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No go collect all their old notes dump for your hand o! |
Nigeria is divided into 6 geopolitical zones and 3 zones have been left out of the presidency since this 1999 democracy. Atiku has a claim, Peter Obi has a claim, North Central also. Obi stayed with Atiku when power was in the north. Now that power should come to the south, with south east being the last zone left out, What sort of weed would make Obi leave Atiku whose zone has a claim to become vice to Kwankwaso in NNPP? |
Remind me again How many hours did they shut traffic waiting for Tinubu? |
pimplucious:Does this include the cost of 16mm rods, almaco, wall screeding, tiling, beds and furniture? |
Zupay:Don't be misled! I was 15 once. He isn't apologizing, Just performing for the U.K entry. If you doubt me, take him abroad in ur own capacity & watch him disable or deport you. Make he enter boarding school>univesity>job>family. Ship don sail. CSTRR:Just imagine. Ogbeni, just shift one side. You too sound entitled and opportunist. Or Are you the boy? |
[quote author=Abitolola post=120808191][/quote]It is both unfortunate and laughable. I try to exempt people over the age of 70 especially if they had little education or gsm literacy. Some of them also have trust issues because they experienced the madness that was in the banking sector up till the 90's and early 2000's. But the CBN, NDIC with the bank consolidation of the 2000's has made sure that no bank can fold away with people's money again in this country. Moreover, they can now be served by those microfinance that come door to door daily because convincing such aged ones to travel into town and queue in the bank is an almost impossible task unless they're pensioners. Infact majority of nigerians are supposed to be patronizing the licensed microfinance around their community. They're meant to reduce informal sector stress while commercial banks attend to more corperate entities. They now issue ATM and have USSD. The customer will receive alert on their phones and have 10digit NUBAN for transfers. |
Is the money you want to transfer stuck in the bank that is offline? Linking the ATM card to a wallet like opay, carbon, kuda will help pull the money directly from the account so you don't miss a transaction. FAKE ALERT: a fake alert doesn't know your balance. So always read any alert completely and check if your balance has changed. Using POS & wallets also reduce your risk of fake alerts as you see the balance or transfer to main account immediately to confirm the money is real. OVER 20YRS Nigeria has been hammering on this cashless policy but we remained adamant so CBN now pepper us. Market women in their 30's, 40's, 50's claiming they can't learn to do USSD or mobile banking but they and their children have smartphones. Even torchlight phones can do transfer. The lack of innovative ideas from POS companies to grab this opportunity to enrol shops and share devices is baffling. Also NFC & contactless terminals for shop/taxi payments. Please list more ways you know to solve our cashless problems |
Wallets: While numerous banks were overwhelmed during this period many smart people made seamless transfers through their wallets. E.g. Kuda, Moniepoint, Carbon, Branch, Opay, Fairmoney etc. POS: Otherwise known fully as Point Of Sale terminal, is and should be part of each and every shop/ sales premises. Yes, that provision store in your street and the woman selling fufu, palm oil and food condiments should all have POS. You don't need cash to pay for toilet paper, condom, airtime, utility bills, tea or bottle water in any of the "sane clime" we always like to use as reference. POS is a portable/mobile device just like GSM and not a cash business venture as we converted it to and used it to bring untold hardship upon ourselves by senseless charges this period. Imagine nigerians charging each other up to 200naira for each 1000naira withdrawal. |
BAD/FAILED NETWORK 1)Multiple accounts: It can be termed unwise for anyone in nigeria to patronise only one bank or network. It's unfortunate that nigeria is still at this stage but "when in Rome do like the Romans" and "do not put your eggs in one basket." When bank Z goes offline, immediately switch to bank U or your wallet for smooth transaction. I personally operate 3 different banks (plus wallets) and i've always owned the 4 major gsm networks. This saves me from losing communication even in a rural community. People with multiple cards can attest to getting larger volumes of cash at the ATM while others were stuck with 20k limit during this period. 2) USSD: Banks have USSD codes for when you don't have data or network is bad. If the problem is from the bank itself, many wallets and PSBs also use USSD codes to keep you linked. Some Examples; Smartcash PSB *939#, 9mobile PSB *990*0#, mtn MomoPSB *671#, Carbon *1303# Please add more payment services that use USSD and list their codes in the comments |
This is not an avenue to moan and groan as we have complained enough. Many nigerians and their businesses are currently in limbo and we should use this opportunity to create awareness to our comrades on how to survive this naira scarcity brouhaha. No need talking about the naira redesign, deadline, network induced transaction failure etc. Instead i will implore everyone to use the comment section to list different avenues to ease of transaction for general awareness. I DON'T HAVE BANK ACCOUNT: Many claim to be too busy for bank visitations to open bank accounts. 1)PSB: last 10digits of ur mobile number becomes account number by registering with any of the numerous CBN licensed Payment Service Banks. e.g MTN MOMO PSB, 9mobile PSB, Smartcash PSB etc 2)ESUSU account by the microfinance guys walking around shop to shop daily. CBN has over the years licensed and charged microfinance banks and cooperatives with the task of attending to the needs of nigeria's unbanked populace consists majorly of market people. |
LaSenior:Una get money to throway. So no ever try follow citizens complain. Multiple ATM cards could have gotten you the money with a little patience. But u have free 15k to waste. Make we clap for you. Two people salary o! Anything you need 100k for can be resolved online or have TSA generated for it for transfer. There's no excuse. |
