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Can I get hard copies ... It's hard for me to read on my phone.

Not that hard: 75

It seems girls that bleach their skin apply the most makeup maybe, I think to cover up the mess left by harsh bleaching cream

spinna:
Sounds hypocritical ..se na Naija come b Israel or Jerusalem r heaven ?o

You're the big hypocrite here because if your daughter should dress like that you honestly wouldn't like it

Gerrard59:
If you say it too loud, you will be called Uncle Tom. What we've these days are bunch of irresponsible, indolent and proponents of the victimisation policy folks who never take responsibilities for their actions. Asians don't whine like this yet they're competing head-on with Caucasians.

Exactly the point. They just want things handed over to them after wasting their youthfulness in gangsterism while the Asian kid is busy bursting his ass writing codes.

On careful observation, no race in the world accommodates the blackman like the white man. England, America, France, Germany, ...these are countries blacks live in comfortably, protest against the govt when need arises and fear no harassment.

How about they go try that in Dubai, Saudi, china , India . In fact anywhere else in the world .

The people who sell the narrative that the white man is bad are the real enemies of the black man.

The painful thing about inferiority complex is that nothing the other person does is ever good.

The white man gives free scholarship, Oh they are stealing our best brains

The white man give visa lottery , oh this is a way of exposing our peoples to western pervated culture.

In my way of thinking, the white man is more open minded, more loving, and more accommodating than the black man can ever be.

Rather than hold our broken homes and the increasing number of single parenting that has produced misfits in children accountable, we focus on the white man. We can never progress with the thinking that white man is our problem.

AYFikayomi:
STFU, I'm black and I'm not those words ascribed there, If you believe thats the way you and your people are, you can petition them to transfer the descriptions to your family name. (No offence).... All these self hating people on Nairaland feeling smart.

My friend you're not black. You're a black skinned person. Why so stereotype yourself then turn around and blame it on the white man

Until we blacks stop stereotyping ourselves in the name of boldness and speaking out, we won't make headway. Black is synonymous with dark. And you can extend that to light and darkness. But why drag the black race into the word 'black'

The other day CNN, interviewing lil Wayne tried to drag him into the white racism talk, but he boldly told them he has never experienced racism his whole life.

When he attempted killing himself, the black cops that came to the house were search for drug, it was a white man that carried him on his shoulder and then drove him to the hospital. Else he would have died that day.

My problem with these whole racial discrimination awareness is that, you're teaching the black kid that the white man is superior to him that's why he discriminates against him.

By now we ought to have outgrown this bullshit. If a white man pushes you, push him black. The white is so discriminatory, yet the voted a black president twice even though blacks make up less than 15% of the population.

We have to focus on teaching our children how to co-relate with the white, and not how to hate them and run away from them.

For good four years he guided the 8th Senate with wisdom and charisma. We saw decorum in the house from both parties. For what reason exactly do they hate him? Because he kicks against selling Nigeria over to China in the name of foreign loan.

Even in Lossing, he won more heart. Mature and intelligent approach to life. His own in connivance with Fulanis betrayed him because he opposed a dictator of a father who wanted to install his daughter as the governor.
He dared to say that this shouldn't be a family affair.

Well, posterity will be kind on a noble and truthful leader like Sarai. You sir have my love and respect

My advice, if you really think you found gold in this business, go for it but don't quite school. Whenever exam comes up go sit for it. Pay some friends to help you with assignments and attendance. I really don't see the trouble here. At least you'd still graduate with cert while still making money .

Bro go all in for the money mehn. School is a big scam. Just don't quite but graduate with 4th class if that's what it comes to. Best of luck man. Keep making money, thats the only way forward . Don't wait to graduate and be begging for paltry 100k job

tintingz:
You don't have to like them, just treat them like humans.

In all honesty, the lgbqt groups are the big bullies. It's sad how they play the victim card even though we don't give a Bleep about them.
Think Nigeria for instance, as much as the west would want you to believe we are homophobic, bobrisky is still a celebrity racking in following in hundreds of thousands. Nobody has ever harassed him. We just don't care about gays but we want them off our streets. It's an abnormal act and sexual pervasion.

A few things any man can attain to effortlessly attract females:

1. Money. Everybody already know this and every man should be able to make his fair share

2. Handsome looking, this no doubt will attract females just like butterflies on flowers. But we all don't have baby faces, but that is not a problem

3. Good-looking: A guy who has learnt to dress nicely would most assuredly get his fair cut of the pie. You are going to get and keep women. Think about it, regardless of your look, women just can't keep their eyes of you any time you dress nicely. The sauce is the dress.

