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A wise king!

nawa ooh just look at her back, looks like belt marks. they even barbed her Gorimapa. this guy must be seriously dealth with

if passed what happens to those hectares that were destroyed in the past. will d owners be compensated. this life no balance.

Nig is presently on autopilot to disaster.military era no pay democracy is really going crazy!

Alexgman1:
We all have one girl, lady or woman out there we are deeply inlove with but can not date or have access to her maybe because:
1) she has rejected your proposal or
2) shes beyond your level and class or
3) you cant ask her out because shes in a seriously relationship (probably engaged) and cant double date.

But if per-adventure a lady who is deeply inlove or crushing on you toast you and ask you to give her a chance will you accept?

1 its fine for a woman to reject your proposal, but you can always try again! if you so desire.
2 no woman is above ur level, but you must reason alike and you must have a life, if she then decide to share that life with u no probs!
3 it depends on what u want, if u decides to snatch her from someone else or you want to let her be, its your choice!
to your question, if I was interested b4 she asked, I will accept.

BabbanBura:
Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

chain this op na Olympian in math, see how he take analyse everything even use conjecture on top

everybody get reason for joining d end SARS movement. some to avoid being dragged in social media. na only God know wetin dey ppl mind!

francisgodstime:
how do I get dat book 48 laws of power

download most books for free from pdfdrive.org

Expect SARS in the coming weeks but with another name! this ppl think say dem wise!

no be only Ogun na Ekiti

no be only Hezbollar, na ISIS dia father!

this is old news na! he bought 2 rolce Royce some months ago, how is he posing in a car he bought months ago news! its good to be hardworking ooh.

Mr no manners I didn't know u had manners ooh!!!

KingAzubuike:
This is part of what I'm saying. Most people protesting against SARS are Yahoo boys or affiliates of Yahoo boys. SARS is going no where whether you like it or not

hmm e be like say u Neva buy car where Sarz official ask make you drop 20% of the value of ur ride.

your power lies in ur ability to control it, use it any how and u wud realise how powerless u actually are.

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ThatReporterz:
I Decided to Bring this to the Politics Section to get attention of More Nigerians ...

This is what is happening all over Nigeria Now , I Want you to read and Learn ... don't fall a victim ...

This is Not the Issue of Sars or Yahoo Boys !!! , This one pass am ....

I Will Write it as a Story and Narration so that many people will understand ....

If you are one of those the use to Buy Second HAND Phones , Fairly used or anything Used in Nigeria , Think twice before making a buying again !!!!

A Guy came to a lady with an Original IPhone X , Asking her to buy , that the owner is seriously sick in the hospital and needs money , he said that the price is normally 250k , But if she get 150k let her pay because of the urgency of the funds , The lady priced 100k ... after much dialogue , he make a fake call and ask the lady to brink money that the owner don agree.

So that Lady asked him to bring his account number , make she do the transfer , na so that Guy tell him say , he get problem with his bank , that he no dey use bank for now , make the girl give him cash , he tell the girl say make they go bank go withdraw , the Guy say make they use Nearby POS services , that he will pay for charges .

So after payment , the Guy gave the girl the phone , and disappear into thin air , the Phone is very very Good , 100% Original and the girl was enjoying it .... After 2 weeks of their transaction ... she received the highest shock of her life ... 4 armed policemen visited her apartment and arrested her.

They told her that the phone she is using was one of the properties collected from a man at a Gun point robbery , that she is one of the suspects , they also told her they on the day of the robbery , the man's 24k Gold watch worth 2.8 Million Naira , Her necklace worth 6 Million naira and her 2 months used Mercedes benz GLE Worth 42 Million Naira was collected from him.

They went further to tell the girl that inside that phone , the a contract and deal that worth over 80 Million naira was also deleted, they said before her release, that she must pay for all these or be charged to court.

They gave her the second option of providing the Guy that sold the Phone to her !!!

To Cut the story short, a Guy who works as an informant to a luxury hotel said he saw the same guy who sold the phone to the girl with the people that arrested the lady, as much as the man who claims that his heaven was stolen, discussing on how the girl go pay at least 5 million before they think of releasing her.

They are there drinking and eating Big meat , and the girl is inside police cell suffering.

Don't Be surprise if those SHOUTING END SARS with You are One of their INFORMANTS

Welcome to Nigeria.

PLS FP.

you just described what happened to someone I know, but this time around the person repairs phones, a young ma brought a phone to a friends office saying it was faulty and left, after repairing the phone naso my padi put him personal sim inside phone 2days later police visit the person for house saying all you mentioned above, luckily for the person him family member na top police official, once dem hear say d person get connection dey release the person after 2 days con dey beg say make dey no report dem cos normally dem no suppose hold d person DAT long. NASA for ppl sef. if you wan buy used phone dey collect receipt from d shop dey u buy am.

black flies matter

Nyanabo:
What people won't do for quick cash. On 25th of September a pick pocket made way with my Phone, Wallet and my watch at lagos mile 2 enroute to MM2.

lol..remember some years back at oshodi, was busy pulling my box at oshodi naso dem open my laptop bag wey I put cloth inside naso dem take my wallet, thank God say my phone the bottom of the bag with my singlets ontop. if I no see my padi for road that day how I for reach house naso the guy give me 500 naira that day I for trek reach house DAT day cos my ATM dey wallet

Englishisamust:
I just blew my 10 dollars account, I'm quitting Forex, this people are just lying to us. No one is making money in this industry. Money wey I suffer before I get I don blow aam. Have not seen anyone that can give you proof that is making money in this business. Most of them make money selling courses. I backtested the strategy I use for a months and I still blew the account I'm tired of this business.

if you want to do forex use better money, proper risk management. in my view start from 500 dollars and use micro lot.

Mens rea and Actus rea!

Nigeria is in dire needs of visionary leaders! not people DAT want us to adopt methods that worked in ages past. let's stop deceiving ourselves. growing up I thought Nigeria was a rich country, but now I know that the biggest lie of the century! with the little wey we get, polithiefcians dem dey steal am join. I hope we don't become like Venezuela ondeday.

garfield1:
What is your problem? Why can't you believe the govt? Is it only during election that govt makes promises? Even a child knows that the govt will implement this

hmm! I no fit shout, make we dey see! its not by starting oh, its by completing wetin u don start! this one wey govt dey sey no money! no money!

no election anytime soon so why this format! reminds me of the 5k stimulus wey we no see!

is his entire pay plus alawee more than 7500$ (3M naira)?

beauty and brain! the stage is now set for you to be exported to a foreign land. at least if we can't do anything in Nigeria, we are known for exporting our best brain Abroad.

anonimi:
Thieves ruining Lagos since 1999 for their bullion vans drug lord godfather, Ogbeni Ojuyobo.











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SIR LATEEF JAKANDE IS A LEGEND! AM YET TO SEE OR HEAR OF ANY POLITICIAN LIKE HIM! AND HE LIVED A QUIET AND SIMPLE LIFE! HIS LEGACIES ARE EVIDENT FOR ALL TO SEE AND NO PERSON CAN EVEN OPEN HIS/HER MOUTH THAT HE DIDNT DO WELL.

the beating set reach the use of CT, can u imagine! this guy need to be given MAXIMUM SHISHI I swear! I no even wan know wetin d gal do.

this Kwam 1 is a tout no be d same man wet slap pesin for show!

I don't get it kill urself becos of phone! when in few months time d manufacturer would produce a new model. can u create a new model for your life after death, I don't think so. except something's dey your phone u aren't pleased with falling in the hands of d wrong pesin if not e no make sense;
rip to d dead!