₦airaland Forum

buskie13:
Lol...guy u get mouth jor...no be like de oda guy wen dey quote me dey spew nonsense..

But seriously me I no wan near dat place o. D heat and stress for dis 9ja sef I dey complain.

I just pray make baba God help me

dipopooo:
ahmed and mustapha?
I don't trust any Muslim.

All terrorists ar Muslims, but I dnt knw if all Muslims ar terrorists.

the german pilot that crashed the plane is not a terrorist because he's not a muslim. Its safer to say he's suffering from depression.

kastonkastrol:
the act of tearing membership cards is barbaric and very silly. If you want to leave a party, just simply return your membership card to them. SMH

Foolishness

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Wetin dey barbaric dia. No be only paper dem tear abi dem kill human being ni.

Barbaric ko,
Mamaric ni.

buskie13:
hell fire surely will need enough firewood n petrol...cos the way ppl are deceiving themselves... only God can save...

T.B ko

HIV ni


this yeye is oozing like a sack of rotten onions

Wetin hell fire need fire wood for when human beings boku wey go enter. Na to dey use dem for fire wood na.

Vickybee:
When the featherbrained lady you posted her jargons get the meaning of feminism, you can mention me for an intelligent conversation.

I'm not fighting for any equal rights because i'm equal with anybody both male and female all-together. No one can trample and ride on my ego because i'm a female. Dude, the world is fast evolving!

Feminism is fighting on how to change men view about us, eh.
-Empowering women to work hard.
-Making women to stop depending on guys financially. Work to make your own money and spare their insults.
-Changing our female archaic view e.g how can a man whistle at you and you answer him?. Are you a dog?
-Stopping women from objectifying themselves etc

Y'all need to get an education. I'm tired of ignorance of Nigerian men.

With all you said here, you don't need to call the writer of the article featherhead or is it featherbrained. The two of you seems to be on the same page.

She quite made it clear that where she has problem of Equal right with men is in Relationships and Marriages. Except you have a different opinion to hers on marriage and relationships, I think the two of you are on the same page.

fatdon2:
Op you can also slove mine.

Yours is 6 oga.

Nuzo1:
1. The topic is a serious issue heck why I rightly supposed you were playing around.

2. If most feel the same way you feel, they would have spoken up. And yes, who knows, those on the front page could be who you said they are.

3. Could you remind me of Ayo's crime again as a CAN President? Please outline where he went in contrary to rules governing pressure groups, or even a religious group as you want to see it?

4. Please educate yourself on the role of pressure groups. Pressure could come in form of cajoling or outright force.

5. Please refer to the above.

Cheers.

1. settled.

2. Well that's something that will be very hard to prove going by the religious demography of this country. The probability of everyone one that commented on the front page being the ones I mentiond is very low and major reason I said it will be very hard to prove especially going by what you said that its a very sensitive christian issue.

3. If I don't remember anything I remember the role his "private jet" played in the botched money laundry arms deal among other of his anti-north, anti-islam comments.

Note: the emphasis on the Private jet.

4. Cajoling, force, threat which ever word synonymous to that will never have anything to do with frolicking and erranding for the Government.

5. Please refer to your number 4. If you have questions after, you can come back.

Nuzo1:
I just hope you are just trying to have fun here with this statement.

First, Buhari knows the full implication of such request.

Secondly, most of us Christians are very okay with Ayo for now as CAN President, not necessarily as a pastor.

Thirdly, CAN is not a government Agency for Buhari to decide how they run their affairs. CAN is not even a church for it to be judged according to the Christian principles.

CAN is a pressure group saddled with the responsibility of making a case for the Christians. And Ayo has lived up to that responsibility.

@first I know the man knows the implication and so do I but its just a wishful.

@second please speak for your self and not generalise by saying most of us cos the comments on the front page says otherwise. Except you tell me all those on the front page are Muslims, Idolators or Atheist. Especially the founders(catholics) will beg to differ.

@third everyone knows that I should not be a government agency but under GEJ administration it was run like one. So because its not a church, decorum and caution has to be thrown to the gutters. Any religious organisation has to run according to the dictates of its religion except the members don't agree on the dictates.

