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Fear catch me when I see 'Alabama' market. OP, when are they moving to Washington market?

what is the subject of this thread again How to treat ur mother-in-law ba??

And yes I was expecting to see people proffering solutions on how best you can handle tantrums from MILs but the first few pages are people taking jabs at other posters who have contrary opinions to theirs.

You then wonder what this thread is really set out to achieve.

Not cool!

Fake story

MiracleMum:
My daughter has not poo pooed for 3 days now. She's struggling and trying hard to bring it out but it's not coming. Aside inserting soap in her anus, what else can I do please?

If she is on exclusive, then you need to watch your diet. Take more fruits, vegetables and proteinous foods.

The bicycle excercise also works for me.

Lie her on her back, then lift both legs up and move both legs in a cyclical manner like she is riding a bicycle.

@viviparity - don't wait till you have a full bladder before going for a wee. Take a lot of water and empty your bladder as often as possible.

bebe2:
No. Everything is still done in London.

And u get a new passport no more renewal stamp like before.

Wen filling the application on line, just pretend like it's a new application, pay the full fee for a new app.

On ur interview day, u can give them a prepaid envelope, they will post ur old and new passport back to you.

Very detailed, thanks Bebe. I wish their Fallowfield office could handle it though.

thanks Justwise

Bebe2/Justwise, pls were you able to get any info about the Manchester office? Do they handle passport issuance and renewals?

Thnks

EfemenaXY:
Your posts always crack me up.

Walahi

EfemenaXY:
Ahahn...abeg my hand nor dey that one o!

I understand...lol

EfemenaXY:


You didn't like the video, Bukky?

Efe, where did you get a video of babyosisi praying over her meal??

I have not even finished watching the video but I can bet my 2kobo this is how babyosisi blesses her food

Nice one

My new found snack (in the spirit of moving away from fried meals)

jiro:
Hello everyone I hope that all our little ones are doing great. Pls I need your help. My 2yr old son has refused to eat. All my attempt at cajoling,petting, forcing have fallen on deaf ears. He has lost so much weight and is no longer chubby infact he is skinny now. I don't know what to do. I used to give him cyprivite or cyprigold but I stopped as someone told me it was a drug administered to mad and anorexic ppl. Pls I need a solution ASAP. Thanks a lot

Don't think its anything to worry about, at that age, they shed their baby fat, become very active and burn energy easily so they become quite thin.

To encourage eating, give him multi vitamins and you could let him choose the food he really feels like eating(where possible).

Akposy:
only breakfast oooo...its small indomie, small custard and 50naira bread na.....i no belle full self

You are not serious! No wound yourself oo

moca:
U will.
I hardly drink all these soft drinks.
Do smoothie instead.
Not a bread fan.
Can't remember when last I fried in my house.

If u can get utazi(depends on where u live),it's very very good for the body.
Mops sugar from the body carelessly.
Also if u are a fan of bitter leave,wash and chew raw or if u can,drink the water.
Natural body cleanser and tonic.

it's a steady progress.

How is baby?

Hehehehehe bitter leaf water No way! Funny enough I used to make it for my dad back in the days cuz he was diabetic but I can not drink it myself. No way! I make bitter leaf with egusi though, that one sef don do.

I will try making smoothie a lot now, never been a fan of fruits before now. I think I take these things for granted cuz I don't have weight issues. I lose and gain body fat at will but I don born again now sha.

Yeah, I can get utazi here. I'll go for it.

Thanks so much Moca I'll get there someday.

Baby is fine, giving me sleepless night as expected. Wheew

rezzy:
Hi mamas,

My baby has refused to take pap o even when I add many spoons of milk. Some one said I should add honey to his pap. Is that safe for him? . His is 4mths 2 weeks.

I planned buying cerelac for him today. I pray he does not reject it.

Honey is not good for infants until they are over 12 months old, it causes allergy.

Give him cerelac for some days, then try pap again.

Chillisauce:
Dat day will never come.

Babyosisi leave goat meat?
Apama. You will have to chain her in bed for 2 months

Chilli, MIRACLES can happen ooo

babyosisi:
Chai
I am now the poster child for bad eating

I had a girls night out the other time
Come and see juicy pork ribs cooked to perfection
Kai
I had some salad and drank diet coke sha o in addition

Yes ooo

I am waiting for the day you will leave goatmeat alone and go for grilled fish instead (not fried ooo)



**me sef don get mouth small naa**

Chillisauce:
Blend the banana and the poire with little bit of milk and cashew nut. Yummy

I'll try it...my interesting health journey

Chillisauce:
Don't mind her. Told her not to bring in candy bar here.
Meanwhile efe, just like kimoni mentioned, if we come your house Na to starve o. Our own healthy eating never reach.
Hopefully this thread will help people like us that are still coming up.
Edwife I see you. Those plantain eh.

