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I rebuke this wholeheartedly.

first is to find my account officer.

second is to determine whether there was any hanky panky and if there's one, its time to crack heads otherwise its time to move to Plan B.

am yet to see how this can surpass normal interest-based banking.

credit is so much more enticing than islamic banking. though I believe the emphasis on sustainability of investments may mean less meltdowns like we've had.

what will it entail?

What projects do you currently have in the pipeline?

How do we come in?

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[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=629655.msg7969195#msg7969195 date=1300880525]Wow.[/quote]

Hotie Tima:

One love .

Until I see Mugabe being flogged publicly and Museveni doing frog jumps, it is not global.

Purity?

Holiness?

A chance to be the first and only to place the flag at the top of the mountain? mt Everest anyone(All those SU sisters     )?

A chance to sign your attendance firmly on a woman's heart?

A chance to bond permanently with a woman?

have sex with no prior expectations clouding assessments of your performance?

Sinister motives:
A chance to gain control over a girl's mind.

Dumb:
Cause it seems like it could be fun(for the guy).
To have dumb immature gist to share with your guys.

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get the java documentation (its a download) from java.sun.com (i think).

Rumour suggests that java books exist as torrents. unconfirmed.

1025:
@kodewrita,
those who have dirt in their eyes do not remove other ppl's dirt.criticizing ppl must be constructive. calling ppl USELESS is very bad thing to do. smoking and typing do not go together. like i said, i v not said balettoli is not useless. all i am saying is that the useless guy can be more useful than most of u. what is it that u don't understand abt my position?
if these guys are really playing bcs of u as u claim, how many of them have u praised today or are u a prophet of doom? why are we always reaching out for the bad things of life? don't u have players that are gentle and cool that you can discuss here and leave the useless one alone.
i have taken my time to read threads on this forum, negativities are celebrated more here than positivities and that is a reflection of the nigerian society.
imagine a foriegner visiting nairaland where positive topics don't get popular like the negative ones.
it is important we look at ourselves before discussing others.
how can nairaland be this popular with writing ppl off and saying negative things about others?
i still can't find the moral justification of a nigerian calling someone else USELESS. [b]how useful are u and how is it reflecting in the society at large.[/b]whenever i land at Murtala mohammed airport, i immediately become sick because of uselessness.
another name for nigeria is uselessness and that is why we do not have what it takes to call someone else useless.
the idea of linking me to puntuations and spellchecker is good but we are not here for english classes so that is a square peg in a round hole. when i was registering here, no one asked me of my educational qualifications and with the poor educational system in nigeria, useful ppl like u must learn to forgive those mistakes. in other words, take your corrections to the birds bcs i don't need them.
make u no forget, the useless balotteli is more useful than u and your partners put together.

One thing you ignore. I did not create the topic, I responded. At no time did I call him useless, I simply listed his attributes.

You are on a site where everyone has freewill and a right to say what they wish (including you).

Criticism is a part of life and you nigerians cant seem to handle criticism well. you take it personal.

As for me being useful, refer to my previous posts to you, obviously you read them with one eye closed.

Since you conveniently mentioned landing at murtala, let me ask what you have contributed to either of the two places you visit. Nigeria and wherever you came from.

We are not here for english classes but we are meant to communicate well so our thought can be understood by others.

Dont make excuses about the educational system. I schooled in the same country and I am doing exceptionally well. If you did not do well, its the fault of your sponsors and yourself and probably any other personal circumstances. I have friends who hawked to go to school and they speak and write fluent grammatically correct english.

If you are smoking, I advise you stop. Its interfering with your spelling:

Final Advice about intellectual discussions: Ignore Insults and respond to comments. I made points about him down there. Disprove them or shut up.

