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SportsRe: Benedict Ugwu Sacked As Manager During Nigeria Premier League Match by kalvoken(m): 1:00pm On Nov 29, 2019
Bluezy13:
Emery is next
It has happened
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Eintracht Frankfurt : Europa League (1 - 2) - Live by kalvoken(m):
Sunisonflex39:
are u Emery brother... don't allow thunder to fire u
I dodge am. Bros no too vex na, like arsenal like Nigeria. Always from one bad coach to a worse one.

Any Nigerian supporting arsenal is guaranteed heaven, una don suffer.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Eintracht Frankfurt : Europa League (1 - 2) - Live by kalvoken(m): 10:33pm On Nov 28, 2019
VanTee20:
Oluwa wa.
Amin!
Arsenal has been turned to equipment by EMERITUS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Eintracht Frankfurt : Europa League (1 - 2) - Live by kalvoken(m): 10:31pm On Nov 28, 2019
Sunisonflex39:
see stadium... Emery out
You think I am the problemhuh

I am not, we as a team work hard to see that our things change. We just need time, we are playing a good football. Result is the only difference.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Eintracht Frankfurt : Europa League (1 - 2) - Live by kalvoken(m): 10:28pm On Nov 28, 2019
Chubhie:
Arsenal 1 Frankfurt 2
Jesuuu!!!
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Visits Kibera, Africa's Largest Slum (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:08pm On Nov 28, 2019
Southwest and urban slum na 5 & 6.

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Mocks Stella Dimoko Korkus: 'I Discredit You All The Time’ by kalvoken(m): 10:52am On Nov 28, 2019
Wow! I just secured a multimillion contract after watching this video. Thanks to Op and the Mods.


May una goodluck not be wasted as you people wasted my data for me.

RomanceRe: Your Encounter With A Stingy Partner? by kalvoken(m): 11:05pm On Nov 27, 2019
Trutherme:
You skipped your medication again. Retired bicycle mechanic/fabricator like you.
Lol!
kid, there is dignity in labour. Even as a bicycle fabricator you mistake me for, I ve never begged a dime from any human born of a woman.

Can you boast of any? Now, Run back home before your jobless senior brother finish the food left for you by your mother.

May God bless that woman, she has tried a lot.

Trust me, I will never reply you again. It's a promise.

RomanceRe: Your Encounter With A Stingy Partner? by kalvoken(m): 10:51pm On Nov 27, 2019
Trutherme:
That must be you in the car. Must thugs like you respond to everything. Loser!
You don't know that bank supervisors or manager how much their employees make? Dummy undecided
Calm.down boy, you will make a lot is sense if only you talk with sense. At this point, you didn't say anything sensible.

PoliticsRe: Sowore's Wife, Opeyemi And Supporters Protest In US, Want Him Released by kalvoken(m): 10:40pm On Nov 27, 2019
Officialgarri:
Wailer, even Sowore can never regret kicking out GEJ from that seat. How can we have such a weakling as leader?

This is democracy and anyone can speak out against what he feels isn't right. Sowore did his in an embarrassing manner and he is suffering for it.

We can only pray that Soon, Sowore will be set free!!!!!
Why pray for his release when you think buhari is on the right pathhuh


Walayi, zombiesm is the killest disease.

RomanceRe: Your Encounter With A Stingy Partner? by kalvoken(m): 10:32pm On Nov 27, 2019
Trutherme:
My friend lol! She works in the bank and is very stingy. She makes 85k monthly but has been telling me she makes only 50k monthly because I once paid her yearly rent for her. Luck ran out for her when I ran into my class mate who is a supervisor in the same bank. We started talking and I told him that the bank thing is not working out well for her because she make a paltry 50k and she has been with the bank for over 7 years.

Well, my friend almost fell down while laughing. He said she has been lying to me and that she recently got a raise which will give give her over 90k monthly plus another 15 to 20k from customers monthly. He also told me how much she had in her account and I almost cried undecided undecided
Linus, continue you hearhuh

He told you how much in her account.
Account kor, profit and loss ni.

CrimeRe: Man Strips Naked As Electricity Officials Disconnect His Light by kalvoken(m): 3:02pm On Nov 27, 2019
majamajic:
this should be Lagos

a city with world Highest rate of well dressed mad people assembled from different 6 geopolitical zones !!
grin grin grin ori yi ti ha.
RomanceRe: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Is HIV Positive by kalvoken(m): 8:25am On Nov 27, 2019
calamitous:
Hey guys I need your help regarding this:

My girlfriend and i weren't on talking terms for a while, six months to be precise, but last week she started talking to me all of a sudden and we kinda shared one or two mutual feelings that led, to sex.

