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Islam for Muslims / Re: My Wife & Child OR My Father & His Business by Kloenboi: 10:38am On Mar 29
Please how do I remove the Islamic declaration on my profile?

I'm not interested in contributing to any thread on Islam, it was a mistake and I had no intention of contributing to the topic.

I believe solely in Jesus Christ who died for my sins.

Thanks

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Religion / Re: What Fell The Soldiers That Came To Arrest Jesus? by Kloenboi: 10:11am On Mar 29
That was not the plan.

As a sacrificial Lamb 🐑, God the father has designed a path for his existence & crusifixion on earth.





Lamb of God may you take away the sins of the world..

Have mercy on us and grant us peace 🕊️.

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Crime / Re: Wife Bathes Hubby With Hot Water For Stopping Her From Calling Men by Kloenboi: 10:02am On Mar 29
Ladiesdoctor:
No one can tame a woman that doesn't love a man.
She can love your money but not you!!!

Men, steer clear from a woman that doesn't love you

All you need from a woman is humility & respect and not love.

You as man is only meant to love her

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Religion / Re: Prayer Retreat For Single Men Looking To Get Married by Kloenboi: 9:48am On Mar 29
Single men and women everywhere, the moment you hook them up for marriage they start looking for what doesn't exist in the opposite partner

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Religion / Re: Prayer Retreat For Single Men Looking To Get Married by Kloenboi: 9:47am On Mar 29
ItisWell22:


Lower your voice. 🤫🫣

Same way they love natural looking, intelligent, independent women, with natural hair on cornrows online. 🤭🥱

grin

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Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Raped And Strangled To Death By Her Cousin In South Africa by Kloenboi: 9:35am On Mar 29
Jewessgratitud3:
All this randy cousins abeg trust no one.

That was how one came to spend some days in our house and my Mom feeling safe with him asked him to join us in our room to sleep. He started touching me at night pretending like he didnt know what he was doing. I giam better slap and reported him to my Mom the next morning.

My Mom said he has overstayed his welcome. Gave him attitude and he left.


You once said that your hairy legs are your selling point.

Maybe he saw them and boom!

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Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by Kloenboi: 6:40am On Mar 29
Now you will find reasons to reset Nigeria
Business / Re: CBN Pegs Minimum Capital Base For Banks At ₦‎500 Billion by Kloenboi: 5:14am On Mar 29
pretydiva:

cheesy cheesy

fine girl why are you laughing?

send me your aza ASAP.
Business / Re: CBN New Capital Base: Top 5 banks in N1.5trn shortfall by Kloenboi: 4:06am On Mar 29
It noted that the CBN would continue to process all pending applications for banking licenses for which a capital deposit had been made and/or an Approval-in-Principle (AIP) had been granted. However, it said that the promoters of such proposed banks would make up the difference between the capital deposited with the CBN and the new capital requirement no later than March 31, 2026.




Few persons in Nigeria now wants to open a bank and store our money o
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Beating His Wife To Death In Lagos (photo) by Kloenboi: 3:57am On Mar 29
Marriage is good and remains a blessing to mankind.


If you don't want to get Married simply remain single and close your mouth.
Business / Re: CBN Pegs Minimum Capital Base For Banks At ₦‎500 Billion by Kloenboi: 2:41am On Mar 29
$380m


Meanwhile how would you classify providus Bank?

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Business / Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Cement In Your Area Now? by Kloenboi: 12:37am On Mar 29
That's not how it works young man
Romance / Re: The Only Aspect Nigerian Men Beat Caribbean Men At by Kloenboi: 12:10am On Mar 29
Hmm
Politics / Re: $1/900 Why CBN Must Avoid Emefiele's Mistake by Kloenboi: 11:14pm On Mar 28
Donaldoni:
Nonsense!

Dollar is N1,265 on ByBit

Have you tried to buying from them?
Politics / Re: Dollar Is Crashing But Prices Of Goods Are Increasing by Kloenboi: 11:01pm On Mar 28
Goods that were bought when the Naira was N1900 to a dollar
Politics / Re: $1/900 Why CBN Must Avoid Emefiele's Mistake by Kloenboi: 2:24pm On Mar 28
Those Nigerians that are buying USDT with over 500m on binance, are they real?
Family / Re: Walked Into The Introduction Ceremony Of My 6yrs Relationship by Kloenboi: 2:03pm On Mar 28
kkins25:

Are you saying it was because he waited for too long that she gave up and married someone else?

Of course yes.

Why would you date a girl for more than a year?

He even said that he met the girl during nysc.

What is it that you can't know within a month or two about her?

