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Romance › Re: Why The FVUCK Can't a Girl Approach A Guy She Like by Kondomatic(m): 6:55pm On Nov 17, 2017
They do, with their police and ambulance lights
Romance › Re: Guys Women Are Not Your Slaves by Kondomatic(m): 6:54pm On Nov 17, 2017
ottalo1:
Guys listen up, women are not your slaves they were created to be your partner and helper, if a woman can wash your boxers, similarly you can also wash her panties. I dey my house come and beat me....

Politics › Re: Senate Approves Buhari’s $5.5 Billion Foreign Loan Request by Kondomatic(m): 12:32pm On Nov 14, 2017
Mr. Buhari explained that the bonds would be channelled towards funding the 2017

Crime › Re: Tension In Ibadan As Police Use Hammer, Cutlass & Guns On Protesters (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 4:51pm On Nov 13, 2017
hAlexandro:
if only God would just pity your miserable life and grant you sense for just a day am sure your life would have meaning instead of you ranting abt ethnicity. A federal own institution houses all tribes incase you don't know idiot we talking abt lives of students here fool
Does it hurt this much? Did you spew this trash when police were dealing with Igbos? I repeat, they're not protesters, they're upcoming IPO terrorists.


You can commit suicide it hurts, you won't be missed.
Romance › Re: I Spend Over #42k Each Month On Generator Alone Working From Home by Kondomatic(m): 2:57pm On Nov 13, 2017
KreativGenius:
Inverter backs normal power supply up. Simple !
Getting Solar as well, not just inverter alone
Romance › Re: I Spend Over #42k Each Month On Generator Alone Working From Home by Kondomatic(m): 2:56pm On Nov 13, 2017
KreativGenius:
I haven't bought a single drop of fuel in 18 months. Don't you guys follow the trend? Keep up with the fuel buying grin grin grin
I get at least 12hrs of stable power here everyday so I don't buy fuel but if it's that affordable then I may just kiss NEPA bill goodbye
Romance › Re: I Spend Over #42k Each Month On Generator Alone Working From Home by Kondomatic(m): 2:52pm On Nov 13, 2017
KreativGenius:
Guy get an inverter nah, will it kill you? With 150k you're permanently out of the hook
seriously?
Romance › Re: I Spend Over #42k Each Month On Generator Alone Working From Home by Kondomatic(m): 2:52pm On Nov 13, 2017
I concur. That your AC wey get ceiling fan inside follow dey consume the fuel.
Crime › Re: Tension In Ibadan As Police Use Hammer, Cutlass & Guns On Protesters (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 2:01pm On Nov 13, 2017
They're not protesters, they're IPO(Indigenous People of Odua) terrorists
Romance › Re: 7 Signs You Have A Strong Personality That May Scare Others by Kondomatic(m): 1:42pm On Nov 13, 2017
GloriaNinja:
YOU JUST STATED ALL ABOUT ME
tosyne2much:
This perfectly describes me
gsainttrinity:
Wow.. That's me!!

I always suspected I had this in me
tosyne2much:
This perfectly describes me
If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid.




John 5:31
Romance › Re: Married Ladies Can Cheat If Husband Cheat.ladies Don't Be Scared by Kondomatic(m): 11:14am On Nov 13, 2017
When I saw the title of this post, I heard what sounded like footsteps of common sense.
When I finally read the body of the post, I discovered truly that common sense was the one walking away.
Romance › Re: Please What Is Wrong With This?? by Kondomatic(m): 10:16am On Nov 13, 2017
You guys are going nowhere if she continues taking advice from outsiders. People in a relationship should do what works best for them not what outsiders think is right
Romance › Re: To Propose Or Not To Propose? by Kondomatic(m): 10:13am On Nov 13, 2017
A surprise visit to her parents is better
Romance › Re: "Public Display Of Affection Is A Pillar Of Marriage" by Kondomatic(m): 10:05am On Nov 13, 2017
Odiegwu. Some people don't like that, I also don't so don't say that PDA is the pillar of marriage cause it clearly ain't. Two important pillars of marriage is friendship and lust, not even love because love is the absence of common sense.


A real friend is loyal, faithful and honest and lusting after him/her will make your sex life a bomb.




