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Romance › Re: As A Guy, Have You Ever Been Misinterpreted By a Lady Your Trying To Help? by Kondomatic(m):
At least she was kind enough to ask you what you want.


In my own case, the lady told her friend that she knew what I want but I am not man enough to ask.

Food › Re: Harzoyka Restaurant Apologises To Aisha Salaudeen For Gender Discrimination by Kondomatic(m): 7:25pm On Nov 10, 2020
pocohantas:
Lmao. They won’t touch those ones, I cover them with the blood of Jesus. grin grin
Cover boyfriend with blood of Jesus?




You guys no dey do that other thing?
Romance › Re: Recount How Your Boyfriend/girlfriend Was Snatched by Kondomatic(m): 3:33pm On Nov 10, 2020
Madibahisback:
snatch my babe keh ?
snatching my girl is like snatching away my problem na
I dash you
That is why a guy must have some "aspiring" sisters in the friendzone so you can easily upgrade one when the main is snatched.
Romance › Re: 'You Will Die Single If You Are Afraid To Destroy People's Relationships' - Lady by Kondomatic(m): 3:29pm On Nov 10, 2020
doggedfighter:
Everything is war these days
Even getting a man grin grin
Arrant nonsense
One wicked uncle don do her strong thing.




She will be alright las las
Romance › Re: 'You Will Die Single If You Are Afraid Of Destroying Other People’s R/ship' by Kondomatic(m): 3:26pm On Nov 10, 2020
Evolutionlove:
My own only concern about her Is "She looks Unhygienic"......
That hair fit dey smell like where fowl dey sleep.
Romance › Re: ‘you Will Die Single If You Are Afraid To Destroy Other People’s Relationship!" by Kondomatic(m): 3:20pm On Nov 10, 2020
A snatchable partner isn't worth keeping.
Politics › Re: Darah: Threat To Withdraw Northern Food Supplies To Rivers, A Welcome Challenge by Kondomatic(m): 12:28pm On Nov 09, 2020
Redcrafton:
Nothing will happen. You might be speaking for the SW, but the eastern part will be fine.

We eat plantain, yam, cocoyam, garri, local rice, egusi, ogbono, chicken, eggs, fish, goat meat, with our palm oil for soup, which are not from the north. We have Nsukka pepper.

The main thing that comes from the north is onions and may be tomatoes, which can be cultivated or imported. After all Nigeria still imports rice and beans and tomato puree, from other countries.
Even southwest will be alright.

The entire South will be alright, how north claim to feed the south, Nigeria generally when famine is likely to hit them in 6 months time is one of the many mysteries of one Nigeria.
Phones › Re: China Has Just Launched The ‘World’s First 6G Test Satellite’ Into Orbit by Kondomatic(m): 12:25pm On Nov 09, 2020
modsfucker:
They're late this time around, Nigeria launched its own since April.
Enyia we are talking about satellite not bokoharam attack.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Spoke Fluent Igbo Concerning Railway Development To BBC WORLD by Kondomatic(m): 12:11pm On Nov 07, 2020
I am surprised that you're surprised.



His name is Chibuike Amechi for Christ's sake
Romance › Re: She Shot Her Shot (and He Said Yes!) Pictures included by Kondomatic(m): 10:28am On Nov 05, 2020
Dude is too easy to get
Romance › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 12:52pm On Nov 04, 2020
Zzor:
This is about a friend of mine,she met this man on one of the social media platforms and they became so fond of each other,though the man has been pestering her for a relationship but my friend insisted on meeting him first before she makes any decision.So,they finally met two days ago and after several discussion and all that,he asked my friend to marry him and that he's ready to settle down as soon as possible if he gets a positive answer from my friend,but my friend insisted on giving her time to think about it,he went further to tell my friend to get back to him soon so he can start making the necessary preparations as he wish to settle down by December.Now this very rich man who has businesses all over the place and even outside the country gave my friend only 1k when he was leaving,can you imagine that? My friend is not hungry or broke but who does that? Is that not a sign of extreme stinginess? It would have been better if he didn't give her anything and it would have made it easier for my friend to make her decision.Is this not a huge red flag? Ladies and gentlemen what do you think?
How much did your friend drop for him?
Foreign Affairs › Re: 2020 US Presidential Election Results Live Updates: Minutes By Minutes Updates by Kondomatic(m): 8:41am On Nov 04, 2020
YouAreFinished:
The only reason I wouldn't want trump to win is that I don't want those stupid ipobs to be happy.
May your name fall on you then.








YouAreFinished
Foreign Affairs › Re: 2020 US Presidential Election Results Live Updates: Minutes By Minutes Updates by Kondomatic(m): 8:31am On Nov 04, 2020
ostechno:
Biden winning
His lead has been like stagnant water with no place to go.

He was 223 when Trump was 118, Trump is now 213 and he's still 224.
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Rumors You Have Heard About Yourself by Kondomatic(m): 12:21pm On Nov 03, 2020
aluyapreston:
pls are you into e commerce?
Blogging
Celebrities › Re: Breakup: Mercy Eke Shades Ike, "Drop A Useless Man Like Used Sanitary Pad" by Kondomatic(m): 6:34am On Nov 03, 2020
Heartbreak turns these people to motivational speakers and marriage counselors.


They will be forming strong and happy online but deep inside, they're like the guy below.

Romance › Re: What Is The Best Rumors You Have Heard About Yourself by Kondomatic(m): 6:29am On Nov 03, 2020
Tabasco23:
I'm a scammer because I hardly come out of the house and I got cash
My former landlord started same rumor. Said I be yahoo cause I don't go out much, my Gen is always running and my lapy is always on.
Crime › Re: Fiancé Of Lady Killed By Stray Bullet In Rivers State Speaks by Kondomatic(m): 1:35pm On Nov 02, 2020
saaphiere:
Is there any sense in this your post?
Like I said, Nigeria is the purgatory for sinners from another planet.




