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kevoh:
Even as an atheist, I find this distasteful. In the comfort of your room, you can smoke all you want, even tear out Bible/Q.uran.ic pages for use as your rizla, I don't care but the point you begin recording such act and posting for people to see online then it becomes offensive and annoying. This is just utterly distasteful!

Why are you an atheist?

This lady doesn't know there's a queue.

I remember growing up, we were always warned to not argue with abokis because they usually had daggers on them.
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Guess that was no joke.

JORDAN404:
NIGERIA : WHY IS HUMAN LIFE CHEAP IN OUR COUNTRY ?

Lol...
this matter is serious but that picture made me laugh

RIP to the dead.

Nigerians just feel people on uniform be the problem.
Another level of frustration.

EcoBrick:
Seems Fidelity bank employees are using the bank to launder money. The bank's name keeps popping up in laundery related cases.

I noticed it too.
First Onyema, then this.

Me I'm sha glad that we'll all die one day.

Things like this will just make you want to famz atheists.

So mami water dey ugly?

freshupdates:
That’s completely the truth cause for example the biggest tortoise can be found in the sea so as the biggest snake.....By the way, I help gain access to your partner’s WhatsApp Account remotely without touching his/her phone, even if he/she lives far away from you. I will send you my tutorial for free but if you can’t go through the stress of doing it yourself then you can pay for my service 3k. if you need this WhatsApp me 081,05,08,21,36

If you now hack into the account and find what you're looking for, what next?

Maybe we'll read, "Wife kills husband, after reading his WhatsApp messages" .

As if humans are not under enough pressure already.

Just have a conversation with the guy, make sure it's recorded.
Get a lawyer, go to the nearest police station.
They'll probably go with you to the bank.

Bad things just keep happening to those who trust others.

NoGender:
Parte after Parte!

Kai...
I loooove Nairaland

Amatarasha:
5.Joystark ..no comment mtchewwww

You obviously have zero worries in life.

Shashar:
when you get to that point where you have no need to Impress anybody,your freedom have begin

Begin bawo

RIP English

nicelaw:
But how do people really say those things on social media?
like you don't have relatives, Siblings, Colleagues at work, class mates on your friends list?
Imagine a colleague or Relative who hold you in high esteem seeing this on your Timeline..
It's crazy if you ask me..

Me too I wonder o

biddostandard:
What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever

Hahahahahhahaahhahah

I know it's a serious issue...
But I kinda find it funny.

RIP to the dead.

GrandMufti:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShamelessPaltryAfricanclawedfrog-size_restricted.gif

Loco what?

Locomotive

pocohantas:
Looks like something for carrying firewood. See how they are packed inside it like sardine. Is it by force to use school bus?

No wonder someone was angry a woman wasn't preparing her kids for future suffering.

The whole bus is just metal.

No be small metal

johnkey:
Can't someone just send a missile into the national assembly killing those useless good-for-nothing senators at once, then another into aso rock killing dictator buhari and everyone around him. And one to that annoying BBQ guy and his entire family for supporting this kind of government. God I'll be so happy.

Lol... You want to kill our resident Nairaland BBQ maker?

Who will now supply us BBQ if we decide to have a NL party?

TheExecutioner:
Serves you right

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This baby is so cute.
But you're not nice at all

mimimile93:
Just like saying 'not all monkeys want your banana'.

Guess you're the monkey in your analogy?

tobby20:
This one is mad joke
You are tall , and depressed

My brother me too dey help am laugh from this side.

How can someone be tall and depressed?
Those words should be like two opposites.

Lol...
This is funny as bleep [left][/left]

The money.
Use it wisely and you can vacation in Canada, 5years from now.

How can you explain a gap year on your CV?

Two days ago, I read a post by Brigette Hycinth (If you frequent LinkedIn, you'd know her) about the sad story of a lady who was qualified for a job but got turned down because of a gap on her CV.

It got me thinking? This definitely happens to a number of people out there, especially women. Some stay home after childbirth to take care of the baby and before they know it, a while would become 7years.

