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1stGenAmerican: |
caandi:Forget nollywood stories that tell you kidney is 20m or 30m. Pure lies. Organ donor is "free". The legal process is You either die waiting your turn as number 5,796,413 on the list or you somehow miraculously get a donor or some medical outreach help arrange a good samaritan who wishes to help. You "support" the person to recuperate and get back on their feet. Maybe car, house, job, paying off mortgage, insurance or student loan or cash. There is no truly free donor in Europe or America and that their law is mad. [quote author=SmartyPants post=121123197][/quote]If u ain't Nigerian, just listen. We know the U.K law & we know what the scammer boy is doing now. No Nigerian donates for free. |
stuffs2002:1) Stop tribalism. 2) Somebody in mid 20's is a small boy to you? Do you think Ekweremadu personally courted the boy? 3) This just pure evil from the boy and his supporters. He has denied people who legitimately want to help the lady and other people who really needed that money to change their entire generation. He came in contact with the agency, he saw what they advertised. How else did they take him to europe for hospital tests through openly legal means if he had not agreed on that? You yourself know the truth from your 2nd point. I only pity the victim that still needs the kidney. Imagine being the parents. Dn't wish this experience on ur enemy. |
garfield1:Imagine wetin u dey yarn. When does the electoral process begin? Is a candidate not an aspirant? Is he not pursuing candidature or to be nominated in two elections? Why not wait for the first election (house of rep) to end next week before pursuing the other (gubernatorial)? |
middlebelter:Stop changing topic. Nobody is challenging his origin. Running two elections at the same time is a crime. This regime has rubbished the constitution along with many of una brain. |
When is the deadline for buying forms? Why couldn't he wait a few more days? He could buy form on sunday or monday after the elections to overcome this hurdle just in case so it doesn't rubbish his guber candidature. |
[quote author=VoidLife7 post=120911431][/quote]An almost 50yr old divorcee with 3kids, can never want any under20 girl for "marriage". Your mother isn't marrying her out, she is throwing her away into servitude, extreme suffering. A lifetime of battering and gnashing of teeth. Know this and become brave. Secondly, nobody in your immediate family has the right to force the girl into marriage without telling her the truth about her parents and involving the relevant members and chiefs from both her father & mother villages. Ways to solve this gently is to take the gal away(if u can afford), find her a JOB or better SUITOR since bills and marriage are your mother's blind excuse. e.g: I am mid-early 30's, christian, 3rd generation educationist (as in grandparents, parents, uncles, cousins everybody na civil servant, graduate entreprenuers). I for come marry her or find another young industrious single landlord for her here bt you dey lagos i'm in the east. I'm serious. This is what u should find for her. |
My own wife falsely accuse me of adultery? She will now continue existing in my house, satisfied that the fire her village people gave her is now consuming my own family and i'm daft enough to be running around looking for what caused the problem or how to solve it? Tufia!! Dem never born that eve |
Pandev:I don't know you nor the other person but if you had any content you would have spilled it already. You've had multiple chances but all you could spell out was baby politician. Insults don't win arguments. |
Pandev:Yes, the river niger bridge of many years ago was not done by APC. If you meant the second one, that too was started by PDP. The slow, painstaking part of the work (dredging, foundation, raising basket column etc) had been done. Notwithstanding, we must still commend Buhari for allowing the project to be completed. Now, what has APC done in the entire SE & SS? The second niger bridge is not up to 2km and both bridges are in the same location. Under PDP, the entire ow-onicha road, ph road, okigwe rd, enugu rd and almost all highways in the region were completely reconstructed and dualised. So, Adult politician, what exactly has SS & SE gained from APC? |
eyinjuege:Okay |
Mindlog:Take a 17yr old nigerian brat abroad. Maybe you'll live to tell the story if it's worse or not. Many africans bring their teenagers home to cool their heads and you are canvassing to take an already entitled, disrespectful one abroad. I've not seen you or the other campaigners show concern for how this lady will cope with this adult boy in U.K or any chance of her standing on her feet first before getting him abroad in future years. Is this some kind of subtle misogyny or does empathy work only one sidedly? By the way, Are fathers not entitled to their own kids anymore that we must agree to yank this boy away to U.K just as the father was beginning to establish contact? |