1025:
@kodewrita,

am sorry if i offend you and your friends. it is sop un fortunate that i do not know how to be stingy with the truth or decorate lies but maybe in future i will learn that but for now, i am supporting your position which said that balotelli is so useless. the difference here is that the useless balotteli is more useful than u all put together in your usefulness. he has a coach and a club that is paying his weekly salaries so why ignorant imbeciles in one poverty strickened village in nigeria calls him useless. i am not a fan of man city or balotteli but we must learn to respect others with their lives. like i said, only those in the world of uselessness identify their colleagues with ease. if you want to throw bomb, go ahead.

before you learn humility/civility, learn punctuation and effective use of paragraphs.

Any man, irrespective of salary, who does not satisfy the needs of the key end-users of his responsibilities/duties is useless. The EPL is not being played for coaches and the people that pay salaries, Mr Dumbass. It is being played for us, the viewing public.

Like it or not, I still say you are a penniless money-bag-lover. what is the relevance of telling us about his paycheck? if thats the case then nobody has a right to criticize any sports athlete since they mostly earn huge sums. of course somewhere in that thick skull of yours you realize thats not the case.

By the way, try modifying your post, I already identified a few areas where you might need reframing. Use A Spellchecker.

100 & 200 Level(Freshman and Sophomore class): most institutions teach you fortran (if u are a comp sci major) and BASIC (if you are not). If you are lucky, you will be taught C. In my own case, we learnt FORTRAN 77 and FORTRAN 95(used it for numerical computation I and II courses in 100 & 200 level). We also learnt PASCAL for Data Structures courses.

300 Level: We learnt VB, HTML(PHP & ASP given passing mention but not touched) and C++(Intro to C++).

400Level: Java Programming class.

adams4real:
There is this girl that has been asking me out for the past 3-4yrs now.
I'm actually scared about the whole thing, I'm not a fine boy like that, I'm a black boy, tall though, I don't spend money for her, I don't call her as she does most of the calling, I shout at her some times when she calls me but still she says am so caring.how could this be? But there are lot of more handsome guys around that even ask her out but she keep saying am the one she want. I just feel there is something wrong about this. She's a very fair girl and I really don't fancy fair girls. What do you make of situations like this pls??

You are in a very unique situation my guy. Unless you either detest her or you have someone, It wont be a bad idea to at least test and see. she's been quite persistent i think.

Reposted for a new generation of nairalanders. enjoy.

https://www.nairaland.com/img/comicpage.jpg

but you still did not cancel out the time factor. How do you run a 24-hour hotline if the outsourcers go to sleep 4 hours ahead of you instead of being awake while you are asleep. (in india's case they are awake while the americans are asleep. thats why they are in the right place for outsourcing).

@iyimide I have better things to do than to chat with such. Plzzzzzzzz.

I have no fear.

Archive all you want.

I already told you to stop making threats.

her family doesnt pay my salary and we have nothing in common.

I already told you what we nigerians think of them. that still remains the case.



My advice to you: get a life. stop following politicians about. stop being a psycophant(not even a paid one). You were commisioned (i believe) to come online and convince young nigerians well guess what. there are young nigerians who read the history books and newspapers (surprise surprise) and they know who the old thieves are.


WE WILL NOT BE FOOLED.

You have my permission to continue your campaign of tomfoolery and propaganda.

PS: Bode George might also need your services too, you know.

Blazing99:
Anyone supporting UN/US/UK/French intervention in Libya would gladly embrace the same scenario if it were their own country. I wonder why people see righteousness in the acts of the West and fail to think for themselves.

this would never happen in nigeria. we may be 419 infested, drug trafficking i.d.i.o.t.s at times but we remain the one country that will never allow one entity rule for more than nine years (IBB) even OBJ was forced out.

We are sometimes stupid but we tolerate no nonentities. Thats why Ghadaffi hated us. We saw him for what he truly was==> a pancake faced lucky mutineer and gangster and we were educated and intelligent enough to poo-poo his United States Of Africa.

[quote author=na2day! link=topic=627401.msg7955359#msg7955359 date=1300715021] While u guyz are throwing verbal barbs at each other, al qeeda is having a jolly good laugh!
Haven't u noticed there had been no audio and video tapes from our brothers in d caves since all these people's revolution started, its either they are born again or they are somehow involved.
Let d west shine their eyes o!
Democracy is good, but it can easily be hijacked![/quote]Nobody get their time, na why. They also realise this is a failure for them. They fought for years to topple these same governments yet the people toppled them without chanting religious slogans and without involving al-qaeda.

