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Politics › Re: Buhari Worst Leader In Nigeria’s History, Northern Groups Says by Kondomatic(m): 8:37am On Nov 30, 2020
These people sabi form coalitions sha.



They will soon form coalition of coalited coalitions




Ndi Ara, they thought they were doing Jonathan not knowing that they were doing themselves.
Romance › Re: It Is Women And Not Men That Suppose To Pay For Sex by Kondomatic(m): 8:33am On Nov 30, 2020
lefulefu:
ok u have typed all this one nau ..tommorow u will still give ur girlfwend 60k monthly maintanance allowance for her asper as we wan enter new month
This monthly allowance wey guys dey give girls nah wetin I still never understand.


It's foolishness, inferiority complex/low self esteem or financial irresponsibility?


I means there's always something more useful to do with money. If he loves her that much then why not set her up so she can be earning her own money?


How you see this kain thing Lefu?
Politics › Re: Let Us Compare Buhari 1 Vs Buhari 2 by Kondomatic(m): 8:29am On Nov 30, 2020
So he lost to himself?

Crime › Re: Driver Finds His Kidnapper Among Passengers In Sokoto by Kondomatic(m): 4:09am On Nov 30, 2020
Numbers 32:23



“............ Be sure your sin will find you out”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 29th November 2020 by Kondomatic(m): 4:32pm On Nov 29, 2020
Fuckingmallam45:
Shey una no say Rashford useless sha
If to say nah Chelsea now he will be speeding with the ball like person wey armed bandit dey pursue.
Crime › Re: My Church Choir Member Was Robbed! Girls, Be Careful Who You Do Business With by Kondomatic(m): 7:34am On Nov 29, 2020
pocohantas:
Even without weapon. I fear that gender pass LION. Everything on their body is a weapon.
Poco fear that gender?



Since when?

Politics › Re: History Repeating? Buhari And Media's Bad Relations by Kondomatic(m): 2:24pm On Nov 28, 2020
Moferere:
You are an illiterate, big one
That's a normal thing bro.







We are all illiterates one way or the other.
Politics › Re: History Repeating? Buhari And Media's Bad Relations by Kondomatic(m): 2:17pm On Nov 28, 2020
Moferere:
Leave them, blackmail will deliver presidency to them in 2023
You that have presidency, is your personal life any better?

Do you exchange dollars at N1, do you buy fuel at N40? Is a bag or rice N7k for you?

Politics › Re: Hisbah Conducts Door-to-door Search For ‘Sinners’ In Kano (photos) by Kondomatic(m): 2:13pm On Nov 28, 2020
This is madness

Crime › Re: Man Who Lost A Leg After Being Shot By SARS Gets Freedom After 5 Years In Prison by Kondomatic(m): 11:05am On Nov 28, 2020
Going out in the morning and returning safely in the evening is the biggest miracle in Nigeria
Romance › Re: Why Do 9ja Ladies See Blocking People On Social Media As An Achievement? by Kondomatic(m): 10:53am On Nov 28, 2020
Pretend to be a lady on social media for a couple of months and you will understand what these people go through on daily basis.



I honestly don't wanna be in their shoes.


So many male asses on social media.
Celebrities › Re: SS3 Lagos Student Propose To His English Teacher!. by Kondomatic(m): 10:50am On Nov 28, 2020
fati2001:
this is not Nigeria guy..




West Africa don't have handsome guys like this (especially Nigeria ).



more like he's from EAST AFRICA.
Says the lady that I can make a fortune by just selling the meat from her left lower eyelid alone.
Phones › Re: Google Has Completely Blocked Huawei Smartphones From Manually Installing Its Ap by Kondomatic(m): 4:43am On Nov 28, 2020
Flytime:
it's pronounced huwaway or whowaway Sounds the same
Wrong.


It's pronounced "Wah-Way."
Politics › Re: Umar Farouq 'Weeps' As Pantami Disgraces Her At FEC Meeting - Sahara Reporters by Kondomatic(m): 4:38am On Nov 28, 2020
Women, when they can't have their way, they will blackmail you with tears.



I am sure she would have played the gender card too if the meeting had lasted a little longer.
Romance › Re: How by Kondomatic(m): 9:20pm On Nov 27, 2020
Biggie225:
When you call or text them first .They are only focused on who gave ,or how you get their phonenumber. Forgetting that what matters is getting to know who is calling and their motives.
Girls be wise.
How old are you biggie!
Career › Re: Lady Reveals Chat Between Her And A CEO Who Wanted Her For Sex (PHOTO) by Kondomatic(m): 9:06pm On Nov 27, 2020
There's always that person who will never fvck you no matter what
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Dead Man Screams In Pain As He Is Cut In The Leg During Embalming (Pix) by Kondomatic(m): 9:04pm On Nov 27, 2020
Kenya people sef

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lady Loses Job To 'Who Gave You My Number?' Question On WhatsApp by Kondomatic(m): 4:34pm On Nov 27, 2020
Jashub:
I agree, but try and look at it from this perspective : you receiving a text from an anonymous number on WhatsApp is a breach on your privacy and security. And as you know, this is 9ja, and you cannot vouch for the next man. So her response is only natural given the circumstances
Dude, how is receiving whatsapp messages from unknown person a breach of privacy and security?


Must we find excuse for everything?

"Hello, good evening Mary."

This here shows that the sender know her a little.

The best rude response should be "Good evening, please who is this"?

Not "Hu is dis" followed by "how did you get my number"


Call a spade a spade.




