₦airaland Forum

RadicallyBlunt:
His arms na. Short and thick. I gym too.

RadicallyBlunt:
With short height

SoapQueen:
What exactly are men on the look out for? Barely a fortnight ago, it was "A man is scared of marrying a woman that will be a liability', today it is 'Men are scared of marrying ambitious women'.

xynerise:
Because there are many scum "daters" as a result of myopic perception of what love is all about.

Give her some time and she will call this new guy a scum . Unless she is Lucky

Rextayne:
Nigga that's a designer glass, can you even afford it

Akexstinger:
I will quote you and still say the same thing because you don't make sense at all. You think you can just come to any thread and derail it with your typical and myopic naija argument when you are still in the same shit. #Kpians

Akexstinger:
Inferior to who? You are just exhibiting the typical NIGERIANISM that we Nigerians are known for. You don't want to show performance but wants to be entitled. Self entitlement is the reason why we still in this quagmire. HNDs/Techs/B.Sc/Engrs/Doctors/BAs can't come up with solutions to the problems eroding the system. You are here telling us about disparities and how you can't be a CEO because you don't and can never think like one. CEOs care about their returns and a lasting brand. Only those who can make meaningful impacts are needed on board and not those who feel because they have HNDS, BSC and can't even come up with practical solutions to problems ravaging them

Akexstinger:
That's why you cannot be a CEO. CEOs do not reason the way you just did. CEOs care about numbers, their ROIs and the importance of your inputs towards ensuring that they get their returns steadily. That's why, when you see a white man or yellow skin interviewing you, they don't care about your degrees or many certs but your physical and intellectual demonstrations at that time. Naija black man's problems can't be cured

Lazyreporta:
No matter what you do with a dog, he is man’s best friend. A dog will never leave you, no matter what happens. Dogs will come right up and demand attention from anyone, even a friendly-looking stranger that appeals to them. They don’t understand the concept of rejection if a stranger pushes them away. They will come right back for more. Dogs will feel an instant attraction, an instant affection for a total stranger, and run around obeying commands at the drop of a hat.

When was the last time you saw a cat take commands from anyone?

Women are like cats. They come and go as they please... and... YOU MUST LET THEM!!! If you don’t, you will destroy their level of safety and comfort with you. They do what they want, when they want, and with whom they want. You can call a cat, but it will only come to you if it feels like it. Many times they will give you that bored, sleepy stare that says: Who do you think you’re kidding? Cats look around a crowded room of strangers and will go only to the one they feel comfortable being with, the one they know for certain will give them the affection they want.
If a cat doesn’t know you, it will often run and hide. At the very least, it will stay back and watch you carefully before it decides you are worthy of its approach and attention. Cats might kind of stroll by and look over and see you, and then pretend to ignore you and move on. Then the cat may come back a minute or two later, come into the room and walk around and look at you, and then turn around and leave.

The cat may come back again a few minutes later and walk a little circle around you, maybe brush up against your leg and then take off. A few minutes later, the cat may come back and go around in between your legs, rubbing up against you with its tail in the air, and then all of a sudden sit down and start purring. Cats are a lot more particular about who they will give their affection to. For some strange reason, they will even decide that the only person in the room that doesn’t like cats is the only one deserving of their attention. Don’t take it personally.

When a woman leaves a conversation or your group, let her go. If you go after her, she will feel your weakness, instead of your strength. When you don’t chase, she will come back, as long as her attraction is high. When a woman senses weakness in a man, they will become flakey and unsure. When they leave and you don’t chase, they will later feel attraction and come back.

In order to entice a cat to your side, you have to be patient and let it come to you. If your moves are too sudden, too quick, or too aggressive, you will send the cat fleeing from your side and into hiding. Cats have to be encouraged. They let you know when it’s okay to touch them by rubbing up against you, or coming over to sit in your lap. If you don’t hold the cat properly or pet it the wrong way, it will leave. Once that happens, it becomes twice as hard to coax it back to you.

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McBrooklyn:
BS on BS...

MrBigiman:
U say the truth bro. If HND are required to do an upgrade course the world over to make them at par with BSC, why then should Nigeria put them at the same level. We continuously celebrate and condone mediocrity and cripple innovation in this clime.

MrBigiman:


Johesu want the same salary scale with Medical Doctors. It's easy to claim entry point distinguishes them but let's look at exit point. A lab Scientist at 55yrs probably now at the highest grade does nothing but order Juniors around, yet a General Surgeon who has put his life on the line still does rigorous calls and theatre sessions at 58yrs. The stupid, insane and unbelievable new demand means that a lab scientist, Nurse and neurosurgeon at the same grade level should earn the same, despite not having the same responsibility, this is a shame, and the Country will pay for considering these Buffon's and clowns called Johesu. Nowhere in the world is this stupidity condoned. The average hourly work rate of each professional the world over can be browsed, in all cases the doctors' comes top.

My advice for Junior doctors is to run as far as ur legs can take u, this is the best time. Don't look back, doctors are hot cake and don't limit yourself to a shithole country.

Peace

Mr Bigiman.

amicable09:
Actually, in real life if you do, you'll fail.

Except you have other plans.
I can't help you in exam. I need help myself.

Solstar:
I love the way you ended it. It is not a spiritual attack, it is a religious attack.

Nigerians spend all their time fasting and praying and forget to get creative, then they run around to find fast money in order to buy imported food, cream, phone and wrist-watches so they dont have to waste time being creative when they should be worshipping God. Now churches run 5 services on Sundays, and a midweek service on wednesdays, not forgetting tarry nights and vigils.

The mohammedans are not left out, they pray a fuccking 5 times a day, and are constantly checking their time to make sure they dont miss a date with Allahu, what remains of their time is spent separating quarrels between their 4 wives, the rest is spent reminding the kids of the need to go to the Alfas and Imams for tutelages.

So, what time do we have to plant tomatoes or engineer apples that can grow on our climate.

We are not poor because we are religious, we are poor as a country because we have found an excuse in God.

Yet money does not grow on trees. Dangote should have known better. He has been making serious business mistakes of late, one of which is building $18B Refinery when electric cars and solar panels are the future. I really question the true source of his wealth. How are his projects financed ? From which sources ? He pays back loans at the speed of light, well, almost. Just to create impression of 'source' ? It could be these politicians just financing him till his retirement and eventual demise. It could just be a ponzi that takes money from early mules and paying the new politicians. I envy the man, I truly do, but if I have access to such money, then I should be able to buy up Nigeria and put everyone on a universal basic income from what I can do with that money.

As it is with the tomato factories, so will it be with the refineries in the next 20 yrs. This is the new world order.

amicable09:
Lol... No one can help you. Only you can score yourself and interpret your result.

amicable09:
Lol. I remember asking a similar question last year when a silly friend asked about my body count. Lol

My response was out of this world!
Silly guy laughed and laughed. Lol.
Now that I think of it, I'm laughing.

How can anyone even ask such a question?
After I knew what it meant, I called him and blasted him. Yeye friend.

Body count Ko. Blood count ni.

1stolax:
Hmn!


Kudos to those guys who doesn't mind marrying a leftover.

After about 30 body counts, Una dey try

Martin0:
I don't understand why you don't believe left is wrong and right is right.