@bold is not supposed to be friends per say with the government. Instead of him to put pressure on the government he was frolicking with the same government. Running errands for the government and turning to a campaign manager for such government.

Finally Religious body/institution is supposed to be respected by any individual even President not turned the head into an errand partner.

Flets:
You are crying already when I've got 4years to expose this fraudulent change. I just started, get used to it.

Who cares how many years you've got.

You waited for APC to fall, it never did.

You waited for GMB to fall, he never did.

You waited for him to loose the election, he won.

Keep waiting for their exposure.

Eni fe wo iseju akan, yo pe leti omi.

"Anyone waiting to see a crab blink, will stay long by the river".

By the time you realise what you're doing to yourself, you'll have been old and your mates will have moved on to greater things while you're still waiting.

You and your ilks have been waiting for Tinubu for ages yet you got nothing. Only baseless accusations. Even OBJ with all his powers as the president could not get anything against him. The earlier you and your ilks accept the fact that who God has blessed no man can curse. Even if you bring CIA and EFCC if God says they won't see a thing, they won't.

Flets:
With Tinubu at the helm of affairs, the incoming government is already a failed one.

With Amaechi tipped as SGF, Its business as usual. 

With Saraki seeking senate president, Nigerians should forget about any law at the favour of the masses

Ngige who openely agreed to rigging his way into anambra state govt house under PDP is already tipped for a ministerial role..... what greater corruption? 

Okorocha who would be losing his seat next Saturday is also favoured to be part of the new cabinet after his monumental fraud in Imo state

Who is more PDP than Amaechi? .... 8 years as speaker of house and 6.5yrs as governor all under PDP.

Who is more PDP than Bukola? .... 8 years as governor under PDP, Almost four years as Senator under PDP.

Where is the change?

My friend go and sit down and stop whining like a kid.

You lost and you're still acting like a loser

Nuzo1:
Some of you are already sounding as if Buhari is going to be a President to only APC members, Muslims and northerners. Or maybe that's just the plan.

An alleged Buhari's "hater" made a positive prayer for him and you are here trying to decide who speaks and who should go to hell on Nigerian matter.

Na waoh.

The guy should truly keep his prayers.

He was the one that portrayed GEJ as the president of only christians and publicly declared that they are at war with muslims and islam. Therefore, he is not in position to pray for him because he's an hypocrite.

Left to me, if I were in GMB's shoes I will tell CAN point blank that if they don't change the man, I won't work with/ recognise them.

President of the Christian Association of Nigeria, Ayo Oritsejafor, has called on Nigerians to embrace peace, love and forgiveness for one another.

He also prayed for peace for the incoming administration of General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) “with optimism that Nigeria will witness peace and progress under his administration.”

The CAN President said, “Dear brothers and sisters, Christ died and rose once for all and for everyone; but the power of the resurrection, this passover from slavery to evil, to the freedom of goodness, must be accomplished in every age and in our nation.

According to him, the need for peace that President Goodluck Jonathan demonstrated by conceding defeat to Buhari in the recently held presidential elections should be the point of reference for all our political leaders in the coming governorship and state assemblies elections.

“Peace for Nigeria is what I bring to you in this Easter celebration; may unity and stability be restored permanently in Nigeria. I also pray for peace for the incoming administration led by retired Major General Muhammadu Buhari with optimism that Nigeria will witness peace and progress under his administration,

“May the risen Lord, the conqueror of sin and death, be a support to you all, especially to the weakest and neediest. Thank you for your support to our leaders and on behalf of my family I wish you a wonderful Easter celebrations,” Oritsejafor said.

Meanwhile, the CAN Lagos State Chairman, Alexander Bamgbola, has congratulated Christians on the Easter celebration. He said the season was a time for liberation and freedom for mankind.

In a statement on Thursday, Bamgbola, who used the opportunity to congratulate the President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari, said it was time for Nigerians to come together and work for the progress of the country.

While noting that the prevalent peace in the land is an act of God, he said, “Nigerians have every cause to thank God. He made it possible for us to have a peaceful election devoid of rancour and war. The atmosphere in the country has been peaceful. God has been good.”


http://www.punchng.com/news/oritsejafor-prays-for-buharis-administration/

Na wa o. Na prisoners thread be dis o.

