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vivyval:
Happy New year to all nairalanderssss. Slimmy05, OjaP, DeeTus,Justwise, Imperiouxx,warriboy21,Bigfrancis, and the rest too numerous to mention. Thanks for all ya support. Success to everyone going to US this spring..I wish us all success in the interview. May the glory of the Lord overshadow the VO, until he/she issues the golden white paper. Amennnn.

Happy new year and all the very best.

This is fine as long as..

1.. officials will not be receiving travel allowances

and

2. Reduce the number of officials accompanying players to a tournament.

jamex93:
The rate at which people involve in this masturbation immortality is quite alarming.

OK the story goes like this:

Like 2 to 3 years back I was walking down the road I just noticed this pure water P-Cup van it was mowing very slow and heading my direction
I was like this driver ''no dey see abi waiting dey worry am ''

When the van got closer I noticed that the driver was looking down with one hand controlling the van and the other one down wards.

So I stopped to know what was distracting his attention to my surprise when the van got closer I notice he was doing something down there I was like this can't be what am thinking so I went closer and I was surprised to see the whole junior out, the man was totally enjoying his thing I was confused and I just left the place


Same thing happened 3days ago I went to the market to get some stuffs so I stopped by a shop and I was like where the owner of this shop dey.

So I hear a voice from the inside of the shop asking me what I want to buy, so I try to find out 'who dey talk', so I saw someone whose cloth is up and he was trying to drag up his trousers he did not want to come out, he never wanted me to know what he was doing but I had to call him out and to my greatest surprise, this old man had a can of Vaseline in he's hand and her was dragging his trousers.

I was like waht ! This old man too?

Am just confused and I really want to know why people masturbate even the married ones.

Sorry for the long story.

You must be a self-servicer yourself because you put a great effort into it..not condemning wankers though

terrywales:
Happy new year to Mr Wip, Justwise, godsong,daway and all the member of this forum. I wish you a fruitful year ahead.

Wishing you the very best this year

FaithVoke:
You can stay up to 6 months on a visiting visa regardless of length of validity. You don't need to inform the UKBA. Try not to give them too many explanations at the airport though especially if it's your first time. Just stick with the 2 weeks you intended.

Actually that is not true, what will you be doing in the uk for 6 months as a visitor or tourist?

Staying longer than indicated on your application form will cost you the next renewer.

just2okworld:
Family section ...God bless thorpido,funjosh,idowuogbo,misspicy and bellong
,u all made my year a blissful one




Travel section...monchouchou,justi4jesu,justwise,samhay,God bless you guys IJN

Special thanks goes to justwise for being a super moderator,your high sense of discipline and integrity is respected from afar,more grease to ur elbow

All the very best this new year.

VickyRotex:
Travels Section over and over again.

Justwise, thanks for being a great Mod handling that section. And thanks to the people I learnt from in that section.

Health, Politics, Career.

God Bless Se.un for creating such a great forum.

I'm a living testimony of the great things one I can make of this forum.

Happy New Year in Advance to all Nairalanders.

Thank you, happy new year and God bless.

Ghostscript:
Travel section God Bless Justwise n Wip7

Bless you too, have a great new year

diva90:
And what's wrong with being generous enough to help her? She's asking for 15k not 50k. You claim you have interest in someone but you can't help them. So basically people who do not yield to your requests promptly are not eligible to get your help. Maybe she's even testing you and you are about to fail woefully

Testing him to know if he has money before saying yes?

chigoziri7:
thanks for pointin that out. That's y I stated in one of my previous post that I cud not remember if chigoziri was asked durin her interview or not.

Anyway lots of advice has been given on the issue so she can think it tru and follow her heart not forgetting to pray very well too


justwise:


chigoziri case is out of the picture here, she categorically lied at the interview when asked if she was pregnant then letter sent a letter the embassy stating her intent to use the visa for child birth...that is a clear case of misrepresentation.

Its not the same case with the one we are discussing.


Dear Justwise - Good day and compliments of the season. I dont know if you remember the posts above last year. Ok, now i want to go back for another VISA...this time not for birthing purposes...just for vaction and training. I am not pregnant as well, baby girl is a year plus. ...so far, we been to 2 european countries and now i want to go for a visa. I am wondering, is there a possibility of being rejected? Assuming they ask why the visa is cancelled, ofcourse I will be honest to say i lied . Please let me know what your thoughts especially on how i should respond.

Thank you and happy new year

chigoziri nice to see you here again. Obviously your previous immigration record will show up but as you rightly pointed out giving an honest answer will make a huge difference. Nobody can say categorically if you will be given or not but honesty will be an added advantage.