They can make threats but nobody wants to hear them at the moment and nobody is even available to hear them at the moment. Why? because they are camped in city squares away from TVs and facing tanks. (Syria, Yemen, Bahrain, Lebanon, Morocco, Saudi etc)

iyimide:
@lfj, so susprised that you can claim that i could be a man who wnats the state to stay backward !
in do not want to be a party to backwardness,
and to say that Gbemi is the best that kwara can produce wasnt what i said, i totally detest that!!!

i am a kwaran myself,

i only said that Of all the candidates we have contesting , Gbemi is just the best,

i dont think i should be a party to chats with you since you read all i said and you still term it the wrong way !!!

i am a nigerian with credibility, i am no criminal, and will not be party to crime,

bukola and gbemi are different individuals, dont mix them,

unless either of them is a b**tard, they still remain thieves from the same family of brigands.

Didnt they learn anything from Mutallab? Its not in our DNA, ragheads. Sheesh.


But its scary that they decided to feed on the roasted flesh of the bombers. thats ewwwwww

[quote author=na2day! link=topic=627879.msg7954176#msg7954176 date=1300703387]Deja vu all over again!
Looking similar to Saddam and his sons
A lesson to all other rulers, never trust d west, today they are shaking your hands, tomorrow they are bombing your arze!
Anyway Ghadaffi had it coming, all d pent up anger of all these years at his insane rants!
Ghaddafi, its payback time for tearing the UN charter! [/quote]next time, tear with care. shine your eye before tearing anything.

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iyimide:
@kodewrita
i wonder who told you that i just created an account for this purpose,

the truth is that , Gbemi is just right for kwara,
we have had men in the past who have not done well, why not let us rally round this young woman and let her get there, why do i have to argue with political illiterates eachday to talk about what is obvious,
and why will nigerians refuse to do what is right by just being aware that fatah ahmed is a wrong choice,
why do we deceive eachother about one belgore whose thugs were on rampage in tanke yesterday and couldnt even follow the rules at the street light in unity junction on friday,
i dont think nonentities should be voted to power,

and whoever thinks the sarakites are thieves, let him come out openly and say whereever he has heard any saraki member stealing from his mum or dad's shop,

you had better learn how to talk on media where your words can put you in unforetold problems,

there is freedom of speech and so also there is human rights, please remember





GRS our choice

threats. really. thats all you can come up with.

Unfortunately the web is not the kind of place where you can make such threats and back them up.

Simply accept that you are a psycophant and live with it. c'est fini. Your girl comes from a tainted political background. There is no difference between the stranglehold of their family on Kwara politics and the Ghadaffi family.

same set of miscreants.

iyimide:
@lfj i wonder what makes you think senator ruquayat is irresponsible as you have assumed!
I like to make everyone of you here know that SENATOR GBEMI SARAKI HAS NEVER SMOKED AND WAS NEVER A DRUNKARD>>>
I am a cardiologist and a respiratory anatomist, and no one with those presumed attributes that wont have a visible reaction to it.
if she does like you claim, the must have a bluish skin, which is otherwise called cyanosis, i have seen her and i can even tell u that she is pure,
as for u people with the first picture, that picture was taken on 18th april, 1997, that is how many years from now??
that was even before she became a legislative member in the country,
and you who said she doesnt attend senate plenaries, you are very wrong,
here are details
she was a lead opposition in the 3rd term bid,
she is chairman Maritime committee
vice chairman MDGS,
would the house be silly to make a truant a member of a sensitive committee?

and you who thinks you can use this avenue to talk immoral about a respected nigerian, i wonder if you have brains
you talking of someone's personal life and your country and you are busy saying bull poo

i hope you all think so fast and catch up with life,

GRS our choice

I dont understand why you paid psycophants will not let nigeria rest. You had to create an account for this purpose. We all know the Sarakis are thieves so why try to pull the wool over our heads.