Buy 100meter security torch light. Those big ones that shine brighter than truck headlamps. Just wait for them to start doing it at night time, align yourself well with the window and blast it full. Be smiling loudly and stay in position as if you wan record am. If they decide to be closing curtain and continue, play all those LORD OF CHOSEN preaching on witches and fornicators. Remember do these each and every time. |
ImmaculateJOE:And new parishes keep sprouting everyday in Imo so why isn't Imo dioceses growing since then? Imo has had those 4 dioceses for how many decades now? Imo always had a much deeper penetration of church (Assemblies of God, Catholic, Anglican from the days my great grand mother. Imo has enough priests to outnumber Anambara. Anambara has a large population of pagans till date. Why are cardinals, bishops, saints only Anambara? Why is Anambara the only bishops sent to other states while non indgene can't try it in their place? How did Anambara get two new dioceses in barely two years to reach 5 while other states were paused? |
ImmaculateJOE:Wetin man go do na? Anambara just carry catholic for head. Na dem full all the priest and bishop everywhere. Only them get how many cardinal for this country? Na wetin come vex d other mbaise people that year. |
Op hw far? Ur side chick don born again? abi d wife don fully profess as a nun or lezi bien merci? |
No go collect all their old notes dump for your hand o! |
Nigeria is divided into 6 geopolitical zones and 3 zones have been left out of the presidency since this 1999 democracy. Atiku has a claim, Peter Obi has a claim, North Central also. Obi stayed with Atiku when power was in the north. Now that power should come to the south, with south east being the last zone left out, What sort of weed would make Obi leave Atiku whose zone has a claim to become vice to Kwankwaso in NNPP? |
Remind me again How many hours did they shut traffic waiting for Tinubu? |
pimplucious:Does this include the cost of 16mm rods, almaco, wall screeding, tiling, beds and furniture? |
Zupay:Don't be misled! I was 15 once. He isn't apologizing, Just performing for the U.K entry. If you doubt me, take him abroad in ur own capacity & watch him disable or deport you. Make he enter boarding school>univesity>job>family. Ship don sail. CSTRR:Just imagine. Ogbeni, just shift one side. You too sound entitled and opportunist. Or Are you the boy? |
[quote author=Abitolola post=120808191][/quote]It is both unfortunate and laughable. I try to exempt people over the age of 70 especially if they had little education or gsm literacy. Some of them also have trust issues because they experienced the madness that was in the banking sector up till the 90's and early 2000's. But the CBN, NDIC with the bank consolidation of the 2000's has made sure that no bank can fold away with people's money again in this country. Moreover, they can now be served by those microfinance that come door to door daily because convincing such aged ones to travel into town and queue in the bank is an almost impossible task unless they're pensioners. Infact majority of nigerians are supposed to be patronizing the licensed microfinance around their community. They're meant to reduce informal sector stress while commercial banks attend to more corperate entities. They now issue ATM and have USSD. The customer will receive alert on their phones and have 10digit NUBAN for transfers. |
Is the money you want to transfer stuck in the bank that is offline? Linking the ATM card to a wallet like opay, carbon, kuda will help pull the money directly from the account so you don't miss a transaction. FAKE ALERT: a fake alert doesn't know your balance. So always read any alert completely and check if your balance has changed. Using POS & wallets also reduce your risk of fake alerts as you see the balance or transfer to main account immediately to confirm the money is real. OVER 20YRS Nigeria has been hammering on this cashless policy but we remained adamant so CBN now pepper us. Market women in their 30's, 40's, 50's claiming they can't learn to do USSD or mobile banking but they and their children have smartphones. Even torchlight phones can do transfer. The lack of innovative ideas from POS companies to grab this opportunity to enrol shops and share devices is baffling. Also NFC & contactless terminals for shop/taxi payments. Please list more ways you know to solve our cashless problems |
