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oyinbo85:
JEEEEEZ! u must be insane. stop insulting me. i dont have any issue with Ibos or non-Ibos! I just answered the question fstranger1 asked if my boyfriend is Ibo and I answered he is not. So just to please all the Ibos should i answer he is Ibo even though he is not?

You got that wrong, u don't need to please Ibos, Ibos deserve better than u.

tigerpawss:
Congrats

Thanks tigerpawss, what happened to ur posts?

oyinbo85:
too bad

Yea too bad, you be used and passed on to another non-Ibo man, what else are u good for?

oyinbo85:
from here

Oh ok!! I actually thought u have a decent brain, sadly u are one of those public toilets who can't be bothered to use their brain.

oyinbo85:
Any Nigerian tribe is good to marry, except Ibos; they practice cannibalism and he may try to use you for money making rituals. Also, it is customary in Iboland to have their first child killed. So be careful if he is Ibo.
thats all i know about Ibos. Got to know just 10 minutes ago.

Where did you read that from?

fstranger1:
Face me, I know a lot about Ibos

Dont intimidate our Oyinbo sisters

@Oyinbo, you see typical Ibo mentality? They are all just like this dimwit, justwise.

I face pple i consider human beings, sorry you are far from one, so i wouldn't waste my time with a 'thing'

oyinbo85:
sorry for my english. im not a native speaker
[quote author=oyinbo85 link=topic=585869.msg7538144#msg7538144 date=1295098221]Im not [/b]British, staying in UK though. And hopefully my BF[b] is not Ibo neither

[/quote]What do you know about Ibos?

oyinbo85:
@fstranger1
thanks, i didnt like Mrs Chima from the start. She must be Ibo then
Im not British, staying in UK though. And hopefully my BF is not Ibo neither
Let me know ASAP how it goes with the oracle
@Jenifa_thats cheating for me too. its just that im stupidly in love blah blah blah so i find excuses for him and it appears to me that its not something not understandable that he still had some feeling for her since they only break up because he left nigeria and they lost contact. my exes are not random guys for me too anymore so i was trying to understand. but i dont approve of it and the fact that i forgave him doesnt change how much i was hurt.im afraid confronting him wont help cause he is obsessed with his privacy. instead of telling me why he is keeping them there he will start telling me off for going through his things. i wouldnt be happy neither if he was checking my bag, and even when he calms down he would tell me they have been there for ages and he even forgot that he had them. thats the answer i think i would get. but in what way else could i get to know?he knows that i wouldnt tolerate cheating. i told him just yesterday as ive been advised that if i catch him cheating again i will leave him. i also told him that if we are married and he misbehaves i wont turn a blind eye to it and tolerate it and our life would just become hell cause i would be nagging him all the time. then he said he knows that and that he is too old just to play around and that he wants to get his life straight now.

Now u are getting ur knickers in a twist

megletters:
Hello everyone, I have an open question. Honestly, do nice guys finish last?
I had a friend once & she told me that the current boyfriend in her life was not really supposed to be 'the one'.
You see, what happened was she had like two 'toasters' at the same time. The first was a cool, gentle, quiet guy who'd rather watch and study her for a while, deciding to pick one right time and moment to tell her how he felt about her, indulging in buying her roses, chocolates & what have you, sharing jokes with her. But ma guy who came second was louder, more 'whats-up' kinda guy & perhaps bolder. He quickly took his chance and asked her out on a proper date & before we knew it, a relationship blossomed. This no.1 guy has now slackened to the background.
I am wondering, do nice guys really finish last?

They do, women start looking for 'nice guy' when they have been used by 'bad guy', the nice guy pick up the pieces. Sad but true

@Ujujoan

What made you think that ALL Nigerian men cheat? You must have tasted all of them to reach that conclusion.

queensmith:
yea, because the men in arab countries are sick! they like having sex with men and children!

and they only do the tightenin before they get married so they dont get stoned!

a vjay will only lose tone if the woman gives birth, has a REALLY LARGE partner (in which case her partner wont even feel it) or has a disorder.
Vjajays dont losen up like the way u dudes like to describe it! its the cocks that are too small!

Yea. . .keep saying that to urself, we all know the truth.

queensmith:
taken!

but the rest still stands!!!

It doesn't stand, [b]S[/b]ome have a loose one, i mean really loose one, don't even deny it. In some Arab countries they go under the knife to tighten it up.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=586158.msg7537115#msg7537115 date=1295082186]Justwise,

So basically what you are saying that a married woman can't be a virgin?[/quote]Hard to believe.

queensmith:
No, we will know the person is chatting excreta! unless the woman has a medical condition! The vjayjay is made of muscle and isnt subject to becoming 'loose' most of you men just have tiny manlinesses or a history of fckin children!

Can you take that back? That is very sick. I'm offened by that.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=586158.msg7537080#msg7537080 date=1295081684]Excuse you, Justwise? You saying Nigerian women or any women in 21st Century can't be virgins? What do you mean? Can you elaborate please?[/quote]Calm down! I'm talking about a married woman claiming to be a virgin.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=586158.msg7537071#msg7537071 date=1295081573]Justwise,

Why do you think everyone is screwing? If UNMARRIED people can fornicate how come MARRIED people can't be virgins?[/quote]You can preach that to a month old baby not me.

yakoyo1:
anything can happen mary was married and she was a virgin

Indeed, thats Mary, we are talking about a Nigerian woman in 21 century.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=586158.msg7537019#msg7537019 date=1295080863]Yes! I am a virgin and proud! You know not everybody screwing.[/quote]. . .and ur married?

