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MISEDUCATIONS:
dude these are life and death issues. dont call them nonsense.
just coz to you all pvssy looks the same and all boobs feel the same doesnt mean we all feel that way. some of us are choosy and fussy.

Life and death issues? Seriously? I did not know a lady's organs were that important.

As a future leader of tomorrow, if Buhari should cede power and then the mantle eventually pass to you, what's the place of b00bs and p*$$y in your agenda for running the country? Lemme bring it closer home. Can you run your own family effectively when your dad is no more? If yes, what's the place of p*ssy and b00bs.

I'm sorry to say this: if there's anyone who worship women between the two of us, it's you. I don't think motivated and purposeful individual ponder on the tightness of p*ssy for so long, to the extent that they argue over it. People are making big dreams happen. They are planning to overthrow Jeff Bezos and Gates from Forbes list. Don't slack my brother

WORDWORLD:
TRUTH BE TOLD! The summary of your comment is what is called: "REACTION AGAINST THE INTELLECT" because it is in total reaction against your own theory about MATURITY which you stated that "the MATURE thing to do would have been to enter the thread, read the glaring falsehood get amused and then zoom off to more informative thread WITHOUT DROPPING A COMMENT". Is it your then your lack of maturity that made you to still comment and not ZOOM OFF? Or all that you are interested in is to call out some folks (but a particular folk out) and tag them as 'SILLY' for expressing their minds while unaware of how you are running in circles in doing so meaning SILLY? * Note, I too mean no disrespect!

"Nature is always RATIONAL. Every answer you pry from nature is severely logical. When the wind turns into a tornado it does so NOT BY IRRATIONAL MADNESS, but by a mathematically precise process. It seems paradoxical that, that which has NO MIND should be unfailingly rational. The slang expression "MENTAL" for the INSANE points to the fact that IRRATIONALITY has its source in the mind; THAT IT IS A REACTION AGAINST THE INTELLECT." (Eric Hoffer, Reflections On The Human Conditions) 

Are you unaware that you have actually argued against this lady's postulations for the mere fact that you call is "STUPIDITY"? Doesnt it sound like you are actually the silly one since you didnt even come up with a constructive reason against her claims. Note again I MEAN NO DISRESPECT!

Lemme be simple: You shouldn't have gotten any mention from me for this grandiloquent 'thesis' of yours. I would have given you a cold silent treatment. But since you are a male like me, Lemme show some respect by dignifying you with some substantial response.

I'm not happy that the guys here are reacting to this thread. Somehow it reeks of attention-seeking and damage control. Now if your intent is to drag me fully into an arena of vain, trivial bickering with slayqueens, you lost. I'm too busy for that. Bye bye

MISEDUCATIONS:
where im from we speak our mind and dont worship women.

who talked about worshipping women? Them be religion?

All I'm trying to say is that sometimes we need learn how to overlook nonsense. No be every nonsense suppose get response. A good example is this thread

I dunno why, inspite of the amenities and devices available to us as 21st century people, we hardly act or behave wiser than our predecessors. Just look at how someone lit a flame with stupidity and everyone is helping her fan it into a big fire.

For the guys here who are engaged in this vain bickering, I smh for all of you. You people are even the more silly folk here, especially that Ubunja guy. I don't intend to disrespect anyone, but where I come from, too much talk is a sin. Arguing with a lady is bigger sin. Forget say mtn make things cheap.

The mature thing to do would have been to enter the thread, read the glaring falsehood, get amused...and then zoom off to more informative threads without dropping a comment. God forbid I argue with a lady here over the cause of loose v@gina. It's impossible for my person. An individual set for greatness would not waste his time on such nonsense. I'm certain that at the right time, when I want to settle down, God would bring my way a sane lady who deserves me. #NotimeForMediocres

toluwalana1:
do u think if zidane played in the era of a ronaldo/messi he would have as much accolades as he gets now. I personally don't think so... he would probably be in d leagues of d iniesta',Xavi, modric..so on.. players who would definitely be world best if dey had not bin in d messi/ronaldo era... age will also catch up with Messi and he will most likely become a genuine no10...and he will be good at it... den we will see if he will get as much praise as when he used to score 50goals in a season..football is a total game... and it's true that every role of d game is important like u said... but d truth is d aim of d game is to put d ball at the back of the net... players like maradona may not have scored 50goals a season..but he did put d ball at d back of d net when it mattered and he did with some style.. helping Argentina to win d World Cup and that why many regard him as d goat.. Pele too did.. he has over 1000 career goals and bragged that Ronaldo will not equal it..d