Explaining that gap can be difficult and could sometimes limit your chances of getting the job at all, as employers would barely take a chance on you. Some may be sceptical about employing you, as they’d believe there could be a reoccurrence of what kept you away in the first place.

It’s harsh, but it’s the sad truth. No one wants to employ someone who wouldn’t last on the job. The cost of recruitment increases daily.

Now the question is; What do you do about a gap year? Well, Here are some things you can do to improve your chances:

1. Use your career statement to tie your employment history together. This is where you should utilize your Career statement. Carefully bridge the gap between both periods, while telling your overall story. This is something that requires a little bit of copywriting knowledge.

2. You can use dates to cover the gaps or at least reduce the amount of attention they’d attract otherwise. For instance, instead of saying June 2014-December 2016, you could say 2014-2016. This will cover up the months of January to May, that you were out of job.

3. Include the experiences you gained while you were out of job. Did you take a course? Vacation? Did you Freelance?, Especially as a Writer? Well, group all of these little experiences together as a job, then highlight each one with a bullet point.

4. Try to present yourself as someone who is consistent. Employers, dread hiring people who wouldn’t last on the job. Having regular gaps may just present you as such a person. Use your career summary to highlight how you have demonstrated commitment to succeed in the corporate world.
Use your career statement to take care of any inconsistence the employer may notice.

5. Focus on the positives. Always explain your shifts and career gaps in a positive light.

Finally, whenever you are out of job, avoid being redundant. You can start up some online courses and they’d form part of your CV as well.

P.S A lot of HR managers review the activities of candidates on social media so, whatever you include on your CV, make sure you have a corresponding information on your social media pages.

Two days ago, I read a post by Brigette Hycinth (You'd know her if you frequent LinkedIn) about the sad story of a lady who was qualified for a job but got turned down because of a gap on her CV.

It got me thinking? This definitely happens to a number of people out there, especially women. Some stay home after childbirth to take care of the baby and before they know it, a while would become 7years.

Explaining that gap can be difficult and could sometimes limit your chances of getting the job at all, as employers would barely take a chance on you. Some may be sceptical about employing you, as they’d believe there could be a reoccurrence of what kept you away in the first place.

It’s harsh, but it’s the sad truth. No one wants to employ someone who wouldn’t last on the job. The cost of recruitment increases daily.

Now the question is; What do you do about a gap year? Well, Here are some things you can do to improve your chances:

1. Use your career statement to tie your employment history together. This is where you should utilize your Career statement. Carefully bridge the gap between both periods, while telling your overall story. This is something that requires a little bit of copywriting knowledge.

2. You can use dates to cover the gaps or at least reduce the amount of attention they’d attract otherwise. For instance, instead of saying June 2014-December 2016, you could say 2014-2016. This will cover up the months of January to May, that you were out of job.

3. Include the experiences you gained while you were out of job. Did you take a course? Vacation? Did you Freelance? Especially as a Writer? Well, group all of these little experiences together as a job, then highlight each one with a bullet point.

4. Try to present yourself as someone who is consistent. Employers, dread hiring people who wouldn’t last on the job. Having regular gaps may just present you as such a person. Use your career summary to highlight how you have demonstrated commitment to succeed in the corporate world.
Use your career statement to take care of any inconsistence the employer may notice.

5. Focus on the positives. Always explain your shifts and career gaps in a positive light.

Finally, whenever you are out of job, avoid being redundant. You can start up some online courses and they’d form part of your CV as well.

P.S A lot of HR managers review the activities of candidates on social media so, whatever you include on your CV, make sure you have a corresponding information on your social media pages.

chinwezdasilva:
You will more depressed when You don't get a job with this your high cgpa

Lol... C'mon man!

mrwonlasewonie:
pukes

I'm not into trannies

Ouch.
You just hurt my feelings.

mrwonlasewonie:


*Throws up*

My friend stop throwing up.

Oh shit.
This is sad