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Health › Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by kalvoken(m): 8:44pm On Apr 23, 2020*

This table you are shaking..

Many men are cashing out on it o. Don't cast men's format

My hand no dey there o

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Nairaland General › Is Whatsapp Really Secured??? by kalvoken(op): 6:54pm On Apr 23, 2020

This is making it the third times that I would be logged out of my whatsapp account, despite my setting up the 3 step verification process.

The Sim card I used in registration is on another phone so the phone is always with me and never did I receive any verification code from whatsapp when my account is tried on another phone. I only saw a warning "verification code was requested for your account, if you didn't initiate this don't share with anyone". Still yet the person succeeded in logging my account into another phone.

Guys come to my rescue o.

*Lalasticlala*

Health › Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by kalvoken(m): 9:33am On Apr 23, 2020

Hmm. I'm yet to see where you made a thread asking inviting us to your 40 secs pleasure, now you making a thread because you are in trouble.

You went raw with a girl you met on fb,Tueh!

O. Y. O

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Education › Re: Angry Zambian Father Slaps His Son Over Poor Result After Paying $21k As Tuition by kalvoken(m): 9:29am On Apr 23, 2020

Fastestmanalive:
How my child should come back for holiday after spending 21k USD on school fees

You no well, I swear

grin

Romance › Re: Should I Lend My Boyfriend Money? by kalvoken(m): 4:16pm On Apr 22, 2020

Margy:
Give him 20k or even 15k. He will not die!

Babe... irrespective you need to save!... don't be like Melinda of the movie Acrimony

But Melinda's case is different.

She always had a problem with being patience, always angry. Dude never lied to her but woman will always be a woman.

Health › Re: COVID-19 Toll: United States Records Over 2,400 Deaths In 24 Hours(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 4:05pm On Apr 22, 2020

voltron14:
So pandemics cannot be natural?

Etinosa1234:
what's with u and conspiracy theories

Don't mind me, this lock down is really affecting my mode of thinking. My head is almost blowing up. I'm just tired of being home all day doing nothing. To sleep is now the most difficult thing I do all day.

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Health › Re: COVID-19 Toll: United States Records Over 2,400 Deaths In 24 Hours(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 10:39am On Apr 22, 2020*

Two thins are involved in this Pandemic.

Either the world powers decided to de-populate the whole world by inventing this Armageddon virus

Or this is just a power tussle between them world powers.

For over 3 to 4 months now and no one has been able to come up with the cure for this thing? Come on, there is more to this.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Way Out Of COVID-19! - By TB Joshua by kalvoken(m): 9:20am On Apr 22, 2020

Lighthammer:
My comment is neutral
moses prayed for intervention and God heard him,sure if u go back and read that passage you will understand that it was God himself who caused what happen to the isrealite and when moses prayed to him,he had to listen
but look at this?did God made the virus and weaponized it?

Hmm, interesting!

Literally, you are telling me that god only solves the problem he started huh

My God must is not like that o.

Politics › Re: Adamu Adamu To Replace Abba Kyari As Buhari’s Chief Of Staff - Sahara Reporters by kalvoken(m): 10:07pm On Apr 21, 2020

smartblu:
At what age would the youth become leaders of tomorrow

When Jesus returns.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Way Out Of COVID-19! - By TB Joshua by kalvoken(m): 9:46pm On Apr 21, 2020

OyinO:
God is not in any church in Nigeria. The closedown of churches is the concrete proof to what I'm saying.

Religious activities were closed worldwide. This has nothing to do with Nigeria or not.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Way Out Of COVID-19! - By TB Joshua by kalvoken(m): 9:16pm On Apr 21, 2020

Adakintroy2:
You don't know tithes was the tax of their day. Or you don't know the laws were the constitution then.

If you don't know this things what do you really know?

And the tithes were paid to Moses?

Bros haba na

Christianity Etc › Re: The Way Out Of COVID-19! - By TB Joshua by kalvoken(m): 8:55pm On Apr 21, 2020

Adakintroy2:
Moses was the government of his day or was there any other government Moses was answerable to.

Moses government huh

Bros what version of the Bible do you read?

Autos › Re: Willy Anumudu Is Dead by kalvoken(m): 3:50pm On Apr 21, 2020

kozmokaz:
Despite how brief the stuff was, you still couldn't read through?

Health › Re: Good News In Italy: Church, Cemetery Filled With COVID-19 Bodies Is Empty(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 3:43pm On Apr 21, 2020

Death has lost its respect. I can recall a time when the news of death scares the shit out of people, to the extent that you can not walk alone in the night when sent on an errand.

May God heal the world of this Pandemic.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Way Out Of COVID-19! - By TB Joshua by kalvoken(m): 2:17pm On Apr 21, 2020*

First church service after the Corona Pandemic:

Me: seating in the church

Businessmen of god: let's give offerings to thank god for the end of Corona Pandemic and also that it did not claim our lives.

Me: will just.....

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Way Out Of COVID-19! - By TB Joshua by kalvoken(m): 2:17pm On Apr 21, 2020

When the children of Israel where being bitten by snakes, Moses prayed to God for interventions and he did.

Now we have Corona killing people like never before and all our business men of god are saying is that it's government problems and not theirs.

This is something that has hindered the everyday worshipping of God(in the church).

Many were really called but just few were chosen.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Way Out Of COVID-19! - By TB Joshua by kalvoken(m): 2:16pm On Apr 21, 2020*

The man said the virus is as a result of human error on research. The same man said that it a biblical word/prediction coming to pass.

If it's God's/bible words coming to pass then it should not be seen as an error, but a fulfillment of the prophecy.

