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Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant Again!!! by Kondomatic(m): 6:04pm On May 16, 2021

HenryDion:
DNA test

For what really?

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Family › Re: Ramat Seriki To Adopt Baby Abandoned At Secretariat Entrance by Kondomatic(m): 6:05am On May 16, 2021

pocohantas:
E mean say they will drop another one next week. She go adopt tire...

Family › Re: Nigerian Man Caught Wooing 15year Old Girl In London, Says "Jesus I Am Finished" by Kondomatic(m): 4:55am On May 15, 2021

Seriously how do these people do this?

Romance › Re: Share Your Experience On A Lady First Visit To Your House by Kondomatic(m): 10:37am On May 14, 2021

LINTUNE:
them done do u strong thing

A wise man learns from the mistake of others

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Romance › Re: Share Your Experience On A Lady First Visit To Your House by Kondomatic(m): 9:28am On May 14, 2021

LINTUNE:
I dunno what to say, but lemme tell u something which is fact...any lady that pretend to want to sleep after u must have entertained her (eg with food , and maybe movies etc) finish, bro that's an automatic greenlight that she wants u to make a move...

No light is a green light Enyi.

We no wan read your story on Twitter abeg

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Politics › Re: Buhari’s Son-In-Law, Gimba Yau Kumo Declared Wanted By ICPC by Kondomatic(m): 5:27am On May 14, 2021

Oxb90:
That one no be case. As far as the president and the presidency are on the throne, the matter na 'mai mai'. Son in-law no mind them go and sleep your father in-law can handle everything.

Azuka will soon lose his job

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Erdogan Tells Putin That Israel Needs Deterrent Lesson ( Pics) by Kondomatic(m): 5:12am On May 14, 2021*

Righteousness2:
Is it a Coincidence that Turkey, Iran and Russia continue to Strengthen their Alliance? I Don't think so!

In Ezekiel 38 and Ezekiel 39 ( Gog, Magog), we read these 3 nations as well as others will attempt an invasion on Israel's Northern Border.
Scriptures Prophecies that it will end terribly for the nations that attempt this Invasion and GOD Almighty will get all the Glory.

Scriptures Must be Fulfilled!
All the puzzles are falling in place.

The RAPTURE is upon us!
Anyday! Anymoment!Anytime! It will Happen!
Whatever you are Doing, Be Concious of the times and Seasons...

Enyi, stop turning scriptures upside down to suit your narrative okay?

If we should follow your write up, we are to agree that God is the one stirring up this nations against Israel?

And don't just say that it will end badly, state exactly how.
According your Gog and Magog story, there will be an earthquake and then God will send down fire from heaven to consume them afterwards.

Shall we be on the look out for this?

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Celebrities › Re: Slay Queens Handcuffed & Disgraced After A Man Left Them In A Hotel With Bills by Kondomatic(m): 4:58am On May 14, 2021

The future is broke

Politics › Re: Yoruba Groups Attack Police Chief Over Claims Of Invasion by Kondomatic(m): 10:40pm On May 13, 2021

deantimes:
They are joking. If the SW want to show remorse for backstabbing SS they should support an Igbo presidency in 2023. If they can do this then the South-South will be convinced that they have repented.

Anything short of that and want the south to unite now for their selfish gains will hit the rock.

It's is either SS completes their tenure or North continues.

Face the topic and stop embarrassing us here

Travel › Re: Man Shows How Hot Sudan Is By Frying Egg With Direct Heat From The Sun (Video) by Kondomatic(m): 10:11pm On May 13, 2021

Heat wey fry egg go melt his brain

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Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo Releases Her Conversation With Yomi Fabiyi by Kondomatic(m): 1:08pm On May 13, 2021

Another drama

Celebrities › Re: Churchill: Everything I Have Ever Lost Has Been Replaced With Something Better by Kondomatic(m): 10:56am On May 13, 2021

pocohantas:
Ebidosi ona to
Darling darling
Ebidosi ona to
Sweetie sweetie
Ebidosi ona fio
I love you, I love you
Ebidosi ona da
I miss you, I miss you

Enjoy Churchill, I wish you the best.

Dude sabi fire shots

Romance › Re: Ever Met A Stranger Who's Stranded At Night by Kondomatic(m): 7:52pm On May 12, 2021*

NewDawn2O21:
you be mumu, you no sabi better thing, you carry go dash your G wey dey enjoy.
You feel say e dey easy to see girl wey dey loaded financially and I sure say you dey broke that period

You sure say I dey broke because the only rent you could afford was free accommodation in my wallet.

I don't need her for anything and a woman's money doesn't move me okay? It's not like I expect you to understand.

See his head like a bad decision.

