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naijababe:
Ahnaha...............don't do that nau

You wan make i disappear ni? make my husband no see any flesh touch for my body again baa

Naijababe, why do you hate me so much

lovinam:
Madam kimoni u no de do ya work well o! So na only omugwo u wan go abi? Make u go de chop fish and beta soup. Asko!! Go and teach her what to do so pouddy can come out. Show her the burglar proof method juo. Kikikikikikikiki.

Let the baby take time jare, no need for hurry

Omugwo sweet die, I laugh anytime I remember Beedam's story

Proudy, na master bedroom I want oo and remember, I eat only fresh fish

Plus I hate all these Cotonou-imported frozen chicken and turkey , they must be killed on that day oo

and don't forget, my DR says I must sleep 20 hrs in a day...old age things

naijababe:
The coporate environment has to be the worst place to be if you are trying to maintain a healthy life style

Dancing tonigh, my left shoulder still a bit sore. Kimoni has caught up with me nice one and take it easy o. Maybe you will be the first to do level 2

I am surely taking a long break after Day 20

amma watch you all from the sidelines in level 2

proudmom38:
Lolz! u re mouthed...

I will withdraw my Omugwo services if you continue to be rude

You think it's an easy job Just ask Beedam

Prouddad38:
Good noon to all the Mamas in the house... A big congrats to all the Mamas and out new born babies... I wish you all the joy, smiles and happiness from above oooo.

@Kaffy4bill, @All_The_Beautiful_Mamas, I am so sorry for being absent for a while now... man bizy sha... Make una no vex ooo. Just know that I share in your joys all day as the Good news keeps coming in for all July Mamas...

The Proudy family is happy for you all.

May God keep us all strong as one big family here. Thanks for your support for all pregy and expectant mamas.

Keep them babies coming.... haahahahahahaha

one love.

Well done oo Oga, May God bless your hustle

But pls get ready to report fully for duty this week ooo, your paternity leave is about to start

I will relieve sha you when I come for the Omugwo

ProudMum38/Modath/July mamas, on your marks...get set...#whereismygun

damiso:
Ok i will do that ..

I am an optimist about Naija ..i remember my husband used to get Visa to go to Nigeria cos he used to dread all the stories about stress to get a passport at Nigeria House.I could not get over getting visa to go to your own country.

I told him its not that bad and he actually admitted it when he went to get his passport recently.

So let me keep up that optimism and fingers crossed,besides man know man makes stuff easier in Naija sometimes.

so you sef come wan follow spoil our Naija abi I will report you to DSS
Pls holla me when you are ready....if I am in Naija too, I can surely help

When rules are enforced in Naija ehnn you won't believe it's the same set of people you know, we can be the most efficient when the stakes are high

damiso:
going after the 20th( that's when my AL starts)

Going for a wedding and they are already vexing with my flying visit but you know how UK is now .All annual leave is planned around school holidays and half terms so I cant spare more than that no of days.

I don't have the luxury of spending one whole day at any bank .maybe i should just jejely do it in the UK and book half day off work.

lol...try Naija first...things might just be different

damiso:
which determination? You did not see where i said i ate the jollof rice yesterday ni esp as hubby kept saying 'jollof rice yen dun gan o try ' its almost finished though so don't think will have anymore of it as hubby has taken some to share with his mate at work.

The remaining quinoa is my lunch today sha.

You still tried naa

I dont even bother fighting this healthy food war, it's a battle I know I can't win

I will rather do JM 20 times a day

Maybe later in later in life sha...

damiso:
I need to sort this BVN too me sef get some small kobo kobo in Naija.i nefa reach tassans and mirrions like all of una.

Going to Nigeria in October though so maybe I should kuku wait and do It then if the deadline is Oct 31st.

Just that I am spending just 6/7 days , I need to make time for that as well grrrr.

Damiso, not sure when you are traveling but if you are traveling late October when it's very close to the deadline, hmnnn trust Naija now, they all won't come out till quarter to deadline and you will have to join them to queue up from Zungeru to Abuja to register.

You saw what happened in June before the deadline was shifted?

edwife:
chillisauce,chillis,chillisauce how many times did I call you?

Better go with the latter o,because i don't trust kimoni and CBN....

edwife:
follow kimoni at your own peril,instead of the queen to "eat" your small money taht you will spend coming here,CBN will have a fill come 31 October.

Didn't you read what she said? you won't have access to it by November meaning,finito,done,c'est fini!

na lie...CBN will not eat ur money. Anytime you do the needful after October 31st, you will get ur money intact. If any rookie account officer is saying rubbish, a mere strongly-worded letter to the bank will suffice. Edwife just wants you to come and see that her 50 packs she has been showing Efe codedly

But seriously Chillis, if you can't do the BVN reg. anytime soon, just go for a long tenored investment eg tbills and break it when you have complied, that way, you won't loose income on your funds till you are ready. You be guru for that one na

ebonflex:
Abi what will you say before?
Who doesn't like free money?
Him doing all that doesn't make him more or less of a man. As long as there is balance, any jara can be taken as a nicety.
But you and your "Whats mine is mine, whats yours is ours" mantra....are actually less of a woman. Because your own is not even balanced. You want a parasitic relationship and not a symbiotic one.

The kind of evil that will see your FAMILY (Not your husband. Stop talking like as if you are just a phuking guest in the family) go and collect loan from bank to solve a matter when you have money there and don't really have any plans for it besides it just being "your money".

You've now conveniently forgotten all the bride price and wahala he went through (especially if you are igbo).
Your kind don't deserve marriage.

