₦airaland Forum

Honduras01:
125Watts mr man. Nah system u dey charge?

MrBrownJay1:
chinko is chinko, dont expect any less from these chinko phones...

internationalman:
Xiaomi and Huawei are just advanced chinko product..

iPhone can never, I repeat iPhone can never

vicky6:
wow!! so okra goes with uziza!! I will try that for Husby this weekend

Sam0:
You cannot but give it to him when it comes to infrastructural development

nauttyn:
Baba I wan Love not just romance

nauttyn:
so I asked this girl out a while back, a slim beautiful Barbie like that.
She told me she can't date me but I can do what I want with her, saying we can romance but she can't be my girlfriend for now, let's be friends.
truth is I don't understand shit, like u can't date me but I can sleep with you?�

Palema007:
Abi nah... If they like they should celebrate, what's my own? If them bring cake self I go chop am.

Jollylolly:
The Govt already started working on how to achieve zero malnutrition in children since the advent of home grown school feeding. This is proactive enough & wont only solve malnutrition but sharpen the brains of the children.
I believe VP will solve this as he did for Polio .

Palema007:
Indifferent.

Na them sabi...

zed7:
Women prefer those who take charge. All those toasting and sweet words is a scam. Be successful and confident and you will win women over.

Bloooody:
Nigerian women are very disgraceful honestly.
I gave my number to this babe and the first message she started begging me for money.
The seems the average nigerian woman is a born begger from an impoverished home.

2cul2care:
How Tallis she, should be the question?

No doubt from d pic, I can tell that she's tall, but a second look at the pic, clearly shows that the photograph was taken from a bottom angle to make her look really tall

Sequences:
7. Pigs

Pigs are very active and intelligent mammals. At a young age of six-weeks, a piglet passed the mirror test of self-awareness. This amazing animal further proves its high level of intelligence by its ability to understand, and display emotions. Pigs can also be taught to play video games, and understand sign languages.

pocohantas:
No sane human would even eat the head of snake. It is just gross. Why don’t they eat it? I wouldn’t know. Maybe caution...which was strongly advised in my original post.

pocohantas:
It took a friend owning a cat for me to know this is not true. Just like you, I also do not look at cats. I don’t even like to see them. What I feel for cats is fear, not hate. Something about the way they walk and “hide”, creeps me out.

adadike:
God help us o. I can't even click Biko. No get mind for such.

symplyrachel:
The kind of man we need in this world. No matter what never hit a woman. But women sha..

The girl is mad gaan. She was even telling the man to "knock her out" Girls and their mouth. Imagine if he knocked her out

Sha, there is a beast in every man, you either curtail it or unleash it. She was lucky...

hashtagged:
This is a true life story and it was a result of poor choice of friends. I remember the day when my dad brought jenny to live with us, she wasn't as fat as her mates but her build was ok, she stayed with us two years and we watched as she grew into a beautiful lady with a sparking black fur but little did i know she would die by my hands, she was my friend always knew when i was sad we played a lot until i started hanging out with some shady guys, i started spacing out with her but she didn't budge she was always there for me until that faithful day.
Yes that faithful day had a problem with some of the guys i used to hang out with and a fight broke out, as i was being serious pounced upon, jenny came and tried to stop them but they didnt listen, then she tried to use force but they grabbed her and threatened to hurt her i got angry and picked up a plank, i tried to hit one of the guys, but sadly jenny was in the way and i ended up smashing her skull, she fell down bleeding as the shady guys took off, i tried to stop the bleeding but I couldn't i was scared i had become a murderer i couldn't let people find out so i dumped her body in a nearby bush and ran home i pretended nothing happened the guilt was killing me but i didnt come out everyone thought she had gone missing everyone looked for her but they didn't find her, her body was later found a week later no one knew what happened to her that was seven years ago since then i have been haunted and i am happy to get it off my chest, she was a german Shepard and i hope she is happy in dog heaven.

akpunda86:
Getting a second wife no big deal for me but wat happens when im gone.I thank God for my two beautiful kids but is four i planned.

Im planning renting a new apartment once i see a matured lady but is painful to me.

Ishilove:
How very thoughtful of you. However, don't you think it is nobody's business what anyone does offline as long as it isn't illegitimate? We should learn to mind our business. The world will be a more peaceful better place if we did.

LordKO:
I intentionally ignored your rant via your "ogunboy" alternative and I equally warned you beforehand elsewhere, but in your desperate bid to cover your ass to deceive your prospective catch, you failed to listen to my caution. Anyway, I'll still spare you because it's not in my place to put sand in people's garri, and even if I were to take pleasure to put sand in other people's garri, I'll still spare you in particular because . . . you, I and many others around know better. I'm not surprised here that you've decided to team up with your then arch-rival. I don't have any regrets withdrawing from a toxic element like you.

Anyway, just know the fact you weren't able to fool me down to aisle as you wished then doesn't mean that you won't succeed fooling some other men, so keep your hope alive. As much as I haven't experienced heartbreak before, yet I understand that it always wrecks people who have experienced it, especially someone like you who, despite your abracadabra lifestyle, surrendered and gave in almost everything to make it work out between us for few years. God knows that I have never had intention to take advantage of any of you. I'm not out to destroy anyone, so I'll not bother about any reply. Truth reigns supreme forever.

Association of Lordko's Rejected Nairaland Women, make una no de vex for me. LOL. In fact, I'll send some goodies to some of you through my office in Nigeria in the coming months, provided that you maintain decorum.

I remain the unconquerable aristocrat.

AfroKnight:
The only thing that pain me here: “I don’t do nairalanders”.

Omo! E pain me. Are we a joke to you? O dun mi o.




But wait sef.

OP brought her matter to solve here, you people have turned it into wrestlemania. Fear Nairalanders.

I was entertained sha. Kudos. Let’s sheathe our swords.

TransAtlanticEx:
cc raalshalghul,come see as feminist dey beg job for NL ooo
I think ya'll were self sufficient?
Independent online,another thing offline.
She even put phone number join,lol.Funny...

Palema007:
First of all Mr, I never showed interest in you lol.... You probably think the playful mentions I give you, Pansophist,UDUJ, grammarnazi and other people I presume intelligent is from some kind of romantic likeness...lol I bet you will say I was interested in MissRaine too because I remember giving her mentions to contribute on topics. seriously you thought I was romantically interested in you? Loll You are so deluded! Even Pan I literally flirt with or Afroknight won't claim this. Hello! I'm a very playful person and I like intelligent people but I don't do Nairalanders!

Secondly you think I will chase you? Hahaha... Me, chase you? Are you for real? I don't even know you, It takes more than intelligent posts to get me intrigued.... C'mon don't be silly right now. And please stop acting like I got in contact with you for some friendship, I needed a job, I saw you rendering help to someone who needed a job, I asked if I could send mine which you affirmed to and asked I include my WhatsApp number. I sent but you didn't respond. Did I resend? No, did I attack you here for it? No. I simply ignored. I'm not an entitled being, if you don't help, it will come elsewhere. Does that make you bad ? No. Although now I really think you are.

Below are the screenshots of what really transpired which was very very recently. Damn! LordKO I don't know you can stoop this low!

Roheemah04:
She's doing the right thing

Zzor:
your sister did the right thing