But seriously Seun should create a section where one can see all the prisoners banned and relate with them there (only there o). We go fit dey ask wetin carry them enter prison or their offence should be linked to their moniker.

Cc:
Ishilove
Lalasticlala

abeg suggest this to the village head at your village meeting.

International diplomats are falling over themselves to ascribe the title of statesman to President Goodluck Jonathan. In the politically correct language of today, he conceded defeat in the March 28th presidential election, and, as such, had done something rarely seen before in Africa. It’s the prerogative of diplomats to lie for their government and our government and anyone who cares to listen to diplomats.

It is also our prerogative to resist such a lie. It is important that we do so, otherwise Wikipedia-bred historians will soon hitch the same wagon and market to generations yet unborn the false construct of those interested in massaging the ego of failed politicians in the name of maintaining the predominant world order.

Even if President Jonathan was not dragged to the phone and cajoled to make a call; even if he was not promised immunity from prosecution by the National Peace Committee and other interest groups influential in Nigerian affairs—the idea that he became a statesman after hours of cooking up figures in the South South and South East and hoping to make up for the deficits from the figures from the North, some also cooked, some written by underage children, he came to the conclusion that he had been beaten aerially.

We could as well call Olusegun Obasanjo a statesman for not going for a 3rd term when it was clear that he tried all he could but failed. And while we are at it, maybe we should also call Sani Abacha a statesman for agreeing to die just to clear the way for Nigeria to move forward with the fourth republic.

Not even the Americans who are at the helms of this Jonathan praise and worship gave their own Richard Nixon credit and the ‘title’ of a statesman when he resigned following his impeachment. Nixon resigned while still screaming that he was ‘not a crook’ following the Watergate scandal. America was facing a constitutional crisis had Nixon chosen to hang on to power. But soon after powerful members of his Republican Party visited him and withdrew their support for him, he knew the game was over.

In the case of Nixon, we had audio recording of all he said inside the White House. If we could obtain such an audio of Jonathan’s words in the last three days before and after the election, we would be calling for an impeachment and not statesmanship.

In any case, if Jonathan had wanted to be a statesman, there were little steps he should have taken all through the six years he was at the helms of Nigerian affairs. If Jonathan has wanted to be a statesman, his first action as president after winning a four-year term would not have been to order the Central Bank of Nigeria to pay convicted felon $1.1 billion. On April 29, 2011, President Goodluck Jonathan secretly approved the transfer of $1.1 billion to the London account of Malabu Oil and Gas owned by former Minister of Petroleum and a convicted money launderer, Dan Etete and Sani Abacha’s son, Mohammed. The money came from funds paid to the Federal Government by two multinational companies; Nigeria Agip Exploration Limited and Shell Nigeria as part of the settlement of the Malabu oil block case between the Federal Government, Malabu and the two multinational oil companies.

If Jonathan had wanted to be a statesman, he would not have refused to publicly declare his assets as was done by his predecessor, Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. And when challenged about the constitutionality of declaring his assets, he would not have retorted, “I don’t give a damn!”
If Jonathan had wanted to be a statesman, he would not have pardoned the convicted felon, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha and soon after began the illogical argument that stealing is not corruption. If Jonathan had wanted to be a statesman, he should not have allowed his minister of aviation, Stella Oduah to continue to be in office amidst scandal over the purchase of N225 million naira bulletproof cars. And after he was forced to set up a presidential committee to look into it, he would have made the recommendations of the committee public.

If Jonathan had wanted to be a statesman, he should have done everything to reduce the cost of government. In January of 2012, a presidential committee on public service reform discovered that top government officials in Nigeria take home N1.126 trillion a year in salaries and allowances – out of a national budget of N4.6 trillion. These public officers constitute just 0.013 per cent of Nigeria’s population. They include 108 senators who each make over $1.7m a year. That alone is $183.4 million (N28 billion). Then the 360 members of the House of Representatives each takes home over $1.2 million, which amounts to $432 million (N65bn). Again, each state governor collects an average of N200 million naira a month just as security vote. In a year, they each get N2.4 billion naira. So, our 36 governors take home N87 billion naira on security votes alone every year. Add our 38 ministers and ministers of state, 100 plus heads of federal and state agencies, over 432 state commissioners, 774 local government area chairmen or caretakers, almost 10,000 councilors and you will understand where the N1.126 trillion goes.

