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Marriage = Love sharing

@Ify, I am really touched by the way you have always kept this thread alive

Amaghi m ka o ji wee buru ubochi nta m ka mgbada ji ari elu. Oge obula Echelon na Youngie na-aso mpi ilu, A gaghi m ano ya . Amaghi m nke bu mgbe obula, a kwoo m aka tiere okuko aki .

Ka osina di, ka m dibe maka na nkita si onye o turu ahia ute weletara ya ego ya maka na idina n'ala amarala ya ahu
The dog is reversing the purchase order he placed for a mat because he has gotten used to lying on bare floor

Ify, biko marakwa udi ntuzi I na-enye oyi anyi choro imuta asusu anyi tupu I tinye ya na nsogbu Nkea bu maka na O si nwa agbogho ahu na O choro ilu ya ma obughi ihe obu n'obi, katakata nwekwara ike iso ya. Onye ga egbo ogu gbokwa ya mgbe a na-aru aka maka na ndi be anyi siri na oka egbo adighi egbote nke mbu (Super mediator can never stop the first blow)

@Echelon, I makwa na 'Stock Market Tips For Nigerians' na nairaland apuola? Eji m n'aka na I ma ebe ha no ugbua? Oburu na I maghi, mee ka m mara.

Udo diri umu Igbo.

Communism is one of the branches of Illuminati. It is an open secret that the masons control the world politics. Looking at the American politics for example, the masons always say "No matter who they vote, they always work for us". 95% of America's past presidents were masons. If you look closely at the first astronaut that hoisted American flag on the moon, the mason logo becomes conspicous. The world is the satan's kingdom and he is doing everything to spread his tentacles.

If the world was not satan's, he would not have told Jesus that he would give the world to him if He (Jesus) bowed down and worshiped him. I mean, you cant give what you dont have and Jesus never disputed that. Satan has been here before the creation of man!

The masons are everywhere, with their lodges scattered everywhere. They are answerable to the Illuminati and most of the masons dont even know what is going on in the illuminati. I cant remember the details now but the illuminati reformed and determined the functionality of the masons. The illuminati inturn, answer to the Jesuits and these ones report to lucifer! Remember the black pope? He is not a black man but hidden and dictates to the ceremonial pope. Who (s)elects the black pope? The jesuits!

There is a lot of infiltration in the system so, there are more than meets the eye! P E A C E!

Dear all,

UAC foods invited a friend of mine to a test on 5th of April. This guy is supposed to come from the east to write this test in Lagos here.

So, I would like to know if it is worth the stress/expenses, coming all the way to honour this invitation.

Kindly advise.

deor03:
Studying project Management in the uni , passing PMP or APMP or PrinceII and practising Project management are 3 different things entirely. There are some principles you will learn in school that will help you in practising Project management. Professional certifications is entirely a different ball game. The fact that you passed a certification does not make you a practisioner. There are some vocabulary and ethics in the profession that you pick up with training and experience. I am into the 3 stated above and i thinks to be a good project manager it is better you are into at least 2 of the three options stated above
all the best

I can't imagine this post coming from a PMP

post draught?

earthrealm:
dude,
u live in a yard? [_{ughhhhhhhhh i hate that word}], ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
backyard runs doesnt pay ,

try n find something to keep your mind occupied

Thats what his family can afford.

@poster, it is not wise to be sleeping around with girls in your compound. You are bound to lose some respect (if you understand). Be friends with them and be man enough to keep your hormones in check.

Cheers .

zheroes:
We've been dating for over a year now and everything was perfect but one: religious incompatibility. we knew this was a problem from the start but we probably thought one of us would be willing to change to the other's religion, i did the much i could, attended her church for close to a year but i wasn't comfortable because what i believe does not go with the teachings in her church. It was difficult but we had to agree to end the relationship if no one was willing to bend.

What would you have done in this situation?

If you are looking for a for-better-for-worse relationship then, religious/spriritual differences must must be given top consideration. If you are the spiritually minded then, you should have known that it is a major barrier and will eventually suffocate the relationship.

On the other hand, if it is just any other relationship, then there should be an understanding and tolerance knowing you both are going nowhere together.

Things like spiritual, genetical, and goals incompatibilities should not be treated with levity. Be a man and know that what cant be shouldn't be.

Cheers.

@poster,

I think you need a re-orientation. You might be misled. Just being candid.

SeanT21:
People mistake me for being rude just because i love to voice my oppinion!!

SeanT21:
I voice my oppinion in a low tone but most people tell me that i always got something to say!!

