayon Moves His Parents Out Of 'Trenches' To A New House by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:35pm On Dec 22, 2022
Jimmythewise:
If you have made money and your parents are still in the trenches, you need to emulate this guy before the next 3 days.
What if de babaláwo said the day the person helps his parents he is the day dies?
PoliticsRe: Obi Leads Tinubu, Atiku, Kwankwaso In Fresh ANAP Poll by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:25am On Dec 22, 2022
Racoon:
ANAP polls are not fabricated "Sometimes, people dont want to hear the truth because they dont want their illusions destroyed."-Friedrich Nietzsche. Mr.Accept reality.
I don't even know what urchins want!

Haba!

Is it when Naija is run aground that they will be happy?
RomanceRe: Man Slaps His Bride During Church Wedding (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:52pm On Dec 21, 2022
Jennyclay:
Staged
God bless you!

The Bride na orphan?

She no get family?

She no get friends?

Thank God all my brothers-in-law are gentlemen.

My brothers and I would have walked all over any idiot that tried this with my sister or cousin.

From that altar Na straight to hospital.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Gives Wads Of New Naira Note To Man Living With Disability by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:43am On Dec 21, 2022
StagethemTVee:
The Presidential candidate of the APC Bola Ahmed Tinubu together with his Vice Ibrahim Shettima attended a meeting with people living with disabilities.

Bola Tinubu who is largely touted for his generosity is seen having a conversation, then giving a wad of new naira notes to one of the disabled men who attended the meeting.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLJBcSJOrls
He has BULLION VANS of the stuff parked on BOURDILLION already!
SportsRe: 'He Won 3 World Cups': Brazil's Pele Remains The Greatest Player Ever – Oliseh by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:34am On Dec 21, 2022
adedave20:
but guy who na say, football na euro e dey,but pele did not carry any cup in Europe
And so?
SportsRe: 'He Won 3 World Cups': Brazil's Pele Remains The Greatest Player Ever – Oliseh by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:59am On Dec 21, 2022
blueAgent:
Shut up, with your useless fact lies
It's like you're high.

Where are the lies?
SportsRe: 'He Won 3 World Cups': Brazil's Pele Remains The Greatest Player Ever – Oliseh by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:33pm On Dec 20, 2022
nostradamoss:
Some stupid Nigerians and Foolish blacks will be keep prasing the same white that bought them as slaves

Oliseh thank you for saying the truth
Yes o!

If they could wipe out Pelé's legacy from history, they would, because:

The G.O.A.T in soccer is black.

The G.O.A.T in Basketball is black.

The G.O.A.T in athletics is black.

The G.O.A.T in women's tennis is black.

The G.O.A.T in golf (one of the "whitest" sports) is BLACK!!

They can't stand it, so they start handing useless Ballons D'Or to White guys and stoopid Africans start salivating.
SportsRe: 'He Won 3 World Cups': Brazil's Pele Remains The Greatest Player Ever – Oliseh by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:29pm On Dec 20, 2022
Niwdog:
Absolutely balderdash
Guy, Goan sleep.

No one measures up to Pelé.

3 World Cups no be moioin.
PoliticsRe: Abati A Failure, Attacking Tinubu So As To Get Appointment In 2023 - Afegbua by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:58am On Dec 20, 2022
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Holds Interactive Session With NUJ Members In Akwa Ibom (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:55am On Dec 20, 2022
AcuraZDX:
The corrupt establishment couldn't get to Obi & Datti, they are now going after Doyin Okupe from all angles.
Obidients ain't distracted

“Behold, they shall surely gather together, but not by me: whosoever shall gather together against thee shall fall for thy sake.
~Isaiah 54:15
Obi made a BIIIIIG MISTAKE allowing the "Fat Basterd" into his campaign team.

He's a PDP dropout, a hedonistic, opportunistic pig of a man.

LP should just sack him already!

If LP doesn't sack Okupe, I will rather vote for Atiku.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Organised Labour: I’m One Of You In Fight For Good Governance by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:50am On Dec 20, 2022
Estello:
…says he is most qualified candidate to be President

…promises to make fiscal, monetary policies work for workers



https://theeagleonline.com.ng/tinubu-to-organised-labour-im-one-of-you-in-fight-for-good-governance/
"National Leader" of an APC that is the champion of bad governance!

You can't give what you don't have, Sir.
CelebritiesRe: Brixton Academy Stampede: Gabrielle Hutchinson Dies, One In Critical Condition by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:49pm On Dec 19, 2022
FreshFarmAgro:
Well done, Mr. Money with the vibes...Every other day na organize. Na different juju dey town now. Thesedays, some people juju na to dey kill other people.

Wizkid gather crowd, people no die. Burna gather crowd, people no die. Kiss Daniels, Davido gather crowd people no die

Some wannabe junkie managed to pull ten people together, five dies. Smh mysteriously
Since you are now wise, what about all Davido's associates and his own son that died in the last couple of years, eh?

Can you answer that, wise guy?
SportsRe: Argentina Fans Gather And Sing Messi's Name In Front Of His Grandma House (Vid) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:11am On Dec 19, 2022
Ibramini:
Messi is the only hope Argentina had. If not, France would have won the world cup
Put:

Benzema
Kante
Pogba

On that pitch, and see if Messi could have saved his team.

Still, Argentina won, and I congratulate Messi and the rest of the Albieceleste.

CR7 should quietly retire and befriend Messi. I really hope to see these guys become good family friends.

Now, Messi only needs 2 more World Cups to eat at Pelé's table.....

Edson Arantes dos Nascimento remains the G.O.A.T!

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