I read your comment, and I really enjoyed reading every bit of it. Lemme ask you a question: does the third highest goal-scorer globally automatically win the third place during Ballon d'or ceremony after Messi and Ronaldo have claimed first and second place?

ZZ22:
flawed, boring and emotional analysis. Do you know Pele? is he in the GOAT list? what has kept his name there if not his goals? why did you avoid his name? See let me tell you CR7 is epitome of what an exceptional footballer should be and who the upcoming ones should emulate.

I avoided Pele's name on purpose, because Pele was not only a goalscorer, but also an entertaining dribbler and a bit of a playmaker. For this, Pele is entitled to the GOAT accolade while Ronaldo is not. A potential GOAT does not play like some parasitic goal-poacher; he does more than score goals

Jsucre:
chisox! na where I go start answer o. anyways, your matter is like buhari govt is not corrupt, wetin come cause reccesion ?

Is this the best counter-argument you can muster?

toluwalana1:
seems u really oblivious of the fact that cr7 was 1 of d most skillful players and best dribblers in the game be4 turning age31..he was a winger known for his pace, trickery, powerful rocket like shots and good cross and has a whole lot of assists to his name... if in doubt just Google Search how many assist Ronaldo has... what made Ronaldo special then was that traditionally a winger doesn't score 40-50 goals... but Ronaldo was an exception... he could and did season after season.. all types of goal u can think of.. solo goals, 30yard-40yard rockets... back heels and flicks...headers.. freekicks, tap ins..right foot, left foot... that "no7" Ronaldo that played from d wings is may favorite model /type Of Ronaldo.. kinda like a Neymar now but with more goal scoring sense and powerful shot and aerial ability.... but baba is 33 ..he had to evolve to a no9 to lengthen his career and he is d best at it.... he may not make d scintillating runs or trademark flicks and step overs like he used to.. but baba dey deliver.... probably u didn't know that d most important contribution in a football game is goals...u can have all possession and dribbles in d world if d ball doesnt end in d background of d network.. no1 cares.. u can ask d emilson of Brazil those years....y Messi is special is cause he puts d ball at d back of d net..every other thing is additional

If goals are the most important thing, why is it that Ferenc Puskas, Gerd Muller, Di Stefano etc. are not recognized whenever the 'GOAT' title is mentioned? Why is it that Maradona, Messi and Zidane are considered than those three I just mentioned? Why is it that Suarez didn't win the ballon d' or in 2015/2016 football season since he scored more goals than Ronaldo and every one else?

Inasmuch as goals are important, a player should be able to make other contributions to the match, and this is what makes Messi better than Ronaldo. If you treat these other aspects as not so important, then Ronaldo can pick the ball deep down from his defence and run at the opponent's goal to score while avoiding challenges from them.

It's just people are hardly fair in their analysis whenever Messi or Ronaldo are mentioned. If you ignore what their teammates bring to the table as well, you've completely missed it. Even on their not-so-good days, you'd still see morons focusing on them. Do you know that Samuel Umtiti had a better performance than Messi this season? His only bad day was against Sevilla. Still Messi would still be touted by fanatics as Barca's best performer this season. I've criticised Ronaldo enough, so I don't want to talk about him anymore. Same way some people would find it hard to appreciate the fact the De Gea is Man. United's best player by far.

See, if you want to make a good analysis of football, try to watch a football match on your own. Put sentiments aside, as well as ignore hype. The 21st century media has a way of making black look white. A defender is supposed to defend. If he does it well, he is a good defender. If he does more than defender, such as providing attacking options for his team like Marcelo does, he deserves extra credit. Same with a midfielder...he is supposed to be the link between the attack and the defence. If he fulfils this role well, he is a good midfielder. If he brings more to the table like shielding the defence like Kante, Busquets and Casemiro does, then he is exceptional.

