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Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 11:22pm On Jan 29, 2023

jaephoenix:
empty skul insults his ancestors

At first, You were a physician of 20yrs, now you have more experience than my biological age? Maybe in the next hour you'll claim to have practiced madness longer than Elizabeth reigned.

I may have some qualms with some people's beliefs but why on earth does a video of a woman singing cause you so much pain?

Boy, if you had any sense at all, you'd have known that dementia might create gaps but not necesarily wipe entire memory except really extreme cases.
And While you were busy reading finess and labia from opera news and linda ikeji blog, some of us actually handled aged folks/patients so we can relate to the post.
They may forget their kids name sometimes or try to get ready for the school bus. They don't feel comfortable in strange places and would make multiple attempts to escape to their own homes but most certainly they don't need your indian movies to teach them how to sing songs that they used to love singing.

Investment › Re: Beware Of Moneytree Loan App by jmichael259(m): 2:41pm On Jan 29, 2023

Paste the link let us check something on their loan.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 2:10pm On Jan 29, 2023

jaephoenix:
By the way, when my own grandma would sing to ease her pain, relive fond memories of her friends who were long dead and was answering questions about some of our land boundaries, which movie was she watching to be repeating such words and actions from?

YOU KNOW NOTHING JON SNOW

Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 1:55pm On Jan 29, 2023

jaephoenix:
Lol. Typical ignorant theist. -INSULT DON FINISH?
Dude I'm a physician with nearly 20 years experience.-(i expected this claim even ash*w¤ na physician).

So you need to calm down. -Na ur papa no calm down fes.
This is an excerpt from a medical literature.
-WELL, I QUOTE REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE YOU DU#BAS$.

Echopraxia (a.k.a echokinesis is the involuntary repetition or imitation of another person's actions. Similar to echolalia, the involuntary repetition of sounds and language.. It has long been recognized as a core feature of Tourette syndrome, and is considered a complex tic, but it also occurs in autism spectrum disorders, schizophrenia and catatonia, aphasia, and disorders involving the startle reflex such as latah..(NEWSFLASH: I KNOW THESE SYNDROMES AND TICS. WHO YOU WAN IMPRESS?) the causes of and the link between echopraxia and these disorders is undetermined.. -BT I SHOULD TAKE IT AUTHORITATIVELY TRUE COS YOU COPIED AND PASTED IT ON THE INTERNET.

Politics › Re: PDP Releases Timetable For Fresh Governorship Primary In Abia by jmichael259(m): 1:22pm On Jan 29, 2023

Enddy50ty:
they should have made the deputy governorship candidate their flag bearer in the upcoming elections.

I was going to say the same but i think that should happen if the candidate died after winning the general election (e.g. Yaradua/Jonathan & kogi 2015) but APC failed to do so in 2015.

a) The deputy is normally handpicked after the primaries and hence not the people's voting choice.

b) Zoning; the deputy candidate may be coming from the same zone as the incumbent or another zone that balances the equation instead of the zone the party or the states citizens wishes to currently cede the seat to.

Therefore, a fresh primary is needed to resolve any lapses before elections. But after general elections the ticket has been claimed. The deputy and principal shall become one. They both get sacked (Lyon in Bayelsa and Ihedioha in Imo) while Deputy takes over if principal is impeached or incapacited. No outsider comes to usurp like what APC/Yahaya Bello did 2015.

Christianity Etc › Re: How Mighty Is The Almighty God? by jmichael259(m): 12:21pm On Jan 29, 2023

Omooba77:
How Mighty is the Almighty God?

When you can reach beyond the end of the universe. When you can walk through the sun. When you can explain the colour yellow or indigo to a person born blind. When you can go skinny dipping in the volcano.
Then, maybe, you can fathom. Only then you may slightly have a right to question.

Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 11:58am On Jan 29, 2023

jaephoenix:
My problem with theists is they are too cretarded.
This woman obviously doesn't even know what she's doing. She's observing echokinesis which means repeating what other people are doing, even though she doesn't understand the import or meaning of the actions. These actions may be followed with echolalia, which is repeating what other people are saying.
Its a psychiatric condition.
Y'all are too ignorant for this planet

You are the ignorant one here induced by your hate for theism or whatever you call it.
You know nothing about dementia or alzheimer and you probably have no experience with aged folks. So, you are not expected to appreciate this lady irrespective of your religious stance.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 11:32am On Jan 29, 2023

Kobojunkie:
Jesus Christ explicitly stated that He does not seek nor desire praise from any human being. He discouraged the praising of His person by humans.
The same Jesus Christ said that those who do what He commands are those who belong to Him.
So why then do you praise Jesus Christ, against His own decree, yet believe yourself to be of Him?

How does this relate to the post? Even Jesus prayed unto God.

Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Sentenced To One Year Imprisonment For Raping 4 Boys In Sokoto by jmichael259(m): 11:26am On Jan 27, 2023

Chai see fine boy wey gals suppose dey drag
Abi dem dey stingy wt putycatz dat side?

Politics › Re: Adamu Garba: Tinubu Should Welcome Nnamani, Ohakim To APC by jmichael259(m): 10:18am On Jan 22, 2023

Alexbio:
..and will inexonerably retire back into your misery soon thereafter election!

Your Jonathan had the Apex power and influence to make himself president and he failed! Now you're nursing a marginal feud!
If not a rethink for the entire Ndigbo nation they will continue to live on and wallow in 1963 glory forever! I just pity their younger generation ..!
By the time the jungle fully ripe you and your people must have learned your lessons to the fullest, I think.

"Their misery"? Does the dollar rate, fuel price, foreign embassies, herdsmen and bandits treat you different or fairer than the igbo people?

"TheirJonathan"? Jonathan's Ijaw is very far geographically and culturally from Igbo land.

Ndigbo are wallowing? Indigenes of your region should try and be successful to a quarter of Ndigbo not just a few rich obas, emirs and oligarchs.

Go and pity your own generations. By the time that your jungle fully ripe, you all would have become chicken and lizards.

Politics › Re: Adamu Garba: Tinubu Should Welcome Nnamani, Ohakim To APC by jmichael259(m): 9:40am On Jan 22, 2023

Penguin2:
Lol!

Jokers!

Ikedi Ohakim expired in Imo politics the day he flogged a Reverend Father. Just like Ihedioha expired the day he called us saboteurs, and Soludo expired the day he wrote a letter against Obi.

Chimaroke was already dead in Enugu politics until Ugwuanyi came and resurrected him. But I assure you that he will lose his re-election to the senate.

Leave politics aside, Ikedi Ohakim never flogged any reverend father. I have been in Owerri before and after that day. Even Mbaka has recanted the lie and prayed for him to forgive. He "expired" for many other reasons and propaganda spread in alliance with Chris Anyanwu's Hot fm and many other players in politics and the catholic church. The Rochas we supported showed us shege and Uzodinma has come to finish everybody. But Ohakim should just leave politics and travel out or mind his business like Jude Agbaso, Eberelinks and co

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got A Job Interview Alert But... "Please Read" by jmichael259(m): 4:20am On Jan 21, 2023

chenny360:
Thank you brother.

I would have said ftc was the best comment but hear me out..
sunday=bus/flight
monday=interview
tuesday= bayelsa

Beg somebody or call in sick for 2-3 days.
I have trust issues in matters like this especially if that college is "big" or a tertiary. Don't miss it.

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Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom North-West: Supreme Court Affirms Akpabio As APC Senatorial Candidate by jmichael259(m): 5:49pm On Jan 20, 2023

garfield1:
Hes a first timer

But He'll be a ranking senator (as former governor) and in the majority party.

Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom North-West: Supreme Court Affirms Akpabio As APC Senatorial Candidate by jmichael259(m): 5:43pm On Jan 20, 2023

garfield1:
Yes oh.by virtue of stepping down for tinubu,he is first choice followed by ouk,ayade,izunaso,degi etc

Where you put Oshiomole?

Family › Re: "Dad Threw Mum Out For Not Bearing Male Child But We The Girls Feed Him Today" by jmichael259(m): 11:17pm On Jan 17, 2023

SPAMBOX7:
OK let's just assume you are right I have no experience but at least I made an attempt. What stupid sense have you made from your vague post? Person go just open mouth waa condemn person oya state your own facts/research you didn't. Werey

Brains that can never allow sense to permeate them are always first to scream "stupid" and "werey". So why should anyone bother?

Family › Re: "Dad Threw Mum Out For Not Bearing Male Child But We The Girls Feed Him Today" by jmichael259(m): 10:45pm On Jan 17, 2023

SPAMBOX7:
The man donates both XY chromosomes. So you saying out of the XY chromosomes deposited by the man, the Y chromosomes won't survive but the X chromosomes will survive abi.
In other words the female system kills only the Y chromosomes but can always spare the X chromosomes abi. Oshey

You obviously have zero experience in biology, reproduction or gynaecology.
In addition, during birth, female babies survive delays that the male would not.
It's formed a popular Nurses' joke that they (babies) were taking their time to make up.

Family › Re: "Dad Threw Mum Out For Not Bearing Male Child But We The Girls Feed Him Today" by jmichael259(m): 10:31pm On Jan 17, 2023

koyyess:
They give them their own name.
Eg. Obinna Uzor will give his name 'Obinna' as surname to his children instead of 'Uzor'.