Happy new year in advance

phaara:
doubt for what??

That they will ask you to bring another TB test result.

phaara:
done in August didnt know that time that paper work will take so much time and now TB expuring in feb 6th

we will apply and send document maybe till 20th january and expiring tb on 6th
would it (TB report) be okay?

You can submit it if they have problem with it you will be asked to submit another one but I really doubt.

AKO1:
This is a common misconception. It applies in a lot of other countries but not in the US.

For a US work visa, the company needs to prove that they'll pay you in a range suitable to the position and comparable to what they would pay an American.

They do this through the Labour Condition Application, or LCA, which would also affirm that current workers would not be adversely affected by the employment of a foreigner - that's different from saying you couldn't find an American .

In almost all instances, companies can find Americans; there are only a few jobs in the world that are so specialized that not one in 300 million+ Americans won't be able to do. In fact, the whole H-1B visa system has been criticized for many years and for many reasons, including that it displaces skilled Americans especially in tech.

It's the same thing, both of you are saying the same thing but in a different way.

phaara:
Hello justwise portsmouth & everyone i need help please guide me
i have a questions

please advise justwise & all

we will applying online hopefuly before 10th of jan 2016 and then will send documents to sheffield
but my TB test expiring on 6th feb 2016
so is it okay applying with this Tb test report

When did you do the TB test?

Edward09:
Pals, please what is ur view about this story ;
"a guy got a job for a friend in london, a woman need someone to keep her home ,he caled d guy from nigeria to comeover to UK through this. " is it ?

Not possible and he will not get a visa for that. Sounds very dodgy

Ferraricash:
Good work @justwise, please I need your advice on this. My 3yrs old daughter is travel with my mum to the UK being their first attempt, what documents do I prepare for my daughter as my mum's own ain't a problem but my daughter. And i was told something abt getting a passport for a child must reflect either in the child mother's passport or the passport. Thanks for ur good work here

You mean documents for visa application or document they need to travel with?

praxisnetworks:
Justwise you are a leader in here.... Please lead.

Follower please follow my lead

Hampy:
The fact that you didn’t respond to his post does not mean another person wouldn’t. At least Babanila has tried his best to respond. When we tell people to read from page one to page three hundred and something before they can decipher an answer to a simple question, we’re not being fair on them. At least we should endeavour to answer their immediate questions first (If we can) and then advise them to read up on previous posts for them to fully understand the process. No be “When you are really ready read this thread because all the info is here”. That kind of response would make anyone feel stupid. Although I know that’s not your intention.

Help him answer the question

RedCapChief:
Your reputation precedes you, dear justwise.
Even you know that

I got no clue what you are on about

euroboy95:
mr man are you his god? Must every one make it in nigeria? Do you know whether Op future lie in abroad.if nigeria is all that good and can matchup with first word status then come back here,I know some one like you would be flying with a foreign passport that's not our green passport that's disgrace,I will never forget the insult I receive at santiago airport in chile because of my identity even at turks and cacoise island,and your here preaching nigeria and your family balalala may be your family is among those shearing the ill gotten loot from the public fund meant for the poor masses.Nigeria as a country is in coma for years after independence waiting to be pronounced dead.government after government its getting worst and your hear preaching for the youngman that got opportunity not to go and try his luck,see Mr justwise just mind the way you adress some questions here because your not really matured and groomed for that, I expect you to tell the young man avenues to legalise his stay over their at europe when he comes with tourist visa,not to come and discourage him.That's one problem with we africans especilly nigerians we find it very hard to help our brothers in need genuinelly.The way indians and especailly chinese co operate marvels me a lot that's why they are far more ahead of us africans(nigeria).

You are really full of it and very very ignorant, Reading this garbage you typed shows how little you know about anything let a lone being an illegal immigrant in Europe or surviving with visiting visa.

They don't hate you because of your identity they hate you because of your reputation around the world.

If lying to yourself makes you happy then why not enjoy it but i will always tell people the truth no matter how biter it is.

castrol180:
If you know there is no idea to share then why not remain mute and desist from giving vulgar reply which had become part of you or must you reply to all issues. Are you the only one in the house...

Now i see why people have responded to your post, keep waiting and good luck.

RedCapChief:
I don't know if you are being cynical, but i will indulge you.
Even the mighty Oxford University has a fully-funded MSc. program in African studies + stipend. This is just one of many. Many smaller universities across the EU are begging citizens of developing countries to come and study.
See link below:
[url]http://www.africanstudies.ox.ac.uk/scholars[url]

What is cynical about my question?

