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FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by Kimoni: 10:21pm On May 28, 2015
coogar:
God is partial.
He never hid his bias towards the isrealites. as for gender superiority, it was all settled in eden. it says your husband(man) shall rule over you.
God is not partial!!!

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me.(emphasis on anyone)

Let's even say I agree with physical gender superiority, we are still going to be judged by the same set of rules ultimately.

But unfortunately, girls are not waiting for judgement these days, the bug has bitten them and they are beating men in their own game

I'll find it hard to blame such women if men still have that mentality that "it's okay just because I am a man"
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by Kimoni: 8:48pm On May 28, 2015
bellong:
Well, the single ladies should take the evil counsel at their own peril.

No matter the equality pushed by some folks, the female gender will always suffer some consequences that nature fortunately make men go free.

I only pity the sheepish and gullible ones.
Bellong, this is a myth

This belief is really the genesis of this messed up game

What or who is nature? God or humans?

I know God is definitely not partial, so humans must be "nature"

Men need to re-evaluate themselves and realize there are no two set of rules anywhere

No matter how long it takes, the chicken must come home to roost
FamilyRe: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by Kimoni: 8:35pm On May 28, 2015
bukatyne:
I think our society is very hypocritical and sometimes, we do not relate issues here with the real world.

I honestly don't think I would want to hear How my husband strangled people to death.or If he has slept with 50 women and probably 30 without condoms or How many prostitutes gave him a Mouth Action.

Simple I was once a cultist or I was once sexually loose will do for me. Imagining 30mouths had been There before mine or the hands caressing me has strangled people is enough to permanently kill the desire in me abeg.

If it something life threatening or can affect the future then your spouse needs to know in details maybe not too gory.
FamilyRe: To Women: I Beg You by Kimoni:
dinachi:
Kai, I am highly disappointed in you!
We are talking about women like you who dress well speak well yet they stink terribly down there.
The so called women of substance whose substance is odoriferous.
Pls be properly guided.
grin grin grin Clown

abeg I have strict deadlines ahead of me jor
FamilyRe: Female Bank Manager Caught Red Handed By Husband In Bed With Driver by Kimoni: 6:22pm On May 28, 2015
this world has finally turned upside down
FamilyRe: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by Kimoni: 6:14pm On May 28, 2015
Sophyrocks:
Hahahhahahaha. grin

I heard osho baba's wife gist o. Mehn, men are soooo gullible. Just be beautiful and lie that you are virgin they will just lick your feet. Who does osho baba think he is deceiving with the 'Virgin story'? For im mind e wise well well bypassing nigerian women to marry a foreigner after sleeping with so many Edo state university babes. Infact his s.excapades are well known all over edo state and girls can tell the size of his organ sef. I read a blog where girls were washing his dirty linen. Chai! After trying so hard to avoid a runz babe, he ended up with one for a wife. grin grin

My belief is men that think they are soooo smart living anyhow lives usually end up with ladies who are just like them. Cunning man die, cunning woman bury am o. You have a very bad lifestyle feeling like a cat with 9 lives, life will throw at you someone who is just like you. Karma works o.
Na so o

I was shocked when I saw Oshobaba advising people to stop messing around
And nearly fainted when he said he married a virgin
For im mind now, he is very smart
Chop orisirisi, clean mouth, come marry virgin
Hahahhahahahhahahaha

The wildest of them forming alpha males are usually the most gullible but they never realize it
FamilyRe: Ladiea, Does This Action Hurt You Or Eat You Up? by Kimoni:
Punishing me by not eating my food?? Hahahhahahahhahahaha

After how many years of marriage naa

It doesn't bother me at all

Why should it?

We all express our anger in different ways

He is free to express his in whatever way as long as he doesn't cross the line
FamilyRe: Women Pray For Their Spouse But The Men Send Theirs Packing When Caught Cheating by Kimoni: 4:45pm On May 28, 2015
amtheone:
Always remember this: man and woman, they are not the same.
Lies from the pit of hell

Nothing can be farther from the truth
FamilyRe: Women Pray For Their Spouse But The Men Send Theirs Packing When Caught Cheating by Kimoni: 4:44pm On May 28, 2015
Double standards everywhere...this is what is turning the world upside down

Gratefully, God's standards remains the same.