You could have almost raised a salient point but Replies like this makes one to appear not just immature but also lost touch with their identity.
It's unfortunate that people arguing here don't even know what keeping the family line means.
Surname is what the foreigners introduced to us. What we bear originally as africans is father's name (as called ahanna in Igbo language).
So, yes, Obinna Uzor is supposed to give his kids "Obinna" and not "Uzor" as last name. He is the son of Uzor while his kids are children of "Obinna".

The family line is not the Surname.

Every african had a legacy until we started chasing frauds white people sold us (white collar, money, certificate, crypto) and these has only left us a huge pile of touts and depressed souls.
Powerful Continents perpetualling slaving to oil the white machinery.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Most Terrible Job Hunt by jmichael259(m): 3:59pm On Jan 16, 2023

Evolutionlove:
Don't waste your time asking, No one will unveil the real source of their Income or how they made it to you in Nigeria. Na Whining you go collect.

Stand up, Go out there and do your own research and due diligence too.

The person is doing research by asking. You don't need to giv dem ur own info or address. But a step by step guide on how to learn a skill won't hurt anybody.

Revolution2022:
so after learning a skill money will start coming from everywhere?

Yes, learn work properly first and not i u don sabi do am small you rush jump out.

Britishcoins:
Never worked before and will never work for anyone....
Stop wasting your time and learn good business.. That peanuts you called salaries is someone daily profits

There's no harm in giving a hint on how to learn business or join apprenticeship. All this talk without example na wash.

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Sports › Re: EPL: Arsenal Won’t Win Title – Gary Neville Claims After Gunners Beat Tottenham by jmichael259(m): 10:17am On Jan 16, 2023

Dchampion65:
After all, offside rule is not applicable to Man United.

lolz.. Shey una see Dat kyn thing. Even VAR no come dia match.

Celebrities › Re: There Are No Gays In My Family - Comedian AY by jmichael259(m): 9:48am On Jan 16, 2023

aikyg:
I feel your pain, AY. How people sit down to cook up these rumours is beyond me. You may not know what Yomi, is going through until it happens to you.
Years ago my cousin visited me from Italy and some never do well started a rumour that he was my gay partner. My cousin went back sad and I spent the next months laundering my image in the neighborhood.

Na wa o

Travel › Re: 72-seater Plane Crashes In Pokhara, Nepal. 40 Bodies Recovered by jmichael259(m): 1:14pm On Jan 15, 2023

Reference:
Ha. ATR-72 again.

What do you mean?

Travel › Re: 72-seater Plane Crashes In Pokhara, Nepal. 40 Bodies Recovered by jmichael259(m): 12:32pm On Jan 15, 2023*

Light78:
Plane that travels at a speed of 30,000 km/h plus.

Only the wind will blow you to an unknown destination.

Inside which planet that one dey happen? At that speed, pieces of both you and the plane will not exist.
Planes go 250, 400, 600, 750, 900km/h depending.
Maybe you mean altitude of 30,000ft which is already too high for most smaller planes.

Light78:
Plane that travels at a speed of 12000 km/h plus.

Only the wind will blow you to an unknown destination.

JEEZ MATE, no passenger plane along with it's human passengers will survive anything close to that speed.
U haven't heard about G-forces and shit like that, have you?
The giant Boeing 787 and Airbus A380 have MAX speed of 956km/h and 1087km/h. However their CRUISING speed is far lower between 500-800km/h depending.
SMALLER planes are way SLOWER than that.

Travel › Re: 72-seater Plane Crashes In Pokhara, Nepal. 40 Bodies Recovered by jmichael259(m): 12:24pm On Jan 15, 2023

MikeMicheal:
Plane too like isolated area when e wan crash.

It's mostly deliberate or do you prefer the pilots bringing a dieing plane to wipe hundreds of people in a populated area?

Travel › Re: Nigerians In Ghana Decry Exploitation As Govt Imposes $120 For SIM Card Registra by jmichael259(m): 11:23am On Jan 15, 2023

Stop complaining, feel free to relocate. Rwanda, Gambia etc. There's a long list of english speaking african countries if language is a barrier. Except those currently schooling or operating physical business, i see no reason to stay put in a place that doesn't give you joy.
Why complain so much if it's a One time payment especially since it's been allegedly announced years ago? I got my NIN and BVN around 2015, 2016. PVC in 2018 without stress and get emblems as the year starts to render traffic agents and touts useless should they accost my vehicle. I love peace of mind so, i keep wondering, Why do some Nigerians like to stress issues and constitute nuisance instead of following due process at the right time?
The world around you will not be changed for you.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Offer, Had I Acted Unwise? by jmichael259(m): 5:15am On Jan 14, 2023

