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Tusky44: So he wants to be addressed as Chief? Hehehehe.... OBJ the ugliest president we ever had. A president who made sure the country endured the abnormally high rate of politically motivated assassinations. A man who only woke up to fight corruption when he was about to get the boot. Hear him suggest we address him as a chief - a chief in his hometown anyway cos for normal folks, he is a nuisance to society.

He wanted to use Wilbros to steal oil and gas from Rivers State. He wanted to get a huge stake in Bonny Island and did all he could through the NNPC. I have one question for the old and haggard chief......what happened to Marshall Harry, Bola Ige, The Igwes, OGB, our beloved Chuba Okadigbo, Funsho Williams, the helpless residents of Odi & Zaki Biam, and many more unaccounted for?

OBJ, some of us really hate you and your entire generation hence you are in my daily prayer. AGBAYA

wetin dey do this one? E be like say time full ur side. Mtcheew!!!

^^
U kukuma get time o

'who wore it better'
Dts d new craze on nairaland now abi?

Hilarious comments

There's some set of new buses in lagos state, the steal to the door is painted in yellow. They are all new, those are the buses.
If you've heard the ogun bus mass transist, it's the same red bus with the yellow steel for the door holder, that is the bus. Ogun state's buses has started plying roads like berger to mowe and some other motorable roads.
If your state has eaten her bus, don't bite the feds!

Help! My phone won't type 'clitorïs'.
I hope i got d spellings right.
Thank u

[quote author=don_femzy]Just passing by[/quote]jes sayin 'hi'

It's no greater deal spotting players, except for the men holding the flag, and the one running on the pitch with a whistle and running away from the ball, all others who either kicked or stopped the ball are called players.
U see, so easy. What's d whole epistle for?

**sneezes**
this whole bullshitt is contagious!

Doulaye: NL romancers, I got curious about the reason why some of our churches these days
carry out pregnancy test before they would allow one to marry in their church. Why don't they go for virginity tests?

the church herself is no more a virgin, it's got so fuckd with private jets and corruption!

Localamos: sexting followed by dirty talking with her on the phone works.

...and don't forget your lube.

have u ever been in dt situation? Your ideas will make it worse. It's simple, masturbatee

Hey, let's sue mark zuckerberg!

“Christians are being killed on
daily basis that does not
disturb JNI. JNI should tell
Nigerians if they are behind
Jaji military church blast if not
they should focus on their
religious activities for the good
of humanity rather than telling
military what to do,” CAN
stated

^^^
this statement is jes the bomb!

Make the head roll first. Then i go come comment. Okay?

honeypie311: wtf! Are u for real?

hehehehe...don't tell me u bilivd dt, sweets

Yeah, i remembered when my mom used to hold down that girl's leg for me while my dad guide me inside her. My dad used to hold my waste and push it up and down slowly tellin me dt's how it's done. Most times i got carried away and snap myself free from my dad's guiding hands going up and down as fast as a hare!
My dad will alwys say, 'son, this is not abt u alone, remember d girl is here too'.
Sex education with my parents is awesome. I wish i can do it again. Hehehehe

chrizfasa: DECEMBER 1st BEST COUPLE OF THE MONTH
a friend of mine called me up last night that my wife and I just won 1st of December best couple.

so?

This OP is a complete irony of his SUPPOSEDLY cause. The OP, the topic and HIS CLEAR INTENDED cause are a complete shame.
He is jes doing exactly what we thought he wanted to condemn. The fool is jes here to paint an opposition and directly intending to indirectly discredit the other. Yet, he supports the same cause he feigns to condem.
HOW MUCH WAS YOUR PRICE, OH FOOL. THIS THREAD SHOULD BE CLOSED.

And the OP is happy. Bet(but) why?

We knw na, since june.

Abujafood: Unless I'm missing my facts EFCC has less than 3000 personnel, why spend N21 bn on their operations for 12 months?

but your president can spend billions on meals per day? I heard 1.3billion aint even enough!
Now, do u knw how much it costs to investigate, prosecute and pursue a case?
Well, i won't be suprised if they started accepting bribes from A to prosecute B for the benefit of A!

slimyem: In 2013?
Hell No!!!

^^^
but u did in 2011 abi?
I'll prefer a quake-oats or the blue boat oats

Many ladies are created as a b!tch. And no matter how u cub them, their bitcheous instinct drives them!

Kenistry: Not bad. Each man wit his own view doesn't necessarily mean dey right abt marriage dou........marriage is a gud tin, i can't wait to make money & make a nice lady ma wife

don't forget to buy your coffin too o

That guy don enter one chance! Imagine. This OP has only found someone she's been cheating wit in nigeria and the thing sweet her she wanted it all. Wetin d guy do you self? Your TV no get antenna, u no clear

shymexx: Lmao... It depends on how you define "wife" and "marriage" - to be honest...

Perhaps, that's why alpha-males only seek companionship from their wives and they prefer open-marriages...

Looking for a "wife material" is so 19th century, just look for a good companion, and keep your options open...

that's jes it. But as for that barrister, na im fada he dey follow talk.

Private jet. Aint that the rave now?

tunad4rari: i like a girl who is God fearing,friendly,free to all,intelligent and caring.

free to all, wow, that's cool. Animashahun. Hope i can have a taste of the free pushie?

4bobo: what does the movie all about? how to own or fly a private jet in a >>>>falling economy or what? <<<<NO OFFENSE PLEASE

first, the nigerian economy is not failing, you're jes part of the lots that aint seeing the impact. The growth is not reflecting on the general masses, agreed. But even if he's true, you're asking me to shun luxury cos d economy is supposedly by u, failing? You might as well tell my boss who is already preparing to spend this coming season barn abroad to go fucck himself cos your economy is failing?
Guy, go work hard and enjoy yourself jare and stop embittering your self

Whoever is datin this thing must be in for the money!