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NwaAmaikpe:



He is either a closeted gay or impotent.
Those are the only TWO reasons in the world why a full-bodied man will allow kpekus to waste.

Brett Kavanagh's Case is right before you and you didn't learn still? Besides na everytime you dey do...abi na every hole wey spread open for you na im you dey dig?

I smh for you

Take out violence, and Islam is by far the best religion. Christianity has so much fundamental problems that it is turning into a huge joke. Imagine a girl I don't even stress myself before I get into her pants scolding me on why I didn't attend Church this Sunday. It was funny and embarrassing at the same time. I mean all I have to do is to tell this babe that I'm hot, and then tease her a bit. She has even told by herself that she's my personal prostitute.

On the other hand, these things happen so that we can learn. The intelligent ones have taken note. The stupid ones will still make the same mistake.

frozen70:
All I can say is satisfy a woman in all areas she needs to be satisfied and things like this won't happen

Pay attention to this advice at your own peril. Meanwhile, it is better to be feared than to be loved(Machiavelli, 1532:The Prince). In dealing with women, seek both. Make sure she loves you, and also fears you.

In life, it's necessary to create a reputation of bloody retribution when wronged. Pablo Escobar's wife can't attempt to wh*re around in the lifetime of her man. It's true she loved him, but she also feared him. Same with the men who served him till his last breath.

And finally, don't bow to a woman's every desire. It's a sign of weakness, and women have more enhanced abilities than we men to detect human inadequacies. In fact, their brains interpret such moves as weakness

funmisticqueen:
no, marriage is not a do or die affair, but i have been told that i am crazy and unpredictable and the predictable thing to do is to leave the relationship. the unpredictable thing to do is to teach the cheater a lesson with chilled revenge. i advise you to watch the movie. Gone girl! i like those kinda girls, and a lot of nigerian men deserve those kinda girls

And you think you play out what you watched in a movie effectively in real-life? Don't make me laugh.

The better thing to do would be to use this time used in creating these evil plots to plan on ways to improve the quality of your life and improve your worth. Your brain can invent better things than this crap about hoarding a prick.

Don't bother to reply me. I'm already sick of the thread.

funmisticqueen:
pls what part of my post points at sexual starvation. mtcheeew. dont show the whole world that you think with your prick

You are the one who's thinking with her punna. Everything in your thread has been about guarding the prick that's fucking you from fucking another pussy. Even when other ladies advised you to walk away from a toxic relationship, you insist on having that phallus all to yourself, by hook or crook.

Lemme ask you, is marriage and prick your sole purpose in life?

The thread might be saying a different thing, but every single comment of the op points at sexual starvation, if you look very deep.

If only men knew that women love sex at least three times more than them...

ooshinibos:
you must be a coconut brown man , you cant even different between racism and humor ...the cartoon in latent racism ...it an oyibo genetic disorder , we blacks have got used to it ..its not fault coconut Anduku ..
do you think the cartoonist will have created the cartoon if Serena was white ...think very well Anduku before you answer and don't use your Nigerian brain here

And you've not seen a Cristano Ronaldo cartoon before? or Messi's Or are both blacks?

Don't lose your logic to excess emotions next time.

I for talk say all these stories wey guys dey gist here dey alien to me, but e get one of my guy wey dey always complain like these Nairaland boys. That guy matter tire me.

When it comes to women, my case just different. I might not really have the looks of Tom Cruise, but my personality no be here. My girls often tell me that I look as soft as a lady at first sight, but with time, they always get to understand that I'm a hard nut to crack.

Guys, ladies are very interesting, and I mean Nigerian ladies. They can chat you up first/call you first, provided they fancy you/are intimate with you. I just find it relatively easy. My sweet witches are comfortable enough around me to display their nudity for me- whether I ask for it or they just want to tease me.

