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Christianity EtcRe: Definition Of God by kimba(m): 6:05pm On Mar 21, 2006
GOD CAN NEVER BE DEFINED!!!
GOD CAN NEVER BE DEFINED!!!
GOD CAN NEVER BE DEFINED!!!
GOD CAN NEVER BE DEFINED!!!
GOD CAN NEVER BE DEFINED!!!

As mortal men, we are in no position to completely express the totality of his Being. Whenever one is convinced that he/she has succeeded (and that success to him/her alone) in defining Who God Is, at such a time, such a person has miissed the mark. Such a one has put God inside a box, and from such a time God means nothing to such.

God is eternal. Where man wisdom, knowledge, understanding, position, power, past, present, future , etc,. ends, that is where God Begins.

GOD IS MORE THAN THIS WORLD TO ME!!!
TravelHistory Of Various Places In Lagos by kimba(op): 12:36am On Mar 21, 2006
Places In Lagos: Any Historians

3 Weeks and running, I'm the latest JJC in Lagos,

Does anyone have info on history behind the different locs in lagos? i mean the names of most places usually have something connotation like this:

Ojuelegba - the eye of the cain?
Onipanu - something to do with metal/steel
Ikeja,
Mushin,
Obanikoro - the king of huh
Ilupeju,
Apapa,
Mile 2,
Yaba,
Opebi,

these are the few places ive passed across/heard about,

i will really like to know/read about the history of these places and many more in Lagos, as in what brought about the names, events/past history, or can anyone help out? historians, please speak up,

Is there some kind of public library i could get such infos? please where
FamilyRe: Christian, 15 Years Old And Desperate For A Baby! by kimba(m): 1:36am On Mar 17, 2006
@softee,

is this the kind of baby you want,

and what the hell is a butterfly doing on that baby's ass, holahola
RomanceRe: When The Wrong One Loves You Right by kimba(m): 6:32am On Mar 16, 2006
then maybe you had been getting him wrong all along,
RomanceRe: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by kimba(m): 5:46am On Mar 16, 2006
What did she think she was doing messing around with your Man?

Anyway, nothing happened, she was only half-naked, grin
RomanceRe: What's Ur Definition Of Love & Lust? by kimba(m): 5:45am On Mar 16, 2006
Love is a language
which we all understand,
but in different ways,
from him to her,
from land to land.
You can find your Love anywhere.
It sees beyond the surface,
and speaks right to the heart,
making it beat at a faster pace,
Its a feeling that never departs.
Many fall in love
and their hearts are broken,
others can't even remember how it started,
each one just has to pay a token.

It doesn't matter who,
it doesn't matter where,
Love's one plus one doesnt make two,
for Love endures the test of time.
RomanceRe: First Man Is Married, The Other Is Not My Type by kimba(m): 5:40am On Mar 16, 2006
so all of you just conspired together and ronkeD just dumped 2-guys.



eh - ya
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Single Guyz Tell Their Women Friend(s) Who Are Single That They Are by kimba(m): 5:32am On Mar 16, 2006
@roses,

maybe thats their own way of trying to begin a conversation, put across to their female friends that they like them, and wont mind a relationship.
RomanceRe: Found Fiance In Bed With Junior Sister by kimba(m): 5:30am On Mar 16, 2006
wow,

and thats one big family.
HealthRe: Best Dental Clinic In Lagos, Nigeria? by kimba(m): 1:14am On Mar 16, 2006
EducationRe: College Drop-Out In Nigeria by kimba(m): 1:02am On Mar 16, 2006
how many drop-out presidents have we had in Nigerian history?
SportsRe: I Think Obafemi Martins Is A Camerounian! by kimba(m): 12:57am On Mar 16, 2006
let me add more kerosine to the fire,

The truth is that Obafemi Martins is a Chinese Citizen, originally from HongKong.

sebi, that one has solved the issue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Worst Nightmare by kimba(m): 11:44pm On Mar 15, 2006
By the grace of God, ive never heard a nightmare, neither am I planning to have one. Nightmare - i mean scary things.