Wallets: While numerous banks were overwhelmed during this period many smart people made seamless transfers through their wallets. E.g. Kuda, Moniepoint, Carbon, Branch, Opay, Fairmoney etc. POS: Otherwise known fully as Point Of Sale terminal, is and should be part of each and every shop/ sales premises. Yes, that provision store in your street and the woman selling fufu, palm oil and food condiments should all have POS. You don't need cash to pay for toilet paper, condom, airtime, utility bills, tea or bottle water in any of the "sane clime" we always like to use as reference. POS is a portable/mobile device just like GSM and not a cash business venture as we converted it to and used it to bring untold hardship upon ourselves by senseless charges this period. Imagine nigerians charging each other up to 200naira for each 1000naira withdrawal. |
BAD/FAILED NETWORK 1)Multiple accounts: It can be termed unwise for anyone in nigeria to patronise only one bank or network. It's unfortunate that nigeria is still at this stage but "when in Rome do like the Romans" and "do not put your eggs in one basket." When bank Z goes offline, immediately switch to bank U or your wallet for smooth transaction. I personally operate 3 different banks (plus wallets) and i've always owned the 4 major gsm networks. This saves me from losing communication even in a rural community. People with multiple cards can attest to getting larger volumes of cash at the ATM while others were stuck with 20k limit during this period. 2) USSD: Banks have USSD codes for when you don't have data or network is bad. If the problem is from the bank itself, many wallets and PSBs also use USSD codes to keep you linked. Some Examples; Smartcash PSB *939#, 9mobile PSB *990*0#, mtn MomoPSB *671#, Carbon *1303# Please add more payment services that use USSD and list their codes in the comments |
This is not an avenue to moan and groan as we have complained enough. Many nigerians and their businesses are currently in limbo and we should use this opportunity to create awareness to our comrades on how to survive this naira scarcity brouhaha. No need talking about the naira redesign, deadline, network induced transaction failure etc. Instead i will implore everyone to use the comment section to list different avenues to ease of transaction for general awareness. I DON'T HAVE BANK ACCOUNT: Many claim to be too busy for bank visitations to open bank accounts. 1)PSB: last 10digits of ur mobile number becomes account number by registering with any of the numerous CBN licensed Payment Service Banks. e.g MTN MOMO PSB, 9mobile PSB, Smartcash PSB etc 2)ESUSU account by the microfinance guys walking around shop to shop daily. CBN has over the years licensed and charged microfinance banks and cooperatives with the task of attending to the needs of nigeria's unbanked populace consists majorly of market people. |
LaSenior:Una get money to throway. So no ever try follow citizens complain. Multiple ATM cards could have gotten you the money with a little patience. But u have free 15k to waste. Make we clap for you. Two people salary o! Anything you need 100k for can be resolved online or have TSA generated for it for transfer. There's no excuse. |
Boy, You never had a discourse point and not worth any further explanations. So, do well to attach ya birth ceritificate and first school certificate before you reply. jaephoenix:What he said.. Warriorprince:versus What ya dumb skull understood.. jaephoenix:You're either dyslexic or a stark illiterate. |
jaephoenix:I added insults? Wow, who would have thought? What exactly were you doing from the very onset or Are you done wailing? Have you forgotten or run out of your new fancy words? You think trolling is a job/hobby? You think this space is filled with your fellow middleschoolers you could reach with your disappointing attempts on cyberbullying? Run along now crybaby, the internet might harm you but it got no effect on I. We wrote the book on trolls and you can never qualify to be called one. |
jaephoenix:You have just been turning yourself around. Your obvious lack of simple comprehension is a sympton of dementia. You should mix strong antidepressants with your antipsychotics but you seem to have failed taking them on the hour as the doctor ordered you. Be a good boy and Don't do that again. |
jaephoenix:Duh, such acts from past memory are manifestations of dementia. We've listed it severally for you but you're obviously too retarded to see. You don't even know what you're yapping on about. You seem to have been struck with onset of dementia. Let me refer you briefly again to your friend you were quoting. Maybe you should seek his professional help if he's medic. Warriorprince: |
jaephoenix:Which of the terms exactly did you need google to help you spell, retrograde or supernatural? So, normal daily old people re-enacting their past memories is supernatural? Well, Since you claim it to be so, then why isn't it the evidence of supernatural that you're so obsessed with? You aren't just juvenile deliquent but ravishingly senile. |
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Yes APC has done nothing for SE, the river Niger bridge was constructed by PDP.