Who is this rude and mannerless thing? Who asked for your opinion in this matter?
Do I look like someone who discusses with goats?
Your curses are redirected back to you in a million fold. Idiot!!!

Toks2008:
Im begining to see how special,different and disciplined i am when it comes to taking my eyes off my woman finances.

i may be as broke as brokelyn but i give no hute about my lady s money.

if you like be a billionaire,i will still buy your undies for you with my money because thats my duty,to take care of my woman

some guys are real jerks.

Pickabeau1, Coogar

See my kind of man right here

There are still people like him o

Chillis:
Better news sef.
Make the money dey breathe until I get him strength.

Don't mind edwife and naijababe.. they want me to come to London so the queen will eat my pounds sterling

Too mush mirrionss

Chillis:
My dear,
flight money - 40euro
In country transport - 400
hotel - 80 x 3 days...240.

Feeding...

In fact I no do again. If anything happen to my money., the fight no go contain me and FG

Lol..nothing will happen to your money, they just won't give you access to it from November

Day 14 done...

skipped it yesterday and didn't plan on doing it today too but I was feeling very heavy and uncomfortable I had to run to JM.

After Day 20, we'll see how it goes....I don't wish to be a JM addict

Chillis:
This London journey sef. I heard say one flight like that na 40euro to and fro
Easyjet or so.
How I go dey spend money like this for how much kwanu ?

Chilli, spend small from this your fivehundredthaasand naira naa

Chillis:
Pls does anyone have the address of this bvn center in diaspora?
I no wan hear say buhari., tinubi and ameachi chop my small money wey I get for naija bank.

And I hope it's just restrictions on the account they will be doing and not writing the account off.

These people can do anything I swear.
naijababe, edwife., r213

There is a center in London, abeg fly there sharp sharp before it closes

EfemenaXY:
Na wa oh! You ladies really mean business here. I've been stuck in limbo and not exercising much these days...recently changed jobs and still trying to find my feet, so exercising has been taken down a notch...so tired too! Combining work, busy-busy family life, etc + exercising...not even been to the gym in ages sef

Anyway, I just climbed the scale, Chillisauce style, expecting to see 75+ kg...maybe 80kg sef...but thankfully, na 71.8kg even though I cheated last night with my kids' left-over KFC and more(Confession time)

Okay.Moaning over. Lemme hit the mat and do some sit-ups and lower abs workout, '80's style. Will report back to class when I'm done exercising.

Morning ladies!

it's allowed jor

damiso:
Taken naijababe advice and did not continue JM but had to absolutely go for a jog/run this morning ( I had two slices of dominos pizza yesterday ), did 8.27 km and will do some other light exercises before going to bed

Got delivery of some new workout gear today .. My husband was shaking his head he said so 'working out is another excuse for shopping ' > I don't know whats his own needed extra sport bras(as I had just one), running socks,new workout clothes as well.

I have two running/gym shoes but my friend said I need to go get my feet tested to get the proper one for my feet.

I can just picture my husband saying the same thing.

Damiso, but all these things you want to buy, diarris God oo

naijababe:
I know that, in fact my mum used to say that if you carry a man around in a sack on your head, he will arrange himself if he wishes to . So I will put it this way, he looks like a god, I wanna look like a goddess

Go girl!

mbulela:
Lepa or Orono, if him Wan sample outside, him go still arrange parole.
I wish women would appreciate the fact that most of the time it is not their fault.
Even jayZ dey arrange parole outside. Men dey cheat on Halle Berry.
Besides your oga might be like me and have a disdain for Brazilian weaves.

Words on marble

If there is no hope of getting your money back anytime soon, count your losses and run

But if there is any trick you can use, pls get ur money and run.

Next time, don't lend out money you can't afford to write off.

Op, this is not even an issue. The couple will settle their issues, infact, they have already settled while you are still here looking for who is at fault. Nobody is at fault, they needed to do that to have a steamy makeup love session when the guy returns from his trip.

My money is my money, his money is our money...

If he needs my money, strictly on my terms...

OP, if this is not ur mantra, it's difficult to start now else it will cause a lot of division in ur home. Like he already asked you "do you want to start keeping secrets from him?". I feel for you and wish I could advise you but it's a tough situation. You will have to apply wisdom and tread carefully.

I have never practised this joint spending for various reasons, one of which is that I married an impulsive spender too and I foresaw the potential challenges well ahead.

Whatever works for you, pls go ahead and do it.

If you believe prayer is the answer, why not?

And if you believe cutting a bit of his joystick off will deter him, just do it.

Or if you cant stand it at a all, separate for sanity's sake.

Different women, different solutions.

Kimoni:
Day 12 done

Day 13 gone

Anita's press ups remain a walk in the park, but as much as I want to try the main thing, I give up after 2-3 rounds

Not sure I will ever complete it except I focus solely on strengths

And this is somebody's wife baa, olosho in disguise

Shame!

I always eat my sausage this way...I guess I hate the combination in my mouth. Same with boiled eggs, I eat the white and yolk separately

oblo:
Any one wanna join me in some bush meat peper soup?

looks like snake to me

moca:
Hello everybody
Ifyalways,cococandy,edwife,lovinam, efenema,babyosisi,kimoni,babe3 chillisause and others.

Hope body and soul dey together?
Cheers

Abeg make una remember me in prayer.
Highly depressed and (can't bring myself to say d other one. It's well sha. I shall still conquer this one)
Mostly offline these days. May or may not come back depending.

Kiss from me to u all.

Mocalistic!!! Pls don't be depressed I beg u. Just take it one day at a time and it will be all over.

How's baby