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Chai see fine boy wey gals suppose dey drag
Abi dem dey stingy wt putycatz dat side?

Alexbio:
..and will inexonerably retire back into your misery soon thereafter election!

Your Jonathan had the Apex power and influence to make himself president and he failed! Now you're nursing a marginal feud!
If not a rethink for the entire Ndigbo nation they will continue to live on and wallow in 1963 glory forever! I just pity their younger generation ..!
By the time the jungle fully ripe you and your people must have learned your lessons to the fullest, I think.

"Their misery"? Does the dollar rate, fuel price, foreign embassies, herdsmen and bandits treat you different or fairer than the igbo people?

"TheirJonathan"? Jonathan's Ijaw is very far geographically and culturally from Igbo land.

Ndigbo are wallowing? Indigenes of your region should try and be successful to a quarter of Ndigbo not just a few rich obas, emirs and oligarchs.

Go and pity your own generations. By the time that your jungle fully ripe, you all would have become chicken and lizards.

Penguin2:
Lol!

Jokers!

Ikedi Ohakim expired in Imo politics the day he flogged a Reverend Father. Just like Ihedioha expired the day he called us saboteurs, and Soludo expired the day he wrote a letter against Obi.

Chimaroke was already dead in Enugu politics until Ugwuanyi came and resurrected him. But I assure you that he will lose his re-election to the senate.

Leave politics aside, Ikedi Ohakim never flogged any reverend father. I have been in Owerri before and after that day. Even Mbaka has recanted the lie and prayed for him to forgive. He "expired" for many other reasons and propaganda spread in alliance with Chris Anyanwu's Hot fm and many other players in politics and the catholic church. The Rochas we supported showed us shege and Uzodinma has come to finish everybody. But Ohakim should just leave politics and travel out or mind his business like Jude Agbaso, Eberelinks and co

chenny360:
Thank you brother.

I would have said ftc was the best comment but hear me out..
sunday=bus/flight
monday=interview
tuesday= bayelsa

Beg somebody or call in sick for 2-3 days.
I have trust issues in matters like this especially if that college is "big" or a tertiary. Don't miss it.

garfield1:
Hes a first timer

But He'll be a ranking senator (as former governor) and in the majority party.

garfield1:
Yes oh.by virtue of stepping down for tinubu,he is first choice followed by ouk,ayade,izunaso,degi etc

Where you put Oshiomole?

SPAMBOX7:
OK let's just assume you are right I have no experience but at least I made an attempt. What stupid sense have you made from your vague post? Person go just open mouth waa condemn person oya state your own facts/research you didn't. Werey

Brains that can never allow sense to permeate them are always first to scream "stupid" and "werey". So why should anyone bother?

SPAMBOX7:
The man donates both XY chromosomes. So you saying out of the XY chromosomes deposited by the man, the Y chromosomes won't survive but the X chromosomes will survive abi.
In other words the female system kills only the Y chromosomes but can always spare the X chromosomes abi. Oshey

You obviously have zero experience in biology, reproduction or gynaecology.
In addition, during birth, female babies survive delays that the male would not.
It's formed a popular Nurses' joke that they (babies) were taking their time to make up.

koyyess:
They give them their own name.
Eg. Obinna Uzor will give his name 'Obinna' as surname to his children instead of 'Uzor'.

You could have almost raised a salient point but Replies like this makes one to appear not just immature but also lost touch with their identity.
It's unfortunate that people arguing here don't even know what keeping the family line means.
Surname is what the foreigners introduced to us. What we bear originally as africans is father's name (as called ahanna in Igbo language).
So, yes, Obinna Uzor is supposed to give his kids "Obinna" and not "Uzor" as last name. He is the son of Uzor while his kids are children of "Obinna".

The family line is not the Surname.

Every african had a legacy until we started chasing frauds white people sold us (white collar, money, certificate, crypto) and these has only left us a huge pile of touts and depressed souls.
Powerful Continents perpetualling slaving to oil the white machinery.

Evolutionlove:
Don't waste your time asking, No one will unveil the real source of their Income or how they made it to you in Nigeria. Na Whining you go collect.

Stand up, Go out there and do your own research and due diligence too.

The person is doing research by asking. You don't need to giv dem ur own info or address. But a step by step guide on how to learn a skill won't hurt anybody.

Revolution2022:
so after learning a skill money will start coming from everywhere?

Yes, learn work properly first and not i u don sabi do am small you rush jump out.

Britishcoins:
Never worked before and will never work for anyone....
Stop wasting your time and learn good business.. That peanuts you called salaries is someone daily profits

There's no harm in giving a hint on how to learn business or join apprenticeship. All this talk without example na wash.

