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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Eulogizes Uzodimma, Praises Buhari For Supporting APC by jmichael259(m): 4:23pm On Feb 15, 2023

Pandev:
use your original moniker to wail and I'll school you baby politician

I don't know you nor the other person but if you had any content you would have spilled it already. You've had multiple chances but all you could spell out was baby politician.
Insults don't win arguments.

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Eulogizes Uzodimma, Praises Buhari For Supporting APC by jmichael259(m): 1:22pm On Feb 15, 2023

Pandev:
Yes APC has done nothing for SE, the river Niger bridge was constructed by PDP.

Yes, the river niger bridge of many years ago was not done by APC. If you meant the second one, that too was started by PDP. The slow, painstaking part of the work (dredging, foundation, raising basket column etc) had been done. Notwithstanding, we must still commend Buhari for allowing the project to be completed.
Now, what has APC done in the entire SE & SS? The second niger bridge is not up to 2km and both bridges are in the same location.
Under PDP, the entire ow-onicha road, ph road, okigwe rd, enugu rd and almost all highways in the region were completely reconstructed and dualised. So, Adult politician, what exactly has SS & SE gained from APC?

Family › Re: My Cousin "Disowned" Her Son. by jmichael259(m): 11:58am On Feb 15, 2023

eyinjuege:
I think you've responded to the wrong person ....

Okay

Family › Re: My Cousin "Disowned" Her Son. by jmichael259(m): 3:31am On Feb 15, 2023

Mindlog:
My day job is working with 15 year olds who are living in care (have been taken away from their families by the UK govt), so I see no reason this boy's case be considered worse.

Take a 17yr old nigerian brat abroad. Maybe you'll live to tell the story if it's worse or not.
Many africans bring their teenagers home to cool their heads and you are canvassing to take an already entitled, disrespectful one abroad.
I've not seen you or the other campaigners show concern for how this lady will cope with this adult boy in U.K or any chance of her standing on her feet first before getting him abroad in future years. Is this some kind of subtle misogyny or does empathy work only one sidedly?

By the way, Are fathers not entitled to their own kids anymore that we must agree to yank this boy away to U.K just as the father was beginning to establish contact?

Properties › Re: Should I Confront Directly Or Report To The Landlord? by jmichael259(m): 2:05pm On Feb 13, 2023

Buy 100meter security torch light. Those big ones that shine brighter than truck headlamps.
Just wait for them to start doing it at night time, align yourself well with the window and blast it full. Be smiling loudly and stay in position as if you wan record am.
If they decide to be closing curtain and continue, play all those LORD OF CHOSEN preaching on witches and fornicators.
Remember do these each and every time.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Creates Catholic Diocese Of Aguleri, Appoints Isizoh As The Bishop by jmichael259(m): 7:33pm On Feb 12, 2023

ImmaculateJOE:
Imo state already had 4 diocese before Anambra.. Ekwulobia made it 4 diocese in 2020, but before then Imo had. Owerri, Orlu, Okigwe and Ahiara.
Benue too had 4 before Anambra.. Makurdi, Gboko, Otukpo and Kastina-Ala..

And new parishes keep sprouting everyday in Imo so why isn't Imo dioceses growing since then? Imo has had those 4 dioceses for how many decades now? Imo always had a much deeper penetration of church (Assemblies of God, Catholic, Anglican from the days my great grand mother. Imo has enough priests to outnumber Anambara. Anambara has a large population of pagans till date. Why are cardinals, bishops, saints only Anambara? Why is Anambara the only bishops sent to other states while non indgene can't try it in their place? How did Anambara get two new dioceses in barely two years to reach 5 while other states were paused?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Creates Catholic Diocese Of Aguleri, Appoints Isizoh As The Bishop by jmichael259(m): 6:44pm On Feb 12, 2023

ImmaculateJOE:
That will make it 5 Catholic Diocese in Anambra State.

Onitsha
Awka
Nnewi
Ekwulobia
Aguleri

Wetin man go do na? Anambara just carry catholic for head. Na dem full all the priest and bishop everywhere. Only them get how many cardinal for this country? Na wetin come vex d other mbaise people that year.