Boy, You never had a discourse point and not worth any further explanations. So, do well to attach ya birth ceritificate and first school certificate before you reply. jaephoenix:What he said.. Warriorprince:versus What ya dumb skull understood.. jaephoenix:You're either dyslexic or a stark illiterate. |
jaephoenix:I added insults? Wow, who would have thought? What exactly were you doing from the very onset or Are you done wailing? Have you forgotten or run out of your new fancy words? You think trolling is a job/hobby? You think this space is filled with your fellow middleschoolers you could reach with your disappointing attempts on cyberbullying? Run along now crybaby, the internet might harm you but it got no effect on I. We wrote the book on trolls and you can never qualify to be called one. |
jaephoenix:You have just been turning yourself around. Your obvious lack of simple comprehension is a sympton of dementia. You should mix strong antidepressants with your antipsychotics but you seem to have failed taking them on the hour as the doctor ordered you. Be a good boy and Don't do that again. |
jaephoenix:Duh, such acts from past memory are manifestations of dementia. We've listed it severally for you but you're obviously too retarded to see. You don't even know what you're yapping on about. You seem to have been struck with onset of dementia. Let me refer you briefly again to your friend you were quoting. Maybe you should seek his professional help if he's medic. Warriorprince: |
jaephoenix:Which of the terms exactly did you need google to help you spell, retrograde or supernatural? So, normal daily old people re-enacting their past memories is supernatural? Well, Since you claim it to be so, then why isn't it the evidence of supernatural that you're so obsessed with? You aren't just juvenile deliquent but ravishingly senile. |
jaephoenix:The post isn't abt d supernatural nor their proof. Can YOU OVERGROWN IMP CHILD point a mention of supernatural in this his statement you replied? Warriorprince: |
jaephoenix:Imagine ur confused life. Just obsessed with hating on supernatural? This person has not said the woman's act is supernatural. Nobody said so, not the post itself. You're just kid read new fancy textbook words echolalia and became online medic police forcing diagnosis on people you will never meet. Warriorprince: |
izombie:Africans Foreigners don't really have the S. They deal with other haemoglobin D, E etc |
kay29000:For AS couples to first or only have AS or AA kids is mere luck. It can even be all sicklers, not just their first child. Each pregnancy conception has a 1/3(SS,AA,AS) on textbook chance of being SS but in reality actually around 40% chance if parents are both AS. Remember: This is for each new pregnancy to be conceived. The gene does not start counting during childbirth neither does it know how many kids the couple want. |
Babygal2020:Which state/region? Badhguy:What sort of mad person taught you this nonsense? Any doctor that'll attempt to cure it will be severely infected. Fedrick100:General Population increase, globalisation and awareness so, it's easy now to identify sickler patient. They were still many sickler babies. They just didn't know what it was and tagged them ogbanje etc and they didn't have medical care so the victims died of as babies or in early childhood and were forgotten. ALSO FEW ARE LUCKY TO BORN MAINLY AS & AA (maybe just 1 or 2 SS) SO THEY DON'T NOTICE. |
Motor don finish for GUO, Chisco, God is Good, ABC transport companies? Make INEC hail Uber or Bolt na. This is getting out of hand. Yoruba people really need to wake up. We are in 2023 FFS! Not every older person is an elder. |
Lateefadewale:What is science? What is theology? How do you make them oppose? Lateefadewale:In what religion is any of this contradicted? |
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jaephoenix:At first, You were a physician of 20yrs, now you have more experience than my biological age? Maybe in the next hour you'll claim to have practiced madness longer than Elizabeth reigned. I may have some qualms with some people's beliefs but why on earth does a video of a woman singing cause you so much pain? Boy, if you had any sense at all, you'd have known that dementia might create gaps but not necesarily wipe entire memory except really extreme cases. And While you were busy reading finess and labia from opera news and linda ikeji blog, some of us actually handled aged folks/patients so we can relate to the post. They may forget their kids name sometimes or try to get ready for the school bus. They don't feel comfortable in strange places and would make multiple attempts to escape to their own homes but most certainly they don't need your indian movies to teach them how to sing songs that they used to love singing. |
Paste the link let us check something on their loan. |
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Enddy50ty:I was going to say the same but i think that should happen if the candidate died after winning the general election (e.g. Yaradua/Jonathan & kogi 2015) but APC failed to do so in 2015. a) The deputy is normally handpicked after the primaries and hence not the people's voting choice. b) Zoning; the deputy candidate may be coming from the same zone as the incumbent or another zone that balances the equation instead of the zone the party or the states citizens wishes to currently cede the seat to. Therefore, a fresh primary is needed to resolve any lapses before elections. But after general elections the ticket has been claimed. The deputy and principal shall become one. They both get sacked (Lyon in Bayelsa and Ihedioha in Imo) while Deputy takes over if principal is impeached or incapacited. No outsider comes to usurp like what APC/Yahaya Bello did 2015. |
Omooba77:When you can reach beyond the end of the universe. When you can walk through the sun. When you can explain the colour yellow or indigo to a person born blind. When you can go skinny dipping in the volcano. Then, maybe, you can fathom. Only then you may slightly have a right to question. |
jaephoenix:You are the ignorant one here induced by your hate for theism or whatever you call it. You know nothing about dementia or alzheimer and you probably have no experience with aged folks. So, you are not expected to appreciate this lady irrespective of your religious stance. |
Kobojunkie:How does this relate to the post? Even Jesus prayed unto God. |
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