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youngies:
Ify gi onwe gi dikwa egwu na udi gi nke gi.

Ihe agu ji eme ire di ya na mbo
What make a lion scary is in it's claws

N'ezie, Ify adighi atu ilu dika anyim kama, O n'atu dika mbe n'onwe ya! Ahubeghi m onye ntorobia nwanyi n'atu ilu dika gi o! Nne, jisie ike. Echekwala na umu ndi ikom no ebe a na-ama gi aka n'ihu, okachasi Youngie na Echelon. Nku di na mba na-eghere mba nri. Awo si na oburu na ya agbanwughi oso, mbara nwanne ya agbaara ya (If the frog cannot run, the toad will stand in for him).

@topic,

Arusi kpakaria ike, egosi ya osisi ejiri pia ya
If an oracle forments too much trouble, it will be shown the wood it was carved from

Okenye ruo ala, utari agwu n'ohia
If an elder misbehaves, there will be no cain in the bush

Onwere k'odi na mmadu adighi ata oke, mana o ji eze eke ya umu ntakiri
Its odd that somebody does not eat rats but uses his teeth to share if for the children

Udele si na ime nwunye ya di di ya mma - O diri, ekele chukwu; O nwuo, oburu anu
The vulture said he is indifferent about his wife's pregnancy - if the baby survives fine; if it dies, it becomes meat

Ma nwa mbu ejeghi ije, nke abua agaghi agba oso
If the first child does not walk, the second would not run

echelon:
Udara siri na o bughi naani ya mutara nwa a na-apiwa onu[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color]
The african apple said that it's not only it that gave birth to a child whose mouth is to be pressed-in

[color=#990000]Akpa si n'elu nkwu daa n'ala, okuko gbara bia tuo ya onu, o wee juo okuko si ya "Enyi m, o lee mgbe o bidoro sewere anyi?"
A bag fell from the palm tree and a hen rushed and pecked at it, the bag asked the hen, "My friend, since when have we become enemies?"

Mkpi ka dibia gwara ka o gbaara ya afa uto ma o siri ya hapu afa uto gbara ya afa ndu na onye di ndu ga-etoriri eto
The medicine man told the he-goat he'll concoct a growth medicine for it but the he goat replied that he shouldn't bother, rather he should concoct a medicine for long life for him, that a living person must grow

_{Kee kwanu onye bu TroOE?}

Echelon, ilu gi na-eme m kaa m n'echeta mgbe ezi ka di n'ukwu ukwa; mgbe m bu afo ime a suru oha nri Ndewo. I na-akpa ihe ewu n'eri mgbe nile. Nna, jide k'iji!

Nna, ewekwala iwe mana a chorom ihazi ihe n'okwu ahu m sijiri (boldened) n'ilu nke abuo gi na iberibe a.

Akpa dika osi wee di n'ilu a bu oti (larva) a na ahu na nkwu (palm tree). Oti a na-acha ocha (cream white in colour and measures around 1 - 1 1/2 inches). Oge gboo, ana eji ya ata abacha (it is usually roasted or fried) LOL!. Ndi diochi n'eweta ya ma ha gaa na nkwu.

Ya mere, echeghi m n'obu akpa (bag) ka ilu ahu n'ekwu maka ya. Amaghi m ka m gesi tinye akara olu ya (phonetics or abi syllabus?) ka i wee hu otu esi akpo ya.

Igbo mma mma nu o. Nke onye chiri, ya zere.

@topic,

Otu ogaranya nwere inyinya ibu o ji eme njem. Otu ubochi, nwoke a wee choo ka o mee njem; ya na nwa odibo ya.

O wee were obere i bu onwere kee n'elu inyinya ahu, ya na nwa odibo ya wee rigoro n'elu inyinya ahu wee malite njem ha.

Oge ha rutere obodo nke mbu, ndi ahu wee tie mkpu wee si "afo tara nwoke a mmiri! Lekwa otu osi wee buru ibu nile wee bo anumanu a, ya na odibo ya wee rigokwara. N'ezie, O mere ya maka na inyinya ibu ahu adighi ekwu okwu!". Nwoke ahu wee si odibo ya ka ya bu odibo rituo, ka ya na ibu soso norozia n'elu inyinya ahu.