Family › Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by jmichael259(m): 6:25pm On Feb 12, 2023

Op hw far? Ur side chick don born again?
abi d wife don fully profess as a nun or lezi bien merci?

Business › Re: I Started My Pos Business Today! by jmichael259(m): 8:38pm On Feb 11, 2023

No go collect all their old notes dump for your hand o!

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Politics › Re: 2023: Obi Can Only Win Presidential Election If We Come Together – Kwankwaso by jmichael259(m): 8:17pm On Feb 11, 2023

Nigeria is divided into 6 geopolitical zones and 3 zones have been left out of the presidency since this 1999 democracy. Atiku has a claim, Peter Obi has a claim, North Central also.

Obi stayed with Atiku when power was in the north. Now that power should come to the south, with south east being the last zone left out, What sort of weed would make Obi leave Atiku whose zone has a claim to become vice to Kwankwaso in NNPP?

Politics › Re: Obi Chose An Uncivilised Way To Campaign In Lagos - Onanuga by jmichael259(m): 8:00pm On Feb 11, 2023

Remind me again
How many hours did they shut traffic waiting for Tinubu?

Properties › Re: Is 60M Naira Enough To Build A 20 Room Hotel And Event Hall? by jmichael259(m): 1:43pm On Feb 11, 2023

pimplucious:
I am looking at investing in hospitality business but I’m not sure if 60Million naira will be adequate to erect a 20 room hotel and event hall with a capacity of about 500 people max.

Cause of the paucity of funds, I’m looking to make it a single story building such that hotel will be on the ground floor while the top floor will hold the event hall.

Engineers in the house do you think this amount will be enough to achieve this? Pls let’s have your expert opinion on this. Thanks in advance.

Does this include the cost of 16mm rods, almaco, wall screeding, tiling, beds and furniture?

Family › Re: My Cousin "Disowned" Her Son. by jmichael259(m): 1:31pm On Feb 11, 2023

Zupay:
I will be firmer with him not disturbing me because he can't even dare communicate with any of his mother's siblings because he really made them look foolish.. ..he is no longer welcomed in my uncle's home (his grandparents home) ..they no longer feel comfortable having him around them though he has tried to apologize.

Don't be misled! I was 15 once. He isn't apologizing, Just performing for the U.K entry. If you doubt me, take him abroad in ur own capacity & watch him disable or deport you. Make he enter boarding school>univesity>job>family. Ship don sail.

CSTRR:
Children are allowed to make mistakes without having it wreck their lives forever.

If that child is being maltreated in his father's house, leaving him there is unforgivable. let him communicate with his mother atleast, and with possible plans of relocating

Just imagine. Ogbeni, just shift one side. You too sound entitled and opportunist. Or Are you the boy?

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Business › Re: Overcoming Common "Hindrances" To Nigeria's Cashless Policy by jmichael259(op): 9:51am On Feb 11, 2023

[quote author=Abitolola post=120808191][/quote]It is both unfortunate and laughable. I try to exempt people over the age of 70 especially if they had little education or gsm literacy. Some of them also have trust issues because they experienced the madness that was in the banking sector up till the 90's and early 2000's. But the CBN, NDIC with the bank consolidation of the 2000's has made sure that no bank can fold away with people's money again in this country.
Moreover, they can now be served by those microfinance that come door to door daily because convincing such aged ones to travel into town and queue in the bank is an almost impossible task unless they're pensioners.
Infact majority of nigerians are supposed to be patronizing the licensed microfinance around their community. They're meant to reduce informal sector stress while commercial banks attend to more corperate entities. They now issue ATM and have USSD. The customer will receive alert on their phones and have 10digit NUBAN for transfers.

Business › Re: Overcoming Common "Hindrances" To Nigeria's Cashless Policy by jmichael259(op): 7:33am On Feb 11, 2023*

Is the money you want to transfer stuck in the bank that is offline?
Linking the ATM card to a wallet like opay, carbon, kuda will help pull the money directly from the account so you don't miss a transaction.

FAKE ALERT: a fake alert doesn't know your balance. So always read any alert completely and check if your balance has changed. Using POS & wallets also reduce your risk of fake alerts as you see the balance or transfer to main account immediately to confirm the money is real.