RedCapChief:
Clearly, the op has invested a lot of time and money in this venture and he is already determined to travel. My only worry is that the height of winter is approaching and this is the worst time for experimentation. @op, can you go have a look-around and come back. Yes, illegal migrants survive, particularly those who can do something with their hands, but it is very very hard. Having to learn another language is even harder.

I know of a fellow who went to Greece, crossed into Italy and finally made it to the UK where he was able to learn plumbing and certification (with a 'borrowed' passport. Today, he is doing good. All these happened after serial setbacks and even a stint in jail.
My cousin and his wife hustled from Greece to Austria and now they have legal stay in Dublin, but this happened a long time ago. So, it happens
Maybe you consider what claremont said about the French Foreign Legion. That seems pretty dope.

But the best way to leave Nigeria with the best outcome is education. Do you have a degree? There are several universities in Europe (e.g Holland) and the UK that are willing to pay you to come and study some ridiculously vague post-graduate course like 'International Policy' or 'African Development'. Japan has a program like this if you are willing to study anything they give you. You may meet a nice Japanese girl and birth lovely biracial children. They will pay for your ticket, tuition and even give you a living stipend. That way, you will have time to look around and consider what your next move should be.

You only live once. Live wisely.

Please can you name one such school?

euroboy95:
God will surelly bless you for this comment,people are here talking all sorts of rubbish because they are not in nigeria to fill the harshness of the economy and the entire socail political sphere of the country.those against his travelling to europe do you know how much he must have spent to get the visa and flight ticket,and your hear advising him to go and come back to this useless and wicked country that does not know the value of human life,we are just living like in the state of nature in this country without basic fundamental human rights.bro if you travel to europe,find any possible means to legalise your stay(papers)over their.God in haven will surelly make a way for you in europe,believe and pray always.

If there is one person here talking rubbish is you. My mum and all elder brothers and sisters are still living in Nigeria and I visited Nigeria last March. I have other family members who made their millions right there in Nigeria. Only one of them came to the UK for studies sponsored by his company and went back at the end, the rest studied and got their jobs in Nigeria.

If you think that coming to Europe to fraudulently look for paper is the answer then you are more naive than you can imagine.

Pray to God indeed while at the same time committing crime.

cozybunch:
No need go back and forth. That there are cameo activities with consulate offices in foreign lands does not make passport application process done from country of origin. Yes there may be processes done here an there from more active mission.

However, processing a passport application, applications made in nigeria in u.k is so on head off, is abysmal to hear off. Unless there are technical issues or a background check of some sort.

Good Luck.

I don't know why you found this shocking to believe, spouse visa applicants are told to send their documents to the UK while the embassy in Nigeria collect application form, biometric details and TB results.

If you can't think or see reason why they do that let me give you one... it saves them a lot of money, rather than buying passport machines for all their foreign missions around the world and employing staff to work there they buy a few and employ staff in the UK to process those applications and send back to foreign missions.

cozybunch:
First time of me hearing passport application is processed from country of origin, what is the embassy for them?

Her application will only go to the home office if identity theft is dictated. Unless u.k operates differently from most consulate office. Even Nigerian consulate office in foreign countries treat passport application within the office.

I don't know if by opening up the more will make you understand the two way steps stated earlier are correct.

Will not go back and forth with you on this again. I solidly know what am writing and they can do what they want.

Good Luck

Again not true, the UK process passport applications and some visa applications in Sheffield.

Not all Nigerian missions abroad process passport application in the embassy, it has to be done in Abuja, Hong Kong being one of them.

cozybunch:
I do understand where you are coming from, am going to outline both processes, with a very good analytical view, they can make a decision on what is best for them.

JUSTWISE: Apply for her passport which will trigger identity check

Result: passport application in progress

Pitfalls: identity check will trigger first, originality of her documents. The consulate office will run her check and send information to home office who does extensive check (duration unknown)

If originality found credible, investigation on the imposter begins (duration unknown)

Arrest made, case closed, passport reissued (Good, 2 steps duraction, unknown)

COZYBUNCH: Report identity situation if any via online, certified post address and follow up with phone calls.

Results: investigation in progress

Pitfalls: Duration, unknown

No passport application yet till investigation is over

Arrest made, case closed, passport reissued. (Good, 1 step duraction unknown)

They can make their decision based on this two hypothesis.

Good Luck.

The two sections in bold are incorrect.

1. Passport application submitted in Nigeria is sent directly to the UK for processing and not by The consulate office in Nigeria.

2. She will not be reissued any passport because there is no passport application in progress before the investigation, she has to apply and wait for the outcome making the whole process 2x longer.