And I no dey dash them money. I stingy wella for that side. They do beg sometimes, but I no dey give. Not in this Buhari. But it still does not strain the relationship. What I discovered for myself is that ladies love sex/romance far more than money. I am talking from pure experience. Those who use money to impress ladies are those who have nothing else in their weaponry. They are neither great conversationalists nor great "bed-warmers".

On a final note, to chase woman no be work. Use your time well. Na them dey enjoy am pass when everything click.

Op, currently I have a girl who is just like yours. She's just all over me. Cute petite damsel. She calls like 10 times in a day just to say sweet nonsense. I had to ask her to reduce the number of calls.

Being a realist, I know that change is constant, and that she might get affected by it tomorrow. So whatever sweet moments we share, I still make my own independent progress. People would always come and go.Don't ever get overwhelmed by the feeling of love or whatever you call it. Women can enjoy that feeling, but you don't need to, as a man who have a lot to accomplish in life. It makes your brain soft. You're a young man, just like me. The utmost thing on your mind should be building a solid foundation for a bright future. Whatever it is that you're feeling, don't loose focus on what you want to get out from life.

You're a moving train. Don't stop for anybody.

vivaciousvivi:
That's an extremely unfair and sexist statement to make.
I will have you know that quite a number of ladies on NL are extremely smart and well-informed when it comes to topics ranging from international affairs, local politics, architecture etc.
That such a topic which I stumbled on just now was not placed on NL front page, and therefore not capable of reaching a wider audience does not mean we are all dumb.

Additionally, majority of the guys on NL comment to "important" topics with stupid one liners or make idiotic comments and jokes. Are you counting such comments too simply because they were made by males.
let's learn to embrace all.
Intelligence was not given to only one gender please

Okay. I believe you. At least that's fair enough. Now I'm waiting for your folks to walk your talk

kandi006:
I used to believe in putting all ur eggs in one basket and giving in 100%.. I even criticised girls that keep back up boyfriend until I learnt my lessons in a hard way.

The truth is that Nigerian guys are very selfish, they expect and encourage you to be 100% faithful and not talk to any other guy while they keep 3 or 4 backup girls for emergencies. The moment you guys break up, they switch over in seconds without hesitating.

My advice to ladies is this:

While you 're dating that your Prince charming that has promised you heaven on earth, please keep male friends, go out on dates, hangout with ur female friends, don't push anybody away. The truth is that not even an engagement ring will make a man stay so until you walk down the aisle, you are still very single!

My dear, with the way it is these days, marriage is no longer the finishing line. Teach yourself the right orientation and live the right life for your own good. It's good to be good. Then find people of the opposite who are as good as you are.

Who even told you marriage is a guarantee sef A man who lacks integrity and self-control would throw you out of your marital home and bring in a new b!tch if he's fed up with you. I mean, the same way you take enter im house na the same way im go take pursue you if im like.


But in case you're looking for any justifiable reason to have a random d!CK in your kitten and you think you've found a cool one, just pm one of these randy males on this forum. They would help you satisfy your lustful desires.

ikennamadu1:
them no wan assassinate am.... them just warn am... that shit naa warning.... him no wan comot fo seat

I agree with you. I don't think he suffered any direct hit from the attacks.

mytime24:
Evil men @wrk

You are the only lady who commented here. This tells a lot about your folks.

Make una dey there dey complain nonsense. You're what you attract. How do people even woo ladies online? Sh!t is too weird for me. If I never see you before in real-life and don't have the faintest idea of your character, leave am abeg. Afterall I never finish with people wey I dey see with my two eyes.

All these sick mentality you say Nigerian ladies portray....you guys are majorly the cause. All my life, my ladies do more of the calling, the texting etc. The ones wey genuinely broke dey receive my call, but na once in a while. Other than that the ladies do most of the work when we are in a relationship. My own duty is to reciprocate accordingly.

Of course they beg once in a while, but I hardly give them wetin dem dey find. And it still doesn't prevent them from offering the coochie when I need it. The truth is that if you're really good in other aspects, e.g Swag, sex, focused, handsome, witty, intelligent...you won't need much money to impress ladies. And you'd easily escape with certain excesses. No be woman again? Even prostitutes get guys wey dem dey give free t0t0 steadily.