Imeobong:
@ Justwise,

Please help check this out for me, I don't want to be scammed this new year, fellow nairalanders, especially guys that are residing in Canada, I need your advise ple.
Thanks

The first thing u have to ask urself is this? Did you enter for any Canadian visa lottery? Is there anything like Canadian green card program?

If you are asked to log in to check if u are a winner, log on with which detail? Don't even waste ur time on that

queensmith:
Is that what you guys tell yourselves to make yourselves feel better??
@ poster- we all love a huuge cock! If anything because its genuinly attractive! lol
but most *insert nationality here* men with big cocks still cant beat it! so it totally defeats the purpose!
Theres soo many other things the both of you can get into so you can both enjoy sex. He can wear a ring, I daresay i saw one of those manliness elongating thingies that he can strap onto the head of his cock, and you guys can still fool around orally- which is much more enjoyable.
So you should research different things you can do to both enjoy sex more, Im sure plenty of women are married to small cocks and still manage to have fun!gd luck!

If a man started this thread and complain about how inelastic his wife/gf kitty is, the ladies here will jump to eat him raw, but apparently having a bigger 'mojo' is now a requirement for a successful rela/ship.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=586158.msg7536993#msg7536993 date=1295080434]Well, I am a virgin and I look like I am five years old. Some of us are blessed with the youth gene.[/quote]You are a virgin and Mrs.Chima?

chika98:
LOL amazing how the men are sympathetic towards this Guy and someone is quick to imply that you maybe loose? No amount of tightness will help a 10 year old sized man. If you like be with virgin Mary herself.

Seeing as you're so in love then I will say stick to oral and toys. But doing That for the rest of your life though? Plus you haven't even had children yet. Damn! Worst nightmare there.

I'm not feeling sorry for the guy cos there is nothing he can do to grow a bigger one, what seems too small to a particular lady may be normal to another, its pointless trying to get him worked out for something he got no control over just as its pointless dumping a gf cos she got a lager kitty, love the person and find other ways to get sweaty.

You are a virgin? ok

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=586158.msg7536895#msg7536895 date=1295078337]come on, be nice. the OP would have left him a long time ago if that was d case.
besides you probably will be here with your own thread if you found yourself in love with a boobless/butt less babe. [/quote]I wouldn't, i have dated one b4 and the rela/ship did not end cos of the size of her kitty. If he is lazy, overweight, rude and all that then she can fight to change him but when it come to the size of 'mojo' what will he do? Buy one?

yakoyo1:
@Justwise, my reaction was just spontaneous because i never expected it. He noticed because he was expecting me to react. I felt bad as well, because we love each other and I can't imagine leaving him

Well. . its going to be a tough one, like some pple said here already, there are far too many ways of having a gr8 intimacy without bothering about size.

Even if he has that of a horse with low confident, he can't satisfy u, i hope it works out for both of u since you love each other.

yakoyo1:
Pls I need your advice
I started dating this guy last year april, and he has been the sweetest guy I ever dated in my life. we love each other so much and we are thinking of getting married. But all the while he has been avoiding sex, he has stylishly turned down all my moves. I couldn't take it any longer, I went to stay with him last xmas and did all i could till he finally agreed to have intimacy with me.
I was shocked when I saw his dd.ck, just like a 10 year old boy. he saw my reaction and he felt bad, we made love eventually, but i didn't enjoy it, I guess his confidence was affected + his dd.ck was too small even wen fully erect. I tried to tell him he was good just to boost his confidence, but i think he knows the truth.
I'm really confused, cos I love him very much and i want to marry him, but i love good sex too. Pls I need your advice

You have demoralised him already, you should have known better, he can't grow a bigger one 2moro, he was created like that by God, his confident will be at the lowest level and who knows how he will get over it. Since you have the memory of a big one and probably used to a big one, could it be that ur kitty has lost its grip?

kenny33:
get your epassport within 2 to 3 days contact ay.kenny@ymail.com

Do you work with Nigeria Immigration? Or are u one of those rats making a mess of the system?

kenny33:
this not fake it is an original passport and if yr juststupid brain cant register that then that is your problem

Original without finger print and digital signature? All ur 'sharp' brain know is money and 2 photograph.
Only a cretin like you will bother emailing u.

kenny33:
You people are the comedians here not me, i am offering u what is a fact and u yr dull brains can accept it and u pple hv start your silly argument again(which i dont have to for because i have got work to do) so i dont think i will continue to talk with idiots like U, SO anyone that wants their epassport should contact me on ay.kenny@ymail.com

What job have you got? Selling fake Nigerian e-passport? Poor hungry con-artist.

reindeer:
Does this forum have moderators at all?
It is fast becoming a haven for visa scam runners.

The Mod is trying, its tough job keeping an eye on every post , these low lives are coming in with different IDs.

@hotelbook


You are just wasting ur time here.

You are a well known dubious agent with far too many IDs here

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=578355.msg7466025#msg7466025

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=579690.msg7466030#msg7466030

tigerpaws:
that got me LMBO

He is from auto section too with another ID there.

@koromoto

70% got visa through which way?