You can paste 1000 paid adverts on this site, it still does not change the fact that they are thieves.

Sun of god:
Breaking News - Arab League Criticise 'No Fly Zone'

http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticle09.asp?xfile=data/international/2011/March/international_March1130.xml§ion=international#

Arab League criticises Western strikes on Libya (AFP)

20 March 2011, 5:55 PMCAIRO - Arab League on Sunday criticised Western military strikes on Libya, a week after urging the United Nations to slap a no-fly zone on the oil-rich North African state.

“What has happened in Libya differs from the goal of imposing a no-fly zone and what we want is the protection of civilians and not bombing other civilians,” Arab League secretary general Amr Mussa told reporters.

On March 12, the Arab League urged the United Nations to impose a no-fly zone on Libya and said Moamer Kadhafi’s regime had “lost legitimacy” as it sought to snuff out a rebellion designed to oust him from power.

In the West’s biggest intervention in the Arab world since the 2003 US-led invasion of Iraq, US warships and a British submarine fired more than 120 Tomahawk cruise missiles into Libya on Saturday, the US military said.

French warplanes also carried out strikes.

The UN Security Council passed Resolution 1973 on Thursday authorising military action to prevent Kadhafi’s forces from attacking civilians.

really so how do you explain the following:

Qatar defends participation in Libya operations
Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Hamad bin Jassem al-Thani on Sunday defended his country's participation in military operations in Libya, saying the aim was to "stop the bloodbath"AFP , Sunday 20 Mar 2011
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Qatar's Foreign Minister Sheikh Hamad Bin Jassem Bin Jabor Al Thani surrounded by bodyguards as he arrives to attend the Arab League's emergency meeting in Cairo, March 12, (AP).An international coalition began strikes in Libya with combat jets and cruise missiles on Saturday, aiming to stop Libyan leader Moamer Kadhafi from suppressing a revolt launched on February 15 against his rule.

"Qatar is participating in the military action because it is necessary for Arab states to take part," Sheikh Hamad, who is also foreign minister, told Al-Jazeera satellite channel.

"The situation is untenable in Libya,  this is not a confrontation between protesters and police forces; it is an open war in which mercenaries are participating, and this must stop as soon as possible," Sheikh Hamad said.

However, he also said the operation "is not directed against the Libyan people, nor against the colonel (Kadhafi) and his sons. The important thing is to stop the bloodbath."

Qatar is the only Arab state to have promised Saturday at an emergency meeting in Paris to participate in military operations in Libya.

A United Nations diplomat said the United Arab Emirates would also participate, but this has not been confirmed.

The United States has stressed the importance of Arab participation in the international effort.

md4real:
Also, revolutinarist fromcountries like tunisa and ehgypt complained about povert, unemployment and other social vices. But , i tell authoritatatively that the libya people has no reason to do that. Wanna know why?
Each family receives a monthly allowance of 500 dollars a month as part of the government social security plan, a libyan graduate is entitled to a job, car and a house plus a state sponsored wedding if he wishes.
The gdp of libya is better than that of south african (so dont bring nigeria into it) and the standard of living of an average libyan is better than that of an america or briton.
Talking about democracy, what has it provided for me @ least, in the last 12year in nigeria?
Guys, if a nigerian leader can provide the above for me and make our nation better, i DONT MIND HIM RULING FOREVER.

GADDAFI must go and principle of democracy must be enshrined in libya right? Lemme ask, is it the type of democracy practice in kenya, ivory coast or nigeria?

no. just the type of democracy practiced in ghana and botswana.

You would prefer that the state in libya pay stipends to a household rather than allow the breadwinner rise to full potential and feed his family even more than a state stipend. They have the population of lagos state and the oil of nigeria. THEY SHOULD BE EVEN RICHER THAN THAT.

All that state wealth should not be in the hands of one family.

The ghadaffi family should not have a right to lord it over everyone else.

md4real:
If france and it western allies are passionate about democracy, why did they not interfere in ivory coast and kenya.
Certainly, gaddafi will be kicked out but civil water will be libyan's order of the day.