4. Good physique: yes, a great physique attract women just like it attracts men too. If you don't have money and not so blessed with looks, hit the gym. Give yourself a great shape and dress well and watch the miracle happen in your life.

With this said, no man should come here and complain about girls only loving money bags. You, what are you bringing to the table? Money you don't have, fine to no fine, shape na shapeless . If you were a girl would you date you. Go work on yourself man.

tintingz:
The whites are advanced, prayers didn't brought them to that stage, so keep praying to your imaginary friend in the sky to deliver Africa.

Yeah, sounding like you know a thing . Clearly forgetting that the whites people are very religious people too. The religion we are holding onto they taught us. And in the golden days of Western civilization, when men were still men, not this woke boys around, the people were religious.

The men who built America's civilization were religious. And America was founded on a Judeo-Christian foundation. It all comes down to religion and morality. Conservatism builds strong nations while liberals tear them down. Look into the history of Nations and learn a thing, soy liberal

tintingz:
You're a barbarian then.

So for me not to be a barbarian like you said I must like gays right?

But I don't have to and I won't . Doesn't mean I don't tolerate them as long as the don't shove it to my face

tintingz:
Has your almighty God deliver the blacks in Africa?

The white don't need your God deliverance. Pray for your country first.

Actually the whites do. The real whites hate all these craze. You still wonder why Trump won the election and most assuredly would win again, they hate all these lawlessness in the name of liberalism. And if you really look at it, only a tiny percentage of white indulge in this shit, because sanity means a thing to them.

tintingz:
Most religious people are homophobic, it won't surprise me if the people that did this are religious people.

Yes they are... I'm a religious person and proudly homophobic

Emilokoiyawon:
This sort of violence against gays and lesbians has to stop. If you don't like what they do in their bedrooms I have one question for you:

IS IT YOUR BEDROOM?

Live and let live.

Actually we don't care what they do in their bedrooms. But it seems that room is not large enough, they want to start kissing on the street, live TV programs, trains and buses. Those sights are gory and offensive to my children.

dapadawee:
they have probably forgotten that Trump was in London to impact some senses. Trump is indeed a man of God

Trump...one man mopol..
Reason the MSM hate am die

The truth is that they probably didn't keep their shit to themselves. The main stream media pushes these agenda as though its the only way of life in the west, but to this day, majority of the people are still homophobic. It's still seen as abnormal and the people can't stomach it. Do your thing, we don't have problem with that, but don't try and shove it on our faces. Because Im very sure they were cuddling and frolicking before those guys would react the way they did...spit

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Ranchhoddas:
Feminism is not gender equality. Feminism is demanding for things you don't deserve because you are a woman.

Gbam....lot of people regurgitating the line: misrepresentation of feminism. I think these people don't know jack about modern feminism and what it represents. Nothing equality about their agenda. They just want things handed over to them.

Like the shity women soccer players demanding equal pay as male players, where is the equality in that.

Misslagbaja:
I am a feminist and I am not depressed. Stop being an illiterate.

Yeah, this gender neutral nonsense is already having it toll on women. Currently men who identify as women are completely hijacking the women sport. As it stands, they enter female sport and break all records. Yet, no women yet, not even one can make it in men sport. Yet we continue to hear the crab, gender neutral.

The liberal and far left Democrats would eventually destroy Western civilization with their excesses.

I like how other clubs just don't learn when it comes to Chelsea

MaNyEsq:
This is a classic example of "penny wise, pound foolish." If his car breaks down on the way, he would end up missing the game completely. He should either pay the flight ticket albeit very expensive, drive a better car or stay his butt home and watch it on TV. But to go on such a long distance journey in a "beat up" car is insane. In any case, I wish him good luck because he sure is gonna need it.

If you don't know, you don't know. Did you read the part where it says the journey will be recorded live? The money and subscription that this stunt is going to generate on YouTube is going to worth all the hassle plus thousands more. Check their subscription now, come back after the match

OduduwaYoruba:
Selfish monopoly killed them. The phone is not meant for the poor. Thank God for Google Android that came to rescue the poor from the oppression of Research in motion(Blackberry). It is a big lesson for us all that the poor among us be considered.