Oge ha rutere obodo nke abua, ndi ahu wee tie mkpu si "Nwoke nke a bu ajo mmadu! Lekwa otu osi wee rigoro n'elu inyinya soso ya wee si nwata a ka o were ukwu na-aga. O mere ya maka na obughi ya muru nwa ahu!". Nwoke a wee si odibo ya rigoro ka ya bu ogaranya were ukwu wee na-aga.

Oge ha rutere obodo nke ato, ndi obodo wee tie mkpu si "Nezie, nwata a bu onye isi ike! Lekwa otu osi wee chutuo nna ya n'ala wee magoro inyinya ibu!. Nwoke ahu wee si odibo ya rituo ka ha abua were ukwu wee n'eso inyinya ahu.

Oge ha rutere obodo nke ano, ndi ahu wee chia nwoke ahu ochi si "I bu onukwu! Kedu ka isi wee nwee inyinya ibu, gi na odibo gi wee were ukwu n'aga?"


One wealthy merchant had a horse he used whenever he travelled.

One day when he wanted to embark on a journey, he loaded the horse with small effects he was travelling with and mounted the horse with his servant.

When they got to the first town, they all shouted "See, this man is wicked! He loaded this horse with all this and still mounted it with his servant! He did so because the beast does not talk! The man asked the servant to alight so that he alone could ride the horse.

On getting to the second town, they screamed "See this heartless man! He is riding alone on the horse while this boy trekked. Surely, that is not his son!" This man now volunteered to alight so that the servant could mount the horse.

The third town complained "This boy lacks respect and is very stubborn! Look at how he is riding and his father is trekking! God forbid!. The merchant now asked the servant to join him on foot.

The fourth town yelled "This man must be a fool! You have a horse and you are trekking with your son while the horse enjoyed. Fool!

Moral - You can never satisfy the world, no matter how you try!

@ulohomuno,

I dont really know much o. I think I need an insight.

@Philantropist, Humanitarian AKT (make you no come begin hala),

Thank you so much for the requests you keep finding time to respond to on this thread. Mortals cannot reward you enough. Thanks. If you miss this thread for 12hrs, you know what it means to go through all the pages - maybe 6!

My heart still jumps on that BigThreat. I just hope it will not bleed to coma by next week sha. I am holding my heart and have become conscious of how many cycles my heart does in a minute

God dey and na only Him pass them. Ose jare Toptornedogun

Oga ATK,

Make I retire from work. hope to read your post after prisonday break.

Cheers

aktopgun:
shows u what these companies are doing. useless. (strong language). trunover rose 200million and PAT rose by 13m. why don't i like that ratio.

@kashif

what price did u buy bigtreat

I bought at N13.75

aktopgun:
no vex, me go give u what i think i just finish with one guy wey dey psychotic so gats to reprogramme my brain

Ose o. Make I get hope na

Kashif:
@AKT,

I had wanted to avoid this because I see you are attending to many requests but I seem to have no other choice. Please, what is your advise on this bigthreat bought for me yesterday? Should I hold on or just sell and move on? I am strictly for short term

I know say caveat plenty

Nobody dey even look my side  I no know whether I don commit.

@AKT,

I had wanted to avoid this because I see you are attending to many requests but I seem to have no other choice. Please, what is your advise on this bigthreat bought for me yesterday? Should I hold on or just sell and move on? I am strictly for short term

I know say caveat plenty

Abeg, make una answer me na

Please everybody,

My broker bought Bigtreat for me yesterday in error (or should I say communication gap?) Should I issue a sale order and move on to something elso or should I hold on?

Please advise as I need to action ASAP.

Cheers house.

blueband:
Kashif,
I just found the article interesting.I have been awake since 6pm yesterday working.[b]This work hard pass baboon nyansh I swear.Let me go and sleep.Hope when I wake up IEI go don close above 6.50kobo make I sel[/b]l.It appears there is an early oversupply of ABC on the floor right now.My broker told me today there is a strong rumour of ABC doing a 1:2 bonus and a public offer thereafter.I don't always believe my broker

I loaded ABC yesterday. If it backfires or frontfires na him sabi. I read from this thread that people buy on rumours and sell on news - I have chosen to believe this.

@Blueband, dont regret IEI abeg - advise from guguru

Blueband & Politics & Stock Market Tips For Nigerians

stocknrock:
I dey beg NSE make this Dunlop start quick reversal because e be like say the downtrend still dey today, e no funny o. I for sell every when e reach 7.14, na only 40% I sell, now the thing dey nose dive.