There is no certainty of that happening. thats just ghadaffi's propaganda.

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=627401.msg7948919#msg7948919 date=1300628104]Africans are just so dumb, that they do not understand World Politics. You can many of them are posting on this thread.

Whenever the West is involved in any nation, you have to wonder why, because there tyrants all around the world who have done far worse than the Mad Dog Gadaffi.

People use your mind for once and stop being naive. The West is involved in Libya, because of oil. Have you seen oil prices in the West? They are on the rise, because of this conflict.[/quote]So you mean rising oil prices benefit the West? Western countries already harvest the bulk of libyan oil. Its actually more profitable to leave ghadaffi there than to handover to a more patriotic government elected by Libyan voters.

In an attempt to justify rabid hatred of the West, people support all manner of things. You dont mind having a dictator kill his people as long as he makes the right noises about imperialism and resisting the invaders.

bechex:
Well, I believe everyone has his own opinion on what is happening in Libya, but some facts need to be ironed out,
1. The Libyan People held peacefull protest againt their President
2. Ghadaffi initiated attacks on his people, killing a lot of them using Millitary means including airstrikes against peacefull protesters.
3. The People started an armed revolt against him and he threatened to punish them. He said he will 'have no mercy'

The question we should ask ourseleves is that what would we do if we were in the shoes of the UN. After pleading with someone to implement a ceasefire, and he promises to ceasefire but ample evidence shows that he is still shelling his people.With the imminent slaughter of innocent people, what do you expect the UN to do, what would u do if you were in the shoes of the UN.

The issue of Bosnia, Zimbabwe or Rwanda should not be an issue here. if you can convince yourself that you would sit and do nothing in this case then u can criticize the UN.

I rest my case

May God continually bless thee.

Dede1:
The military actions taken against Libya by France, Britain, USA, Canada and Italy reverberated echo of colonial attacks on Benin Empire and Opobo Kingdom. I could not believe this day will pass when colonial powers and countries of prey will engage on military attack on sovereign African country under the pretence of democracy.

This is the same manner applied when they first visited Africa under the cloak of spread Christianity and civilization. Apparently, Africans inherited skewed civilization, foreign religion and colonization as well as depletion of human beings through slavery. In addition, the colonial masters afflicted Africans with mental laziness which suddenly saw them selling off their kinds.

It appears symptoms of colonization will stay with Africans for a very long time. Today, Africans stood akimbo even jubilating as Libya is being destroyed by the countries whose construction firms would be contractually contracted to rebuild a destroyed Libya. Honestly, it does not take cruise missiles and bunker-busting bombs to remove Gadhafi from the reign of power. The fact remains a covert action that could unseat Gadhafi will not pay greater profits than massive destruction of Libya’s economic infrastructures.

The Republic of Chad had a situation such as Libya however UN, Britain, USA, France, Canada and Italy drew blank on diplomatic circles. Of course, the colonialists will play nonchalance towards Chad’s affairs because the country has no drop of crude oil. Did the colonialists not turn their backs on Rwanda? I say shame on Africa.

Chad is partly propped up by Ghadaffi. He has actually sent troops to aid Deby (Chadian dictator) when the latter was under siege by chadian rebels fighting for regime change. Expect a chain reaction as many miscreants lose a source of funds.

[quote author=deji.ariyo link=topic=627401.msg7948252#msg7948252 date=1300615413]Its sad some Africans dont even know who the real enemy is, The imperialist[/quote]Imperi-nonsense. the enemy is within. the dictators that are holding at least 15 of the most populous african countries back are the enemies (Ethiopia, Gambia, Zimbabwe, Chad, Niger, Mali , Ivory Coast, Uganda, Cameroun etc).

You people have grown so enamored with tyranny that you even defend it. Ghadaffi is a pest just like the AU that he funded and motivated. They are just a bunch of senseless aged dictators.

denitro:
Breaking News:
https://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8591/libyay.jpg

Source: Aljazeera

We have opened all Libyan arms depots to arm people against the oppressors

of course the arms are going to his tribesmen and mercenaries.