Dchampion65:
After all, offside rule is not applicable to Man United.

lolz.. Shey una see Dat kyn thing. Even VAR no come dia match.

aikyg:
I feel your pain, AY. How people sit down to cook up these rumours is beyond me. You may not know what Yomi, is going through until it happens to you.
Years ago my cousin visited me from Italy and some never do well started a rumour that he was my gay partner. My cousin went back sad and I spent the next months laundering my image in the neighborhood.

Na wa o

Reference:
Ha. ATR-72 again.

What do you mean?

Light78:
Plane that travels at a speed of 30,000 km/h plus.

Only the wind will blow you to an unknown destination.

Inside which planet that one dey happen? At that speed, pieces of both you and the plane will not exist.
Planes go 250, 400, 600, 750, 900km/h depending.
Maybe you mean altitude of 30,000ft which is already too high for most smaller planes.

Light78:
Plane that travels at a speed of 12000 km/h plus.

Only the wind will blow you to an unknown destination.

JEEZ MATE, no passenger plane along with it's human passengers will survive anything close to that speed.
U haven't heard about G-forces and shit like that, have you?
The giant Boeing 787 and Airbus A380 have MAX speed of 956km/h and 1087km/h. However their CRUISING speed is far lower between 500-800km/h depending.
SMALLER planes are way SLOWER than that.

MikeMicheal:
Plane too like isolated area when e wan crash.

It's mostly deliberate or do you prefer the pilots bringing a dieing plane to wipe hundreds of people in a populated area?

Stop complaining, feel free to relocate. Rwanda, Gambia etc. There's a long list of english speaking african countries if language is a barrier. Except those currently schooling or operating physical business, i see no reason to stay put in a place that doesn't give you joy.
Why complain so much if it's a One time payment especially since it's been allegedly announced years ago? I got my NIN and BVN around 2015, 2016. PVC in 2018 without stress and get emblems as the year starts to render traffic agents and touts useless should they accost my vehicle. I love peace of mind so, i keep wondering, Why do some Nigerians like to stress issues and constitute nuisance instead of following due process at the right time?
The world around you will not be changed for you.

Melagros:
Wow! Noted and thank you very much

*Stay put in this job 2-3yrs and build your profile and assets.
*Don't lose those side hustles BUT never let it distract or lose your job.
*Seek a much bigger pay job only if the side income stops.
*Ask gently for increased salary now and renegotiate again after 8-12months.
*Tell other agencies calling that you are currently engaged.
*Finish your clearance and get more certifications.
*Buy landS (plural) &plan for ur own business in 3-5yrs not to be renting and furnishing bigger apartment.
*Let that phone be the last liability you buy. INFACT FIND A WAY TO TURN IT INTO AN ASSET BY USING IT TO LEARN DIGITAL SKILLS OR OPEN AND BROADCAST A SIDE COMPANY LINKED TO (maybe depot, warehousing, sales and delivery of) YOUR PRODUCE.
*Do not buy any vehicle unless it's for commercial purpose (e.g. delivery and distribution services)
*Your current job is better than any other higher paying desk work (60k-200k) that don't have side income.

HltSong:
Where did I say she is a single mother? I meant she is married with a child ...so the person I quoted has to know she didn't go there to look for husband. Husband no dey there sef.

Ok o bt she didn't go there now. Her family belong and She dey there since with one leg. Na her career block her fulltime involvment until now.

Solocoin:
From your comments really shown you don't have common sense at all. What is the meaning of apostasy?? �� And where does it apply?

Apostasy: Renunciation, criticism of or opposition to a religion.
Verbal or physical attack of a group (maybe one previously associated with).
Spreading lies, ridicule and hate speech or inciting apathy or violence against a religious sect.

You, SOLOCOIN, are an apostate.

breakthrough22:
Power outage and the phone was ringing ?

It is ok. THANKS for the advice

Yes, someone can drop their phone somewhere to charge. I don't touch women but If na my sister, i fit tear am blinding slap if to say she try apologise to you then as you were abusing and humiliating her.

You are the one that is unrepentant. You are busy here looking for replies that'll sooth you.
Also, you are a spineless phul casting ur inadequacies and insecurities on her to make yourself feel good and macho. That is bullying and domestic abuse(emotional).

If i were your wife i'd leave.

If i were you, i'd give 4market days to allow tension subside and then ask the father what can be done by you to remedy the situation. After at least 7 attempts (through you, your family, una pastor, your village people, her village people, titled chiefs, colleagues etc) If they continously insist that she's not coming back, move on. Start finding love by february 14 marry & have kids.

Banilla:
You don't know me! I love him. Why would I betray him? I'll take a bullet for him if I have to. He wants to marry me! The joint account is to save for us both. That's why Nigerians are where they are, we are planning long term. You can't build a future on love alone. I'm being reasonable.

Yes, do well to introduce or even force him to a bank. There are numerous saving plans.
For example, they have Target account, Fixed Deposit account etc.
As long as it's not YOUR ACCOUNT!

The MOD that pushed this post wan use am catch cruise.
Awon bullet catcher acountant!
Account ko, accountability ni..