Abeg anybody fit give me comforting text say the thing go still rise. me dey fear o. make e no go enter read., from 50% e don enter 25%

I bought at N5 and sold yesterday. I couldnt continue watching helplessly as the small profit dey disappear for my very before

But I am very optimistic it will bounce back. If I were you, I might eject now because it is most likely to shed more weight before going to the fattening room

Haaa! I don sound like guru Abeg gurus O! I take permission o!!!!! Who born me sef?

iyke199:
Please fellow nairalanders, i have a lot of info concerning project management as i have a Second Class Upper degree in that field from the Federal University of Technology, Owerri. Feel free to forward any question on that to my email as i promise i will answer you satisfactory. Just finished my NYSC and looking for job. Anyone who can help should please do so. I will so much appreciate.

Iyke.
08035835190, iyke199@yahoo.com

When it comes to professional project management, you will be surprised uni degrees don't match well. What people are talking about here is international Project Management credential. I had a training mate with Masters in PM, when I was preparing for my PMP exam. He was rudely shocked and almost felt he wasted his money! Some peeps here will understand what I am talking about.

I encourage anybody who has any question on PM to post here on this forum so that we all can look at it.

@iyke, you will surely get a job You are on the right track.

Appears they have lost steam

I think these employers are limiting themselves. An engineer with 2 years experience coming to manage account . Not more than 28yrs

Communication and customer rel has gone techy . Anyway, it could be relative.

Just my 2 cents; no offense.

I booked an appointment with my doctor yesterday after going through this thread but, I cancelled it after what I saw today!

Thumps up for all the gurus! You guys cannot imagine what you are doing to our finances. Who talk say Naija no get human resources? I hail una jare!

He who does what he ought to do, despite the discomfort or does not do what he ought not do, despite the pleasure, stands out.

People like me have been reading this thread with much vigour and dilligence even when I have to go through pages - pages of seasoned reasoning, constructive arguments/criticism and a mixture of humour and professionalism. I have always imagined how these noble men and women come up with all those information. Now, some people want to turn it up side down. Please, we must not allow immaturity to reign supreme here.

I think the summit of levelheadedness is the ability to ignore irrelevance and distraction. Those dropping those tips could make use of them without anybody knowing about it yet, they chose to share with nobodies in the business like us. I am sorry to say that it is a shame if the most read/contributed thread on Nairaland takes this turn.

Respect for oneself
Respect for others
Responsibility for our actions

These are very important.

SHALOM.

Naijadr:
yup yup looks like it might even get down to N11, as its already in N12 range, so folks hold off and wait till thursday or so to buy!

Chai! I hope to get bigtreat morrow

Naijadr:
a couple were mentioned on thursday and friday like Big Treat, it's on the rise now and should make a great CICO if u can get it
You can search for windywendy's posts
Niwicable was also mentioned as one since one big investor just bought in, some we are thinking once its made public, sentiment will cause it to climb.
Disclaimer: I got Niwicable fri and should have big treat by today!

Caveat Emptor!

Thanks a lot. It is just that keeping pace with this thread is no small deal. I will place my order for tomorrow. Cheers.

I have seen the minimum on their site. thanx.

@9jah, what is meristem's minimum deposit  please?

@Dejipumping,

The world cannot be wrong. Everybody but you, says Cashcraft is crap. I wonder what is piping this your solo tune

@naijadr,

Any clues on any flight for CICO? I dont really know which one to board right now.

BLINGLAJ:
thanks kashif for your response

Welcome.

BLINGLAJ:
by d way do you know anything bout business analysis

I don't know much about that; I am more at home with PM

@Ivvie,

You are one in a million! You took time and pain to compile those materials for me. I can't thank you enough. Indeed, it is heart warming to see that people like you are still around. Thanks man

Why not list the trainings you think s/he should/could take? Na wa o

A '97 model with that mileage @ that price?

Chai! Obi agbawaala m!

Mazi Achebe bu nwa afo maara nto n'ala obodo anyi bu Naijiria. Mana k'osina di, adighi awufu nwata na mmiri eji wee saa ya ahu. Ya mata na ikuku mgbanwe ekuwela n'ala anyi ugbua. Otee aka odi njo, odi mma.

Youngie, ndewo maka oke ntunye gi a. Dalu.

People should be informed!""

Thanks man. I am going for it. No retreat, no surrender!

My people perish for lack of knowledge