But while she was about to leave, I kind of saw some drugs in her bag, when I asked her the purpose of the drugs she replied that they were for infection.

Meanwhile she previously told me that same morning that she needed some money to threat virginal infection. But one occurent led to one another that made me to suspect her only purpose for showing up was to infect me with HIV or some other STDs.

I don't know what to do regarding this issue but I'm planning on dealing with her if i get to find out she infected me with any STD on purpose...

Need advice guys and girls.
So what are the occurrenceshuh You tori is not complete
CareerRe: Is It Proper To Introduce Oneself As Miss Or Mrs? by kalvoken(m): 8:09pm On Nov 25, 2019
Fentanyl:
This is how to ask for extra sheet and still fail exam
I swear, you finished the guy.


Very hazardous reply.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by kalvoken(m): 7:22am On Nov 25, 2019
Smellymouth:
Can't Woodward just sack himself and this dunderhead?
It's getting irritating ..
Manure fans set. How man coaches do you want to employ in a year? grin grin grin

On a serious note, man u is needing pogba now more than anything. If you check, it's only James creating the whole chances.
Car TalkRe: What Are The Advantages Of Getting A Lagos Registered Vehicle Plate Number? by kalvoken(m): 6:56am On Nov 24, 2019
With most if the comments above, you will know why someone dummer than buhari can still win election in Nigeria.

If you don't know anything, you read and go!
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Honoured With The Global Leadership Award by kalvoken(m): 7:15pm On Nov 22, 2019
So that dead meat suya boy has been banned indefinitelyhuh

Nairaland would have known no peace, if he had been active during and after kogi/bayelsa election.

Seeing that guy's comment on any thread annoys the hell out of me.
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PoliticsRe: Cyril Ugwuoke: Pictures As Eze Ayogu Buries His Father by kalvoken(m): 7:45am On Nov 22, 2019
nnanyereugo:
This is about death and not politics, pls be civil...Rip to the dead
Oga forget about civility, that man is a devil incarnate, he has been in the senate for many years. Not even one thing can anyone point out that Ayogueze had done. It was then during election that he came up with the slogan "NKE ANYI KA OYI" ( OUR OWN IS BETTER).
But the man like you read earlier tarred road from the federal road to his house, not even a meter beyond his compound.
FamilyRe: "Last Born": 5 Things You Can Relate To As The Youngest Child by kalvoken(m): 12:01pm On Nov 21, 2019
grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid And Simi Congratulate Burna Boy For Grammy Nomination by kalvoken(m): 6:47pm On Nov 20, 2019
Sweeetheart:
Yorubas with their plain mind and good wishes




congrats to Burna, he deserved it
Tribalism has really eaten deep down an average Nigerian. Plain mind my toes. Plain mind that goes about stabbing their selves home and away.

SportsRe: BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino SACKED By Tottenham by kalvoken(m):
This man should have resigned after last champions league final.



See mourihno, see England (Tottenham).

Na Lampard I dey pity pass, make mourihno no distract am.

SportsRe: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by kalvoken(m): 5:30pm On Nov 17, 2019
Iwobi is a goal
PoliticsRe: INEC's Press Release On Bayelsa And Kogi Elections by kalvoken(m):
I pray APC win BAYELSA state while PDP win KOGI state. Nobody should ask me why.

The two parties failed woefully, so maybe a change of party would help

CelebritiesRe: U.K Man Squanders ₦4.6Billion Lotto, Now Working ₦4,000 Per Hour(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 8:42pm On Nov 16, 2019
Mizwisdom:
Easy money doesn't last
You said?

CelebritiesRe: U.K Man Squanders ₦4.6Billion Lotto, Now Working ₦4,000 Per Hour(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 8:37pm On Nov 16, 2019
Jesus Christ.


I know doesn't have village, so GHETTO PEOPLE DON FINISH THIS GUY.

PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Kinsmen Celebrate PDP’s Defeat by kalvoken(m): 8:32pm On Nov 16, 2019
HacheNoire:
read!
You read instead, out forgot how osibanjo lost his ward to PDP in the last presidential election
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Kinsmen Celebrate PDP’s Defeat by kalvoken(m):
HacheNoire:
It is finished!