OVER 20YRS Nigeria has been hammering on this cashless policy but we remained adamant so CBN now pepper us. Market women in their 30's, 40's, 50's claiming they can't learn to do USSD or mobile banking but they and their children have smartphones. Even torchlight phones can do transfer.

The lack of innovative ideas from POS companies to grab this opportunity to enrol shops and share devices is baffling. Also NFC & contactless terminals for shop/taxi payments.

Please list more ways you know to solve our cashless problems

Business › Re: Overcoming Common "Hindrances" To Nigeria's Cashless Policy by jmichael259(op): 7:32am On Feb 11, 2023*

Wallets: While numerous banks were overwhelmed during this period many smart people made seamless transfers through their wallets. E.g. Kuda, Moniepoint, Carbon, Branch, Opay, Fairmoney etc.

POS:
Otherwise known fully as Point Of Sale terminal, is and should be part of each and every shop/ sales premises. Yes, that provision store in your street and the woman selling fufu, palm oil and food condiments should all have POS. You don't need cash to pay for toilet paper, condom, airtime, utility bills, tea or bottle water in any of the "sane clime" we always like to use as reference.
POS is a portable/mobile device just like GSM and not a cash business venture as we converted it to and used it to bring untold hardship upon ourselves by senseless charges this period. Imagine nigerians charging each other up to 200naira for each 1000naira withdrawal.

Business › Re: Overcoming Common "Hindrances" To Nigeria's Cashless Policy by jmichael259(op): 7:32am On Feb 11, 2023*

BAD/FAILED NETWORK

1)Multiple accounts:
It can be termed unwise for anyone in nigeria to patronise only one bank or network. It's unfortunate that nigeria is still at this stage but "when in Rome do like the Romans" and "do not put your eggs in one basket." When bank Z goes offline, immediately switch to bank U or your wallet for smooth transaction. I personally operate 3 different banks (plus wallets) and i've always owned the 4 major gsm networks. This saves me from losing communication even in a rural community. People with multiple cards can attest to getting larger volumes of cash at the ATM while others were stuck with 20k limit during this period.

2) USSD: Banks have USSD codes for when you don't have data or network is bad. If the problem is from the bank itself, many wallets and PSBs also use USSD codes to keep you linked. Some Examples; Smartcash PSB *939#, 9mobile PSB *990*0#, mtn MomoPSB *671#, Carbon *1303#

Please add more payment services that use USSD and list their codes in the comments

Business › Overcoming Common "Hindrances" To Nigeria's Cashless Policy by jmichael259(op): 7:31am On Feb 11, 2023

This is not an avenue to moan and groan as we have complained enough. Many nigerians and their businesses are currently in limbo and we should use this opportunity to create awareness to our comrades on how to survive this naira scarcity brouhaha. No need talking about the naira redesign, deadline, network induced transaction failure etc. Instead i will implore everyone to use the comment section to list different avenues to ease of transaction for general awareness.

I DON'T HAVE BANK ACCOUNT: Many claim to be too busy for bank visitations to open bank accounts.
1)PSB: last 10digits of ur mobile number becomes account number by registering with any of the numerous CBN licensed Payment Service Banks. e.g MTN MOMO PSB, 9mobile PSB, Smartcash PSB etc
2)ESUSU account by the microfinance guys walking around shop to shop daily. CBN has over the years licensed and charged microfinance banks and cooperatives with the task of attending to the needs of nigeria's unbanked populace consists majorly of market people.

Travel › Re: Bus Driver Uses POS To Collect Transport Fare In Owerri (Pix, Video) by jmichael259(m): 9:28pm On Feb 09, 2023

LaSenior:

I used 15k to collect 100k today

E pain meee die

Las las make better candidate win oooo

Una get money to throway. So no ever try follow citizens complain.
Multiple ATM cards could have gotten you the money with a little patience. But u have free 15k to waste. Make we clap for you. Two people salary o!
Anything you need 100k for can be resolved online or have TSA generated for it for transfer.
There's no excuse.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 6:42pm On Feb 08, 2023

Boy, You never had a discourse point and not worth any further explanations. So, do well to attach ya birth ceritificate and first school certificate before you reply.

jaephoenix:
I see you have left the discourse point

What he said..