Well tell that to Apple that has continued to produce premium products for decades, yet still on top of the food chain.

deltateam:
Funny quotes


1You are angry that you are getting fatter?
When you were busy shouting "THIS IS MY
YEAR OF EXPANSION!!"
You didn't know abi??.
2. A girl born near a door is called Doris
They won't teach you this in school, so tell
me "Thank you!"
3. # LADIES !, When dating a handsome guy,
you have to comment on his pics like "Baby
where did you put the charger ?"
Just to mark your territory.
4. Somewhere in Nigeria, a girl is smelling
her bra to see if she can still wear it after
3days_*
# IbadanGirlsEhn ....
Aunty well done!
5. Nowadays, side chicks have no respect
and fear... They even send regards to the
wife and kids
6. Dad : I noticed you now call me "Dad"
instead of "Papa"...
Daughter : That's because calling you "Papa"
spoils my lipstick
7. Lady 1 : My husband swallowed
paracetamol by mistake, what do I do ?
Lady 2 : Give him headache na... Why waste
the medicine?? # Women_Ehn ??
8. While struggling to find a partner, another
person is in 3 different stable relationships!!
Some people are gifted, I swear!
9. Satisfying a woman is not easy! You will
go and rob a bank and she will ask you why
you robbed Diamond bank instead of Zenith
bank
10. Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother
or father won't ask her where she got it
from!!
But if you give her ordinary belle, just small
belle o, her father, mother, brothers, uncles
and aunties, witches and even her ancestors
will come looking for you... Is this fair?
11. I look at some people sometimes and
ask myself "Who dey kiss this one sef?"
# MyMouthWillNotKillMeOoooo
12. A girl asked me if Liverpool is a series. I
asked her why & she replied "Cos their fans
are always waiting for next season"
13. Have you ever looked so good, that you
don't want to go home yet, because enough
people haven't seen you??
14. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell
him straight forward. Which one is "I don't
know if I can come again oooo, my father is
angry with my mother "
15. I saw a guy today drinking beer at 6:30
am.
I asked him: "Isn't it too early for you to be
drinking ?"
He replied: "Ooh really, at what time do
throats open?"
I just walked away
Now minding my own business
16. WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSION:
Husband: Sorry, I slept with a lot of
prostitutes.
Wife: I said it!!! Your face looks familiar.
Husband fainted
17. On my wedding day, I will call names
when sharing rice. If you don't hear your
name, you will have to tell us who invited
you!
18. You will never see African parents
kissing, hugging or in any form of
romance... But Boom! 11 children... How
come?
19. 40 different pictures, one cloth .
Bros, no vex o, you be merlin?
20. I was just wondering why the GROOM
sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT...
I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING
principles:
INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on
the left..
21. Gone are the days when we break up
and delete our numbers... Now, we will just
be observing ourselves on whatsapp and
Facebook status to see who is surviving..
22. People that were owing Lazarus, I
wonder how they felt when Jesus woke him
up from death...
23. That moment when you look horrible in
a group photo and the person who looks
good refuses to delete it.
24.
To my future kids:
I'm not the one delaying you guys from
coming into this beautiful world, Its your
mum who is still busy dating other people's
husband and giving them your milk. I hope
they don't finish our milk.
25. Some Girls are really poor in romance.
You hit her with a pillow, Boom! She's
chasing you with a knife
26. One thing I've discovered is that as you
grow older, you begin to steal meat from
your Mother's pot with more Confidence.
27. Nobody keeps secret like a Nigerian
travelling abroad for the first time.
The fear of Village people is d Beginning of
survival
28. Whether na dem dey rush you,or na you
dey rush dem, don't rush into someone's
relationship or marriage else dem go rush
you go hospital
29. Facebook should try showing us people
you may avoid* not only people you may
know.... Biko
30. If every mother is the Best Mum in the
world, then whose mother goes around at
night bewitching people and pressing
necks??
# I_Wonder_Ooooo ...
31. Shout out to those people that change
the water in garri 2 times before taking it,
hope you wash the one you use in making
Eba?
32. Continue doing "Fat is Bae"
Continue ooo...
Don't go and lose weight...
Until they use bangles to propose to you

This is so hilarious. Maybe you should make a separate thread with meme. I can't stop laffing

saheedbadmus:
arsenal na disgrace jare..4-1 too much..a childhood friend of mine stop following arsenal officially yesternyt..

Wait until they beat Burnley 5:1

Bloooody:
if Chelsea nor win arsenal make I die this night!

Jesus , this is bloooody

Godoverevery:
So what are you suggesting we do .....stop dem from practicing Islam or we should just kill them all....... and pls can you explain to me why the Muslim in the west and south aiin't bombing themselves up for the same Islam or are they the inspiration deeply buried in the religion like you claim.

You said you're a Christian but I find it hard to believe. Christians have no business trying to stop Muslims from practicing their faith, instead it's the Muslims who go about burning down churches and Christian communities.

Talking about killing them all, now you're sounding like the Muslim I suspected you are. The question should be yours to answer, what do you suggest we do? Fold our hands and watch them kill our gruesomely murder our people and forcefully take over their land?

No, you tell me what we should do? We should sing the praises of Islam even as its faithfuls cast terror in our heart.

Don't be a bloody hypocrite.