₦airaland Forum

Zenzu01:
I think your God should also kill you for all those lies you've said.

I believe if you were in their shoes, you would have done worse.

Don't judge others because their sins are different from yours.

Show me where and how he judged single mothers please

Kyase:
I like the igbos madam, never hated them and never will I.
So all of must dey this country, all of must make it better.... Nobody is running

Kindly highlight the advantages of One Nigeria

pocohantas:
Wow. How much is self-contain in your area?

I’m coming right away.

You never hear price but you don pack finish, wait until northern sun deal with you.

Everything is working normal here like we are not part of Nigeria.

Davash222:
Helping the homeless and requesting for sex is not appropriate. Sex is cheap, we shouldn’t sell our conscience cos of momentary satisfaction.

How exactly do women demand for help?

perestroika19:
Your other points might be correct but I find the bolded hard to believe. Someone furking out 150k can't be starved by his wife and children. He'd rather eat out at worst

A man that eats out is being starved by his wife.

madridguy:
R.I.P Mr Oke.

I pray fake news will not set our country apart.

The guy has already been called out for lying. Someone that helped take Oke to hospital has a different story.


I don't know who to believe again

Miracle2020:
And what is the crime of oba of Lagos?

hoarding bags of COVID-19 palliatives meant for the masses.

Who is the presidency?




A question nobody has been able to answer

thesicilian:
When the army was shooting at lekki tollgate, did they leave out the any particular tribe? I'm sure you have been paid not more than #2k to help spread division among the obviously united youths.

2k to say the truth? They killed Igbos and were supported.


The massacred shites and were encouraged.



Now they're killing anyone in sight and you're crying, why? Because it may get to you.


If this shooting is happening down east, I am sure some nairalanders will be very happy that IPOB miscreants are being dealt with

sarrki:
For once in your lifetime , Mr president take responsibility of your actions

So you knew he doesn't take responsibility for his actions when you campaigned vigorously for him?

I knew it would come to this so I called mom and we gisted until everything finished.

yoruba1914:
all you have is emotions no strategy
How do we block the roads of those you are fighting for?
Good will has an expiration date.

You will see their reason when trucks start ramming into the protesters intentionally.

Aimerosa25:
because ribena tastes really good esp d concentrate

I don't like it. I don't want to see anyone around me drink it.

[quote author=Aimerosa25 post=95086557][/quote]Osim what?

pocohantas:
Lol, Airtel is bad today. My wifi has been acting up too. I don’t know, the hate started as a kid and I didn’t just like the taste. I thought I would outgrow it, but I haven’t. I also hate oranges and pawpaw. I don’t take any juice that has apple in it, it is that bad.

Apple
Oranges
Pawpaw





Thank God you're in Lagos, we are not compatible enough to be in one state at the same time.



I eat fruits like a bath(except soursop) and the only juice I have tasted and hated immediately is Ribena.



Is like Airtel dey reward some people with 1k airtime.

pocohantas:
Ahnahn. Na why you quote me thrice?
I am normally normal. I have people asking me this question whenever I say I HATE apple. I really HATE it. The sight of it makes me very angry, watching someone chew on it can make me go mad. I HATE it that much.

@Emboldened 600 years for Airtel.




This is actually the first time I am seeing someone that hates Apple.



Why do you hate it? Does it disturb you after you eat it or you just dislike the taste?

pocohantas:
*Throws up*

Are you normal? As in normally normal?

pocohantas:
*Throws up*

Are you normal? As in normally normal?

pocohantas:
*Throws up*

Are you normal? As in normally normal?

pocohantas:
I think I have made my point clear. Many want to say this, but are scared of the backlash .

I am selfish, yes. However, no energy to shalaye, body dey pain me sef. I’ll see what the forthcoming days bring...

You're getting something wrong even though I understand you perfectly. Nope, people are not scared to talk, they're quiet because they're seeing the bigger picture.

These protesters are not all jobless, some abandoned their jobs to protest, some closed their business, some put contracts on hold, why? Maka na ahu ihe ka ubi, ere oba.

It's difficult to have a protest as huge as this and not have traffic, people are traffic after all.

Now if you allow movement of vehicles where there's a huge gathering of people like this, you will records deaths. Some drivers are either high, mad, highly mad or madly high.

Any person wey dey pursue something dey run past something.

