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Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m):
Astar007:
Na lie guy, Dem dey Waka in two's ur story nor complete, mumu
smart177:
You are scaring me man... i trust them alot.!
Solocoin:
Yes 100% sure. I'm not trying to condemn Jehovah witness but this is very simple and common among them. They also do this with their members too when they pair them.
If you're a member don't feel bad but this is just reality and simple truth. Let God judge if I lie against them.
You saying let God judge you if you lie while boldly spreading lies against them.
If you are saying that you have seen children or adults who deviated or got misled from their teachings and way of life, then this is possible.
But coming to accuse them of SIMPLY and COMMONLY engaging in immoral affairs when "paired" for their evangelising work is outright blaspemy. Heresy of the most evil order.
Solocoin Find more original ways to spread your apostacy.
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 8:17pm On Jan 11, 2023
LordReed:
Yeah saying my wisdom is from a sewer is very respectful indeed.

Who did I disturb? I didn't ask anybody about their god, the person I responded to was the one who brought god into the picture. Same with you, you are the one disturbing me with your god parables that I didn't ask for. So don't bring your parables to me so that you don't get agitated by my responses, simple.
You are the one who got agitated. The person didn't force God on you. Just made an innocent remark but you couldn't stand the mention of God in their statement. And you don't expect God believers to return your snide remarks and subtle bullying.
God Bless you and Have a nice day.
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 3:50pm On Jan 11, 2023
Danisaint112:
She would have to stay away from bleeping from now on. Until she finds a man that will marry her.
Already has a spouse. She got married some years back.
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 3:44pm On Jan 11, 2023
LordReed:
Where did I say it needs to be a personal experience?

Bothered? Did I come to you with anything or are you not the one who came to me?
I have been respectfully avoiding explaining parables to you. Is that what you call denigrating?
Allow those that see or feel God to believe.
I came and dragged you to this post to disturb people about their belief in God?
Politics › Re: Why Is Sowore Not Getting The Kind Of Favour And Fame Peter Obi Is Getting? by jmichael259(m): 3:27pm On Jan 11, 2023
I thought you were going to talk about Prof Imuolumen. At least that one may be manageable.

Which state does Sowore hail from?
Who is his vice presidential candidate?
Where has he been holding rallies, townhall meetings or interviews?
On what party's platform is he running?
Who will take a random online troll throwing childish insults around seriously for the job of a country's presidency?
ARE WE GOING TO MARRY WOMAN AND IMPREGNATE FOR SOWORE?!
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 2:33pm On Jan 11, 2023
LordReed:
I dunno why it bothers you so much.
Ah, that good old emotional blackmail. Running out of non toxic ideas to win the argument?

And no, you personally have not witnessed a lion kill someone so those stories must all be lies.

Those who have ears and eyes enjoy God's wondrous works and hear his words and see it's fulfilments. I dunno why it bothers you so much. Or what was it that pushes you into threads like this to start disturbing their belief in God?
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 1:51pm On Jan 11, 2023
quentin06:
Single mother and a happily married woman are not the same thing. I have no problem with the JW crew.
HltSong:
Person wey marry quora abi reddit boss with pikin. Na now you dey wake up from coma?
I don't see how someone who married years ago is a single mother. She has a spouse. And this has nothng to do with JW crew. I was only correcting you.
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 1:30pm On Jan 11, 2023
While Myriads enjoy the beautiful colours, a few call bullshit due to their blindness.
One's affliction is nobody's fault.

Once again Let they that have ears hear and let they that have eyes see. Afterall, How can one explain the colour yellow or blue or indigo to a person born blind? Does the colour exist or not?

LordReed:
But other lines of code think they can tell other lines of code bullshit stories about what they have no experience of. Yeah, I'll take my chances.
Radio announcement: "A hungry lion from ibadan zoo has escaped. It doesn't roar so stay away while authorities locate and recapture it"

According to you: Don't tell me about something you don't know it's whereabouts at the moment. You don't even have experience what it sounds like.