Melagros:
Wow! Noted and thank you very much

*Stay put in this job 2-3yrs and build your profile and assets.
*Don't lose those side hustles BUT never let it distract or lose your job.
*Seek a much bigger pay job only if the side income stops.
*Ask gently for increased salary now and renegotiate again after 8-12months.
*Tell other agencies calling that you are currently engaged.
*Finish your clearance and get more certifications.
*Buy landS (plural) &plan for ur own business in 3-5yrs not to be renting and furnishing bigger apartment.
*Let that phone be the last liability you buy. INFACT FIND A WAY TO TURN IT INTO AN ASSET BY USING IT TO LEARN DIGITAL SKILLS OR OPEN AND BROADCAST A SIDE COMPANY LINKED TO (maybe depot, warehousing, sales and delivery of) YOUR PRODUCE.
*Do not buy any vehicle unless it's for commercial purpose (e.g. delivery and distribution services)
*Your current job is better than any other higher paying desk work (60k-200k) that don't have side income.

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Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 3:51am On Jan 14, 2023

HltSong:
Where did I say she is a single mother? I meant she is married with a child ...so the person I quoted has to know she didn't go there to look for husband. Husband no dey there sef.

Ok o bt she didn't go there now. Her family belong and She dey there since with one leg. Na her career block her fulltime involvment until now.

Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 3:34am On Jan 14, 2023

Solocoin:
From your comments really shown you don't have common sense at all. What is the meaning of apostasy?? �� And where does it apply?

Apostasy: Renunciation, criticism of or opposition to a religion.
Verbal or physical attack of a group (maybe one previously associated with).
Spreading lies, ridicule and hate speech or inciting apathy or violence against a religious sect.

You, SOLOCOIN, are an apostate.

Family › Re: I Am Depressed by jmichael259(m): 11:30pm On Jan 13, 2023

breakthrough22:
Power outage and the phone was ringing ?

It is ok. THANKS for the advice

Yes, someone can drop their phone somewhere to charge. I don't touch women but If na my sister, i fit tear am blinding slap if to say she try apologise to you then as you were abusing and humiliating her.

You are the one that is unrepentant. You are busy here looking for replies that'll sooth you.
Also, you are a spineless phul casting ur inadequacies and insecurities on her to make yourself feel good and macho. That is bullying and domestic abuse(emotional).

If i were your wife i'd leave.

If i were you, i'd give 4market days to allow tension subside and then ask the father what can be done by you to remedy the situation. After at least 7 attempts (through you, your family, una pastor, your village people, her village people, titled chiefs, colleagues etc) If they continously insist that she's not coming back, move on. Start finding love by february 14 marry & have kids.

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Romance › Re: How Do I Convince My Boyfriend To Save In My Bank? by jmichael259(m): 10:59pm On Jan 12, 2023

Banilla:
You don't know me! I love him. Why would I betray him? I'll take a bullet for him if I have to. He wants to marry me! The joint account is to save for us both. That's why Nigerians are where they are, we are planning long term. You can't build a future on love alone. I'm being reasonable.

Yes, do well to introduce or even force him to a bank. There are numerous saving plans.
For example, they have Target account, Fixed Deposit account etc.
As long as it's not YOUR ACCOUNT!

The MOD that pushed this post wan use am catch cruise.
Awon bullet catcher acountant!
Account ko, accountability ni..

Crime › Re: Indian Police Give Details On Arrest Of Nigerian Engineer Turned Drug Kingpin by jmichael259(m): 9:06am On Jan 12, 2023

The MOD that pushed this post didn't read the name. (S)He has woefully failed nairaland exam of publishing only drug cases involving igbo names for tribalistic bigots to self-service on.

Family › Re: I Am Not Happy With My Wife Please Help by jmichael259(m): 9:41pm On Jan 11, 2023

Fabulozz:
My wife gave birth 2 months ago. She had resumed her duty in the bedroom 3 weeks ago but she doesn't want me to suck her breast saying that I should wait after she stopped exclusively breastfeeding the baby she will be 6 months. I love to suck breast and I can't wait until the baby is 6 months she said I am overeating which I am not.

Tell me if she is exaggerating or am overeating? Would love to hear from married women and men in the house ?

The most unfortunate thing is that Seun is very much active on this nairaland while it goes down like erectile dysfunction.
All these facebook pages will not approve this nonsense post not to talk of making front page. Imagine the amount of brain cells one would lose if they try to comprehend this write up.

Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by jmichael259(m): 8:57pm On Jan 11, 2023

Aemmyjah:
When I felt Jehovah's Witnesses have the truth. People said al things about them
One thing that was surprising was that if I see a male and female preaching,they will go and have sex in an hotel and Witnesses commit abortions a lot
I wondered how that was possible. I did not see anything or anyone that is evidence of such claims

Now that I am a Witness, they say I am a rapist and fornicator

Chai.. Naija wey dey sex hungry. If witness was such an orgy, d whole country for dey inside.

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