If Jonathan had wanted to be a statesman, he would have made the recommendation of 101 committees he set up known, including the audit report of the missing $20 billion dollars from the NNPC. If Jonathan had wanted to be a statesman, he would have invested his political capital in restructuring Nigeria such that it would be a fairer society. If Jonathan had wanted to be a statesman, he would have made permanent changes in Nigeria that would outlive his presidency. If Jonathan had wanted to be a statesman, he would have spent more of his energy thinking about his grandchildren instead of fighting and cuddling his godfathers.

The truth is that Goodluck Jonathan has never wanted to be a statesman. Those who are trying to hang it on his neck are worse than those who hung the presidency on him when he did not want it or even had any willingness to live up to the expectations of that job.

The good thing is that it is not late for Jonathan to be a statesman if he really wants to. He could start by accounting for what happened to Nigeria’s foreign reserve in the last 3 months. While he is at it, he could also declare his assets, after all, he is not running for office again. As a parting gift, he should not just release the $20 billion audit report, he should also punish those found wanting so that he would leave the incoming administration with less burden from the unfinished business of his last 6 years in power.

Diplomatic speaking, Jonathan is a statesman- their statesmen.  But for those who want to keep it real, he is simply a man not prepared for the presidency of Nigeria and who refused to learn on the job only to squander the goodwill invested in him by millions.

The rest of the world is humoring us when they say that Jonathan is a statesman. They are buying into that our foremost malice, low expectations.  This is exactly why we are where we are. We celebrate mediocrity.  We worship people who have failed and we wonder why we have not climbed any higher.

We need to be clear on our premise. Screwed ups premise means screwed up precedence. We need to get that clear so that we will be able to objectively judge Muhammadu Buhari's tenure when it comes to an end on May 29, 2019.




http://saharareporters.com/2015/04/04/if-jonathan-had-wanted-be-statesman-rudolf-ogoo-okonkwo

ijustdey:
what can N10,000 naira do as monthly upkeep for a family of 5 with wife inclusive....


the judge should have asked him to add some money joor with the current inflation rate in the country

See dem see dem dey don come back again now.

Na so una dey talk like say dey fit afford to give someone 5k monthly. Do you bother to think about their background. Won't d woman add her own or are they not suppose to share d responsibility.

na so dem go dey form.

swezenberg:
dy/dx mean change in engineering "Change in y with respect to x"

Thanks for reminding me. I know I've come across that formular somewhere just can't remember. Now I remember its economics class.

Change in demand and supply curves.

orubebe1:
Dy/dx... Rigging term

Lol. Brilliant

lagos360:
A friend has been into music for like eternity. He'd always sing for us (friends). He's an IT guy, not that he's making millions but fairly comfortable. He was into a very serious relationship last year and composed a song that he meant to be played on his wedding day. Unfortunately things went sour and the relationship was ended. He finished the song about two weeks ago. We convinced him to put it online and the response has been small but exciting. Thing is, he got an email, then a call from one of the current top 10 artist in the Nigerian music industry offering to buy the song for 5 Million naira cash.

Point is, cos of the response he's been getting from the song, he's thinking of recording an album. We've been talking of taking the songs to radio stations (we understand it's not going to be free and we could pull it off to get a fair amount of airplay).

I don't want to sound arrogant but 5M while quite an amount isn't enough I think. This song in question is the type of song that's just different and unique in its own way. I think my friend's song can shape his music career just like "African Queen" shaped 2Baba's career.

Promotion is not childs play. Getting your gig to be played on Radio station is not totally free. It is officially, but unofficially you have to settle the DJ, the presenter, the producers etc all that in just one radio station, think of how many stations you'll visit and still there's no real assurance of acceptance.

My advice: get a lawyer that knows a little about copy right laws and the entertainment industry to draft a contract for you and also include variables in the contract e.g. If the song hits platinum your friend gets another cut, if it hits double platinum he gets another cut, your friend gets a % on every sales on itunes and ring tones or caller tunes etc.