If I were to have a dream, of a premonition of an event, it usually happens, and whether twas a good or bad result in my dream, when I wake up, i commit my dreams into the hands of the Almighty God. I reverse every evil thing and reject everything that might bring me sorrow. I then take my mind off the situation and watch God take things in control.

Besides, watch what you eat last at night, because it usually influences what kind of dream you have. Watch the last thing you think about at night too. I usually end my day with a prayer, and I go to sleep.
Christianity EtcRe: God Made Him Gay? by kimba(m): 11:28pm On Mar 15, 2006
@ pearldrops,

we have loads and loads of gay men here in nigeria and africa unless you're new to the continent
Are you serious, perhaps there might be, but not pronounced as the case may be, as in someone saying that hes been feeling gay since he was 10. I wonder what kind of family would have accomodated such a person in this nigeria,

Anyway, if youre serious about the loads of gay men in nigeria, pls tell me more, are they hiding coz ive not seen any. I once lived in a country where u can see them gay men putting on makeup etc, wearing minis in public(dont ask me where), ofcourse, thats extreme but u never know, Nigerians usually like outshining the rest of the world.

pls tell me more,
FamilyRe: Christian, 15 Years Old And Desperate For A Baby! by kimba(m): 10:36pm On Mar 15, 2006
@softee,

daviddylan said it right
You are not "desperately" in need of a baby, you are "desperately" in search of SEX.
Christianity EtcRe: God Made Him Gay? by kimba(m): 9:31pm On Mar 15, 2006
PLS, WHICH GOD IS THAT YOUR FRIEND TALKING ABOUT? anyway, he might have his own God sha o, so that might not be too far-fetched.

@free
i got the time to interact with this gay boy,
ive been laughing for the past 5minutes, i mean the way you put it, "this gay boy", hahahahahahA, twas as if you were whispering to somebody, this gay boy,

Let me tell you the problem with that "gay boy" you met:
The Bible tells me and everyone else who reads and believes/doesnt believe in it that GOD MADE MAN, MALE AND FEMALE(fullstop). shikena. Nothing before and after that, It might be someone else who created him. Think about it, gay people dont have any other excuses than all the ones you listed as put to you by that 'gay-boy'.

Number 2, pls, tell the boy about this wonderful country Nigeria. Invite him to come here and see wild animals. Tell him he'll see a lot of adventure and real-time wildlife. I hereby volunteer as his escort. Ill be wearing my tuxedo to make him look dignified when i meet him at the airport, and ill drive him to Ikeja to where he can be flogged with real koboko. I believe that after 3hrs, he'll become a MAN,

abi, be ko?
FamilyRe: Would You Date A Single Parent? by kimba(m): 5:13pm On Mar 15, 2006
@rosby, @ono

abeg, by the time the two of you finish on messenger or wherever, make u give us a short conclusion about the matter.
grin cheesy tongue
FamilyRe: Would You Date A Single Parent? by kimba(m): 5:12pm On Mar 15, 2006
@rosby, @ono

abeg, by the time the two of you finish on messenger or wherever, make u give us a short conclusion about the matter.
grin cheesy tongue
FamilyRe: What If A Girl Proposes Marriage To You? by kimba(m): 5:04pm On Mar 15, 2006
EH, if a girl proposes, whats wrong with that.

I will conclude that anyone(male/female) who would see a situation where a girl proposes to a guy as strange, is definitely in the stone age.

You know, some guys are extra "meek" nowadays. So i believe if a lady sees what she likes, cmon girl, go get it.

Yes, there are many fishes in the sea, but there is no other fish exactly like the one you want to catch, so rather than settling for something less/other than what you want, you better open your mouth and propose, abi ladies, what du u think, but not to directly on the other hand o, because a guy thats too shy to say "I love you", even if you know he really does, and by the time you say, , "are you thinking of marrying me", he might be too scared to jump out of his skin, so ladies, you should find some lady-like-extra-sweet-and-caring-salted-and-peppered way of putting it to him.
FamilyRe: What If A Girl Proposes Marriage To You? by kimba(m): 5:03pm On Mar 15, 2006
EH, if a girl proposes, whats wrong with that.

