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Family › Potty Training - Your Expert Advice by kokoye(op): 1:52pm On Mar 26, 2009

What is the best way to gradually wean a toddler off the diaper and get him to use the potty . . .or the toilet bowl? We're trying and it is tough!! These is one of the few times I wish we had a maid.

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 4:39pm On Mar 23, 2009

DeReloaded:
actually they dont

It's pretty funny that you say that though seeing that most guys here would rather date Halle Berry who has no ass or boobs.

So are you calling white guys most guys . . what happened to everyone else?

They wanna date Halle berry simply because of the hype around her. Yea, she has a pretty face but the majoy reason is the hype if youre being sincere with yourself.

And when were talking of backside, we're talking about something that's perfectly shaped and proportioned, not the overly big type mind ya. _{you need examples?}

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 2:36pm On Mar 23, 2009

DeReloaded:
They dont act barbaric about it like you guys.

That may be true - they only act barbaric when they see skinny girls with anorexia or bullemia._{makes me wanna puke} tongue

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 9:09pm On Mar 20, 2009

*Hauwa*:
like karma said, watch small not like raping the person.lustful blackmen.

Whatever o. So are you saying that White men are not lustful cos they dont look at backsides?

Na, it is because they dont know what they're missing. They go for the Keira Knightleys of this world

How can I be on the bed with a lady who has no bounce to offer me??

Family › Re: Is It Good To Have Extra-Marital Affairs? by kokoye(m): 9:02pm On Mar 20, 2009

saturnjay:
mmababy! mmababy!! mmababy!!! how times did i called you, ? Please don't tell her anything for these reasons:

1. She is going to deny because you didn't catch her red-handed and she knows is a filthy thing to do in a marriage, she knows the implications more than you do, even she would deny if her husband ask her that kind of a thing not to talk of you.

2. You can never know what is happening in a marriage except you that peron, she has a reason for doing it, everything is done for a reason and personally i am blaming the husband. I always blame the husband when the wife is flirting around, you know why, i am married and i will tell you, it is either she is adulterating in revenge for what her husband is doing with other people's woman or the husband is not committed to her/children/home/family or the husband is not satisfaying her sexually or the husband is not her best friend or the husband is not meeting up with his financial responsibility or the husband and he wife are not in love.

3. Marriage treats individual individually

The husband is to be blamed, please get back to me on these issues, find out any of the traces for the second reason from the husband sides and i will tell you how to help her without confronting her, i will tell you how to make her feel guilty and confess to you.
please get back to me: adenijitajudeen@yahoo.com

am I missing something here?

does the fact that you cheat on your wife mean every man does??

I wonder o, sissys that call themselves men.

Family › Re: Is It Good To Have Extra-Marital Affairs? by kokoye(m): 8:57pm On Mar 20, 2009

Depends on ur relationship with her. If your're cool and she gives you advice as well, why not? just be careful with the way you put it out.

Dont try it if she's your in-law o., abeg

I would talk to a close friend of mine who was creeping.

By the way, try this line:
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Anty, mo gbo pe on gbe ise ni angle 90 beer parlour. .Ja wo nibe . . .arinka nja bata

ma sooo o, ma rohin o
maa sooo yee . . . . . . . . .
___________________________________

just make sure there's no hot water around o

Romance › Re: Is A Man Worth Marrying If He Is Too Shy Even To Propose? by kokoye(m): 8:40pm On Mar 20, 2009

A guy who is too shy to propose cannot be called a man yet. but that does not mean he wont get there.

I used to be very shy when I was much younger but I always used it to my advantage and it somehow attracted the ladies. Or maybe I would call my kinda shyness being extra-cautious back then.

But when you become a man and still cannot tell a lady how you feel about her in whatever way, then you need some help - and I dont mean that in a bad way. I believe b4 you intend to propose, you must have been good friends with the lady so some level of comfort ought to have set in.

By the way, being shy (or cautious) does not make a man a weakling. A lot of guys you see around with tough faces are actually shy guys putting up a front.

