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chomytex:
Patience,ndidi,endurance,ogadinma and the likes...I hate those names.
I'm only here to read comments and learn.

you no hate those names pass me

The landlord, the parents, all the adults living in that house all failed this poor kid
Above all, I blame the mother more for not using her motherly instinct
It's not rocket science to know that a well like this will eat up a child one day
How careless can people be?
The boy has gone back to his maker jare
RIP dear boy

Phema:
Looks like it.

too bad for him, it's not going that route.

OP, what is ur true plans for this thread?

A tribal bashing thread

moca:
Abeg,una well done o.

Fibroid and pregnancy,any chance of giving birth normal?

D person don get miscarriage b4. 16 weeks gone. D thing is increasing as pregnancy advances.

Our wonderful drs did scan,didnt tell them, instead prescribed ampiclox and salbutanol without test. Lady said her abdomen is paining her like menses wan show.

Pls what can be done?

If the fibroid is not in a position that would affect pregnancy, the doctors will just mention it to you in passing but nothing major is required.
However, if the fibroid is big or will disturb the baby, a surgery has to be carried out before the lady is advised to take in cuz she will either not be be able to take in easily or it would continuously affect the pregnancy.

Bit since she is already pregnant, she has to hope and pray for a miracle. With God, all things are possible.

Lovinam,i don bounce back
Thank u sweetie.
Kimoni, ebi like say here na una area

Cococandy,what r u doing here?

See as d thread dey pull u

Very normal

Abeg everybody,una get suggestion for this matter?

Mocalistic, how my baby? borri nko?
As I don born finish naa
I just dey here dey rent myself for Omugwo services but these mamas no even appreciate am sef
Just because of small sleep wey Doctor say make I dey sleep
them think say vigilante easy
I still dey here sha
Anybody wey need me

missmalachi:
@ senior Modath, am not jumping other july mama's oooooo.am just ensuring the August mama have started warming up.beside the remaining july mama are all offloading this week.

Missmalachi, my hand no dey this thing you wan start o
You want these July mamas wey body dey pepper them to tear cloth for you?
You want start to dey do August roll call on the 20th??

Modath, Proudy, who remain again for July sef - over to una

OP don buy market for this thread

@tallgirlslim

Congrats on the birth of your angel. God bless the whole family

uprightman:
How can I commercialize it?

You could write for magazines, newspapers etc or write scripts for nollywood movies
Seriously, I checked your profile and I think you got talent
Your hypothetical scenarios generate a lot of undue emotions
Yet it comes natural to you

Chi Adichie probably started like this too

uprightman:
How can I commercialize it?

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beedam:
Concluding part

Beeeedaaaammmmm

Choi! So you went behind me to collect settlement, you are now sharrringgg ur bs just like that

laide4:
I am francisT.

i would never have guessed.....

laide4:
He started it.
He's jobless and i am super jobless.

Where is that 39years old medical doctor wannabee?

Laide I am cracking my brain to know who you are

Kulyie likes long and funny monikers, Francistony prefers posh English names

So Biko, Laide who are you naa

I can't keep up with alternative monikers walahi

naijababe:
Edwife and Damiso, make una show me a mammy water with a 'fro nau

Naijababe, don't try Edwife ooo
The babe has encyclopedia of gifs and foto
I wonder where she gets 'em from

Oh Lord! Why don't I have this kind of writing talent

OP, you are a case

Hahahahhhahhahhahahahhhaha

@ uprightman

You are a genius ooo, how do you come up with all these marriage scenarios
Pls don't waste your talent ehnn, try and commercialize it
I truly wish I can create emotion-stirring threads like this but I can't

But don't stop dishing it to us on NL biko
Let me sit back and watch from the sidelines
**grabs popcorn**

beedam:
You know say I always get plans, another awoof don enter.

I go sue ozycy for spoiling my business.