It is a defective and dangerous thing to say that scoring goals alone makes one best player. Some ambitious defenders and midfielder would see this as a slight and might frolic very high into the field to get a goal to their name, putting their position at the risk of being exploited. Rather, appreciate footballers according to the demands of the position they play.

maynia:
No be distance again Bro? . So throughout the year there was no sublime goal?
No outside shot
Free kick weren't scored!
Or solo goals weren't scored?

What special technique?
is he the first to do it?

All this argument just to prove that Ronaldo cannot win the puskas.. Even sport analyst they hail the goal,

You don't understand the concept of the 'Puskas' award. Solo goals hardly win the award, else Messi for don win like two at least.

I expected you to find out other goals that competed with Giroud's, especially the uniqueness of manner in which they were scored. But you no do am.

As for Puskas award, no be me dey give am. You can wait for some months as see if Ronaldo's goal would win it for him

Elxandre:
You are being unfair if you expect a 33 year old man to have the agility of a 25 year old.
Even Messi has arguably lost a lot of his destructive ability, and he's not even 31 yet, and that's despite his low centre of gravity, which gives short guys like him an advantage.

Meanwhile, Ronaldo played on the wings and was a spectacular dribbler for most of his Career, and almost singlehandedly carried madrid for many seasons.

I wonder if you started watching footie only a few years ago.

I doubt you understand that Ronaldo has scored almost all Madrid goals in the UCL this season.
If that isn't applausible what is?

I wasn't comparing Ronaldo with Messi. Point where I mentioned Messi in that comment you just quoted and make me a liar.

Ronaldo is an impressive goal machine, arguably the best goal machine of all time. But that is where his contributions to soccer stops currently. Of course he's not a good passer of the ball, neither is he a playmaker or a nice dribbler. Just goals. That is the crux of my criticism.

Marcelo, Carvajal, Modric, Casemiro etc. are the ones who make thing happen. They are a very critical part of the Madrid team. They work very hard on field, and cover more distance. Next time you praise CR7, praise them too. Praise them more sef

maynia:
Has Messi won a puskas before?

And how far was Giroud scorpion goal
How far the distance
Cause the one I watched no far

Did I ever mention Messi? Wetin concern Messi and Puskas-winning goals? Bros you just dey find way to discuss on wetin no dey for agenda

On the other hand, which other goal compete with Giroud own? Were they more mind-blowing? We're they more beautiful? Did they require more than normal technique to execute? Na this kind question you go dey ask yourself. And still check for it: Distance is a considered factor in determining a Puskas-winning goal

koffsman:
Mehn the guy is simply an hater seriously having him as a colleague or worker in any establishment would be very risky he has a bad mind Smh I wonder ow u cope when pple progress or do good around you my nigger change ur thinking life is to simple for u to have such hatred in you. In Ronaldo's Voice free smoke free Henesey More life to my Enemies you can't away my energy

Argument ad hominem continued.

sulmeza:
Hater spotted...
Imagine comparing a sublime UCL quarterfinal goal to a goal in the MLS...can u just imagine.

Oga just carry shade put for face and appreciate the goal...no one will beat u

So if FIFA wan give 'Puskas' award, dem go first examine the league where dem score the kind goal? So dem get different grades for various leagues? Lemme say: acrobatic goal for champions league= 10 points...while the same acrobatic goal for China super league=2 points? Abeg clear me make I follow you learn.

In case you don't know, the farther the distance from the goal post, the more likely it is that such goal would win it's scorer the 'Puskas' award.

In case you don't

CEOconcord:
So you took time to write this rubbish.

1) You are very hard-working my brother - in bringing down others effort. Having you as a co-worker could be very dangerous. Your breed is the deadly type. Easy to spot

2) You are more economical with the truth.

Deal with it. If Messi had scored such a goal, u will never let day break.

1)I'm a good team player. People I've worked with testify to that. And you'd testify to the same thing if you have worked with me. But you haven't. And you are already concluding that I'm a 'pull-him-down' kind of person. Just because I opined that Ronaldo gets more plaudits than he deserved, while his teammates get less than they deserve. So I don't have right to hold an opinion again? And if you were mature enough, you should've brought a better counter-argument to the fore instead of attacking the messager. One would think you're Ronaldo's brother.