All will be judged equally
FamilyRe: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by Kimoni: 4:39pm On May 28, 2015
charles316:
Outperforming men? Do not wake from your dream.
My dear, believe whatever makes you sleep at night ooo

~ This is Africa

~ It's a man's world

~ It pays men to cheat but not women

~ My wife is virgin(like Osho baba believes grin grin)

Imagine Osho baba that is a master in this ashana business boasting he married a virgin

Virgin ko, Vagina ni
FamilyRe: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by Kimoni: 4:33pm On May 28, 2015
babyosisi:
Another thing along this same line
A man and woman deeply in love,what do some stupeed women do,send pictures of their nakid behinds and pictures in compromising positions to their sweetheart because of live.
If they happen to eventually marry fine
What if they don't a.
Suddenly a picture of your naked self is somewhere in space and could be worldwide at the click of a button
What woman wants that?
Women do a lot of stupeed things without thinking
Same thing here
Share what is necessary,keep others
I have no pity for women who share naked pictures

So so steeewpid

I can't even allow my husband of how many years to take naked pictures of moi

For wetin naa

talkless of sending to one boyfriend
FamilyRe: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by Kimoni: 4:21pm On May 28, 2015
charles316:
[b]There is nothing you can do about it [/b]but to live a good life.
Says who?

This is the mistake men are making that is turning the world upside down

Quit the double standards!!!!!!

Women are fast learning and even outperforming men in this dirty game

It's a man's world as much as it is a woman's world

Wake up to reality
FamilyRe: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by Kimoni:
My opinion:

Come clean with your spouse, the truth always sets one free

But again, wisdom is profitable in all things:there may be no need to go into the gory details of your past

Who needs to hear all that anyway

Most importantly, ensure the openness is both ways, it's not only women that should be spilling like parrots
FamilyRe: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by Kimoni: 3:44pm On May 28, 2015
kilode100:
Coming clean you sayhuh?... Who has it helpedhuh
It's only below average men that are interested in such nonsense.... What will it achieve to sit down with a man that there is no guarantee that he will be there till death do us part to tell him dirt's about my past...

Anyway the truth is that there is no man born of a woman that can handle my past.
1,I have sucked many unwashed ass holes...
2,I used to like been beaten before getting fhucked.
3,I love foursome a lot... I take on three guys at once..
4,I lost count of abortions but I ve two adorable kids to call mine now.
5,I ve repented completely.

Do you still think I should spillhuh
See what double standards between men and women has caused in Nigeriahuh

When what is good for the goose has never been good for the gander angry

The hunter is fast becoming the hunted...

Bushmeat don finally catch the hunter...

cry cry cry cry
FamilyRe: To Women: I Beg You by Kimoni:
Dinachi, truly, you keep opening thread after thread complaining about women's pus3ie and I am wondering who is to blame for that?

Don't you think it's high time you up your game?

Spend a little more, carry neater girls and see if you won't get better value for your money. How can you go to slums night after night to carry dirty oloshos and you think they won't smell? Something be pis5ing you off so badly yet you won't stop shocked shocked

My guy, quit the noise and up your game.

#thankmelater
FamilyRe: Happy Birthday To Me!!! by Kimoni: 11:42pm On May 27, 2015
Happy Birthday!
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Kimoni: 8:35pm On May 27, 2015
prettytrust:
My birth story,for those dat hav been going thru my post I was supose to b team June mom but due to my premature labour hav ben having Dr as me to tak some injection so as to help me reach 37wks which I did,then I told him d day I will like to deliver which was on Friday n he agreed to it,so I came dt morni @ abt 10am went for inducing then after 2hr my Dr help me broke d water later place me on drip so gradually I startd daliting although it was painfully later the my Dr insertd is hand n startd doing sm turning to quicken it,still in pains then bf I knew it I told him I wantd to poo then he said I shld go ahead which I did then after fews push my prince came out....imagine I have two girls bf but scan told me it was a girl again n I hav been havin sleepless night but ThankGod it was a boy so am really really happy. Naming ceremony on fri expecting everyone.lol.sorry for d long story
Wonderful birth story smiley. Kisses to your prince.

Just send the address, I will start fasting from today.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Kimoni: 5:48pm On May 27, 2015
cutielucy:
Mama's n papas in the house,

I don born oo,my twin babies a boy n a girl r here...dem no gree me reach June o,as early as 3:30am baby A's water broke nd I just run go hospital..healthy babies born @ 37wks 1day..tru C.s..edd was June 15th..God is faithful I'm over d moon..

Make I try rest small..tnxxx
@ Iyaeji and cutielucy : Congrats mamas, God bless ur angels
FoodRe: Terrible.. Look What I Saw In My Drink by Kimoni: 2:26pm On May 27, 2015
chocolateme:
Who has an idea of how I can go about reporting this? I have not opened it yet and I drink schweppes a lot ..
If you get a good lawyer, you have gotten wealthy overnight.