You are even shouting in your posts. The problem must be coming from your tone/demeanour. Do more of listening and pause before you speak. Cheers.

Echelon, your translation wit is earth-breaking! Ihe onye na-eme ka ekwe n'akpo ya! I bu dike a na-abo ogwu n'anya! I bu onye ikenga, Azu eru ala

ubiaru:
i guess i am now confused,i want to run a PMP programme but someone put me off by saying its fake and its beta done in the university as a master program then running with all these bodies that take just a weekend or 2 days to run the program befire you write the exam,what do you all thinks because i don't have time to go to school.

If you read this page and other threads on project management here, you will know the difference between Masters in PM and being a world class professional.

Yes, the preparatory training should not be anything less than 35 hrs but I tell you that you will need months (yes, months!) of serious studies before you can comfortably take the exam. It took me ~8 months to be comfortable enough to take the exam after my preparatory training!

My dear, it is a professional credential, and they are very serious about it. The PMP exam preparatory classes are usually rushed and most times, the trainees want to quickly get over it and face their studies while the trainers wait for the phone calls and other correspondences. It is not the same as what you learn in school.

I hope this helps

Once a player, always a player! Self discipline is not something you just buy off the shelf and install; you cultivate it. I think you might still have time to 'play'.

Foster cat:
Hi every bd.just back from holidays.i hope u all had fun. from my personal experience just want to find out why certain chicks do allow their self so cheap.ie having sex with a guy u meet the first time on earth .is it ideal for the guys i know they love it, but for the girls must u fall?

Both of you are the same thing. Dont think she is cheaper than you are! Dont be surprised she wont remember your name the following day.

Foster cat:
i tell u it was quite an experience :oon a first meet
u know what ?she was indeed good

Stop feeling cool

I never harboured any insecurity. Dont think I will ever

cj2008:
Fellow members,anyone suffering a down leap in their portfolio due to d price correction being witnessed in the market,should as a matter of urgency look for funds so as to enter some stocks that re good.This way u kan mk sm gd gains.while your looses can be reduced.
Crying and mourning over d downtrend will nt bring your money back.

So, which are those stocks to buy now?

easimoni:
Trasncorp gained 8kobo today. Am i looking a t diff. numbers?

Bloood everywhere!

Chei!

blueband:
Bros you sure?

This one na bad bele abi you want a confirmation? Abeg no ask that kain question again o

Meanwhile, it appears the haemorrhage on BigTreat has finally stopped Did I hear somebody say CONGRATULATIONS!?  

@All, I think this young man needs help, not all these cross questioning and demoralising responses.

Nobody is a above mistake so, he could have possibly erred in his profile. Please ignore whatever (even though I see "m" next to his id) and post constructively.

@Poster, you dont have to ask her if she is in a relationship as this might not sit well with her. Since you see her on daily basis, try and go beyond the "hello/hi" greeting. Notice her dressing, mood, hairstyle, whatever that could avail you the opportunity to exchange one or two sentences beyond "hello". Women are hyper sensitive to restless men and I am sure you might blow things if you rush her. Relax and see how advantageous it is, to be able to make a move and have nothing to lose, absolutely.

My 2 cents though. Cheers and goodluck

Some men dont cry not because they are men but because they have wicked hearts. Who ever says "I will never cry, never!" should try and note the day he said that. Iron sharpneth iron! - No offense to our gender o! MEN in the house, I used to talk like that! _{(when I was a boy)}

burn:
Hi People,

I met my new girlfriend a few years back and we have been dating since then.
She had told me that she was circumcised but I didn't think much of it.
Last night was steaming with passion and romance so we decide to make love for the first time.
The pre-intimacy was good, all the teasing and touching, then we started the session- I thought I was very good in bed and expected her to tell me when she was tired but "NO". She just kept going and asking for more. Ok, I went on (10mins), (20mins), (45mins), I "came" but she was still asking for more. I couldn't give her any more. I was spent, exhausted. There was nothing I could do, even if i wanted to.
Just this morning I decided to search the internet for information and discovered that the process of circumcision involves removing the sensitive part of the female Instruments.
I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time a few days back and realised that she was circumcised.

I think this is really going to affect our relationship. I'm not sure i can cope with such demand for sex. She even told me that she had only experienced an orgasm twice in her life.

Does anyone have any advice for me? and what are the implications of such circumcision? How does it affect childbirth?

Any advice will be appreciated.