These Businessmen of god should not be given mic to talk, after their last prophecy on the covid-19 Pandemic never came not to talk of passing.

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Travel › Re: Sinkhole Appears In The Middle Of A Road In Ogbor Hill, Aba, After Heavy Rain by kalvoken(m): 8:05pm On Apr 20, 2020

delegiwa:
Oga, a sinkhole is not man made. Has nothing to do with the contractor or the Governor. You can research a bit more on it before selling my state biko. We know the Governor no dey try but he did not cause this one please.

LOL. Nna steeti unu n'awu ndi men(Igbos) n'ala.

Politics › Re: Farewell To Abba Kyari By Adams Oshiomhole by kalvoken(m): 10:30am On Apr 20, 2020

tunary:
Guy i suppose buy you cat fish pepper soup. your head get better oil. Nigeria leaders deserve to die and die again because of their greed selfishness and wickedness. we are all equal, nobody is greater than anyone in this world

LOL for this coro holiday. I swear I no go mind o.

Politics › Re: Farewell To Abba Kyari By Adams Oshiomhole by kalvoken(m): 7:40am On Apr 20, 2020

Why are we this hypocritical in nature?

Someone who when he was alive stocked up the resources meant for we all, for his personal and family use. He neglected us all as if we are nobody, he even had to host his birthday party in abroad so that those who que under the sun/rain to vote them won't benefit in whatsoever way.

Then he dies and you want me, as hungry as I am, to start crying and mourning and drain off the little blood in me with sadness. How many of them polithiefcians mourn the death of commoner? So if femi adishina or Lai Mohammed should die today, you would expect me to mourn too?

Keep fooling yourself

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Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by kalvoken(m): 8:52pm On Apr 19, 2020

It's not hard to detect jealous when you see one. Most of these so called old team players just aren't happy to see small boy of Ronaldo work hard to surpass their records. So they prefer to have a particular artifact who never lives the shrine have all the accolades.

Well we have their types scattered all over. A similar case is that of Buhari and Gej, the zombies chose him but are all on regrets now.

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Travel › Re: Sinkhole Appears In The Middle Of A Road In Ogbor Hill, Aba, After Heavy Rain by kalvoken(m): 8:43pm On Apr 19, 2020

But why always abia state? Always tarnishing the image of Igbos.

Emuruha ihe a eme?

Imagine a supposed drainage way being covered with a mere coalter. Chei, inhumanity at its peak

On behalf of all we Igbos, I dash OUT abia state to yoruba. We are better off with just 4 states.

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Food › Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by kalvoken(m): 8:25pm On Apr 15, 2020

Just use #50 fetch water, buy up to 500 maggi. Then share the rest 1450 for others. I know you how to handle the rest.

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Food › Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by kalvoken(m): 8:24pm On Apr 15, 2020*

Op congrats! You have just qualified for the palliatives from Nigerial government. I heard that the requirement is just for you not to have up to 5k for akant.

You might even get double of the money to be shared, that means another 3k for you to make another type of soup to last for two weeks. You have covered one month like this o.

Another congratulations to you.

E no go better for poverty-19 virus.

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Didn't Wear Face-Mask. EU Delegates Wore FaceMasks As They Meet by kalvoken(m): 9:58am On Apr 15, 2020

brudiga:
Because the face is a mask itself

If you know you know

Health › Re: Can Pepper, Lime, Ginger Cure Coronavirus? (Fact Check) by kalvoken(m): 9:52am On Apr 15, 2020

Agberooo:
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You can never hate that guy reach me.

I can smell his comment from afar and it makes me wanna puke.

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Food › Re: What Food Items Are Taboo In Your Traditional Nigerian Culture? by kalvoken(m): 7:04pm On Apr 14, 2020

Pierced:
Ugbaike

Wow. Imufu!

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Food › Re: What Food Items Are Taboo In Your Traditional Nigerian Culture? by kalvoken(m): 6:59pm On Apr 14, 2020

Pierced:
Dogs.

Modified......I am from Enugu state. Enugu Ezike. According to what I heard..... If u knowingly eat dogs.....u will av rashes in ur tongue and ur lips.

Which side in Ezike-oba?

Romance › Re: Mention The Lies Your Ex Told You by kalvoken(m): 12:53pm On Apr 14, 2020

What is lie, the only lie I know of is our minister of misinformation.

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Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by kalvoken(m): 12:32pm On Apr 14, 2020

Eberechi24:
Making plans for the next available pusssy. As dem don announced another two weeks lock down, bobo dey make plans for new pussy for next two weeks.

New week, new soup.

Prayer ni prayer ko

Hmmm. Your lips

Foreign Affairs › Re: Pollution Dropped, Himalayas Visible In India After 30years From 125miles(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 9:04am On Apr 14, 2020

This guy explorers must be a co-owner of naira land.

He knows how and when to beautify the front page with his topics.

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Politics › Re: Video Of Buhari Announcing The Extension Of Lockdown In Lagos, Ogun And FCT by kalvoken(m): 8:07pm On Apr 13, 2020

Uncle lalasticlala you fall my Hand o.

With all this hunger wey dey ground na im I go come waste my little mb on that lifeless man's speech huh

Nah!

BTW, since access bank is yet to donate any kobo to the government, the money should and must be shared to we the victims of the Pandemic(yes na, we dey suffer so we are). I know you guys can charge for even visiting the bank premises, so the money is there.

You must never make the mistake of wiring the money to Buhari aza!!!. Likewise fidelity bank. Unless you guys want to loose a customer just like zenith bank. I done slim for head already.

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