Your verdict: "You'll take your chances"

Your wisdom is definitely from above something. Might be the sewer but something.
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m):
quentin06:
The bible calls God YHWH not Jehovah, make your argument with the genuine bible.
Who could have known. So, the bible in your house has genuine and fake.
The bible didn't write YHWH as God's name. In the scrolls maybe but not bible. Afterall, None of the bible writers had a bible.
Meanwhile, how do you, Mr genuine, translate YHWH into english? How is God's name spelt and pronounced in Russian, German, Arabic and the thousands of languages around the world? Do you currently read and write the english language, your own native tongue and the bible itself in their ancient forms OR Do you only bring this argument when you run out of arsenals?
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 10:23am On Jan 11, 2023
LordReed:
What is special about the Bible?

No god has been shown to exist neither has any god showed itself so all these stories are just that, stories.
A designer (UI/UX, AI for example) doesn't need to prove himself to line of codes that he truly exists in a different form (human) outside the cloud and C.P.U world in which they exist and can only comprehend. Yet a tenie tiny puny human on an insignificant spec of dust (earth) in such an ever expanding universe thinks God has to audition for him to believe they're real. (even Zlatan don't do auditions) Most unfortunately, thinks his opinion which can't determine his next breath, has anything to do with the reality of God or otherwise.
Let they that have ears hear and let they that have eyes see. Afterall, How can one explain the colour yellow or blue or indigo to a person born blind? Does the colour exist or not? Anyway sha, the blind dey blind and agenda must agend..
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 9:46am On Jan 11, 2023
quentin06:
Jehovah wickedness? Just because she couldn't find a husband, she should relocate to Nigeria.
She's married with a kid. Her family na witness and she's been attending Witness assembly all her life. Just that Her career start from childhood and no let her practice the faith as she wanted.
Politics › Re: I'll Make Tinubu Envoy, Obi Trade Minister If I Become President - Prof Imumolen by jmichael259(m): 3:45am On Jan 11, 2023
What of Buhari, Atiku, Kwankwaso?

Jokes apart, I do support working with the other learned/experienced candidates and past office holders as envoys to UN, AU, ECOWAS, CHINA, RUSSIA, UAE &co to build strong allies and trade ties. This will also develop a sense of unitary government in our society.
Our embassies may become more secured and the partner countries take us more seriously when they're dealing with former governors, senators, SSS or Military chiefs, V.P or even President working together irrespective of party for our nation.
Also having those stalwarts gainfully engaged outside our shores can help reduce the sabotaging of the current administration.
Crime › Re: Woman Allegedly Set Ablaze By Her 'Jealous' Co-Wife Dies In Owerri (Graphic Pix) by jmichael259(m): 6:43am On Jan 10, 2023
Starzo:
If you must be a polygamist, marry atleast three
Two na serious problem
A Comrade with sense.

Bia, OP come and verify this your quack news.
pamijlove:
Please get your fact right , this is not a polygamous marriage but rather A case of two different brother's and their wives. The Elder brother's wife burnt her junior brother's wife. They use to live at the same flat together. The wanted woman's name is Ezinne Nwokoro from lokpa ukwu in Abia state.
ORIAYO70:
It was never a case of polygamy, the first wife has gone n has been officially divorced, the man married another woman legally, but the divorced wife came back home n burn the legal wife to death, it's unfortunate... It was never a case of Co-wife surprised at the headline
I knew the headline was fishy and incomplete but nwekeugochukwu which version of the story is true now?
Crime › Re: Woman Allegedly Set Ablaze By Her 'Jealous' Co-Wife Dies In Owerri (Graphic Pix) by jmichael259(m): 12:17am On Jan 10, 2023
Some Unspoken rules of polygamy.

*Instead of 2, marry 3. Never marry evenly (e.g marry1 or marry7). The odd number keeps them at each other toes unable to gang successfully against you or each other.

*Never under one roof. Our forefathers had separate huts and separate farm portions for each wife with some distance between. Polygamy is not best praticable inside a flat or duplex. No amount of wokeness or modernization can change this.

*Remain Impartial. Do not ignore or maltreat one in favour of any particular other even if in case of childlessness, lack of male child, aging etc

*The more, the calmer. 1 is trouble, 2 may kii you, 3 is not enough crowd. While 3wives may stil cause a house of commotion, adding more is likely way out.