Being shy might also be a form of pride that needs to be worked on although most people dont admit to that fact. _{fear of rejection}

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Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 1:40pm On Mar 20, 2009

sparta:

Na u sabi

A feminine way of saying 'Hell yea . . . and I love it!!'

sweet wink

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 8:10pm On Mar 19, 2009

I heard to insert ur quote to see what you wrote. se u no know say man don old ni?

Anyway, check your mailbox . . if it works.

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 7:15pm On Mar 19, 2009

Too bad some people do not understand simple english (or they chose not to).

I'm sure 'look' is very different from 'stare'.

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 6:57pm On Mar 19, 2009

Whatever y'all say,

If you wear correct mini skirt and the thing is very set, I WILL LOOK and check around to see if I aint the only one looking! tongue

C'mon meen. I like booty!! _{feels good to be married to the right one - and she's in for it when I get home today} grin

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 5:00pm On Mar 19, 2009

stillwater:
There's a difference between looking and staring/ogling endlessly. Some men would stare as if they want to rape you.

I dont see how that's a crime, as longs as 'they' stare but do not touch.

Like someone mentioned, you'd be surprised how many ladies would tear up if they felt they did not have that kinda effect on men.

Health › Re: I Have Mouth Odour - Pls Help by kokoye(m): 6:17pm On Mar 18, 2009

Your mouth needs a chewing-stick

No need for water.

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 5:48pm On Mar 18, 2009

B4 nko?

No be only ass though. both front and back must be in abundance but proportional.

You have a new name for me then?

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 5:28pm On Mar 18, 2009

it got to be big. but proportional o.

The lady's own has to be bigger than mine in that aspect o.

That's me sha. I love flesh. grin

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 5:03pm On Mar 18, 2009

deb:
Post it here, you can't judge it yourself lets help you with accurate judgment

lol

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 5:00pm On Mar 18, 2009

I have talked to ladies to deliberately wore tops that'll show their cleavage to interviews, hoping the interviewer will be male. They get there and find out a lady is interviewing them - of course they'd be uncomfortable all through the interview process.

Or this lady back at this place I worked way back then in Apapa - she came for a job interview in a long skirt with slits all the way to her thighs. sHe could not even sit down cos all her stuff was out for the world to see. Of course guys begin dey look now - she left the place without interviewing!

Why wear it if your not comfortable with it??

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 4:52pm On Mar 18, 2009

stillwater:
Nope, that's not the main purpose of wearing it. Some people wear them because they look good in them . Who wouldn't want to look good? If you want to ogle, ogle at your own butt!!!

Very well then. So why would you be offended if someone was looking at you for "looking good"?

Romance › Re: Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 4:06pm On Mar 18, 2009

Being blessed in that area in fine as long as your pleased with it and confident about it.

What I dont understand is wearing some body-hugging dress or pants and then acting offended when people start looking at you.

Is that not the main purpose of wearing it huh

Romance › Backsides And Confidence by kokoye(op): 3:38pm On Mar 18, 2009

Something funny just happened to me now.

I walked towards a door at my workplace and this lady behind me walked up so I could leave the door open for her. I did and so she was in front of me. Then all of a sudden she stopped and waited for me to walk past her. I knew why and smiled as I walked past - i looked back and saw her now walking and smiling at the same time.

I know she stopped cos she thought i was looking at her backside. And sure I was!

Ladies, if you are not confident enough to let guys look at your backside, then dont let them (or dont wait for them to) open doors for you (literarily or whatever).

Music/Radio › Do You These Songs In Digital Formats Pls? Oro Ajoso . . . by kokoye(op): 3:28pm On Mar 18, 2009

1. Ebenezer Obey -- Oro Ajoso (from the AMBITION album, 1983)

2. Salawa Abeni's very first album : Late General Murtala Ramat Mohammed (1976 or 77). This album included the song 'ere o ere, ijo o ijo, osupa yo l'oke'

Pls let me know if you have access to this classics in digital format.

thanks

Career › Re: Lagos Is Worst Place To Work! by kokoye(m): 8:53pm On Mar 13, 2009

@Lordy

Did you check the title of this thread b4 posting?