5n is not a response to good evening in any language on earth and there's nothing "nonsense" in being told to calm down.
Politics › Re: Atiku Tells APC, Presidency To Focus More On Nigeria's Problems Than Him by Kondomatic(m): 6:59am On Nov 27, 2020
Baba keep quiet abeg.





Nah all of unah join hands carry Buhari give us
Crime › Re: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: Man Naked His Girlfriend And Beat Her Mercilessly (video) by Kondomatic(m): 6:56am On Nov 27, 2020
Who's the idiot recording the video
Crime › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Auctions 44 Vehicles For Traffic Offences by Kondomatic(m): 5:27am On Nov 27, 2020
seguno2:
Why waste money sending them to prison for minor traffic offences?
How about doing community service instead?
Is that not a more cost effective option huh
You're right. Community service is better
Crime › Re: Tears As Lagos Government Auctions 44 Vehicles For Traffic Offences by Kondomatic(m): 5:12am On Nov 27, 2020
Raiders:
good. Nigerians are very stubborn and dont like obeying traffic laws. why would a driver drive 'one way'. he could have killed someone
Then fine him or send him to prison.


Auctioning a person's car because he broke traffic rules is not good at all.
Romance › Re: Dear Men, Be Careful Of Sleeping With These Girls - Deji Adeyanju by Kondomatic(m): 5:05am On Nov 27, 2020
pocohantas:
Very true! My friend once said, “you claim you don’t want to cheat on your wife, but every other day you put yourself in compromising situations. Oga, you’ll cheat soon”

Lmao!!! Whenever I remember that discussion, I just laugh.
gringringrin



Mother wey no like dog meat no suppose use teeth share am for her children.



One day one day she go swallow small.
Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Wants To Use Me For Ritual (pics) by Kondomatic(m): 8:45pm On Nov 26, 2020
A lady that you've never had sex with came to your house uninvited and initiated sex almost immediately and you fell for it?
Family › Re: Can Some One Divorce And Still Remarry The Same Woman After Reconciliation by Kondomatic(m): 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2020
Unah get children?
Family › Re: Moving On With Life After Divorce. How Do You Cope? by Kondomatic(m): 3:56pm On Nov 26, 2020
Realashbobby:
Dear Nairalander,

How do you cope with your life after your spouse failed you and took the whole matter to the worse level by seeking for divorce?
.
I don't understand how your spouse can fail you and still be the one to seek for a divorce.






Unless you meant to say that after all the begging after you failed him he still filed for divorce



I am lost.
Romance › Re: Am About To Be Bursted by Kondomatic(m): 3:51pm On Nov 26, 2020
Temmylee01:
bro I care oo oo oo oh, those girls are among the 2% remaining of the good girls in Nigeria, dem no dey pressure me for anything unlike some ELERIBU girls that see's relationship as cashout
Having two girlfriends means frequent sex.

Sex makes one hungry.

Hunger must be satisfied and food is expensive....


You get my drift?
Family › Re: I May Lose Everything, Pls Advice Me by Kondomatic(m): 3:48pm On Nov 26, 2020
You're putting yourself in bigger danger by making this post. It's possible that one of them is reading this and you've just hinted them your possible moves so whatever they intend to do, they will do it quickly.


First your fathers death, then a new business, anybody that knows you offline will know this is you even though you didn't mention your name.


This is why I tell people to avoid cultism and certain type of lifestyle, see the way you're so fvcked now that your life is about to take a good shape.



It's unfortunate bro, very unfortunate.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught In The Act by Kondomatic(m): 3:24pm On Nov 26, 2020
nairalander2020:
e never happen to me but e sup with my friend,that day i laugh die.
this my guy the collect one girl dat day na so mommy con the call my nigga, him no gree comot hear wetin she the call him for,na so momcy out of curiouscity go my guy room guy room to see wetin the hold lam,him no close him door wow,na so momcy enter see my guy, dig all wet with pussy juice naso the girl start to the beg my guy mother.
wetin arouse de momcy curiouscity be say me i de the outside the wait for my guy instead of inside.omo that day i laugh him reach the next day,inshot still the laugh till today if i just remember na laugh the catch me.
You sef no try.



You for alert am nah.






Romance › Re: Am About To Be Bursted by Kondomatic(m): 3:21pm On Nov 26, 2020
Nah for all these hunger and plenty hardness wey dey Nigeria person dey get 2 girls?




Guy do you care for your future?
Romance › Re: Dear Men, Be Careful Of Sleeping With These Girls - Deji Adeyanju by Kondomatic(m):
Nazgul:
Like I always say, never date any girl who doesn't have any visible source of income...na olosho she be.

When you ask a girl what she does and she tells you I'm into online stuff...

I sell hairs and other ladies stuff online...

I'm running a blog my dream is to be like Linda ikeji

I'm currently working 6 hours a day with an online company...they pay in dollars.

All those stories are just an excuse to make you feel she's quite busy...truth is she's marketing herself online to the highest bidder.

Only girls in this category visit native doctors for potent charms in caging rich guys.

If you want a girl, look for a working class lady. She won't have the time for all those bullshit.

Merry Christmas in advance.
You're totally wrong sir. This is 2020.


I don't know where I would have been today if not for internet(online business or whatever you call it).


I know a lady that's below 20 and she earns reasonable amount of many weekly doing different stuffs, from blogging to article writing, drop shipping just name it.

Now she's learning programming, imagine where she will be in the next few years.

During lockdown, she single handedly carried their family on her young shoulders.


Though she doesn't have an office yet but she's the real example of working class girl. People no longer make money by working hard but by working smart.

Sincerely speaking, those office girls(your type of working class girl) also do rons, lots of them.

Many of them fvck for employment and promotion so stop judging people by their profession.

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