CoWives are prone to attack their rival or the new perceived threat to their husband's affection but if the status is unpredictable & dey don't know when new wives are coming in or getting booted out, they will be resigned to minding their own kids/kitchen or even cooperate.
Crime › Re: Naval Rating Arrested Over Nengi Enenimiete's Death In Bayelsa Hotel by jmichael259(m): 8:28am On Jan 09, 2023
Elidrisy20:
Her age mate are studying hard and preparing for jamb,she is in the hotel room with naval officer, parents train your children oooo,and pray for dem.monitor dem very well. RIP shaaa
E Be things.

uptownemmygee:
The manchy Don give the smallie excess drugs
Military people wey like to stone wella
Stil possible. The smallies nwadays dey try to impress dia ancestors. E go like to do pass demself. Dem no wan know say life no get duplicate.

SILVERLINES:
grin

This must have been a consensual sex agree but behold shit happened.
Sometimes to invite a girl home tire person cos u may not know when shit will happen

A friend of mine narrated his experience with asthmatic patient
A Friend onced told me his experience yrs ago Before college. Shima just pass out inside guest house wtout any sign. Ma guy dey shake am dey shout for over 30mins she jst respond normal like say she no feel wetin happen
Crime › Re: Naval Rating Arrested Over Nengi Enenimiete's Death In Bayelsa Hotel by jmichael259(m): 8:08am On Jan 09, 2023
Towma:
You should be very careful before speaking bad things about dead people.

You don't know how that girl got into the hotel, you don't know if she was coaxed or threatened even kidnapped but here you are implying that she went there for immoral reasons without any proof from your part.

Next time have enough evidence before typing foolishly.
Here u are defending a gender instead of facing the issue.
Your likes hav bn attacking the guy for being in d hotel wt d gal. Now u want to excuse d gal for going to d hotel even though the post says the hotel traced 2 guests that came in. You females just can't take half of what you dish out.
Politics › Re: UK Police Arrests Raymond Dokpesi At Heathrow Airport by jmichael259(m): 7:32am On Jan 09, 2023
ItsTutsi:
It's like almost all the Ibos in Nigeria are criminals! Once any nyamiri flat.head Osu steps out he/she gets arrested where the system is working!
Born in Ibadan to parents from Edo. Wetin concern Igbo with Raymond Anthony Aleogho Dokpesi?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Brazil Congress Under Siege, Ex-president Bolsonaro Supporters Overrun Security by jmichael259(m): 2:46am On Jan 09, 2023
Roboto11:
Not a 3rd world country.
Brazil is a 3rd world country.
Crime › Re: Sexual Molestation Of A Minor. by jmichael259(m): 10:55pm On Jan 04, 2023
15yr old girl,
no penetration,

Dead on arrival. Nothing come out for the case.
The only closure u can get is maybe a chance to chastise the girl.

The victim (ur 4yr old) will outgrow and forget most parts of the encounter.
*Find positive and inspiring activities to distract her mind.
*She doesn't need reminder (face or voice of that family member) anytime soon in her life.

They should find help and treatment for the 15yr old girl before her whoring days begin. She is the first victim. Someone already molested her, setting her upon your kid and other (present and future) victims.

Use this righteous anger to trace and aprehend the source of her abuse and maybe unleash your mayhem on them.
Romance › Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by jmichael259(m): 1:22pm On Jan 03, 2023
Lade18:
She actually like me. She's just not sure of how committed I am yet. Which I have tried to show her. But she's not convinced
Na Like kee dia papa! For which side you hear say sex dey hard?

You no wan see all doz small u21 gals wey u go spend half of dat money take baff up make dia beauty blossom in ya orchad? Make dem give you unlimited and tight kongo to shine and dia family sef fit build altar to worship you?

Whenever u see a vacancy, first ponder on what could have removed the previous occupant. Make u no go apply as dinosaur feeder for Jurassic Park.

No woman (or even man) on earth will ask u all this nonsense to prove ursef as man. Even asking u to make her better than ur mum.

UNDILUTED TONDA FAYA YOU AND THAT VAMPIRE! Nonsense and online stories..
Crime › Re: Trigger Happy Police Officer Kills His Niece On New Year's Eve In Owerri, Imo by jmichael259(m): 6:12am On Jan 02, 2023
ebukajay184:
A police officer has killed his 5-year-old niece on New Year's eve, December 31 in Owerri,
OP, I'm not saying anything o but

How many male kids does this abroad woman and her late husband have?