2)I don't why I won't let day break if Messi scores such a goal. I'm not the maker of day and night. The highest I can do is to be impressed. Besides I didn't even make any allusion to Messi. And you're already gearing up to make this a Ronaldo vs Messi debate

Tonimordred:
Ronaldo is a hard working footballer why messi is based on team work

Hardworker that leaves his wing to play as a centre-forward? is that one a hardworker?

Jsucre:
hard work pays

Ronaldo is a super player, I admit that. He's hardworking too. Agreed. But I don't understand the hype about his hardworking part. Does he cover more distance than the other 21 players on the field during a match?

Ronaldo is not as hardworking as the media puts it. In reality, he's a very economical player, and he's shining on the strength of others. Otherwise, justify why a player, who is supposed to be at the wings providing crosses and passes for the team's ultimate striker, would always lurking in the opponent's penalty box. Or is he, and not Benezema, now Madrid's top 9?

If you can answer the above question without sentiments, you'd definitely want to take something away from the praises you shower on CR7. Marcelo and Carvajal are the real hard workers. They attack, they defend. They bear a very large chunk of providing attacking opportunities for Madrid, and they are also responsible for making sure that opponent's wingers don't do much damage from the flanks. If you really mean to shower praises, give them their due- lion share for that matter.

I don't even want to talk about Modric and Casemiro: it takes more than being a good midfielder to shut out Dybala. Of course you would ignore Varane and Ramos, because to mark Higuain is a very easy task(rolls eyes).

In conclusion, Ronaldo is not as hardworking as he is hyped. He's more economical with his strengths than you are being told. And he may be the club's highest goalscorer, but not their best player. And that acrobatic goal is not more 'Puskas' than Eriksen's and Ibrahimovic's long range efforts last week for Tottenham and LA Galaxy respectively.

merxi55:
a wife to be,isn't your wife yet... If you suspect anything, then go ahead and marry her...no time

I seriously love this our generation; an era where mindless, manipulative sociopaths litter the whole place pretending to be sane. The way I smiled when I read your comment eh...

I don't want to judge you, but your comment is amusingly sad. Let's forget gender war- Imagine that everyone on earth is a betraying, manipulative, backstabbing and cheating predator looking for who to prey on and take advantage of. You can't trust your friends, siblings, parents- nobody in particular. You see your greatest enemy in your own father. You see someone to be very wary of in your spouse. You monitor your friends with caution as if you're monitoring a snake. Just try to imagine such a world where every one is paranoid within you.

If we should go by the moral lesson in your comment, trust is valueless, and I predict a future of very paranoid, emotionless, insensitive and predatory human beings. Love will finally go extinct, and people would always seek who to take advantage of. The weak would be those who still retain some form of emotion in them.

You're very welcome to a negative evolution for mankind, all thanks to your sweet comment and your way of thinking.

peeps4u:
Bro, he's rich. The fact he flaunts his cars doesnt make him less rich. Some rich people flaunt their possessions, some don't. Many sport men and celebs flaunt their worth, Ronaldo comes to mind, it still doesnt mean they arent rich because they are loud. One might not even have half of what this guy has and maintains modest lifestyle, that hasn't made the modest rich man richer than loud mompha.

Pit this your argument against Bill Gates' and Mark Zukerberg's worth. And you even spoke about Ronaldo who Dangote sef can put on his payroll and still maintain some nice spot on Forbes list.

Earning crazy amount of money is good, but flaunting it in this manner, is puerile(except it's a form of business eg. Showbiz). It's not like Mompha, Puppy etc. feed the people they flaunt their wealth to. I personally even feel stupid for even commenting on this thread.

A more mature person would have entered this thread, view the pictures as well as read comments, laugh at the ones he found amusing, form his opinion about Mompha without typing it here, and leave as if he wasn't here in the first place.

I'm wondering the same thing too. People who take beer do it for mainly two reasons; To have a sense of belonging among ardent beer 'drinkards'....and secondly because they can't afford more expensive alcohol.

