₦airaland Forum

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Always love twins. My mummy senior twins sha. So me dey reason say i fit get luck get twins among my children

But me and my nigggar be dey argue something last two months after we don eat beans when we use whizkhalifa plant (weed) take cook

We dey argue which tribe born twins pass

Me say na Yoruba followed by Bini

Him say na Benue people

Erediauwa:
"Hi, I am sorry about this inconvenience. I had my baby last week and googled baby pics to use to illustrate my baby had come, before I take pics of mine. I saw the beautiful babys nails and couldn't help but use it." or is her phone camera not working?. How long does it even take to take a pic. She has no excuse









Lol, just imagine the excuse our "Illustrating" actress had to give... The original owner of the baby used her own baby to illustrate, so why can't our Illustrating actress use her own baby to illustrate instead of stealing pics?

Is she ashamed of her baby's fingers?

Xisnin:
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
Alvin Toffler

Yes. They are illiterates.

They had no rational reason for opposing the visit.
They even threatened a strike for selfish reasons.

Lynx001:
Someone explain for me. Why is he still wearing that emir attire. That thing no dey heavy am. Now wey weather hot. any hausa/fulani person here explain.

pat077:
So what happens if the next governor is pro Sanusi? Will he dethrone the present emir and reinstall Sanusi?

IntroVAT:
So, in church during the prayer session, and after the prayer topic has been introduced, I find I can't pray for more than 30 seconds, 1 minute tops.

After that, I have nothing else to say. Yet I see others praying until whoever is leading the session intervenes and introduces another prayer topic.

What exactly are they saying for that long or are they just repeating themselves. I can't speak in tongues too, so that doesn't help my cause.

I also cannot pray loudly, I always whisper under my breath even when the pastor says to shout at the top of our voices, because that's just how I am.

Do these things I mentioned n hinder prayers from being answered?

Help

SassyGem101:
Rattle snake
High way to The grave
Apocalypse
Spit on her grave
Hangman
Glamour girls
Nneka the pretty serpent
Violated
Igodo
Millionaires are saints
Evil men
Ijele
Scores to settle
Sadako ( Chinese horror movie)
Blood money
August meeting
Basket case
Devil dog
Chuckly
Jakar
Most wanted
Eziza
Ala nwayin asaba
Tears of love
No retreat no surrender
Shina Rambo
Kick boxer
Air force 1
Pretty woman

sisisioge:
Koto Aye
Koto Orun
Ajeni Iyami
Ore niwan
Oleku
Ti Oluwa ni ile

These were the days when Yoruba movies were cool.

Pretty woman
Nottinghill
Sound of music
The Godfather

Gaggi:
No rules to be honest. You can't read the minds construction from the face. Some have sex and keep you, some have sex and run. Some will never take you serious if you can't sacrifice your most prized possessions to them. The ball is in your court.
Are you attracted to him? Do you like him or is it about the nice ride and house? You need to decide for yourself.

AroOkigbo:
From Lexus to Camry/Corolla? My brother, it is well oooh.
In all things, thank God for life.

What do you intend using the car for?
Luxury or business/Uber/Lyft?

micronut:
Yes. I reside at Ife.

okeyben10:
I've neva been to the salon since i came here. I and my guys help each other with hair cuts. Barbers are the least paid artisans, as low as 100k naira.and you fit even work 15hrs So no even think am. You can't even afford to rent shop(you need license and local sponsor,steps too much) not to even talk language barrier.for here we dey live like aboki in the east.no matter what you no fit see alhaji dey build house for enugu.just hustle and ready to comot anytime.no time for shop.physical business is for the major guys, them atiku and men them.and maybe those african restaurant/ladies salon people and some Kain engineers.other business guys dey run package from house

If you must show ds side, you gats to dey reason driver work. I've not seen any Nigerian ever wey se he b barber.

micronut:
https://naijalocals.com.ng/using-at-atm-3-lessons-i-learned-at-the-atm-spot-this-morning/

Champagnemami:
In what as in course

ALAGOGO007:
but he entered the ring with FELA song.I think that's enough. He's loved

Muhammad2468:
watin instablog wan talk again

MelesZenawi:
@ bolded

So at the detriment of others.

Indirectly you supporting it...From that statement.


So others will watch and clap for you guys.

MelesZenawi:
95% Yorubas on the list


Vice president is not really different from Buhari on championing his ethnic course

Look at the list of aides to vice president of a country dominated by one ethnic group

So both him and his master are birds of same feathers

So from today if you blaming buhari from sidelining other , Osibanjo is also doing the same

He promotes his own oligarchy.


What a country...

spiritedtete:
Example Mayokun... does that young man looks inviting with that dread... he looks like a zombie...


The truth is even around the civilised world not many is a fan of dread... it is not just a Nigerian thing...


The only thing that bail you out of people accepting your dreaded hairstyle is when you have an identity. Nothing more.


You keep dread say na fashion rubbish jor... many look very unkept with it and have no one to tell them the truth.


I haven't come accross handy men that looks really great on a dreaded hairstyle so far... they most times look rough or unimaginable specie.


Please if you want to keep dread Just have an outstanding Identity... so we can look at you from that angle. And not mind that thing you have on your head.


Call it hypocrisy... It lives in every man.


My opinion!

MyVILLAGEpeople:

Badonasty:
Ashewo dey everywhere even gay dey fear.. say ashewo don collect all the boys this year

namiji2598:
this world has really got me pissed up
am tired of this life brothers
all am asking from nairalanders is their prayers after tonight,
the doors of heaven are open for me already,
I dnt really like committing suicide, but I think thats the only way out,
am gonna miss u all brotherz
ohhh lord forgive me

gaetano:
Oga, forget toomuch talk. We are talking about her safety here and how little BBC have done to keep her away from the spotlight so she can continue her wonderful UNDERCOVER job. May i remind you, the LEBANESE man in the Ganduje video has been assassinated and that's how the story went underground.

Pentools:
Grand daddy, modo is a god in rap when u talk naija n Africa hip hop, he still have a place in hip hop map.

Pentools:
I'm no davolee fan cus dude keeps ranting like a depressed pregnant woman that's frustrated while contemplating suicide at it, worst be say dude can speak English or even pigin.....for the dremo track, the lines are the weakest I've ever heard after reminisce diss track to vector...dude can do better but rolling with davido makes him so comfortable, no lyrical exercise, wordplays and punchlines no more or even dope metaphors, just garbage n noisy smelly trash.

Vector remains the truest, long ass keeping hip hop arrive in Nigeria still counts.

M.I is seemingly good but doesn't live and represent hip hop as supposed to.

He failed not in his career but in the culture....

youngbang:
. Sorry to say sir / ma you reason with your Anus, will the CCTV be installed in rooms and bathrooms ? ?

Raydos:
You will always be an illiterate, Just because you schooled in England does not make you literate, are there not illiterates in England??

People that listens to your songs are mostly, yahoo boys, barbers, bricklayers and bet9ja guys