Is the policeman their late dad's brother?

Do they have family property here?

Anyway, physics students should come and calculate the distance and velocity of bullet into the air with a 5yr old's stomach.
Agriculture › Re: Farming Or Relocating Abroad by jmichael259(m): 7:35pm On Jan 01, 2023
Zerofarm:
Are you sure there’s somewhere I can sell plantain or pineapple in a large scale ?
Every village, town or state capital has a food stuff market, early morning market, a weekly market or relief market. That is where your goods will be rushed. With time and little advert, the traders will start coming to your farm directly. Plantain sales is most assured even on daily basis with so less travel needed.

I don't know if pineapple will coexist in commercial quantity on the same land so that you try both since your mind is doing you one kind.

They have already explained to you, no uniform harvest. Meaning all of them cannot not be mature at the same time. For example, maybe you sell 100today, next week 65, the upper week 170. It's natural way of plantain. It's a steady income stream and you can go do other business or plant other crops for more income. Once started, It doesn't need your daily feeding or insecticide bla bla bla to survive.
Politics › Re: It Will Be Unfair, Immoral, Unjust For A Northerner To Succeed Buhari -yerima by jmichael259(m): 12:05pm On Dec 31, 2022
owobokiri:
Very greedy northerners!
Together with their agbadorian power hungry cousins.
A country of over 300 ethnic groups and just two groups want to be alternating the presidency between themselves while hoping the rest of us will be clapping for them!
Let's see how that works.?
They want us to believe nigeria consists of only fulani-ogun. What about other indigenous northern tribes? What about the southsouth or the other parts of yorubaland? Are the middlebelt and south east not nigerians too?
Politics › Re: It Will Be Unfair, Immoral, Unjust For A Northerner To Succeed Buhari -yerima by jmichael259(m): 10:57am On Dec 31, 2022
sotall:
Mumu people!

If it will be unjust for Northerner to succeed Buhari, is it just that a muslim should succeed him?



Is Nigeria presidential seat only for islam?

If you find nothing wrong in Tinubu succeeding Buhari because they are of same religion then dont find anything wrong in Atiku succeeding Buhari because they are both Fulani.
Either Atiku or Tinubu will be the beginning of the end. fulani-fulani and muslim-muslim handover at this most trying time in our history is almost like declaring civil war.

The fact that both parties refused to produce amaechi, osibanjo, umahi, wike or any other in that order shows they have ulterior motives regards disintegration of nigeria.
Family › Re: Selfish Sibling Willing To Do Anything To Solely Inherit by jmichael259(m): 10:39am On Dec 30, 2022
cassie0000:
Good Day everyone
Please
My father died over 10 years ago
We are six children from my father
Since our dad died our elder brother has been the only beneficiary of our father's estate
He is far older than the other five children

..But the remaining five of us nothing
Incomplete details. Are all 6 kids from same mother? How many male and female siblings? How many of you are above 21yrs old? How many of you are hustling to support self and mum? School isn't an excuse and litigation is not free.
Did your father leave a business or company? How many of you have learnt the trade or interested in the area to gather experience that can be made future partner?
Since he is paying your fees, has he refused to set up business or artisanship of you people's choice? There are ways to collect your own shares of inheritance without you all directly dragging to control just that one source.

If you can give full info, we can understand and see what to suggest.
Sports › Re: Transfer: C. Ronaldo To Undergo Medicals Ahead Of $75Million-A-Year Move (Photo) by jmichael259(m): 9:11am On Dec 28, 2022
Peacecore:
no, he's the fourth goat.
Messi
Pele
Maradona
Ronaldo
So where you come put players who actually captivated the world in two or three different tournaments with multiple accolades to show?
Torres (won euro at all levels, 2x at senior national team, 1x world cup)
Messi, Mbappe, Zidane, Maradona (1gold, 1silver @w/cup)
Ronaldinho (world cup winner, football magic itself)
Pele (3x world cup finals no be beans. Messi & Co came close with two finals but each won once so far.)
Politics › Re: Olisa Metuh Criticizes Arthur Eze Over Obi Comments by jmichael259(m): 5:13am On Dec 28, 2022
livinbygrace:
Mr shock absorber,Obi no go see draw.The contest is between Tinubu and Atiku
infohenry:
Does that remove his right to contest, why are you guys not telling the likes of Sowore, Abiola, and Kwankwanso to stop contesting, while not allowing him to contest and fail so that you can laugh?