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Nairaland General › Re: What's The Current Power Situation In Your Location. by Kondomatic(m): 5:47pm On May 12, 2021

We have been enjoying uninterrupted blackout since Monday

Nairaland General › Re: Please Nairalanders, Simply Drop Your Age by Kondomatic(m): 5:44pm On May 12, 2021

Here's 42

Crime › Re: 12-year-old Girl Severly Beaten And Poured Cameron Pepper By Her Madam In Abuja by Kondomatic(m): 5:31pm On May 12, 2021

Women don't count this as domestic violence

Food › Re: Python Swallows Heavily Pregnant Goat In Sagamu, Ogun State by Kondomatic(m): 5:26pm On May 12, 2021

Some will still ask you why you killed an "innocent" harmless snake.

Ndi Mgbu

Technology Market › Re: Welcome To Alaba International Market: Share Your Experience. by Kondomatic(m): 5:14pm On May 12, 2021

So I was in Alaba to buy goods a long time ago. Back then when Keke was new on our roads. That was also my first time using one.

I was very uncomfortable because of my long legs but that was the only option so I said okay, let's do it and then boom!, a bus came out from nowhere and hit the Keke from behind.

The Keke reacted like it was expecting the impact. The thing just made "vruuuuuuim" sound and picked race like person wey thief phone inside computer village.

Took the rider a some seconds to get it under control.

And that was how I developed fear for Keke, I don't use it anymore, e better make I trek if taxi or bike no dey.

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Romance › Re: Ever Met A Stranger Who's Stranded At Night by Kondomatic(m): 4:56pm On May 12, 2021

Yea, a few times. One was a jambite on her way to Mina. Just accommodated her for the night and she left very early the next day.

Second one was a corper and the third was a lady that came all the way from south to see "online boyfriend" around here.

We were together in the same bus, it was already very late in the night. We got close to where she was supposed to drop and she called the guy to get directions but she was having difficulty understanding the name the guy was calling.

She gave me the phone to speak with the brother, I think dude wasn't okay with that because that was the last time he answered the call.

We got to the bus stop which coincidentally was where I would drop and babe was like bro, I have never been to anywhere in the North, please don't leave me. I waited.

She called the guy a few times but he wasn't picking so I asked her to follow me and she did. Initial plan was to get her a hotel room but I don't know what made me change my mind.

We got home and she kept calling the dude until phone went off, she started crying.

Long story short, babe already told friend that she was going to meet the one so going home was not an option, and Yea she was loaded financially.

Told one of my G what I got myself into and he asked me to take him to her, I did and we chilled out that evening.

She left my house the next day and spent five more days in the guy's house.

They've been together for a few years now and still strong.

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Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Steps Out With His Wife Rosy Meurer by Kondomatic(m): 4:04pm On May 12, 2021*

EJanni:
Two shameless fellows! Why were you denying your relationship before?

Why are you interested in their relationship?

Shey they ask you your own?

Romance › Re: I Would Have Love To Date A Fat Girl by Kondomatic(m): 5:57pm On May 11, 2021

kingACK:
One of the thing that really entice me about fat girls is that, they are very humble and as well kind.

They are always ready to take their relationship to the next level compare to slim girls who always like quarry and fight their spouse.

Slim girls heart is as deep as the ocean, they always keep secrete and harbor resentment.

Well, have said my own shall i don't know about you

Politics › Re: BREAKING: Police Bar Officers From Excorting Vips To South-east, Rivers State by Kondomatic(m): 5:55pm On May 11, 2021

Kukukillus:
You guys should just cut SE from the zoological republic and let us be biko!

Very simple something

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Romance › Re: Village Girl Or City Girl For A Wife? by Kondomatic(m): 5:32am On May 11, 2021

QuinModah:
Good morning,

My cousins is planning to get a wife from the village because he believes village girls are immaculate and unpromiscious. I dont know. Some of my cousins are beginning to rationalize with him.

Thank you I'm advance for your input

Village girls eyes don open well well.

All thanks to Male NYSC people

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Romance › Re: If You Die Today, Who Can Unlock Your Phone? by Kondomatic(m): 5:16am On May 11, 2021

I have three people that can unlock my.
My Lil bro and sis and one friend

Politics › Re: Allegations Of IPOB Plotting To Attack Lagos Is A Lie - Nnamdi Kanu by Kondomatic(m): 8:11pm On May 10, 2021

Golan007:
The quick disclaimer by the late Nnamdi Kanu and his minions.

In any case, Lagos is waiting to.see what he'll attempt.

So in your logic he should have allowed the rumor mongers to keep spreading false information just to prove that he is not afraid?

You know right that under such circumstances, silence simply means you are in agreement with what's being said.

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Nairaland General › Re: Buddhist Monk Chops Off His Own Head To Reincarnate As A Higher Being by Kondomatic(m): 8:05pm On May 10, 2021

Waiting for the only in Africa crew

Politics › Re: Allegations Of IPOB Plotting To Attack Lagos Is A Lie - Nnamdi Kanu by Kondomatic(m): 8:03pm On May 10, 2021*

Golan007:
See fear.
.

Akpai keep quiet

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Politics › Re: Allegations Of IPOB Plotting To Attack Lagos Is A Lie - Nnamdi Kanu by Kondomatic(m): 8:03pm On May 10, 2021

Golan007:
See fear. .

Define fear

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