Because the body of your post argues / supports Lagos being one of the best places to work.

This thread is about Lagos being the WORST place to work in the world.

We know it aint all smooth in eko-ile but c'mon now, it can never be the worst lailai.

The Molue that ur complaining about brings sanity to some commuters after a hard day's work whether you like it or not - some poeple cannot wait to get on the molue to start heaing beggars stories and sales pitches grin

Also in my dear Lagos, you dont have to pull over to duy a drink when ur thirsty or hungry - there's plenty of gala and Orobo hawkers all around you. Original cold pure water yes!! grin

Beat that!! wink

Career › Re: Lagos Is Worst Place To Work! by kokoye(m): 2:25pm On Mar 13, 2009

Peep this:

Can the reporter or whoever was interviewed
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- have two or three drivers at their disposal in america?

- have like 6 housemaids in america?

- afford to have a housewife in america?

- afford to live in a place comparable to V.I or Ikoyi in america?

- have his brand new official car sold to him for 10,000naira after only 6months of use. . . . in America??

- have official girlfriends on the side and the wife cant do a damn thing abut it?

- have police escorts to clear traffic for them?

- if you feel like it, step to the side of the road and pee?
____________________________________________________

Stuff like this can only happen in Lagos grin

If they dont like it, they should return to their country! sebi that is what they always tell us here too!!

Politics › Re: Non-stop Power Supply In Kwara State- Is It True? by kokoye(m): 6:53pm On Mar 12, 2009

presido1:
Let the state government issue a token meter to every house, office and shop so that they will pay for the electricity as at when due otherwise unpaid bills will cripple the system b4 long.
Token again will make them use the electricity when its necessary and put off every appliance that is not in use. They will save money and environment at the same time.

KUDOS to the State.

Preach it!!_{unpaid bills will sent them back to the dark ages}

Politics › Re: Non-stop Power Supply In Kwara State- Is It True? by kokoye(m): 6:36pm On Mar 12, 2009

KnowAll:
The saraki's are only paying part of what they stole from the people through Societal General, 17 billion naira disappar over night from Societal General. What he has given the people of Kwara state is a small token of what they stole from that bank, at least they did something with the money and I am sure they will still claim anymore spent on this project from the FG.

Who cares??

If the Sarakis are able to do a postive thing which no one esle has been able to do, they're free to steal whatever!

If Yaradua steals 100trillion but the electricity situatio becomes excellent, do you think anybody will care how much he's stolen?

Dont forget that this is Nigeria - the Sarakis could have stolen the loot and still ignored the poeple and nothing would come out of it. But he chose to do something positive - something almost a miracle in that country.

You need to give him credit for what he's done and encourage him - not try to remind him of the dark days.

I am not justifying embezzlement but unfortunately, it is what it is concerning my dear country.

Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Is Married by kokoye(m): 9:03pm On Mar 06, 2009

kritikul:
who's that guy sef, the husband? looks to me like a nobody.congrats to ini all the same.

I'm short of words. Must be be Yaradua or Babangida's son to be a somebody??

No wonder marriages dont last. Wannabe people like you always want to marry names.

Thank God you dont know him.

Romance › Re: Why Do People Take Oaths In Relationships? by kokoye(m): 7:04pm On Mar 03, 2009

Outstrip:
Your wedding vow is an oath.

True. But some poeple go to the extent of sucking each other's blood.

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I know some peeps are going to shake their heads now but I'll describe exactly what happened for the benefit of those who care to know.

This girl had a blood oath when she was 16 cos she was leaving for yankee (she initiated it). She came here and all was cool - she called the guy at home regularly, shagged guys here once in a while no problem. But the minute she started having feelings for a particular guy (actually started thinking about marriage and had called the guy in naija that she'd met someone else), blood starts flowing when the shagging starts, and I mean loads of blood. she went to the doctors and they found nothing. then it started happening everytime they were intimate and the flow would stop the very minute they stopped. the frustrated girl deliberately went to sleep with some unknown guys and there was no flow (and pls this aint about the size!).

this went on for like 3 months. She was dragged to a female pastor by a freind she confided in - the pastor started crying when she heard the story. she told the girl she'd destroyed her own life with a simple prank called a convenant. anyway, she prayed for her and told her to stop shagging of course.

