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SAMBARRY:
I don't even know the difference between onila and tpia



2 of them are similar and have a lot in common


onila are you now into comedy or amusement business?

You know, for a long time, I thought there were the same person until I noticed some things are very different about them despite all the similarities eg tpia follows no one while Onila follows the whole world but I love them both anyways

They are the reason why I keep coming back to NL

Cococandy, I see you enjoy them both as well

mytestimony:
Please I noticed my baby's eye is not clear white. I have heard of women putting breast milk in the eye to brightten it. Please is it right? Does it work? What can I do?
I also noticed tears always in one eye. Then just now as she woke dat eye is a bit puffy. I want to go c a pead but what can I do in themmeantime. Home remedies please

Yeah, breastmilk helps a lot

Why do I have the feeling that Moca is gonna look back on this thread someday very soon and say, "wow, why was I even mad" and she'll call you Efe and you guys will laugh over it.

Com'on sisters, let's forget this ever happened.

Efe, you know how the thing dey do somebody for body na?

Moca, pele but trust me babes, Efe meant no harm, na those hormones cause wetin just happen now. Truth is I was laughing when I saw ur initial outburst. Twins dey do somebody strong thing

Kuly Kuly, Mighty Igor, se make I pour you cold water?

It's okay, mummies

^^^

Lol...but ur story is not too long naa, anyway, congrats. God bless ur angel and the family

Binthere:
Dear Mamas,

My LO will be one tomorrow and I am thinking of starting him on beverage soon. Pls which is better, Nesquik or Ovaltine?

Also, I am still waiting to hear from any mama that knows a good creche in or around Akoka. Thanks

Surestart on Queens road, Yaba is very good but you'll need to book a space for ur LO several months before

julicoka:
Rejoice wit me God has done it.he blessed us with BBB on 30th April birth story later

Congrats mama

God bless our BBB and the entire family

Chillisauce:
I just put little oil, throw my half chopped onion and garlic, fry for 1Min, throw in the tomatoes , seasonings, mushrooms etc..leave for 2min. put my rice and top water little above it. Close my pot.
put the timer for 12min. By the time I open that pot, correct jellof rice Don ready. No time

As for beans, when it's soft , I use my masher and mash the gaddam thing. Then leave it for more 3min or so. I don't wait for it to mash itself
.

Chilli you can cook for Africa

Correct babe!

After reading osisi's comments, I just had to pack my bags immediately and off I go. i laughed too much I can't continue.

If I miss my deadline for the submission of this paper, somebody should pls hold Osisi

And I need a reminder never to read her comments when my "work" mood is activated

smartmom:
Lol at bolded. My daighter eats half of the dried fish if I ask her to help me wash it. She goes on to say 'mummy you are lucky to be a mummy o. You are free to eat all the meat and fish you like, I cant wait to become a mummy'. Imagine sake of meat etc o

these children ehnnn

babyosisi:
My bladder got weak after my last born
I no dey drink liquid like that
Before the thing catch me for main road

Osisi wan kee me ooo

Efe, trust me, I can't carry last lai lai

As long as babyosisi is still in the race ooo

Chillisauce:
moca has been looking for trouble here. You didn't see it.

As we told her to munch brocolli you just appear to fight for her

Birds of same feather, im sure you are guilty of shiken and chips .
Oya confess. . we won't demote you but will not look into your next appraisal.

You be winch

Ok, I confess **hands up**

Chillisauce:
You need a pressure pot, trust me.
I use mine for virtually everything .
10min preparation of jollof rice.
cow leg
stockfish
beans
meat

If I want fast result, I use it.
start timing when you hear the first steam sound.
you don't even need much water as the steam does the job.
saves time, power,

No wonder!! Chilli, so you are amongst the people that gave me only pressure cookers as wedding gifts. Na so the things full everywhere for my house until I started dashing them out too. naija people sabi give pressure cooker and deep fryer walahi ; I should ask Cococandy how many she collected except them don repent these days sha

But seriously, how do you even cook jollof rice with pressure cooker Chilli? you add all the "everything" into the rice at once?

I used it back then only for cooking corn(u sabi say naija corn dey hard like rock) but meat Naaaaa

You know how many times I have to taste the meat before it's done and trust my kids, as i am tasting the thing, they are already begging me to let them taste as well. smh for this generation. I dare not ask during my days ooo na only to dey look my mama with style and see if she will remember me

But i will definitely need it now for this white beans and cowl leg. but you know it's actually healthier to cook with pressure cooker?

moca:
Eewh
Where r my tormentors?
So I'm free as air finally!

These ladies r military administrators I swear
The fear of them here is the beginning of losing weight


Hope u and family are bubbling?

Moca, ur own better naa, did I tell you I have started seeing Efe and Chilli in my dreams?

It gets worse when I am eating anything "unhealthy", na so I go dey see dia faces dey pop out from inside the food till I go use stubborn head finish the food or sometimes I go just vex leave the thing

God dey!

Family and I are okay o, we thank the Lord

zemaye:
Pressure cooker na your answer safes time and gas

Not a fan...I do per second monitoring of my food when cooking

Na so I go dey open pot hundred times as if I wan enta insaid

EfemenaXY:
Did you see her comment about eating a bucket of chicken and chips? And yet she says she's still hungry!

This conspiracy against Moca is too much oooo

Moca, from now ehnn, just hand over to anybody that attacks you except moi Multiply the blessing self by threefold.

EfemenaXY:
^^ Lol!