Warriorprince:
Remember in dementia memory for the distant past generally seems better, but some details may be forgotten or confused.

versus What ya dumb skull understood..

jaephoenix:
..long term memory improve in dementia?

You're either dyslexic or a stark illiterate.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 7:53am On Feb 08, 2023

jaephoenix:
Am I wrong cretinous rectard? Does long term memory improve in dementia? You just dodged that and added your regular insults

I added insults? Wow, who would have thought? What exactly were you doing from the very onset or Are you done wailing? Have you forgotten or run out of your new fancy words? You think trolling is a job/hobby? You think this space is filled with your fellow middleschoolers you could reach with your disappointing attempts on cyberbullying? Run along now crybaby, the internet might harm you but it got no effect on I. We wrote the book on trolls and you can never qualify to be called one.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 8:13pm On Feb 07, 2023

jaephoenix:
He's wrong. Long term memory doesn't get better. Can you now take your antipsychotics

You have just been turning yourself around. Your obvious lack of simple comprehension is a sympton of dementia. You should mix strong antidepressants with your antipsychotics but you seem to have failed taking them on the hour as the doctor ordered you. Be a good boy and Don't do that again.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 11:22pm On Feb 06, 2023

jaephoenix:
the woman is declared demented.

Duh, such acts from past memory are manifestations of dementia. We've listed it severally for you but you're obviously too retarded to see. You don't even know what you're yapping on about. You seem to have been struck with onset of dementia.

Let me refer you briefly again to your friend you were quoting. Maybe you should seek his professional help if he's medic.

Warriorprince:
Remember in dementia memory for the distant past generally seems better, but some details may be forgotten or confused.
..she is doing her thing..

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Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 9:59pm On Feb 06, 2023

jaephoenix:
Its supernatural when a demented woman (that has retrograde amnesia) praises god. In case you don't know what those terms are, you can use google

Which of the terms exactly did you need google to help you spell, retrograde or supernatural?

So, normal daily old people re-enacting their past memories is supernatural? Well, Since you claim it to be so, then why isn't it the evidence of supernatural that you're so obsessed with?

You aren't just juvenile deliquent but ravishingly senile.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 7:55pm On Feb 06, 2023

jaephoenix:
Hate on Supernatural? When you haven't even proven that the supernatural exists.
he is trying to make a case for the supernatural which in this case is your yhwh making the woman to sing his praise.

The post isn't abt d supernatural nor their proof.

Can YOU OVERGROWN IMP CHILD point a mention of supernatural in this his statement you replied?

Warriorprince:
You can't obviously determine the stage of her dementia by just looking at her age. You did not know the age she was diagnosis of dementia. Dementia can progress rapidly in just a matter of days in some people and could take many years in some. Remember in dementia memory for the distant past generally seems better, but some details may be forgotten or confused. Though both echopraxia and echolalia will be sure evident but you can't always say that is what the 'old lady' was experiencing at that time she is doing her thing unless you have a closer look. Shalom

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Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 2:34pm On Feb 06, 2023

jaephoenix:
I guess you're a medic like me.
Point is, you're right.

But it is a possibility that it could be echolalia/echopraxia manifesting.

Remember, before you confirm a phenomenon as supernatural you'll have to exhaust all natural causes.

And in this case, dementia with the above symptoms is the most probable diagnosis.

Imagine ur confused life. Just obsessed with hating on supernatural?
This person has not said the woman's act is supernatural. Nobody said so, not the post itself.

You're just kid read new fancy textbook words echolalia and became online medic police forcing diagnosis on people you will never meet.

Warriorprince:
Remember in dementia MEMORY FROM THE DISTANT PAST GENERALLY SEEMS BETTER,

but some details may be forgotten or confused.

Though both echopraxia and echolalia will be sure evident but you can't always say that is what the 'old lady' was experiencing at that time

she is doing her thing.