KnowAll:
African union should put their money where there mouth is, they should raise a million people to fight for Gadaffai since the war would be on the ground with the no fly zone in place. The group with the most men and would surely win. If they cannot do this,  they should shut-up. Anyway most of those die hard dictators in Africa have over the years in their respective nation and states dispensed off,  over a million people in their nations directly and indirectly so an extra one million would be one million less mouth to feed.  

No sensible african under tyranny will join up to go and fight for another tyrant. Why will a sensible nigerian accept to go and support ghadaffi if money is not the motivation. The nigerians that were caught there were mercenaries not fighting for some patriotic african motive.

[quote author=Chyz* link=topic=627401.msg7947995#msg7947995 date=1300609989]@Pataki,

before you come out and insult your people in favor of your masters(EU et al) you should actually click the link and read the full article. The AU took the peaceful and diplomatic route:[/quote]what other route can they take? will SA send a warship to stop the US Navy from launching tomahawks or will lowly Uganda send planes to go and oppose French Mirage Jets?

They are simply dumb.

besides the article has this too

Libyan generosity and Moamer Kadhafi's role in the creation of the African Union could explain the continental cautious stand, experts said.

The AU was born in the 1999 Sirte Declaration, named after a summit hosted by Kadhafi in his hometown on the Libyan coast.

they are simply trying to repay favours not being ethical or moral or pan-african in any way.

My good friend. I dont know the specifics of the case but I believe you are in danger.

Your wife has started travelling around for a "final solution". what if she decides "Kaka k'eku ma je sese a fi sawada nu"?

I believe you need to now communicate your fears to her and actually determine whether she's pregnant for the other man.

God be with you.

cap28:
Absolutely, according to one analyst the implementation of a no fly zone will cost the american tax payer $15 billion per annum - im sure the american taxpayers will be pleased to hear that despite rising unemployment and cuts in public spending on health and education obama and his cronies are still quite happy to finance a FOURTH war.
UK tax payers will of course be ecstatic about having to pay for this as well.

nigeria, gabon and south africa shame on you for voting in favour of this criminal intervention - remember that as far as the west is concerned there is no such thing as permanent friends just permanent interests.

They are not new expenses. the weapons are already paid for and launching them cost less than you imagine. Besides we are not expecting a year-long war so giving us costs on a per annum basis is inappropriate.

God bless the countries that voted for this.

You would rather taxpayers make their decisions on economic rather than moral grounds yet you criticise their governments for selfishly following their economic interests. You are the confused one.

Sun of god:
110 Missiles @ £300,000 per unit.

Western taxpayers will pay for this big time!!!

Gaddafi should send a SOS to those Somali pirates to head towards Libya in their boats.

Cash on arrival.

Fucckk the spineless AU.

The spineless AU (filled with dictators like Paul Biya, Mugabe, Laurent Gbagbo, Jammeh, Santos, Deby and others) was almost wholly bankrolled for many years by Ghadaffi. In fact the AU was a major personal project of Ghadaffi so I am not surprised that they are spineless. They were designed to be spineless from the get go.

Timehin:
Sadly nigeria vote for a no flyzone too, just hope the chicken will come home to roost soon.

what chickens? So your hope is that we get bombed too because nigeria approved Ghadaffi's removal. interesting.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=626120.msg7939853#msg7939853 date=1300475778]I wonder why cap28 still bothers to respond to some doofuses [/quote]I guess intelligent conversation is above your normal level of chatter. read along as he tries to defend his untenable position. at least he makes an effort to say something remotely sensible instead of dumb one liners.

@Kobojunkie Wrong topic. USA and Thor Plan Strike And Awe Campaign on Ghadaffi.

If he did, then he has my vote. about time we removed another tyrant in the making. 11 years and he still doesnt want to go anywhere. thief.

I find that hard to believe anyway. They are just looking for an excuse to justify the fact that they keep losing to the PFN and the "Invincible Commandos".