Guys, be wise. No dey pay bride price of girl wey you no go marry. And if money is the only thing you think that you can use to attract a lady, then you're a poor person. Only money can save you from total wretchedness

If I dey see these kind useless threads, I go just dey laugh like person wey drink one jar of laughing gas. On a normal, na woman suppose to dey complain this kind complaints. That it is coming from a man is an indicator that the only thing that makes the op a man is just that organ between his thighs. Other than that he's a woman.

Op, you dey fall hands. Period. If I were you, nobody go hear my voice. But I go still change for am on a low-key.

Mafulul:
If you remain single for the rest of your life, you're blocking your opportunities to succeed. Marriage opens opportunities!

How? Abeg explain in details

Exactly what you get when you give a low-life attention. Thank God for myself. I don't take Social media stuff serious. No girl for here fit talk say I don dm her before. Wetin I need person wey I never see before for, when I never finish with people wey I don see with my naked eyes?

Na the man fault. You gave pearl(attention) to a pig.

Awe4luv:
will you wait till your wedding night before u collect a dime from a guy?..... p.s: money is to woman as sex is to man.

What are they using the money to do? build house abi buy car? If I hear say woman need money pass me wey be man.

99foxxy:
Can you swear you're not missing her already? Bury your pride and set her down and speak to her on camera! cus you've never caught her with any guy aside her catching fun with her friends. I do same, but my guy is wise and he knows my movements. She's not cheating on you but having fun like I do. As it is now, you're not thinking straight bcus when you love it's never easy to let go.

That your guy doesn't take you serious. I'm talking from experience.

In case you doubt me, just bring up "marriage" issue before him. I bet his first reaction would be to laugh very loud.

SarcasticMe:
Religious POV or not, I doubt my reply to your comment was esoteric. Lemme rephrase, premarital sex is immoral, no matter how much sex education you get. There was a time when people kept themselves till marriage, premarital sex was frowned upon and it did not breed a generation of dummies.
Now, however, it's a norm to get laid whether you're married or not, even in Africa here... you also see legalization of abortion becoming a thing (of course we will join the train, lest they insult us of having African mentality)... and if in the future, killing of innocent children becomes a norm, we'll join the train too because, as parents, we are free to decide whether we want a child or not.
If you justify an immoral act, be ready to ride the train all along, because immorality is a cankerworm.
By the way, I'm not a virgin... I'm not married either. I've made mistakes I hope not to make again. It's not religion. It's morality. The topic is clear.

Chairman...your comment is the exact gospel. I dunno how people think they can be selective when it comes to do wrong. Lemme first of all state that I myself have made mistake.

There was a time I could watch porn like a cartoon and not think of wanking. In fact back I didn't know I could get sexual pleasure if I stimulate my organ myself. I knew about the word 'm@sturbation'...but then it was just a mere entry in the dictionary to me. I can't relate with it by real-life experience.

Then I had a girl who stole my virginity. I now became aware of the concept of sexual pleasure. Mind you, I'm past 18 when this happened. Before then, I don't know the difference between a man and a woman. We were all human beings, according to my thought system. And it took time before I yielded to that girl because I don't understand what she was trying to do to me. But then she eventually succeeded, and the story changed.

We f##ked like rabbits then(at least thrice a day), before going home for long vac. And it was during that particular long vac that I did my first masturbation, which was due to the fact that I had some dose of porn and have accumulated the urge for a while. Gradually I kept falling. Now I have contacts of several call-girls who attend to me at home on my phone and a number of normal girls who I lay with. And I have visited a brothel. More painful is the fact that someone must have done abortion for me.

Right now, there is no sin I can't commit, so far as it would help me quench my primal urge, but deep down I know this isn't the right way. Humans are called higher animals for a reason. If we go about quenching every single primal hunger that we feel within us, then we are definitely in the same grade with goats, dogs, rats...and every other animal that we think we have an edge over. Even the kind sex sef is overrated. I never collect award for all my fucker¥.