I will conclude that anyone(male/female) who would see a situation where a girl proposes to a guy as strange, is definitely in the stone age.

You know, some guys are extra "meek" nowadays. So i believe if a lady sees what she likes, cmon girl, go get it.

Yes, there are many fishes in the sea, but there is no other fish exactly like the one you want to catch, so rather than settling for something less/other than what you want, you better open your mouth and propose, abi ladies, what du u think, but not to directly on the other hand o, because a guy thats too shy to say "I love you", even if you know he really does, and by the time you say, , "are you thinking of marrying me", he might be too scared to jump out of his skin, so ladies, you should find some lady-like-extra-sweet-and-caring-salted-and-peppered way of putting it to him.
FamilyRe: What If A Girl Proposes Marriage To You? by kimba(m): 4:59pm On Mar 15, 2006
EH, if a girl proposes, whats wrong with that.

I will conclude that anyone(male/female) who would see a situation where a girl proposes to a guy as strange, is definitely in the stone age.

You know, some guys are extra "meek" nowadays. So i believe if a lady sees what she likes, cmon girl, go get it.
RomanceRe: In A Steady Relationship, When Can You Drop The Condom? by kimba(m): 4:55pm On Mar 15, 2006
of all the condom condomless condomize talk on this forum,

can @chinani pls explain
Well the reason I brought up a potential baby is b/c men/women always say, "Oh yea, we love each other. If a "surprise" baby came along we'd still be together. We LOVE each other." But when the baby comes along, instead of the smelling roses, you start smelling dirty diapers and the boy skates.
is there really a SUPRISE BABY

how many of you were born by SURPRISE? by the time a guy and a girl dump the condoms, by the time they configure a baby, then they are ready for COME WHAT MAY!!
RomanceRe: Do You Believe In Falling In Love With Pictures? by kimba(m): 4:31pm On Mar 15, 2006
@2nde

As long as its ONLY LADIES who have "seen your picture" and say they start falling in Love, then everything is OK with you and you should continue savoring the complements.

By the time one or two naija guys start telling you that they have fallen in love with you because of your picture, then there is a wahala at hand.

abi my bobos,
EducationRe: College Drop-Out In Nigeria by kimba(m): 4:20pm On Mar 15, 2006
You know that in Nigeria, THERE IS NO FUTURE, its ONE DAY AT A TIME.

Even the college graduate who made the 2:1 thing sef is walking around the streets looking for work. At least, we are sure that after 1 or 2yrs, he or she might get an NYSC call-up letter, and after that, the bleak future begins.

How much more or should i say less, the college drop-out.

Lets just pray that God, Have Mercy.
RomanceRe: You Saw Her Through Her Education Now She Elopes With Another Man! by kimba(m): 4:16pm On Mar 15, 2006
@misright

just wondering why you are asking the question, as you say you're a female - taking you for your profile, are you the person concerned, im sorry for asking, but are you the "fiancee" who has been "seen through her education" and now "wants to elope with another man?"

is it that you need advice on the eloping issue? or what exactly, or is the case the other way around, as in you saw a man through his education and now he wants to elope with another woman?

pls kindly put the problem in the right perspective, so we could put our advices int he right perspective too.

im confused, but just wondering.
TravelRe: Dual Citizenship by kimba(m): 12:44am On Mar 12, 2006
a lot of passport talks, all these immigration issues,

for me, i was born in the U.K. Ive got two main passports that i use, one is Chinese and the other a Nigerian Passport. Ive got a U.S passport too, but I prefer going around with my Chinese passport, We are the next rulers of the world, Go China tongue, and u know, its kinda funny that the immigration officers always give me some extra time, and an extra look whenever I travel, whats a black man doing with a Chinese Passport? They can go verify all they want, mine is grade A authentic.

Worse, I usually dont speak english when I travel, to put more effect into the whole ordeal. If I dont speak French, I blow my Mandarin or Nihongo(japanese).

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