Babyosisi, here's an example of how I incorporate the 50-30-20 rule:

50% vegetables (broccoli and green peas)
30% proteins (beans cooked with no oil)
20% carbs (sweet potatoes)

Efe, I finally cooked this white beans and it's not in any way comparable to the brown beans. After cooking for so long (I am so sure my gas bill will skyrocket this month ) the softness of the beans still wasn't uniform; some were hard and some were soft. Also, I like marshy beans but this one will not just break up. It's so so not like my brown beans

Chillisauce:
You are not exempted oh. Your time go done pass 4 months, so carry your note book and join us.

No excuse.

Efe abeg, leave Moca alone ooooo

Let her enjoy as much as she can now, she go sweat am later

Moca, abeg enjoy the time wella, before you say jack now you don offload

all4naija:
Funny cake!Next time learn how to dress it properly. If I were your visitor and you served me that I won't eat it.

Definitely, you are just trolling

EfemenaXY:
Lol! You're welcome Kimoni.

If you can handle all five of them without sweating, then my, you are fit then. You go girl!

Like she mentioned in the video, a lot of what we are (physically) is 80% based on what we eat. You can have chicken and fries but you just have to eat sensibly. Take the chicken for example, rather than deep fry in fat (oils), I start off by boiling mine with the usual seasoning. Once thoroughly cooked, I then put them in the oven to grill. They come out looking and tasting like fried chicken, but without the oil. Also make sure that you remove the outer skin as that in itself contains a lot of fat.

As per the fries, rather than go for the higher calorific Irish potatoes, why not opt for the lower calorie sweet potatoes? Again, rather than fry, grill them. So you see, you get to eat the same thing, (chicken and chips), but in a smarter, heathier, way.

Oh, and don't forget to have lots of veg on the side. Especially the green ones.

Thanks Efe, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak but I am getting there though

edwife:
Oh christ!I can't deal with you

cococandy please what did I say i made

cococandy:


You won't leave edwife and efe alone?

All of us go join hand beat you o

Pls call me when it's time

sheweezy:
Please senior mama's I have a serious question, is it normal to be having like menstrual pain and I am in my 34th week, also my pelvic area hurts badly I can't walk well or turn well when lying down. Is this also part of the package? E saanu mi o. Teammates do u feel the same or na only me waka come?

Part of the package my dear, those menstrual like pains will graduate into full labour when ur baby is due hence ur body is preparing gradually for it.

As for the pelvic discomfort, ur baby is shooking head out small small ready to see you. So start preparing to hold your bundle of joy as well.

Juzzybabe:
Humm...this post touch me. I give birth a week ago to my first baby, and CS was never an option I ever dreamt of, but after I had labour for hours,I had to be scanned n it showed my water was insufficient to have a natural birth. The doctors told me CS was my way out. I had to accept to save my life and my baby. Still nursing the cut and pains my mother in law look me in the eyes and insulted me that I was too lazy to push my baby out. She has been telling people and even to my face that I wasted her son's money on CS all because I couldn't push. she said I didn't labour. I am hurt by her words but I pray God have mercy on her.

Pls don't believe the nonsense she is telling you and don't let it get to you. Maybe she is jealous you have achieved what she earnestly desires for her daughter, yet, mocking you is not the way to go about it.

Hope she doesn't try to put you down in other areas cuz you might need to talk to your hubby about it. The last thing you need with your baby is being disturbed emotionally. Asides from the fact that it can affect the production of your breas.t milk, babies can sense your emotional state of mind.

Pls be happy and don't let the trash she is spewing get to you in any way.

**hugz**

Chillisauce:
Almost 80% work is from what you eat. Try and eat healthy then add little exercise to it and you are good to go.

We are here to encourage you. Once a while do a detox. Blended fruits and vegetable. Then drink it. Flushes the system.

This is blended apple, water melon, strawberry and spinach.

Wont give up this fight...

Thanks Chilli

sayoberry:
My mum died yesterday evening.

May her soul rest in peace and may God grant you and other family members the fortitude to bear the loss.

Pls take heart and be strong for the twins. As humans, we cannot just rationalize some things that happen to us.

It is well

**hugz**

Juzzybabe:
Ok ma,I also discover a slime like in her poo,like she has jedijedi,should I ignore that too?

Is he feeling ok generally? No temperature or illness? Then you could jut wait it out and I am quite sure he would outgrow it over time but if it increases, it could be an allergy to a type of food he is getting from breast milk. You would then have to tweak your food to determine what he is really reacting to.

But for now, just continue to watch the poo everyday especially if he is feeling ok.

Juzzybabe:
My family,I greet ooo...@ helovesme welcome on board am. May God keep us all smiling always.

Pls mamas,my baby has developed the common skin rash associated with new born babies,please what can do about it? Is there any medication or cream clear it off.

Apply shea butter to the rashes but usually, it goes off on its own

helovesme:
hello mamas.

i have been a silent follower of this thread and the ttc thread even before i got married. lol. to God be the Glory, i got pregnant almost immediately after i got married.

I am a first time mum. i must say i have learnt a lot from both threads and God bless all the regular posters.

my favourite line on this thread is ''it comes with the package''

we will all carry to term in Jesus name. Amen.

#teamseptember

Congrats mama

Na soo, the package comes with a lot of "goody goodies"

all4naija:
Just cut down on your intake of fatty food. Okay? With rigorous exercises you are on your way to having a flat belly.

More like it. It's a battle I have to win though

Adding oil to my food is like applying make up on my face, oil beautifies your food and makes it look inviting.
It feels dry and awkward without it.




Efe, trust me, I didn't write the above.

BABE3:
No cooking till wednesday.

and that's all she wrote....

Me likey!

Living on the fast lane...do you keep ur shoes in ur car by any chance?

all4naija:
I like drastic actions at times. When I mean completely , I mean for the moment. Is that okay?

No, I prefer what is sustainable...especially with food