Once again, you are on point.

kimbraa:
The worst thing one would do is to seek counsel from this forum. Even kids believe they have superior knowledge in something experience is required. For me, sort out your issues 'cause social media will get you more confused with divergent views each person holds dear.

I don't even know how they do it. I as a person can't wash my dirty linens in public.

Shalom. More sense to your skull

kimbraa:
Their problem. I could remember yrs back when my ex was talking marriage too much. I was forced to tell my family, though, I did it through a family friend. My oldest brother who was meant to stand as my father since my dad is late in such situations objected to any of the promises the guy made even before meeting him. Guess what? Today I'm glad and grateful he refused me marring the guy. I got to know a different person entirely later, one he concealed from me. A child can't grow bigger/older than his/her mother/father.

Don't mind them. Imagine you fighting on two fronts- you are not at peace with the guy and there's also no love lost between you and your brother. Abeg free their case. Who knows, we might be sounding like two old fools to them

kimbraa:
Listen to your mum if you have to, but make sure she tells you why she doesn't want you to marry the lady. That way, she won't have this mindset that you'd always do what she says. Those in love don't see some of the flaws in their prospective spouses, others do. If it happens in the future, who will you run to? Your mum, not the nairalanders calling you mummy's boy. At times, we may think we know it all, but those older people have gone through life and knows what's best for us.

Go talk with your mum, not nairalanders.

You're the only one here who made sense. The rest are too slow, while thinking they've got brains.

I can fight wars anywhere, but not near my home, not to talk of within my own family. It's stupid to start a quarrel with whom you have known from your birth because of someone you met days or months ago. It shows that something vital is missing in the cranium.

I understand why the girls are bashing him. They are a selfish lot and would want to mark their territory at the expense of anyone or anything. It is the men that I don't understand. I no go quarrel my enemy over woman, let alone my own mother. Though I must admit that the op's mum owe him some detailed explanation

Abeg women continue dealing with them. Continue jare. As dem don fall mugu, why una no go chop?

I strongly believe that if these creatures whose brains are compared to those of fishes can pull a man down, then that man was never meant for the top. He was never meant for greatness.

Let me analyse the situation a little better. Men have d!cks, money and power. All three can be used to control women. Women have only pu**y. Them no too get money, and they hardly wield power. Abeg who is suppose to control who? Who is suppose to woo who? Who is supposed to be doing the other a favour when a contract to date/mate/marry is reached?

Abeg make I carry my small knowledge dey go. Who go fall mugu, go still fall mugu.

Today I heard something that tingled my ears. An elderly lady(probably in her 50's) was discussing with another close to where I was situated. I didn't know much about the scope of their discourse, but I think it had something to do with unrequited love. The first woman was like in Igbo "Woman, wetin be woman? Woman wey full everywhere?". She then added a shocker "If I were a man I won't even marry".


This came from a lady. In the real sense of it, if some women were given the chance to change their gender and become men, they won't pay much attention to their former gender-species. Maybe because they know how little they are worth within themselves.

Her statement taught me one salient lesson- no matter how we look at it, a man is doing a woman a favour by marrying her. I know feminists would attack this view in counter-arguments, which is okay. But how I wish they can counter this argument with actions-in paying their own bills without depending on any male and in building a career solely on their strength and ideas. Otherwise they are still making this old lady seem correct in her statement.

okwabayi:
I'm very sure you are a sexuality section regular. Chai, see stories. I wan laugh tear belle.

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Bros na true life story. E happen to me. Left for me, I'd say that women love sex more than men. Men are just built by nature with hormones that are too eager for it. If only we have half the amount of self-control that women possess.....na then you go sabi say women can be very desperate for d!CK.

Abeg no dey reason those people matter because dem no too dey reason well. You don ever see babe wey agree to date guy wey dey impotent, sake for say she no like sex?