You keep knacking a girl for more than a year without defining your relationship with her while another man elsewhere is asking for her hand in marriage.
Travel / Re: FAAN Shuts Down KFC Outlet At Lagos Airport Over Discrimination by Kloenboi: 1:41pm On Mar 28
It affected a big man son grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Open Letter To All Gay And Transgenders In Nigeria by Kloenboi: 1:26pm On Mar 28
Like play like play
Family / Re: Walked Into The Introduction Ceremony Of My 6yrs Relationship by Kloenboi: 1:20pm On Mar 28
Irreplaceable01:
Read and understand before you reply. I already proposed marriage to her which she accepted and started meeting with her family long before the pregnancy came up.

Sorry for your loss bro!

I was in same situation 2 years ago.

See bro, I don't see any reason why a man will date a girl for more than one year with the intention of getting to know her not to talk of dating a woman for over 3 years.

A month is enough to know a marriageable girl, six months at least.

The truth is that you lost that girl six months into your relationship with her.

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Business / Re: Earning ₦200K Monthly In Nigeria Is Better Than £2000 In UK - Allen Onyema by Kloenboi: 9:09am On Mar 28
SoNature:
Allen Onyema, I understand that Nigeria has blessed you so much and you will say anything to defend the country.

However, don't get into an argument or make statements you cannot defend. You don't live in the UK. £2k can do a lot more in the UK more than what #2k can do in Nigeria.

Allen can afford to buy a mansion in UK.

Are you aware of that?

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Family / Re: Walked Into The Introduction Ceremony Of My 6yrs Relationship by Kloenboi: 8:47am On Mar 28
Irreplaceable01:
I don't just understand those guys, what will I gain by coming to say things that didn't happen on Nairaland. Will Seun pay me. We are both on Nairaland but silent readers.

You both are nairaland members grin

It's not funny though...

But how woman go dey under your nose for over half a decade and she con arrange marriage with another man and you are not aware of it?

I guess you guys were just fornicating with no intention of getting married until the baby entered.
Agriculture / Re: This Cow Was Sold For One Million, One Hundred And Fifty Thousand Naira (video) by Kloenboi: 8:20am On Mar 28
I just hope this cow is not a victim of rape

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Business / Re: Dollar Not Selling At ₦1,000/$1 - BDCs Debunk Viral Post by Kloenboi: 9:53pm On Mar 27
JohnAOne:
I immediately changed £1280.20 (about $1689.80) on Monday when CBN was selling to BDC at 1251.

$ was 1443.18 when I changed, now $ is about 1300.

If I didn't act, I would have lost more than 150k

Dem no dey tell person!

If you like (at this point in time ⏳) continue to hoard...

What app is this?
Politics / Re: Breaking News Simon Ekpa Datained By Interpol In Greece by Kloenboi: 3:45pm On Mar 27
FreeStuffsNG:

Smh. Who created the map of Nigeria and the geopolitical zone of the encircled 5 states that made up South East? Smh.

All your efforts to demoralize the Igbos online has always been futile.

Since 1960, Igbo manufacturers have been silenced politically in Nigeria but somehow you guys want a magic gain of the Naira over the dollar.

You continuously create a small dot at the bottom of the Nigerian map and call it South East while you enlarge the top of the map and call it the north. Don't worry, you will be notified of the real size of south east Nigeria when Biafra is actualized.

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Politics / Re: One Dollar Sold At N900 in Zone 4 , Abuja, As Hoarders Offload by Kloenboi: 3:26pm On Mar 27
blamingthedevil:
BREAKING

This morning, at Zone 4 Abuja, along the Sheraton Hotel, the dollar is selling at N1,000 - $1. Abdulsalam BDC is selling N900 if buying over $5000. There's a mad rush to dispose of dollars at Zone 4. The dollar in the parallel market is presently selling at a lower price than the official market.


https://twitter.com/duchessmabboud/status/1772901890889490475

After crumbling Igbo manufacturers in Nigeria, somehow you now want the naira to gain value.
Politics / Re: Breaking News Simon Ekpa Datained By Interpol In Greece by Kloenboi: 2:59pm On Mar 27
FreeStuffsNG:

He is giving you a way out so you can stop wasting your time on such campaign here on Nairaland.
At best, next election, go and contest, win then use your office to make such request. As you can see, the rest of Nigeria is not bothered.
Worst case scenario, it will be another tiny Lesotho inside South Africa.

So you are part of those that are creating this fake map of the south east of Nigeria?

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Romance / Re: Men Wake Up. by Kloenboi: 2:39pm On Mar 27
Flee from fornication

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Crime / Re: Married Man Arrested For Raping His Landlord's 11-Year-Old Daughter In Delta by Kloenboi: 10:13am On Mar 27
Ontop all this dollar wahala
Crime / Re: Arab Men Screaming At NPF Officer During Stop And Search Operations.(video) by Kloenboi: 2:47pm On Mar 26
Arabs and lawlessness

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