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that was a wonderful save by our goalkeeper!!

Ope o!!

chic2pimp:
That's the nigerian attitude for ya.

Every earthling does it ojare, make we hear word

See another flavor of Internet fraud!

$19 million annually?? na only greedy oyinbo man dey fall for this dumb lines o.

Strut your stuff nicely and playing hard to get will be hard for her.

Money flashed wisely (not in a tacky manner) causes hypnotism.

Check this out:

Bruce Lee fought and killed a lion - that's how he got the 4-line scar on his face. The same Bruce Lee then killed himself by tearing himself apart.

match don start

This minister is doing her job in this issue and you people are still complaining and demeaning her efforts.

And we expect Nigeria to get better and get the respect it deserves . . . not with you lots sorry.

You are the same group that will critisize her for not standing up to Sony.

Pele l'ako, o l'abo. If you tell me 'sorry' just to shut me up, I will not accept that kinda apology.

in pele l'ubeee o.

in rora o.

in wa wole o.

I know a couple of guys (Nigerians and others) who actually collect and sell these things. So yea, the old naija / biafra notes are valuable. I think the guys I know already have the note ur referring to though.

Try online searches . . . . you never know.

TheSeeker:
Love killed Romeo

Love killed Jack (Titanic)

God loved the world and he gave up His son for sacrifice

Jarule said, "Pain is love,"

According to the quote, no worries You are not there yet. Your love with become joy and happiness once you die.

finemocha:
i will walk up to my guy and french kiss him in the sexiest way possible right in front of her, and if she still has guts i'l HEADBUTT her

A very tough but sincere response.

With girls like you, there's no need for a bulldog or loaded pistol.

U related to Naomi Campbell??

No problem marking territory . . .we all do it one way or the other. But there are more decent ways of doing things.

I wonder why people still do such silly things . . . .dont we learn from the naija (voodoo) movies we watch everyday

If you kill yourself over a man / woman, a million will be waiting to take your place.

All you guys dey craze o. All your suggestions will make the mouth smell no be small . . . and then the poster no go fit kiss.

@ poster ojare, make sure you include mouthwash with all the suggestions.

Reminds me of the time when a college roomate recounted the entire Sholey (indian movie) in his sleep. The entire film including the songs!

And he did not remember a damn thing when he woke up.

One loaf of bread, groundnuts and water.

Brepa.
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This thread reminds me of the time we detracted some suya seller so we could steal some back in college. The mala noticed and started chasing us around the block with his knife. thank God say man sabi run o, maybe one of you guys for don chop me as suya!

Iranoladun:

I think someone need to take these station to task on this inaccuracies. We should stop whining on the internet & pages of newspaper but report them to the appropriate agencies use the Human Rights channel if need be in order to get justice. This is a case that a truly investigative Journalist can unravel in collaboration with credible organization/individual (Non- Government Organization-NGO or Non-government individual-NGI : .

I hope you too have stopped whining on the Internet and actually reported them to the appropriate agencies use the Human Rights channel.

erico2k2:
If you pay attention a bit you will realize we are speaking from a society where you have to servve yourself at the petrol station,i.e handle the pump yourself.

If you also pay attention a bit you will realise his next post explains why the self-serve option will not make any difference in Nigeria.

puskin:
FUEL PUMPS: Once the metering system has been tampered with (under-pump), no matter who's pumping it, it will alwayz UNDER-PUMP/short-change/dispense quantity below the paid-for quantity.

This cracks me up, enjoy!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-LF_cPQjc4

If it was the poster beating his wife, I'm sure everyone would be screaming 'wife beater', 'weak' and 'divorce'.

NL go don nearly kill the guy.

But now theyre telling the guy to go talk to God and his pastor (as if the pastor does not have his own hidden problems).

Talk about gender equality.

Ileke-idi

mama-g:
@poster

You can continue hating your culture but you can't run away from it, It's still waiting to take its course on you.

I do not hate my culture. I simply listed some of the ways the culture encourages corruption and fraud in my own opinion.

You dont have to agree with them - that's why it is being posted on the public forum.

1. Bride price - kinda like buying a spouse.

2. When you get a public position, churches, communities, schools etc start inviting you for functions and expect donations - even when they know you really cannot afford it.

3. You are not allowed to disagree or argue with your elder / lecturer even when you both know the elder is wrong.

4. You must honor a party invitation and pay for the 'uniform' or else you'll have a lifetime enemy.

5. You cannot call out a family member who is doing wrong - you'll be called a bastard.

6. When visiting, you have to take gifts to your hosts even if you cannot afford it - or you will be called stingy

7. When you are the host, you have to give a parting gift (mostly cash) to your visitor - or you will be called stingy.

8. Spraying at parties.

9. You cannot rejoice publicly for a well deserved accomplishment - some people will hate you for it.

10. The man must be the breadwinner. When people / family members realise the wife makes more money, rumors start flying.

11. The husband does not have to help in cleaning the house or cooking.

12. A woman has to suspend her life for 40days or more when she loses her husband.

13. You cannot go home until after your boss has left work - it's not like you are getting paid for the overtime. BANKS!

14. You have to eat some wacky nasty after child birth - oro ile.

15. You cannot complain about an uncompleted project because it is been handled by someone who once helped your grandfather. - I'm sure this is some of what our president is going through.

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In my opinion, these are some of the things that breed corruption and fraud.

Just a thought. Hopefully things are getting better.

chelseabmw:
Very disappointing, i believe sha, He cant fake this,but if it is true then nigeria is finished

Nigeria is finished because some individuals are denying each other . . . like this does not happen all over the world?

Stupid. Simply observe if you got nothing sensible to say

No be naija?

A naija man can get an authentic document signed by God himself.

If they can beat biometric scans and reverse computerized odometer readings easily, they will surely find a way around this.

I'm sure they're just throwing this out there to satisfy those who want to see it.

More business for the onitsha and aba guys . . . better for the economy too! 

I know a medical doctor with the last name 'Oridota' back when I was still in Ibadan. Oridota means 'the brain is dead'. He is also married to a medical doctor. So imagine this:

Dr. and Dr. (Mrs) Oridota and family.

Would you blame them for wanting to change their last name?

I know it is tough getting a job out there but please quit now if it is driving you crazy and you are sure you cannot cope. You should not be scared of going to work on turning on your computer.

But if programming is what you really want to do, then face it head-on and you'll come out stronger. Otherwise quit now and pursue what you really want to do.

Hopefully ur still young, single and have some savings. cos it aint easy being jobless when you have dependants.

George_D:
ill-gotten wealth lasts but for only a while

Says who?? think again. The wealth never reach, or else it will last for generations yet unborn. Ask Awolowo and Babangida.


@ post ojare.

What's the big deal - PC Anywhere works well and has been in use since the early 90s.

Honestly, it is a gamble. Just pray it works out.

I saw this lady in class and I was like 'This is the kinda chic I'd want for a wife' . We did not talk for over a yr but saw each other in class regularly . .then we were in a project group together so we became very good friends. She even hooked me up with 2 of her friends.

To cut the long story short, it's been almost 8 yrs and we are happily married with a wonderly son.

Goodluck with your search.

If you die for a woman, she'll cry for a month at most then someone else will start climbing her. Same goes for a man.

Meanwhile, even u are not sure of ur destination - heaven or hell.

           

am having a blast here.

toasting 101.

@poster

Put up a picture . . that might improve ur chances with patwhizkid 

madambini:
damn! dat guy is so hot, _{me sef i no go mind him}

Sorry for your luck. He's hooked