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One more thing, I am not in any way, going for I/PO's. I have never. Thanks again.

rasputinn:
It's nerver late to invest,just before you take that loan,I nhope it's not for any pp or ipo or poopoo

Define your objective of wnting to invest with loans,identify which stocks you want to invest in,set your exit price (which should be reasonably above twice your brokers fees plus the purchase price plus the borrowed capital plus the interest/charges on it)
By and large,be cautious

Can I get twice the borrowed capital + etc? Getting a little confused,

hi all,

I am looking at getting a loan to buy shares. Do you guys think it might be late now? Please advise.

When I was around six years old, I was shown a small metal gong which I considered clean. I was told that when the time came for me to start talking, it was discovered that i was a near convoluting stutterer! My mum said it was very embarrasing even though many of my older siblings stuttered so, somebody advised her to get the gong and make sure I used it to drink water. At that age, I could not imagine the level of my stuttering that could have warranted that because I was no longer stuttering though it still runs in the blood.

Now at full adulthood, you would never notice I stutter unless I combust. I have managed to get over it even though I still have challenges if I rush consonant-rich words.

So brother, slow down your speech rate and see how better you will become. Read a passage to yourself and record it (most phones now have recorders). Play it back and see how you never imagined you sound! Just relaxing will not completely do the magic. Learn to pick your words one at a time patiently.

I had an uncle (Sam) who talked so very slowly you would think he was speech impared or something. Later, I discovered that was the only way he could overcome his almost handicapping stammering! My dad told me that Sam lived with him when he was young. His stammering was soo much that when he wakes up in the morning and comes out to greet my dad, he would struggle with the greeting so much that my dad would simply reply "morning", just to save Sam the stress. But he overcame it by learning how to greatly slow down on his speech speed.

Unfortunately, all of Sam's children less one, stammer!

I am not saying you should use gong. Just try and slow down and see how this works. Good luck

ifyalways:
@mortiple dalu nwanna.a hotara m ya ugbua.
@echelon na alugene ya . . . .
o mu nwa ya?alugene might be ike nwanyi ji anyu amiri
hehehheeeeeeeeeeeee na nti ifeoma,it sounds like that

igbo nmanma nu

Ify, I bu nwa afo! I meela dika ikenga. I nwara ya; nwatakwanu ya - that is the closest! Ndewo. Odi onye obula nwere mgbagha, ya gbaghaa ya ka anyi hu.

ifyalways:
youngies kwanum more about him.
gini mere o jiri noro on exile ?

Akwodoro m ajuju a (Seconded)

debosky:
na your Soma chick teach you that one?

na only impotent men like Rodeo - their crown jewels have been destroyed, so there is nothing left for the bulls to 'scatter'

echelon:
Agbogho choro ihu ebe alugene ya ruru, isi akpoo ya n'ala

Biko nyerenu m aka tugharia nke ikpeazu na bekee, amaghi m ya.

_{BTW akwukwo igbo m na-agu agwugwo ugbu a. Kedu ihe m ga-eme?}

Echelon, ilu gi nkea bukwanu ahu anyuru n'elu gbara mu be ijiji ghari. Isi ekwere wee kwaa okpu no na ya bu okwu ahu bu 'alugene' . Agbanyeghi na obu mkpa akwukwo ka dibia ji aka ibe ya, mmiri a juru awo onu. Biko tapia okwu ahu na Igbo izugbe nwa nna.

Igbo kachaa nu!

These days when somebody dies, the bereaved mourn not only due to the loss but the seeming high cost of burials. You see the family having series of fund raising meetings. They prefer you send money to even attending the burial. We put ourselves in unecessary pressure because we are trying to meet 'standards'. No matter what we spend, the deseased is deseased!

Its funny when you attend funerals and you see people scampering for food/drinks . Some communities in the Eastern part of our country have banned elaborate ceremonies during burial. One stipulates that if you must 'refresh' attendees, then it must be agege bread! That goes to show how people have suffered concerning high burial costs.

To me, the only time burial could be celebrated is if the deseased is very old - not less than 85 years.

I was looking for riddles n jokes and got here. Maybe I misclicked something

BLINGLAJ:
hi guys i am really confused and just wondering if anyone can help me out. is project management suitable for anyone in the accounting field as i am acca part qualified and have been told that with project management ccreditation i can work as a project accountant please i need your help on this. :d

Project management involves much more than project accounting. Absolutely, you dont need PM accreditation/credential to be a project accountant because they are two different things. PMgt involves planning/directing/executing/managing projects so a supposed project accountant should work with the direction of the PMger. PMgt is career neutral so you can go into it provided some level of technicality sits well with you but, please know that accounting and PMgt might not readily recognise each other in the dark.

I advise you follow up and finish your ACCA first before going into PM.

I hope this helps.

olulu:
bros go marry
there is no perfect time for anytin
life is like jumping into the ocean and learning how to swim at the same place
JUST DO IT !!!

IF THERE'S LOVE AD TRUST BETWEEN You GUYS, THEN PROCEED ,

I disagree. Dont test the depth of a river with both legs!

:p

@uche_uche,

One luv!

youngies:
Echebobo did you remember the story line: Chude! Chude! Chu!

", Anya mmiri ekweghi ya kporue ya n'isi" Chai, mgbe ezi ka di n'ukwu ukwa; mgbe mbe ka bu okorobia.

@topic,

Ala adighi echere elu aka mgba n'ibu aso
the land does not engage the sky in spitting contest (remember gravity?)