Sue their ass!
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Kimoni: 2:12pm On May 27, 2015
FINA4804:
If your baby takes milk and take it well,dont bother to much,you can introduce food like indomie,and other adult foods. Then leave the child to be hungry he will also eat
Concerning seven seas I gave my daughter from birth and it worked for us even cod liver oil though it was not priscribed for us in the hospital.
Personally, I don't advise Indomie/noodles for babies, even kids, but if you have to, pls avoid the spices as much as possible and use just a little of it. Also, try and combine with other nutritious food like mackerel, eggs, mashed vegetables etc

Indomie on its own has got very little nutrients and some experts advise strongly against the use of its spice esp for children.
FoodRe: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by Kimoni: 10:19am On May 27, 2015
naijababe:
grin grin grin grin grin grin It is not as terrible as it sounds. Most of those juices are actually quite tasty and can be sweet when you include certain fruits i.e. apples, oranges, pears etc
Na next week I go know whether this is true or not cheesy
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Kimoni: 10:15am On May 27, 2015
missmalachi:
HaOº°˚ha ˚°haºoo.ha Oº°˚ha˚°ºoo. Oº°˚haha˚°haºoo
I hv plans for dat vigilante oooooo.am planin 2 get milk extractor ooo so dat me n DH n mumc wil b rotating duties oooo
cheesy cheesy

**yimu**

If you like get 10 milk extractors, you can't extract more than your body can produce baa tongue tongue Just prepare for it jejely and be strong when it's time.

I used to get frustrated and cry a lot with my first baby as she just wouldn't allow me sleep in the night at all yet I wanted to do exclusive. Nobody warned me about it and I didn't see it coming.

But subsequent babies, I had prepared myself mentally and was well prepared. I slept during the day when they are sleeping. I had to receive less visitors, cook in bulk and reduced house chores to give me more time to sleep.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Kimoni: 10:01am On May 27, 2015
missmalachi:
Thank u.for now let me enjoy my best sleeping position
cheesy grin, infact, enjoy your sleep in whatever position cuz by the time vigilante starts, lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
FoodRe: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by Kimoni: 9:59am On May 27, 2015
naijababe:
Lol..........it got you sick and I bet you will back there in a few days. Me, I have cheat days, I am a sucker for Oreo cookies, so I only eat them on my cheat days now.

My recipes come from here, but mean green is quite a popular recipe. Every one adapts to their taste, like I did this morning.

https://juicerecipes.com/recipes/
Problem is I cheat everyday angry angry sad

But I am repenting from next week, then I'll start drinking spinach and parsley shocked smiley
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Kimoni: 9:52am On May 27, 2015
missmalachi:
Gud evening mama's in d house,am in my 27th wk now n d only comfortable sleeping position 4 me is my back.even wen I try to sleep wit my side,i wak up lyin on my back.
All I kip hearing is dat its nt gud but wit no concrete reason givin to me.
Sleep in your most comfortable position...very soon, you won't even be able to maintain a position for you long.
FoodRe: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by Kimoni: 9:40am On May 27, 2015
EfemenaXY:
grin grin grin

Abeg carry go jor.

Come, make you do drop engine na. I don ready my gele and 1960's old mama bag for the naming ceremony / baby shower. You know - those deep, deep bags handbags where you fit package plates of jollof rice, chicken legs (Kimoni style tongue ), moi-moi, goat meat (babyosisi style tongue tongue ), with some extra space for Goldspot and Limca... cool

Yep, family and work are fine. Work's getting hectic so my contributions here will be less frequent. Probably few and far between, hence my shout out to you before I go underground completely.

Re: the other stuff...okay then. As long as you lot are comfortable with it and have proper contingency plans in place. Hardwork, but good luck though. T'is for a worthy cause. smiley
grin grin grin

Very soon, my name will change from Abram to Abraham. I will get to the promise land soon.

Watch this space! wink smiley grin
FoodRe: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by Kimoni: 9:32am On May 27, 2015
Welcome back Moca dear. How's the football match going on?

Naijababe inspired lunch... tongue tongue grin

I need to stop taking this food, it got me very sick yesterday.

HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Kimoni: 6:16pm On May 26, 2015
modath:
@Kimoni,
The wrapper level is the shiznit!! The baby will wake sef & just maintain for back.
Who no like berra thing wink
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Kimoni: 6:04pm On May 26, 2015
waxdude:
undecideduhhh okay,been follwin dis thread bt nt fot once posted any pic...well I prepared dis...wateva dey call it porridge yam or pottage...me I dunno..al I'm concern abt is it tastes nice n my stomach luvit grin grin cococandy,efemenaxy,akposy,herzumpter,kimoni,ewuro4,smartmom,babyosisi,naijababe...Oya ohhh make una tell me if I try grin
Well done bro. Very healthy.

Now I can't post the unhealthy lunch I had today angry angry
FoodRe: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by Kimoni:
Ate watermelon for the first time this year while making fried rice. it was heavenly. Next best thing after kpekusing cool

FoodRe: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by Kimoni: 12:33am On May 26, 2015
Chillisauce:
Which one is rubber umbrella cheesy.
You know the normal tiny umbrella that wind can decide to change it shape anytime. And you know most naija markets with tiny space for people to move about.

being healthy should cover both internal and external body. Very high degree of hot sun ca n affect ones brain.
shocked shocked shocked shocked
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Kimoni: 5:18pm On May 25, 2015
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