I would have thrown in the spanner here but reading your signature, I decided to keep mute

_{Those who know don't talk and those who talk don't know a thing!} LOL!

cj2008:
LETS THANK GOD 4 D MARKET CORRECTION DAT WERE WITNESSING.
ONE TIN IS 4 SURE,BUYERS WIT CASH ARE ENJOYIN DIS,WHILE SELLERS
DAT HV BEEN HOLDING BACK DUE TO GREED ARE SEEING D CONSEQUENCE.
ANYWAZ, I LOVE NSE

Blood on the dance floor!

The alphabets are still heading south (abi south-south now?). I even hear say the bus climb the wedge three times!

Hmmm umu Igbo. Obi bu m noo paulina paulina mgbe m biara na nzuko anyi wee hu ka atumatu na-abia n'ikem n'ikem. M wee mara n'ezie na ihe agu ji eme ire di ya na mbo. Oburu na agwo emeghi ihe oji buru agwo, ewere ya kee nku!

Achorom ikpe ekpere ka Olisa bi n'elu ogodo ya n'emetu ala wee gozie anyi nile n'emume isita a, ya na oganiru anyi,

Ihe anyi huru gbawa oso agaghi achukwute anyi ooooo

Chukwu ekwela ka ndi anyi bu uzo gbawa oso si anyi "biawazikwa o"

Nwanyi di ime agaghi agbakari anyi n'oso

Aha anyi aburula "Iruka" abuzikwaghi "Azuka"

Ihe anyi ga eri bia mana nke g'eri anyi abiala oooooo


Ajuola m ajuju a na mbu mana onweghi aziza m nwetara:

Obu ntapi bekee k'obu nkowa bekee ka anyi choro n'ilu? Iji maa atu, lee ilu a:

Ilu: Akwa okuko tiwaa aki, ihere emee nkume

Ntapi Bekee: If the egg breaks palm kernel, the stone should be ashamed

Nkowa Bekee: When a feat is achieved by the least expected, the expected should be ashamed.

Udo diri umu Igbo nile

loma:
Here is an example of miscommunication in a company, the boss of the company initiates a mail to invite his staff to witness an eclipse and how his message is passed by employees at different levels in the hierarchy and finally how it reaches to the staff…

Mail from CEO to Manager:

Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in the lot at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available at a small cost.

Mail from Manager to Department Head:

Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will appear for two minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The CEO will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some information. This not something that can be seen everyday.

Mail from Dept. Head to Floor Manager:

The CEO will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for two minutes in the form of an eclipse. This is something that cannot be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven. This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.

Mail from Floor Manager to Supervisor:

Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the CEO will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn’t happen every day. It will be safe, and as usual it will cost you.

Mail from Supervisor to Staff:

Some staff will go to the car park today to see the CEO disappear. It is a pity, this doesn’t happen everyday.

I have never had a laughter this convulsive in years! Keep it up man

Ada ndi Igbo ji eje mba! Ome n'uko!

Igbo bu Igbo, oburu na unu anughi olu m wee rue izu uka n'abia, biko gbaanu Ista nke oma. Ndewo nu

easimoni:
Go to the person's profile and find the messaage you'd like to quote (under "show last posts". Hit quote and it'll copy that message into a quote and take to a post reply page

Many thanks Easimoni.

@ Man Jiro, RoughCut,

You guys are great. No panic selling!

Guys, I dont know how to insert quotes from pages that cannot be captured on the first reply page. I have seen peeps doing that and would love to be given an insight I am sure I am not alone on this though

I have put on my bullet proof vest but the bullets are still getting at me

I rely 100% on interpretations here; all those spinning, forward/backward/reverse EPS etc sound Greek to me

Abeg o, ABC is losing and the number of deals is on the decline. What does this mean abeg because man pikin dey neck deep for that one O!

Hmmmm,

A choro m ikwenye na oku a dara ibube; obughi onyunyu ka O nyuru,

endure:
@ all on board ABC,

Caution: Hold your peace, no panic, any panic movement can
be injurious. Your safety is our concern.

Over and Out.

C. E.

Seat belt fastened!

rasputinn:
Ah ah,what's happening to Costain,it gained max points today to close @ 78.96

Magic everywhere. NSE - a baby that makes babalawo a liar

Chei!  E be like say our driver for ABC don pull hand brake join the brake wey him match last friday?

www.trw-stockbrokers.com/services.aspx

Keeping pace with this thread is unconsciously creeping into my priority list! Na wa o

@AKT, You are doing real good! Keep it up man.