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Romance › Re: My (AS) Genotype. A Major Hindrance In Getting Married On Time. by jmichael259(m): 2:00pm On Feb 06, 2023

izombie:
oboy no be small thing o. Got married last august and i was so worried when we went to do our genotype that same august. Result came out and we were both AA o positive. Na that time i relaxed o.
But my question is, For abroad wey i dey nobody dey talk about genotype o, dem just dey give birth anyhow, dey marry anyhow but i have never seen a sickler here o. Na for only naija this genotype thing dey?

Africans
Foreigners don't really have the S. They deal with other haemoglobin D, E etc

Romance › Re: My (AS) Genotype. A Major Hindrance In Getting Married On Time. by jmichael259(m): 1:40pm On Feb 06, 2023

kay29000:
Who told you that? I know an AS person that married an AC person and their first child is SC... If you don't know SC, it's like SS too, but not as bad. Don't misinform people... The first child can be SS if AS and AS get married.

For AS couples to first or only have AS or AA kids is mere luck. It can even be all sicklers, not just their first child.
Each pregnancy conception has a 1/3(SS,AA,AS) on textbook chance of being SS but in reality actually around 40% chance if parents are both AS.

Remember: This is for each new pregnancy to be conceived. The gene does not start counting during childbirth neither does it know how many kids the couple want.

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Romance › Re: My (AS) Genotype. A Major Hindrance In Getting Married On Time. by jmichael259(m): 12:39pm On Feb 06, 2023

Babygal2020:
I have plenty single friends that want to get married. Most are my student-nurses.

Which state/region?

Badhguy:
You can still have up to three kids, all (AS) if you go head. It is from the 4th child that comes out as (SS). You can confirm this by asking your doctor.

What sort of mad person taught you this nonsense? Any doctor that'll attempt to cure it will be severely infected.

Fedrick100:
I don’t know how the old generation did this oo, Rn any little thing person don born a sickle cell

General Population increase, globalisation and awareness so, it's easy now to identify sickler patient.
They were still many sickler babies.
They just didn't know what it was and tagged them ogbanje etc and they didn't have medical care so the victims died of as babies or in early childhood and were forgotten.
ALSO FEW ARE LUCKY TO BORN MAINLY AS & AA (maybe just 1 or 2 SS) SO THEY DON'T NOTICE.

Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Writes INEC To Allow Him Transport Election Materials by jmichael259(m): 4:32pm On Feb 04, 2023

Motor don finish for GUO, Chisco, God is Good, ABC transport companies? Make INEC hail Uber or Bolt na.
This is getting out of hand. Yoruba people really need to wake up. We are in 2023 FFS! Not every older person is an elder.

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Mighty Is The Almighty God? by jmichael259(m): 6:42pm On Feb 02, 2023*

Lateefadewale:
Lies! Science and theology do not go hand-in-hand. Stop spreading misinformation.

What is science? What is theology? How do you make them oppose?

Lateefadewale:
Science says bats are mammals and Earth's globular... What does theology/religion say?

In what religion is any of this contradicted?

Christianity Etc › Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by jmichael259(m): 7:04am On Jan 30, 2023

jaephoenix:
SMH ALL THESE 2003 KIDS TRYING SO HARD TO FIND SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN THEY ARE.
Dementia can cause total loss of both short and long term memory. You and I don't know the extent of the dementia in this index case but the point I'm trying to prove (DON'T KNOW BUT TRIES TO PROVE) is her 'praising god' is a symptom of dementia called echopraxia and echolalia. NIGA UR NEW FANCY WORDS AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON HER. THEY CAN SING HYMNS AND RHYMES THEY KNOW BY HEART NOT CURRENTLY REPEATING FROM ANYBODY OR TV. She doesn't understand what she's doing. The import is lost on her -NAH JUST YOU MATE. Its not a supernatural induction by any stretch of the imagination. -DAFUQ SAID IT WAS DINGBAT?

your painment is beyond obvious. One
random article will never make you a doctor

trying to correct ignorant fools like you, which are pests in the online world. -I FOR GIVE U ADRESS TO TREAT UR 4QUP BUT UR PREPUBESCENT TANTRUMS END ON NAIRALAND COS U PHOOLISHLY THINK IT'S ANONYMOUS.

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