Careful: don't be too greedy on it the buyer might get angry. Be careful on the insertion of clauses. It must not be too much.

Lastly: take the advice of the guy above me @nduchuks, he's 100% on point.

Bootybuttchic:
is it just me......but i just like this man......he has the grace of God walking all over himm......sai amaechi

Babe no be only you o. I just love like the man. Almost always happy and comical.

orubebe1:
Sai Gej

Sai change

Sai dy/dx

Sai Orubebe

Na wa for u o. Which one be dy/dx for dia now. Abi dy/dx too be statistical politician.

EroticAngelina:
sorry to be so negative, but I can't help but notice how this woman does whatever buhari says, even if its nt good. she's like his robot.
where was she in 2011? why did buhari bring her out now(2015)? he doesn't know that her kind heart ness, beauty, brain and manner was part of what helped him win this election behind every successful man, there's a woman! if there's one thing he should learn from gej, its supporting women. we are in 2015, not 1989! women are human beings and should be respected. any man who does not respect women will never get my respect!
one, more thing... the office of the first lady is in our constitution Mr buhari, don't start ruining dis opportunity bfor they swear u in on may. I just pity ur wife. if I were her, I would av divorced u a decade ago.
#NoTime4Rubbish

Erm miss eroticAngelina. There's no provision for first lady in the constitution. Its just a title with no certificate.

BTW Buhari no go even marry u in d first place cos

1. You go kill d daura old soldier with s*x
2. Your name is too corrupt for him to contend with.

okeyvisafone:
He is the 4th president in 4th republic, contested 4 times with other 14 candidates in the 4th month of the year.
And it is believed that 4 has a numerical spiritual significance.
Guys what do you think?

He didn't contest in the fourth, he was declared winner in the fourth month.

The section of the constitution that states the criteria for winning Election is section 134.

The Admin/admission No on the result released. by his school is 134.


"Article 134 (2) of the Nigerian Constitution stipulates that a presidential candidate will be duly elected after attaining both the highest number of votes cast; and having received at least a quarter of the votes at each of at least two-thirds of the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT)."


He has been admitted to aso rock with the same No used to admit him to school.

sagewonders:
“2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred in
violence and end up in court case. 2015 election is
another June 12. The man who truly won will not
govern or rule.”........ apostle Johnson Suleiman

what if court disqualify buhari on 22 April.

On what grounds after the certificate has been found with the military.

At first when the news came that GEJ conceded defeat I thought I should give my respect to him in spite of the negative story that surrounded how he conceded. I thought at least he went through with the concession but with this new development, may God punish GEJ and his entire household. Not that I believed the hoarse anyway but I never thought the Military can be so bastardised.

GEJ must be probed and jailed if found guilty. Let the useless criminals in the creek come out and fight. They will all fall by the guns of our army.

Na wao. Women and wahala.

All this because she wan appear for Instagram.

dat5starguy:
Mtschew. He won't learn any lesson with just lashes.

Says who?

Let Bature handle him, his brain go reset.

kevoh:
#Yimu

You do know there's online betting? And he could be tapping his phone while betting right in front of you or beside you in church.

Nope. He's now married with a kid and doesn't have time for that again because of the nature of his job.

bashantale:
It's a known fact that the word 'Wahala' came from Hausa as can be found in the Hausa dictionary-kamus. It means suffering, torture, pain, harshness, difficulty
It was the Hausas through trade and commerce with other major tribes in the country that spread the word and made it become part of the everyday pidgin.

The word is purely Yoruba but can also be traced to Arabic.

Chiaka:
OK time will reveal more. Until then we keep fingers crossed, hoping for a positive change that should unite Nigeria in a fair and positive way.
otherwise I will revisit you with this post God keeping us alive.

Ok. You seem to think am playing games but I honestly did not get what you said. Especially the first part. I've tried to read the comment many times to try and get what you wrote but I could not decipher.

The only thing I could pick from your comment was what I wrote in my previous post and that is the honest truth but if you seem to think I'm been dodgy then you're clearly wrong.

Maybe if you rephrase I will know how to respond.