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Iyalaje of Nairaland, make sure the money is in birrions o

chii8:
Hello people,please in a layman's term,what does a trace of protein imply in the system of a pregnant woman....thanks in advance.

I also had constant irregular traces of protein in my urine then, it's common during late pregnancy.

In small quantities, it's nothing to be afraid of but when it's on the high side, it can cause pre-enclampsia which can result to high blood pressure. Pls ask your doctor the levels found in your urine.

Again, it might be noticed this month and then it regulates itself the following month. Usually, when it's observed, you would be asked for more frequent tests for better observation.

ozycy:
page 387. I had to go back and read it again the drama no be here ooo.

But why

When I don get plan for this awoof

beedam:
I fit use this thing make money ooo. Thinking of putting it in an audio CD and sell to mamas here. Money don come oooo

Iyalaje, I could bet my last kobo you were going to think like this. Na me go helep you collect the money sha

RashMe:
Pls o senior mama, on what page is Senior Beedam Bs, didnt get to read it. Thanks

I'll find it dear and give you the link. Her story will brighten ur day.












***beedam's bs is now in high demand kwa***

modath:


@lovinam,
Carry omo odo follow cos you sef na baby 2.0

Me wey i shy pass shylock .... but i cool ooo, my only issue be mouth, i shoot straight but God go helep me...

@prouddad38,

Daddy oyoyo, .. *in lil proudy's voice*... great to hear from you.i know you cant wait to meet proudy, all your dreams & prayers for your baby, the Lord will bring to pass..Amen

***modath is here bolts out from thread****

OrangeDream:
Nigerian gurls are almajiris.. I realized dis donkey years ago.. I nor dey waste my time wit dem

Oh Lord!!!

Chillis:
My dear. I take style tell hubby that I prefer old sef
. He said " pls Nooo. This is better

You need to see the style I put up during jigijigi.
firm belly... legs ...

Chai.
these days I do just weight lifting and push up.
Will start cycling soon sha.

Join the healthy eating part kimoni.

You and Naijababe, make una no break una waist ooooo

Chillis:
The skin is disgusting ! With the rash looking fat dripping out of it

Yuck!
my packs Don form oh.

Normally I see it during exercising, last week I saw it for the first time while I was getting g ready for work.

Oh boy... I was just giving myself different posture in front of the mirror.



Now, I know that diet and exercise is the best

shakara olooje oooo

naijababe:
You won't disappear, that bumbum will be pert and easier for cupping

Pastor Mrs!!!!

Chillis:
You dey squeeze face abi.
I have told you what to do.

Grill your chicken after removing the flesh. Make sure you have enough spicé you lobe on them.

Eat your shiken and chip once in 2 weeks. Gradually cut it off.

Do it gradually and I bet you won't believe the step you will be taking.

remove the sweetest part of the shiken fa

Mbanu!! I will do JM 20 times instead

I need to show you my 4 packs sef

naijababe:
Chilli dey find your trouble abi?


Thank you Chilli, I will do that henceforth

Chillis like to dey jolosi that my food too mush

Chillis:
My dear, participate with them. What you have to do is, if you know of any social gathering before hand, eat and drink some healthy stuff like fruits or vegetable before you go so when you grab a cake or bacon it will take you ages to finish while chatting and having fun.

On social gathering I don't go rejecting food.
I pick from the healthiest ones and by then I had already eaten some banana or avocado bellyfull

Always remember to eat healthy before you step out to that owambe with shiken and chips .

Wailing wailer!! Shiooorrrr

lovinam:
Ah ah ah! You wiked gan o! Which one be sleep 20years. Proudmom u haf seen wats is to come na abi? U berra loose her nos juo! Kai!

Na modath house u will go for d omugwo o! She go arrange every for u in a wicked way.

Chai!!! Modath? That babe is fire...I no go last 3 days for her house

Before I say one, she go don say 10. Mba!!!

I want a quiet and shy mama