I told this girl to confide in her mom (single child, lived with her mom in yankee, dad in naija), she called me and left the line active as she told her born again mama - the mom started screaming. I couldnt stand it anymore, i got off the phone, drove over and saw both mother and daughter lying on the floor crying. tried to calm down the mom and said the girl had gone for a deliverance in church - the mama no gree o. she said she wasnt ready to lose her only child (xtianity or not), and that the girl had to marry the guy she had a convenant with even though noone in the family knows or really approves of the guy.

Like I said earlier, the girl initiated the convenant move so it wasnt like the guy was being selfish or anything like it. The poor boy actually thought nothing of the convenant and was just living his life.

The guy is in yankee now and they are married.

Whether the convenant caused the blood flow or not, nobody cares or wants to find out. It is not worth it.

Career › Re: "JUJU" Assistance To Get a Job (is It Possible?) by kokoye(m): 6:44pm On Mar 03, 2009

TRINITY:

God the Father

God the Son (Jesus)

God the Holy Ghost

So I stand by my statement. Interprete it in anyway you want to.

Career › Re: "JUJU" Assistance To Get a Job (is It Possible?) by kokoye(m): 10:22pm On Mar 02, 2009

Whether you like it or not, JUJU exists.

It's hard to believe if you have not seen it or witnessed it. But I have seen JUJU in action so I know it is out there.

I'm sure a lot of people here now are questioning the fact that Mary (the mother of Jesus) was a virgin when Jesus was conceived because they think it is not scientifically possible. huh

Do you guys believe Jesus turned water into wine and raised the dead?

And also for those who read and believe the bible, it is in the bible that there will be false prophets - raising the dead and doing all kinds of stuff . . .so yea, that's juju right there, or call it whatever you wanna. It is right there in the bible. The only thing to know is that juju help is FAKE.

No matter how you feel or think, there is both good and evil in this world. Just pray you dont experience the evil part.

Again, I do not want to justify the existence of JUJU, I have seen it in action. This was when my dad would drop me an at evening class but I'll go watch some school's Inter-house sports activites back then in the 80s in ibadan. As usual, a fight broke out b4 the end of the sporting events and right there in my prescence, some guy was beaten with some kinda belt laced with cowrie shells and stuff - this guy became epilectic right there and then. Yea, I cried all the way home and that's how my dad found out about my truancy.

For some unknown (evil) reasons, juju created to generate evil 'seems' to have the desired effect.

but JUJU gains (like promotions, travel, jobs, love, etc) can never last even if it seems to work. Never works in most cases. , or backfires

ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE.

Romance › Re: Why Do People Take Oaths In Relationships? by kokoye(m): 9:48pm On Mar 02, 2009

Pure stupidity, ignorance and selfishness as some people have mentioned.

I know a girl (16 at the time) who had a blood convenant with her boyfriend cos she was moving to the United States from naija - she told me they both sucked each other's blood after piercing their skins. What seemed like innocent fun way back them began to haunt the lady - she was 21 when she started going thru the pains. I dont want to go into details because it'll sound too hard to believe for some on this thread - but I witnessed it with my own eyes.

Anyway, this girl went for deliverance then went to Nigeria to break up with the guy . . but her mama no gree o. The mom said she had to marry the guy since they had a blood convenant (I guess the mom wasnt ready to deal with the loss of her daughter). Thank God these people are happily married now _{i hope}

So please do not do it to make the other person happy. If your love cannot sustain the trust then you got no business being together.

Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland To Feature On Top Radio Fm by kokoye(m): 4:09pm On Feb 27, 2009

anyone know a naija talk radio station one can listen to online or download?

www.nigerianwebradio.com

Family › Re: Bone-faced Liar by kokoye(op): 7:51pm On Feb 24, 2009

trudat

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