₦airaland Forum

sucess001: Dis is unbelieevable! On front page? So wat will gain by dis pictures? D mods shud pls show they have some brains pls

u cant give wot u do not possess.

South africa: this is fraud, it's nigeria, it can't b fair!!!

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Ghana: before nko?

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Zambia: i doubt dt. It was fair

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South Africa: ***hisses*** wot do u knw?

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Mozambique: but, nigeria dey try o

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Ghana and south Africa: shut up there!
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Naija, e don do u. For good and bad, u go pop head. Mayor for janz, head of surgoen, internt speed, miss world, corruption, indutrial destination...haba... why ur other brothers no go hate u?

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]Nicepoliticized reaction from Tunde Bakare.[/quote]

Guk: Obviously, you have never played the game.

A piece of board that has names and pictures on them. A game that has no intellectual or educating or entertaining part to it. What edge does it have over Ludo as they are both dice throwing games. I know every single part of the Monopoly game. Its not going to add any value beyond what the original one does.....ok..it has indigenous names!! I beg, stop trying to keep up with the Joneses and wish something better for Nigeria in the 21st century

u dnt knw anytin abt d game or ur intellectual capability abt business or say acconting is non existent. Monoploy? U talk shitt.
U probably hav no zeal to start from d scratch, create estates, manage ur resources and become successful. I can sense u alwys go bankrupt wen u play dt game. If nt, ur second paragraph shldnt jes be typed!

Guk: Am sorry, but this is Sad. You do copy and paste & because you have access to former minister; governor and corporate entities, you make unnecessary noise and hype over nothing.
It is sad because i expect the intellect of Nimi to produce something more innovative. I expect Ajumogobia ex Minister of Petroleum resources to back better things. I expect gov fashola to spare his precious time on more serious affairs and i expect the corporate entities that are backing this to use their CSR better.

When are we going to begin to encourage and support the geniuses amongst us who overcome Nepa and all other odd to produce innovative things in nigeria The people behind this monopoly game are already all well/over fed, that copying and pasting a forgotten but existing game should be a shame to their level of intellect

i talk am. Igbos go vex.

U go jes dey make our supposedly superior brothers dey vex say,'shey na only lagos?'
Bt d truth is, d eatern version too will b great. Instead of 'go to jail' t
E go be, 'u av jst been kidnapped'. And the 'get out of jail card' go be, 'the kidnappers demanded for N1million naira ransome'.
Within d risks' card, u go soo smtin like,'ur grandfada has been kidnapped, pay Bleep to free him'.
Under opportunities, u won't take long to pick a card dt may read thus,'u've jes been elected d gov of ur state. Wot wikk u like to do?
1. Divert public fund and flee'
2. Buy private jet
Seriously, e go dey interesting, but, e go teach wrong lessons. Shey u knw?

ITbomb: I believe iPhone is the first high end phone you have.
Nokia had that form factor years ago

i dnt think he knws dt

talk2hb1: this is a Photoshop work naah!!!!!!!!

na photomarket

asudan: don't mix doctrine with biblical standards.show me where it is written dat singles shouldn't sit in front

pls, dt is not d point, d bible clearly asked us to apply wisdom. most ladies are known as trouble maker and an easy instrument for d serpent to bring dwn a man(go ask adam), and it was one of d reasons they were forbade to speak publicly bk den. Woteva they av to say shld first b communicated wit d elders, tru d hubby or fada.
Bk to topic:
It aint nu dt some single girls are agent of d devil(connotatively), dey will sit at d front and cos a man of God to sin. Now, being human, d Lord has advised we flee from temptation. So, i dnt how wrong it is if a church took ds measure to avoid d avoidable.
And for d aggrieved, there's a lesson Jesus tot abt rushin to sit at d front. Remember?
He said, sit at d back, and if needed be, ur presence will be recognized and u will b called to d front seat. For u might rush up there and b told d seat is reseved. Whoeva raises himself up, he shall be brought down.
Didnt Jesus clearly teach us dt too?

talktimi: . Proof of your stupidity. Carry on

i repeat...ur fada!!!
Oya, prove ur wisdom

talktimi: your life is frustrated... Smh

ur FADA!!!!!

addictiv: I have an billionaire uncle that only allows his wife or daughter to sit in front. no other woman sits in that seat even if its just him and another female and she is a relative, she sits at the back as long as he is driving......don't really understand the guy but that's his ish....for me no big deal anyone can sit in front as long as its not a child below 12, and must use the seat belt. but when i find a wife every other person takes the bench if i am driving...safety first!!!

i'm sure smtin must av happened to a simple statement as,'i have an uncle....'

Na by force?
Na by force make u go sit for front dey show ur pants for pastor? Wetin?
that pastor dey vex me for apologizing for upholding the church's standard. Must they compromise for u?
Single ladies don't sit at thr front row! Period!!!
Esp since we knw old-frustrated singles like u are mostly irresponsible and u can b openin ur yansh and teeth for d pastor. The pastor na human and he don tight dt angle.
Na ur church? U demon!!!!!