If getting up by 3am to beat traffic will help you get to work early, please sacrifice your sleep for the sake of this.

These people did not block roads in the beginning, it was when a driver knocked someone down and the protesters were blame for his death that idea to block roads came.


I understand your job is important to you but what we are after surpasses individual needs.

pocohantas:
You are right, but I am not Buhari, his family member or his sidechick. So they are hurting us to get at Buhari. We are all in this together . There has to be a way to do this without inconveniencing fellow Nigerians.

Buhari is not even in Lagos.

Sounds like what a politician will say to get safe passage

DonBenny77:
Shut up!
There is already revolution everyone is already ready to die......
This one now na prophesy

He said this seven years ago. There was no protest at the time he revealed this vision.



Read with understanding

No picture and no video? If it smells like a lie and sounds like a lie then it's obvious a lie.

I so much like this man and I also want to know where he buys his trousers.

happy200:
It is very unfortunate that after SARS has ended that some useless people will still keep protesting for just no reason.

How did SARS end?

What do you want us to do with this information?

Darius990BC:
My fellow bad guys. There's this girl in my hood she fine die that no guy has ever been able to bang. The way she carries herself repulses me like she's on a different level entirely. She's a hard nut and a hardcore feminist and she always act like she hasn't been banged and can never be banged by any guy. No guy wey I know for my hood wey try wey no fail. My guy don even lose money for bet on top who go catch the fish . I do think she's a bi or something but I'm not sure.
I'll give any guy that's able to bang this girl 30k cash no jokes. I just want to see her mellowed down by a guy. If you live in Abuja and you think you're capable enough dm let the game begin.
I'll share what you'll use as a proof to confirm you have banged her when we meet

Back in the days I would have accepted this offer, complete the mission and show you prove but that was time of unseriousness.



Here's a tip though, if you're interested in this woman, that's if you haven't fvcked up already then get close to a lady that's close to her and ignore her like she doesn't exist. They will gossip you alright.


But you gotta step up your game, eat well to look good and dress well.


Equally carry yourself like you own the street.


She will notice you.
Dislike you at first.
Like you.
And then find means to be friends.







Alternatively you can become her friend. Don't ask her out.


Just keep creeping into her life slowly like a virus.



Do the right thing, find out the type of he she likes.

Pretend to be the he.


Do it slowly.






And you will hear something like "how did we get here?"

Davash222:
As a man, my gentility stops immediately you hit me first, no gender is excluded. Any woman that hit me first in the pretense that real men don’t hit women, would meet a retaliatory punch that might send sense into her fish brain!

What I see when I look at a woman is a complete human being like myself. The only time I notice the things that makes her a woman is when I am in the mood for that other thing so what I see when a woman hits me is an abuser.


A violent person.


Not a female abuser, just an abuser and I will respond accordingly.

No living person can blackmail me with real men don't this and that biss.



As for OP, beating people usually make them stubborn that's my experience and only a fool beats a person that sleeps in same house with you. You're completely powerless when you're asleep.


What puts a man in control of his home isn't his level of violence or aggression but the way he reacts to situations and handles issues.

bukatyne:
Anyway which way, you are sha not doing.

I agree with you o jare.

@bold:

Not only divorced people:

Same with young men and women who have consistently made wrong choices under the guise of foolishness, wokeness or freedom.

They will happily take trash from the nonentities not expecting much from them then put you on high jumps to prove you are 'good'.

I no get anything to prove abeg.


You're so right, I was once trying to see if a relationship will work between I and one gehl like that but then I noticed that she sabi make references to her ex.


"you're sounding like Alex"
"That's what Alex would do/say"


Omo nah so I reason am come see say nah to be more like her ex sure pass.






I leave am.

pocohantas:
She fit done change na. People learn o.

You see that part in green? I jump and pass!

If she no change nko? I go marry and divorce too.


And reduce my market value.





From single, hot and searching to evening magazine.





I no want.

Built2last:
In Nigeria, Parents want their divorced daughters to re-marry but don't want their sons to marry a divorced woman.

Why?

Divorced women should look for divorced men. Very simple.



I can't marry a divorcee, it either she was the problem or the man was the problem.



If she was the problem then she is still a problem.


If the man was the problem then it's still a problem.
I don't have the energy to prove to anyone that I am not an ass like her ex husband.