The MOD that pushed this post didn't read the name. (S)He has woefully failed nairaland exam of publishing only drug cases involving igbo names for tribalistic bigots to self-service on.

Fabulozz:
My wife gave birth 2 months ago. She had resumed her duty in the bedroom 3 weeks ago but she doesn't want me to suck her breast saying that I should wait after she stopped exclusively breastfeeding the baby she will be 6 months. I love to suck breast and I can't wait until the baby is 6 months she said I am overeating which I am not.

Tell me if she is exaggerating or am overeating? Would love to hear from married women and men in the house ?

The most unfortunate thing is that Seun is very much active on this nairaland while it goes down like erectile dysfunction.
All these facebook pages will not approve this nonsense post not to talk of making front page. Imagine the amount of brain cells one would lose if they try to comprehend this write up.

Aemmyjah:
When I felt Jehovah's Witnesses have the truth. People said al things about them
One thing that was surprising was that if I see a male and female preaching,they will go and have sex in an hotel and Witnesses commit abortions a lot
I wondered how that was possible. I did not see anything or anyone that is evidence of such claims

Now that I am a Witness, they say I am a rapist and fornicator

Chai.. Naija wey dey sex hungry. If witness was such an orgy, d whole country for dey inside.

Astar007:
Na lie guy, Dem dey Waka in two's ur story nor complete, mumu

smart177:
You are scaring me man... i trust them alot.!

Solocoin:
Yes 100% sure. I'm not trying to condemn Jehovah witness but this is very simple and common among them. They also do this with their members too when they pair them.
If you're a member don't feel bad but this is just reality and simple truth. Let God judge if I lie against them.

You saying let God judge you if you lie while boldly spreading lies against them.
If you are saying that you have seen children or adults who deviated or got misled from their teachings and way of life, then this is possible.
But coming to accuse them of SIMPLY and COMMONLY engaging in immoral affairs when "paired" for their evangelising work is outright blaspemy. Heresy of the most evil order.
Solocoin Find more original ways to spread your apostacy.

LordReed:
Yeah saying my wisdom is from a sewer is very respectful indeed.

Who did I disturb? I didn't ask anybody about their god, the person I responded to was the one who brought god into the picture. Same with you, you are the one disturbing me with your god parables that I didn't ask for. So don't bring your parables to me so that you don't get agitated by my responses, simple.

You are the one who got agitated. The person didn't force God on you. Just made an innocent remark but you couldn't stand the mention of God in their statement. And you don't expect God believers to return your snide remarks and subtle bullying.
God Bless you and Have a nice day.

Danisaint112:
She would have to stay away from bleeping from now on. Until she finds a man that will marry her.

Already has a spouse. She got married some years back.

LordReed:
Where did I say it needs to be a personal experience?

Bothered? Did I come to you with anything or are you not the one who came to me?

I have been respectfully avoiding explaining parables to you. Is that what you call denigrating?
Allow those that see or feel God to believe.
I came and dragged you to this post to disturb people about their belief in God?

I thought you were going to talk about Prof Imuolumen. At least that one may be manageable.

Which state does Sowore hail from?
Who is his vice presidential candidate?
Where has he been holding rallies, townhall meetings or interviews?
On what party's platform is he running?
Who will take a random online troll throwing childish insults around seriously for the job of a country's presidency?
ARE WE GOING TO MARRY WOMAN AND IMPREGNATE FOR SOWORE?!

LordReed:
I dunno why it bothers you so much.

Ah, that good old emotional blackmail. Running out of non toxic ideas to win the argument?

And no, you personally have not witnessed a lion kill someone so those stories must all be lies.

Those who have ears and eyes enjoy God's wondrous works and hear his words and see it's fulfilments. I dunno why it bothers you so much. Or what was it that pushes you into threads like this to start disturbing their belief in God?

quentin06:
Single mother and a happily married woman are not the same thing. I have no problem with the JW crew.

HltSong:
Person wey marry quora abi reddit boss with pikin. Na now you dey wake up from coma?

I don't see how someone who married years ago is a single mother. She has a spouse. And this has nothng to do with JW crew. I was only correcting you.

While Myriads enjoy the beautiful colours, a few call bullshit due to their blindness.
One's affliction is nobody's fault.

Once again Let they that have ears hear and let they that have eyes see. Afterall, How can one explain the colour yellow or blue or indigo to a person born blind? Does the colour exist or not?

LordReed:
But other lines of code think they can tell other lines of code bullshit stories about what they have no experience of. Yeah, I'll take my chances.

Radio announcement: "A hungry lion from ibadan zoo has escaped. It doesn't roar so stay away while authorities locate and recapture it"

According to you: Don't tell me about something you don't know it's whereabouts at the moment. You don't even have experience what it sounds like.

Your verdict: "You'll take your chances"

Your wisdom is definitely from above something. Might be the sewer but something.