Agbusi gbaa ala, ya na onye aburu nwanne?
If the ant stings the ground, their brotherhood will be severed

Ara na obi adighi ese okwu
the breast and the chest cannot be enemies

Uche be akpa, onye obuna nya nke ya
the mind is like a bag, everybody carries his own

Onye n'amaghi ebe mmiri si mawa ya adighi ama ebe o kwusiri
he who does not know where the rain started beating him does not know where it stopped

Ihe nkwo muru gan'eburiri okuko
the offspring of a hawk must be feeding on chickens

Okuko bia ebe o namaghi ala, o were ofu ukwu wee kwuru
if a fowl comes to a strange land, it stands with one leg

O na abu atuo onye ike ahia, o rie uru, rie isi ahia
if a tyrant is entrusted with abusiness, he misappropriates the capital and interest/proceed/gain.

Nwoke nwanyi na afuru opi n'eji azu awula be mmuo
a man that dances to a womans tunes is doomed for destruction (no offense to the ladies pls)

Akwa okuko tiwaa aki, ihere emee nkume
if the egg breaks palm karnel, the stone will be ashamed

Okwute ria elu, egwu ejide ite owoko (that is my native name for earthen pot)
if the stone climbs up, the earthen pots shiver in fear (you know why).

There is nothing wrong registering now but please be ready before you site for the exam (though you can always reschedule).

Start with the PMBOK - try and go through it twice and then you should be able to appreciate other materials like Crosswind.

I have not been able to confirm if the passmark has been reviewed upwards. I only know that the PMBOK 4 will soon subsume the PMBOK 3. The draft is being reviewed currently and will soon be published so, make hay.

AfricaFace:
My dear , you can't predict Nigeria Labour market.

i have a friend who is in IT , she did ITIL and she is preparing for PMP .
Reason been that she is tending towards IT management, so if you are in IT and you want to move on to management, i think the two are needed

I have a feeling you are the one; not your friend

The irony if it is that most women think that a man opening a door for a woman is not 'cool' They feel he is a 'mumu'. That is the paradox with women

Very good insight.

Onye na ebere onye isi anu esiri esi na-afio ofifio mgbe nile.
He who is cutting cooked meat for the blind must be whilsting all through (you know why)

Anu gbaa ajo oso, agbaa ya ajo egbe
If a prey runs outwittingly, it will be shot accordingly

Uzu amaghi akpu ogene nee egbe anya n'odu
the blacksmith that is deficient in gong-making should copy the kite's tail

Kama egbe ama efe chaa, ya fee ka udele
it is better for the kite to fly like a vulture than not flying at all

Ukwa ruo oge ya, o daa
the bread fruit falls at its time - events have their appointed time

Onye amaghi na o ga echi ozo na-agbaru eriri ozo n'ikpere
he who never knew that he will ever become a king-maker wears the symbolic anklet up to the knee!
Onye nwanne ya n'agba ajo egwu n'ogbo na-ako oko iku anya
he that his brother is dancing awfully in the public picks his eye brows

ihere mere nwanne onye isi ka onye isi jere isuru ofe wee suru ya n'ala
the blind's brother was ashamed when the blind aimed for the soup but missed

o na adi mma ka etuto too okwa opi n'onu
it is good for the piper to have boil on his mouth

Thanks Beline

prominence:
@Kashif
sorry to disturb you, please have u attended your preparatory classes and where? am about to go for my classes, maybe in March. i jst want to know if u can recommend any particular trainer to me. thanks

I am certified. You can send me a mail via the address on my profile.

Beline:
GO TO ALLIANCE FRANCIAS AT IKOYI, YABA OR IKEJA

Thanks. Please, do you have their specific address?

Please check their websites. If you are not able to draw up an effective conclusion, then let me know.

Are you registering for the exam when you have not taken the preparatory class? Or am I missing something? Remember one of the rules - you must document 35hr PMP exam preparatory contact before you can sit for the exam.

Cheers.

I want to learn this language! Please, who can help me?

BTT:
@ Chaoga

Report them to the school authority straight away. I had a similar problem back in my school days.

Look those guys are NOTHING. They will only use threat and intimidation. That's where it ends. Thouugh their perverse minds make them brutal.

But the greatest disservice you'll do to yourself is to keep mum and be scared.

Report them to the school authorities. Or go to any police station with their details. The Nigerian Police is corrupt, but I've seen them spring alot of surprises most times.

2. Don't call Neoblack, he will compound your troubles

Above all, pray to your God about it and never let it affect your confidence, because you are better than those jaundiced guys.

Cheer up.


@ Neoblack

Why do you want the innocent guy to call you? What for? Your signature says more about you. Don't you think you need to make a call yourself. . .

Word!

I wonder what sombody in Salford Manchester will do about this situation? Kingdom does not work against itself!! What a signature!!

@chaoga, NEVER YOU CALL NEO as he has nothing to offer. Resist the devil and he shall flee from you. Talk to God, your pastor, police, and school authority. Dont let them scare you because they are looking for cheap security.

@All,

We all know where he is headed but the reactions are a little harsh. Nothing stopped me from 'interpreting' that but I knew it would be vulgar hence, my initial post. It is a free world and we should learn to accomodate each other.

Lets take it a little easy.

@Uche, that was x-rated so, don't expect a decent response from prim Igbos. This forum is meant to promote cultural values, ok?

Orally, they will produce what you expect but in strict, technical written Igbo language, it is somehow different. Sorry to disappoint you

Visafone researcher? Anyway from me, if they have superior technology, they will edge those out.

The greatest disadvantage of midnight calls!