Hehehehe....grace to grass. And he's excited too. Shio

pls, wot is ecowas? Are theu like eu? Or uae? I knw those other tow have a beta economy. Pls, i repeat, wot is ecowas? And y is it opening it's toothless mouth?

Boko harams

It's easy: if na ur boys kidnap am before, jst enter room bring am out after 24hrs.
u jst want the feds to b indebted to u, sensin too many negativities are coiling around u already, and scared dt GEj, a whole shameless presido may campaign to kick u out like ur former boss.
All u did was kidnap his idol's dying mother and bring it out in 24hrs.
walahi, u try

seanet01: Hypocrite.
No wonder you pretended you have not been banned this year when fraudulently nominated by your ibo dudes. Phuck you

who? Afam?
Dnt make me laugh. i dnt knw a man can beg o. Afam registered wit another username wen he was banned. And he kept typin 'unban afam' at evry comment he made.
He was pleading ni o. Hehehehehe
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Now, back to topic, we all knw dt thing is an eyesore. Wen they're banned, they'll invent smtin more nicer dn those carts.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I have been banned by mukina and jaybee. . . Severally too.
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yeah, ystdy, i also saw a cow fly to eat the grass that grows in the wind!
Did u also biliv dt?

vedaxcool: all liars shall perish

alright, i give up!!!! U're hopeless

vedaxcool: Lol lying must be a specil trait of NL christian!

y ar u not makin sense? Av u exhausted ur little quota of wisdom for d day? Subcribe to 'simple logical plan', ur current provider has failed u, woefully!!

vedaxcool: Mac is a great guy atleast he won't ban you for frivolous reasons, unlike manmuswac who shows outright bias whenever you tell his boy friends the home truth! Manmuswac is the new stalin, the ultimate atheist dictator!

****eyes bulged**** mac wot?

Logicboy03: See this fool aka Vedaxfool.


You are the only one here bitterly complaining about Manmustwacc. Dont you feel foolish?


How can you even defend Maclatunji? You are really foolish.

the guy is a blind muslim fanatic like mac. So, cut him a loooong slack for his shallow brain!!!!
Muslims, will alwys support their kind even wen the situation is clearly deviant! Their devilry is second to none. The guy, mac, if asked, will support boko haram.
I remember one more reason why i get d ban: cos i spoke d truth.
It's simple logic:
the bible has been in existence yrs b4 d quran. And yet, wen d quran came out, it changes so many things already in d bible. Almost d same events bt some, diff locations to suit theirs.
Now d question was, and is still ds:
Using simple logical reasoning, shldnt d average muslim undstnd dt d quran is a clear revised-substandrad-version of the bible?
Wot av i said wrong?
Hehehehehehe. I repeat,'woteva they do, they shld not draw swords or throw bombs'.
Hehehehe....i'm bad!

Logicboy03: I am banned till 2035.


I dare anybody to beat that record!


Maclatunji is a douche Mod.

hehehehe
Dt guy will murder anyone he cant stand if in power o. God forbid am

Logicboy03: Can everybody shout;

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MACLATUNJI!![/size]

the guy banned me for 3yrs! hehehehehe. That fool wields power like a true moslem, and get aggressive like a true muhhamedian.
And i didnt even piss on his thread. Bt i knw y. Anytime they shout allahu akbar, i alwys tell them it's okay...so far they won't draw swords or throw bombs. Those bunch of terrorists

omarky: I don't know why I hate this man so much. He's so gully..... Mtcheeew

post ur pop's pix first.

Tusky44: So he wants to be addressed as Chief? Hehehehe.... OBJ the ugliest president we ever had. A president who made sure the country endured the abnormally high rate of politically motivated assassinations. A man who only woke up to fight corruption when he was about to get the boot. Hear him suggest we address him as a chief - a chief in his hometown anyway cos for normal folks, he is a nuisance to society.

He wanted to use Wilbros to steal oil and gas from Rivers State. He wanted to get a huge stake in Bonny Island and did all he could through the NNPC. I have one question for the old and haggard chief......what happened to Marshall Harry, Bola Ige, The Igwes, OGB, our beloved Chuba Okadigbo, Funsho Williams, the helpless residents of Odi & Zaki Biam, and many more unaccounted for?

OBJ, some of us really hate you and your entire generation hence you are in my daily prayer. AGBAYA

wetin dey do this one? E be like say time full ur side. Mtcheew!!!

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U kukuma get time o

'who wore it better'
Dts d new craze on nairaland now abi?

Hilarious comments

There's some set of new buses in lagos state, the steal to the door is painted in yellow. They are all new, those are the buses.
If you've heard the ogun bus mass transist, it's the same red bus with the yellow steel for the door holder, that is the bus. Ogun state's buses has started plying roads like berger to mowe and some other motorable roads.
If your state has eaten her bus, don't bite the feds!

Help! My phone won't type 'clitorïs'.
I hope i got d spellings right.
Thank u

[quote author=don_femzy]Just passing by[/quote]jes sayin 'hi'