Sincerely speaking, most beers(apart from Orijin) have not-so-fantastic taste, and swells the tummy quickly. It amazes me when I see others who are fond of beers. For me, if it's not "Best" or any other quality spirit with some yummy taste, free am. Keep your beer. I'm more comfortable with smoking my weed from the beginning of the bash till the end

Hhenryy:
Liar! It doesn't apply to Nigerian/African women. Majority of them lay still like a log of wood during the act because they don't and cannot feel anything as most of them have been circumcised.

If they feel anything at all, it must be pain. So don't be deceived if a naija or African lady is screaming during sex and you start thinking you are doing something right. She is actually screaming because of the pains she is going through.

Bros, this your variant of reverse psychology dey work like mad o. See as girls wey dey here dey gree by force say dem dey enjoy kpanshing.

Thank God say guys will always be guys. If the male folk can decide just for one year to pretend and 'form' just like their female counterparts, I sure say that year go rough die. Like ladies would literarily whistle at and woo guys on the streets. But then...

...Guys will always be guys.

Adolf Hitler is not as half as wicked as the average woman. Quote me anywhere.

myself13:
Shaaaraaaap there! You seem more like a weakling to me. Abegg go your ignorance is contagious.I'm so done with you. Next,

Between my posts and yours, which one sounds more like that of a weakling? And then I have to 'Shaaaaraaap there' because I don't agree with your opinion?

If it was in real-life, maybe we'd let it slide and not bother. Or maybe we'd have done more- like making sure one of us don't see the light of tomorrow. I personally for play better egede for you make you dance wella.

But this is social media, where anybody can become anything, so I choose to overlook and not feel bothered. Enjoy your night and data

ubunja:
getting a car just to get girls makes you a loser to an extend. thats a bit too much. there are guys who get the same level of pvssy you getting but being pedestrians. thats the spirit of OP's article. minimum effort/spend - maximum benefits/pvssy

I'm of the same school of thought with you. Buying a car in other to get pu$$¥ is like playing an odd of 1.01 on bet9ja(a football betting site) with #1m...just to get a paltry #10k extra

myself13:
Please stop it. I pointed out it doesn't applies to all. You are not the same with others. Some men need women in their life...forget this your bravador. I made that assertion with relation to the inputs of your fellow men here in the past.. Long before the Feminist invasion, before some of you started forming Arnold schwazznigger to prove a point.

OK. You're cleared. I sincerely like that 'You are not the same with others'.

Because over here, we don't form 'Arnold Schwarzenegger'........'Arnold Schwarzenegger' is rather our way of life.

myself13:
True. But in another breadth some men actually need women to be successful in life. Some men's luck are tied to women.Now don't get me wrong. I mean that some men need the encouragement of the opposite sex to keep chasing their dreams. The idea of focusing on your dream alone to be successful and the girls will come do not apply to all. In those times of difficulty, in those times when everything seem bleak and it's as if the world is stopping you from getting to your desired eldorado, many men would need the re-energising support of their girl friend to keep grinding further.

Abeg this one no follow. I can encourage myself. And every seasoned lion out there does not need pep talk and encouragement. The instinct is just sufficient- to improve and conquer. Bae's pep-talk is an unnecessary addition.

I just dey imagine myself lonely at home and feeling freaky, and then the next thing that comes to my mind is to take shots of my nudity and post them on social media. But even as I dey try to imagine myself doing this act, I can't visualize anything..like this is at the very heart of impossibilities for me.

Banks and her likes, you dey try well well.

xoxocandy:
check out the table, the foreign guest are all business men and technocrats while our local guest are all politicians. Politics in Nigeria is indeed the most lucrative busines

Dangote is a politician

LisaAnne:
Are they Nigerians?

And Dangote

LisaAnne:
Are they Nigerians?

And Dangote

LisaAnne:
Are they Nigerians?

And Dangote

LisaAnne:
Be a politician.

And Bill Gates is a politician?? or Bezos

God!!! This is the dream...to wallow in much wealth, wield much power(as an underworld chief though) and associate with mainly highborns. I don't mind if I sweat blood....

....but my parents and my children must taste such executive luxuries. So help me God.