Atiku is in his fourth contest, Buhari contested four times so let Obi be, or are you guys afraid he might win.
Atiku 6th time.
Tinubu 3rd or 4th time.

Anyways, imagine election if only the "winner" should be allowed to contest. This 2023 has exposed the amount of hatefilled tribalism against igbos. Imuolumen, Abiola, Kwankwaso, Sowore etc are contesting in some almost unknown platforms self. Why is it the Igbo man that is the focus after all they say they're sure he won't win? So why the panic and pressure?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by jmichael259(m): 3:55pm On Dec 27, 2022
jchioma:
Thanks for the heads-up. The issue is that if they are born over there, do we need to relocate them back to Nigeria?
Yes. Find a good school run by military, mission or a strong organisation not the likes of chrisland that will be teaching your child p@rn in Dubai.
They can be going on holidays like once a year or two to keep in touch with tech and trends. Allow cousins and uncles/aunts to take them farming, trading, church camp, swimming, squirrel hunting etc. They'll thank you later.
Car Talk › Re: He Wants Advice On Buying His First Car. by jmichael259(m): 1:14pm On Dec 27, 2022
ChiabiamaNedum:
I need a family car and the more I read opinions, the more confusion. How about Ford products? May be Ford Escape?
Ford has strong engine but availability &affordability of parts and mechanic is the problem.
Asian cars (japanese & korean) dominate nigerian market e.g. Toyota, nissan, hyundai etc because they're cheap, fuel economy and tolerate the suffering on our roads. You can tie something with thread or wire and drive it for years. Lolz but don't do it o!
As naija roads concern, buy only bus or suv. Nothing low or fancy. E get why.
Slynation:
Please explain how are these cars useless...you might be saving a soul!!
All that glitters is not gold. Most of those overhyped vehicles are trash that need the hype to be sold off to gullible people. They are not daily drivers. If you don't have money to buy new and drop em cleanly under a few months/years, then better stay off. They're just effizy not for upcoming hustlers.
Car Talk › Re: He Wants Advice On Buying His First Car. by jmichael259(m):
[quote author=patwilly post=119222144][/quote]First car must start with a brand new or manage toks not fairly used.

Prestige and ease of maintainance are two opposite paths. Buy affordability, functionality and fuel economy first, then, you will know what prestige really means for you and be ready when to make the leap in future.

I would advice to forget company name and try brand new first. Enquire about innoson, geely, GAC and many of these companies. They have SPANKING NEW vehicles around your budget.
Also, since you like toyota, you can check brands like Hyundai. That budget will get you more recent and stylsh vehicles with wonderful economy. Infact hyundai is like Toyota copy. e.g. Check hyundai elantra versus toyota corolla design and performance similiraties.

All in all, stay away from nigerian drive anything.
Sports › Re: Transfer: C. Ronaldo To Undergo Medicals Ahead Of $75Million-A-Year Move (Photo) by jmichael259(m): 4:11am On Dec 27, 2022
GOING STRAIGHT TO ARAB WILL BE THE WORST FOR HIM UNLESS HE JUST WANTS TO SHOW FACE THERE FOR A FEW MONTHS NOT YEAR BEFORE RETIRING.

He suppose maybe go to america for like 2yrs then china 1yr because of his lifestyle and family no fit arab league. Then he can quit playing and buy a club.
The fact clubs are not interested and this guy can't negotiate middle income teams to stay within europe, shows how damaged his person is or has become.
Career › Re: Now I Know Salary Is For Bills Only. by jmichael259(m): 3:44am On Dec 27, 2022
Dybala11:
Oh my fvcking goodness. grin
Adios amigo. grin
That omonnakoda you were arguing with is a kindergaten drop out. E go dey shout "what is your source" upandan for every thread make u think say na human u dey discuss with. You no know say na confirm imbe.. Imagine wages and salary that was taught in class 3 or 4 of primary school.
Even if you open a thread about the difference between President and Prime minister, e go still argue imself. If e never get chance to argue and insult people for a day, e go fit kpai from stroke or something.

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