Case closed
Crime › Re: Fiancé Of Lady Killed By Stray Bullet In Rivers State Speaks by Kondomatic(m): 1:28pm On Nov 02, 2020
saaphiere:
May the souls in purgatory and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God rest in peace.
Nigeria is purgatory.





What are all sinners from another planet
Politics › Re: Government Integrity In Nigeria by Kondomatic(m): 6:43pm On Nov 01, 2020
I am surprised that it's up to 22.
Christianity Etc › Re: Virginity Vs Character by Kondomatic(m): 8:51am On Nov 01, 2020
Angrykidd:
Character.. Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it's gone forever.
Virginity is character
Romance › Re: Men If You Won't Cherish Your Wife, What Did I Say by Kondomatic(m): 7:30am On Nov 01, 2020
Sunnyshinylight:
If you can not cherish a woman stay off ladies please for your own safety. The reason is very simple, whenever you hurt a lady I may not know why, the truth is you block your own way, a woman is to be handled with care because we are delicate, very precious and sexy. The pride of man is a woman. Without a woman beside a man, the throne isn't attractive and amiable.



I believe that the society have never been taught in how the world should treat a woman and cherish her going out and her coming in, if have, you experience everywhere you visit.



Some will dabble in the discussion to contribute nothing into the development, they begin to ask questions like, what if the lady is stupid, with bad character and sorts. Yes, it's because the society have not acted better, that's the fruits you have. You can not sow bad child and reap great children, have your children and enjoy.



If the taproot is holy, the lump also shall be holy, and so when you have ugly society don't expect your wards to be any better.



What's the point, if your dad ever knew the importance and what it means to love and cherish a woman, you will be forever grateful for wisdom who is our mother and understanding our very kinswoman which the builder have neglected and disposed for their own wisdom and understanding which is baseless.



But the very taproot has become the most precious lively stone holding the building, the woman, our body, our strong and breasted feast instead of fear.


Some may not comprehend the little bones I added towards the end. Love you all.
Please how can I unread the first paragraph of this amazing piece of shit?
Politics › Re: IPOB And Wike Face Off; Why Is It Difficult For Igbo To Have Friends. by Kondomatic(m): 7:24am On Nov 01, 2020
muykem:
Igbo is having problem with fulani, hausas, Yoruba, ijaw and now Wike. Why? I thought igbo are supporting Wike wholeheartedly against Amechi.
If they supported Wike wholeheartedly, and Wike is killing them, don't you think the problem now is Wike and not Igbos?
Politics › Re: IPOB And Wike Face Off; Why Is It Difficult For Igbo To Have Friends. by Kondomatic(m): 7:21am On Nov 01, 2020
Afamed:
They always want to dominate their host
This is why I don't understand you "One Nigerianists"



How do you host one in his country? Does that even sound right and reasonable?
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Surpasses Apple To Become The World’s Third Biggest Smartphone Brand by Kondomatic(m): 6:42am On Oct 31, 2020
Themandalorian:
I feel so bad for Huawei. The sad thing is they are still making top top phones but their sales is diminishing little by little.
But congrats to xiaomi, they are not slowing down anytime soon.
All thanks to US - China trade war.

Give Huawei access to Google apps and they will get back to their place the next year.
Politics › Re: Afeez Mojeed: 'DCP Abba Kyari Extorted Over N41m From Me’ by Kondomatic(m): 8:31am On Oct 29, 2020
Zooposki:
I won’t be surprised if he is a serial killer.
I will be surprised if he isn't.
Food › Re: The N500 Onions I Bought Today In Port Harcourt. by Kondomatic(m): 11:09am On Oct 28, 2020
mariahAngel:
This is an exaggeration.

I don't believe it for one second.
How much is 70g sachet of Gino tomato in your area?
Romance › Re: Am I Being Played? by Kondomatic(m): 10:22am On Oct 26, 2020
MLTR:
She wants commitment from you.
Commit fire. Her target is his food and she's getting it.


The way women target guy's foods these days is worrisome, it's worse of you're a good cook.


I am the type of person that needs a charged phone more than a female companion, always indoor after work that's why it took me a long time to make friends here when I moved in.

The first guy I became friends with is friends with these three ladies, same street.

So they got talking one day and he mentioned to them that I cook well and before you know it, I became close with one of them.

She will come in dressed in what I don't have the words to describe(obviously to keep me excited and interested) and then attack my food, juice, fruit. Just anything.

This lasted for a month or so.

I don't place much value on food, once I eat after cooking, I will give the rest to whoever is around so I didn't mind.

But I was sick one day and I called her to come help me wash my pots(she follow chop the food fah) she said nah, that she's not the type of lady that guys use.

I said OK but please stay away from me because I dot keep useless friends. I make useful friends because I am useful. Nah there e end.


Her sister overheard our conversation or maybe she told her, I don't know but she came over and took care of me.

We are great friends till today, she too attacks my food occasionally but I don't mind.


This woman doesn't want to commit with the OP, she wants his food.
Family › Re: 'I Don't Help Single Mothers' - Reno Omokri by Kondomatic(m): 10:04am On Oct 26, 2020
uboma:
Bitter truth indeed!


Not all single mothers led a wayward life.

There are some ladies who are victims of sexual violence and choose not to abort the resultant pregnancies.


There are also some ladies who got thoroughly deceived by the men who promised them heaven and earth. Some even got married but the men abandoned them.
And the only available option is to beg reno for money?

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