Op, nothing lasts forever, even the regret.

Besides, if you have enough love for yourself, another's love for you is just a bonus.

okwabayi:
This myth has led to a lot of divorce cases, quotes a legal article I read sometime ago.

Many females are raised by mothers who hammer it into their heads that all men think about is sex so they guard themselves with it during their single years. Fast forward to marriage and most of them get confused at their husband's fluctuating libido, even wondering why they have to initiate sex the majority of times they are together. They do not figure out fast men are humans like them who have other responsibilities to tend to in life.

Slowly resentment builds and it leads to her cheating with multiple high libido males, her complacency in the marriage since the one thing she trained herself to control is now a worthless commodity or a divorce because she finds it hard coping with intitiating intimacy 95% of the time.

This is so true. I had a lady who used to act as though she was asexual. I would pester her to submit her hole to me but she would always say no. Then one day....

....I turned her on like mad. She was very hot. When I noticed she had started groping her hands to my d!CK, I then told her I wasn't interested. That I didn't mean things to get to that level. Omo come see coded begging- 'But why is your stuff standing nah if you are not aroused na'..."You must finish what you started ohh"..."Chai my body really need you to calm down". Na that day I know say this beg wey man dey beg woman before im go f##k am dey sweet die. I was just doing shakara anyhow. Since that day, if I show her sign say my body don need f##k, she no dey hesitate; she go just off pant give me dues.

E get one church girl wey just dey wine me, say na for wedding night she wan start. Show me the hymen make I confirm, she no gree. Na laugh I dey laugh that one. If I ever marry her, I'd starve her of sex on purpose. Meanwhile I go don perform "magun" on her toto. I go make her a "married nun".

A girl who really likes/loves you would not allow you suck her down below, even if you persist to do such on her. I know this from experiences. It doesn't matter how much I tried to convince them that they would reach cloud nine if I administer my tongue on them, they vehemently refused. I remember one time when I wanted to perform mouthaction on one of my regular sex partners. She just picked one of my fingers, poked it into her kitten, brought it out, and asked me to smell the finger. It smelt kind of awful, but I still wanted to run my tongue on her stuff. She turned my request down. She even told me she won't kiss me again if I ever do such to her

Brothers, it's harmful and dangerous to copy everything we see in porn vids. And if you've a girl who would encourage or persuade you to run your tongue on her down below, then that girl is not good for you. She is really very selfish. I know some she-demons would counter me and tell me how boring I would be in bed because I don't suck pu##y. No problem. I would take such girls serious if they can stick their finger into their pu##y and lick all that juice on the finger when they bring it out.

Sometimes I don't blame women. An average individual has right to his/her choice and preference. Na men I blame. We hardly get standards. Anything on skirt dey trip us.

If I dey Forbes list, my wife's name must dey for Forbes list too. If not I won't take you serious.

safarigirl:
you are a child mentally, that is why you are running your mouth with reckless abandon.


I don't know if your mother and your sisters are all prostitutes, but I can assure ou now that we are not all like the women in your family.

Some of us have values and we also will not allow small boys insult the entire female population of this country because they may or may not have encountered these leeches.


I don't know who fu-cked you up, but it is unhealthy to take out your anger on all Nigerian women. It is not as if Nigerian men are loyal anyway


BTW: I don't know anything about the oga and his ex, I am speaking from a general viewpoint, not from one incident. And, sometimes, a person will leave you not because you have done wrong, but because they realise they are holding you back and they want the best for you. Not all broken relationships have negativity attached to them.

BTW: Many people have progressed in this life without a woman, just like many women have progressed without a man.....but I can tell you this, there are more successful women who have no man than successful men who have no woman


Good luck with your life.

come again with your last paragraph. What did you just say?

Emotions didn't work. Of course outright lies will.

If men are emotional with making money and having a fulfilled career the way they are with women....threads like this will never occur in the first place.

If you mean to place all your attention on something, just make sure it's worth it.