When you want to know useless states men, Evaluate their influence in their home state.

Atiku, Obasanjo, Jonathan, Bukola Saraki and the likes
so osibanjo to you is useless abi?

HacheNoire:
read!
You read instead, out forgot how osibanjo lost his ward to PDP in the last presidential election


adelaja70:
DID OSINBAJO LOSE HIS STATE TO PDP!
Yeah he lost his ward to PDP in the last presidential election


Sikay19:
undecided
Where did he mention Osibanjo in his comment? undecided
Reread the comment again
CelebritiesRe: Tuface Tells Blackface To Either Sue Him Or "Shut Up" by kalvoken(m): 1:17pm On Nov 16, 2019
DonBenny77:
Your generations mumu, there something known as giving back to society ask don jazzy, ask akon, mane, Salah. Even tonto dike and annoying bobrisky sef give back to society.
Moronic idiot.
I never said I was less priviledge you fool neither I'm I from lowlife benue state. Mention another popular benue musician àwu.
All I'm saying is the dude doesn't help his people and he is stingy that's a fact. See what davido does for new his new artist not to talk of a brothers whose creative work you copied.....
When they came for shows in the 90s in Ph at hotel presidential wey no money tuface go dey form and blackface go tax men rag thier transport to return to lagos. You dey that time
Infact you be hausa GOAT...
I just pray that your buhari should be the reason for your dementia (that means there is hope for you), but if you have been this unfortunate in reasoning, only God can cure you now.

Trust me, I didn't notice where you mentioned my family, not to talk of paying you back in your own coin. You actually have given up in life that you now have no regards for your family, which makes you talk about someone's family in anyhow. Please try as possible as you can to look for something doing, life is no bed of roses. Tuface is never coming down to help you when you can't even help your self in any way you can

Do your best and leave the rest for your God to handle and not living a BLACK FACED LIFE. YOU didn't make tuface whom he is today, so he owes you nothing bro. Hustle with sense and I promise you, one day and very soon, God will bless your sweat to become sweet.

Have a nice weekend, boy!

CelebritiesRe: Tuface Tells Blackface To Either Sue Him Or "Shut Up" by kalvoken(m): 9:43am On Nov 16, 2019
DonBenny77:
At least you acknowledged it's his song.
Tu face is some talented singer but a selfish basterd though.
All the suffer and death for benue nothing come out.
Music talent development in benue zero.
Hospital/school zero.
Foundation for IDPs zero
Infact charity zero.......fugazy
Mumu, na him be your papa wey go cater for you abi.or your government that should provide basic amenities for you.


No go hustle, keep waiting for made men that would spoon feed you. When he dey hustle, where you dey kwanu?

CrimeRe: Bribe-Taking Policeman Lying To His Colleagues About The Amount He Takes by kalvoken(m): 11:38pm On Nov 14, 2019
sonature1:
Jonathan's annoying lapses made Buhari look like the best fit for the job.
Well, I guess Buhari's elbows is now making daura look perfect for the work.

PoliticsRe: Pictures From Construction Of Enugu State Secretariat Annex, Nsukka by kalvoken(m): 7:12am On Nov 14, 2019
ikpuchinonye1994:
what's your problem with gburugburu.in as much as he has not lived up to expectations, shows that you are a liar..I went to nsuka town recently, I saw roads that that he have built and some projects on going in nsuka town..
Same thing in Enugu city..

when Sullivan was in power, most of his works were in Enugu town and UDI..Other places were neglected.
Oga show us any project going on in NSK TOWN. Mind you, I am from NSK
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Construction Of Enugu State Secretariat Annex, Nsukka by kalvoken(m): 7:09am On Nov 14, 2019
Osagyefo98:
I now see you are paid to spoil the good works of Ugwuanyi.
Mr, stop that nonsense you are saying. Ugwanyi is really not doing anything in Enugu. Unless you are not from Enugu or you just chose to be unreasonable. Don't you see how old park(opposite zenith bank) has been decorated with refuses? Ugbene 2 is an eye sore. Those village theives in NSK town terrorising innocent people in the name of law enforcement nko.

Ordinary NOWAS, the traffic there is always frustrating. I wouldn't want to talk about how crazy the road that passed through abakpa market to Texaco is. Aside from that small kilometres of road he did in NSK. Tell me any other thing he had done that you are calling good work.

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