Cococandy, herzumpther, kimoni don't worry. Small small we will be like Efe. Edwife. Moca and babe3. These are the guru on healthy eating.
Babyosisi still dey carry last.

Thanks Chilli, I am encouraged. At least I still dey try pass babyosisi

We shall get there

babyosisi:
You people are now plucking plants from the wild and cooking
Hiya
O

Someone will soon post hibiscus leaves mixed with elephant grass and call it food

darksuit:
Meatsellers be eyeing Dokubo

OMG

Akposy:
Breakfast

Custard(milo & soy milk) with indomie(enuf pepper), egg and bread.

Dont mind my bad camera

Akposy, did you just say breakfast or you meant breakfast, lunch and dinner?

Hmnnnnn Chilli, should I really be here? Na me go carry last oooo

Like Babe said, eating healthy is much more difficult than working out. I would pee in my pants if Efe mistakenly invites me to her home for lunch/dinner. But tell me to spend 24 hrs in the gym and I won't even bat an eyelid.

Anyways, I love challenges so I'll start from today(so help me God) moreover, I need to lose my post preg fat.

I was never into fruits but I'll give these a trial-

mavany:
@Efe I did already, I sure did too much, thanks again

Asides every other thing you have said, he's always telling you to leave if that's what you want i.e always throwing it at you at the slightest opportunity how else do you want him to tell you you are not important to him?

my dear, pls find someone else who appreciates you.

Mzora:
mamas pls wat do I use to make my babies skin smooth and shiny.

I use Shea butter

@ ummtwins2: you and ur baby are perfectly normal, sometimes you feel so strong you ask yourself if you are still pregnant.

Pls make good use of this strenght and enjoy yourself to the fullest.

MGeey:
Hello mamas, how Una dey? Hmmm.... I don't know if I'm paranoid o but I feel my bump is not protruding (God forbid) again. My baby is still moving well and I'm 31 weeks gone (FTM). I even had to measure with tape this morning. It was 40" wide and 16" long. Should I be worried?

Some people don't have noticeable belly all through their pregnancy and the baby still come out fine and yet it could also be a medical condition like shortage of amniotic fluid.

To be at peace, complain to your doctor and request for a scan so they measure your amniotic fluid and also get the growth stats of your baby.

onyinyechika08:
He has done for me, he has done for me, what nobody cannot do he has done for me!!!! Praise praise praise praise to God. My fruitful mummys follow me shower thanksgiving unto God oooo. He finally gave me my bfp after 23months of ttc. Everliving God I bow before your throne! Hope am welcomed here. Finally am here.....officially 5 weeks today.

I rejoice with you mummy, indeed, God is faithful. What He has started, He will finish to the end in Jesus Name.

Of course you are more than welcome to the thread, take ur seat on the high table sef, you deserve it God bless.

Happy 9 months of pushing

moonberry:
Please mamas, how do I handle depression, I lost my immediate sister a day after my LO naming, I thought I would be able to get over it but it hasn't bn easy( 2wks now). I am always scared that sometin might happen to my baby,I don't feel capable of taking care of him on my own,I stay with my Mil presently but will go bck to my base after 40days. Pls I nid ur hlp as am not happy at all and its affecting my love for my LO I don't wnt to go bck feeling lk dis.

Sorry about ur loss, it is well.

Pls can you extend your stay with ur mil or if you must leave, request that a friend or a close family member come stay with you. Someone who can relate well with you and cheer you up always.

You shouldn't be alone with the baby when you are going through stuffs like this, you need more time to heal first.

God bless

EfemenaXY:
Now this is just too funny!

How do you lot dream up such insults?

I'm still trying to picture the generation doing serious press ups in the shrine while thunder strikes their ancestor (probably in an open field?)


Girl, abeg it's Sunday nah...

I feel you Efe, this is why going through front page threads and comments is very therapeutic for me

Jahblessme:
All these send her away send her to her parents gist.
Who the hell do you people think you are sending away? A toddler?
House wey pesin blood,money and sweat help build na im una wan send away.

Or is it when she hears sending away she starts shaking? Who still has that fear? a woman who works and can handle the bills?
I laugh in Jakarta..una never start.
Who's money helped pay the rent...

Na you go pack commot or you wait when rent is up I renew the lease while you can go find somewhere else.
If I contributed to building the house,we sell it off and share the money or you pay me my part.
Una never see before.
Its only an idiot that's moved by useless threats in this day and age

Send her to her parents my pancake yansh.
Rabbish!