PDA kor PTA meeting ni
Celebrities › Re: Do These Things For A Girl That Bring Her Friends To A Date.. by Kondomatic(m): 10:00am On Nov 13, 2017
Waste of time. Just take them to a "corn joint" and buy roasted corns with two pears each for 'em and then give them tfare for one person.
Christianity Etc › Re: Don’t Persecute Daddy Freeze: Tithing Today Is A Scam by Kondomatic(m): 9:57am On Nov 13, 2017
kunlesufyan:
There is a lot of sense in what daddyfreeze is saying. I'll rather use the 10% or even more to feed hungry people monthly than give to people who i'm not sure what they use the money for.
Deep freezer once said that what two consenting adults do with their sex organs isn't anybody's business but what adults do with 10% of their salary is his business.

That guy is a hypocrite. I am totally against tithing but deep freezer is the least qualified person to talk about it.

The electric cooler divorced his wife(unchristian act) has a baby mama(unchristian act) is pro gay (unchristian) but he's not seeing none of that as unscriptural.

It is only what people do and with their money is his business. I can't stand hypocrites like him.
Romance › Re: Age Doesn't Matter In Marriage by Kondomatic(m): 9:03am On Nov 13, 2017
Whoever says that age does not matter in marriage is just being foolish. I understand that age is just numbers but isn't prison just a room? Isn't hemp just grass?
Romance › Re: If Your Boyfriend/girlfriend Hasn't Licked Your Ass, Then You Are Missing by Kondomatic(m): 9:00am On Nov 13, 2017
In other words you only date people that eat shit.
Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Bagged Phd In Kaduna State University ...pics by Kondomatic(m): 8:08am On Nov 13, 2017
sarrki:
Uncle we are talking about Nigeria and their president here

We don't want any foreigners to interfere in our affairs
I am more Nigerian than you oga, the only difference between you and I is that I have a mind of my own. The brainwashers couldn't zombify me.
Crime › Re: Sergeant Guns Down Captain, Kills Self Over Girlfriend by Kondomatic(m): 8:02am On Nov 13, 2017
The fight will continue on the other side without anybody to watch. Too bad.
Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Bagged Phd In Kaduna State University ...pics by Kondomatic(m): 7:57am On Nov 13, 2017
sarrki:
He will be henceforth called Dr,

Peoples General
Zombies General
Food › Re: A Little Table Etiquette.... Which Of These Are You Guilty Of? by Kondomatic(m): 4:46pm On Nov 12, 2017
I eat out a lot (yes, I like food. Sue me!).
One of my favourite pastimes when I’m out in public, whether it’s a restaurant or an event, where food is served, is observing how people eat.
What I’ve found is that on average (please note the ‘average’) Nigerians and Chinese folks rank, in my estimation, as the two worst types of eaters.
Nigerians eat like they’re fighting with the food. They scoop/roll big chunks of food, open mouths wide, rooster their heads to one side at a diagonal (usually left) angle and dunk it in. Then immediately continue talking, as the food (horror of horrors), disperses everywhere like mosquito spray.
I’m not even going to talk about how we tear into meat
Apart from growing up in a village(The type of a village in a village that even villagers call a village) it is also obvious that you dine often with bricklayers, carpenters and other site workers, mostly apprentices.
Romance › Re: What Is The Strangest/silliest Thing You Can't Take In A Relationship? by Kondomatic(m): 4:38pm On Nov 12, 2017
stephleena:
bad breathe..
lazy Nigga,
insulting or condemning his ex
trusting his niggas more than he does to me
no sense of humour..
No sane nigga trusts a girlfriend more than his hommies, unless he's not in the right group.
These guys have been through shitz together and you and them have different roles/place in his life so I don't see why this is an issue at all.




Moreover, trust is earned, you work for it.
Romance › Re: Truth About Most Active Ladies On Romance Section. by Kondomatic(m): 4:31pm On Nov 12, 2017
Some guys been disgracing us on here 2005
Romance › Re: Why Some Girls Don't Know How To Cook? by Kondomatic(m): 6:57pm On Nov 10, 2017
tosyne2much:
It's very big deal if a lady is poor in cooking.. My uncle's daughter started cooking for you the family at the age of 10... Sounds weird right?

A lady should not be proud of being a poor cook but should give room for improvement. Even me as a man, you will marvel if I cook for you tongue

Being a bad cook reduces one's confidence and self esteem especially when cooking is mentioned. Imagine a scenario when your friends visit you and your wife cook for them, only for them to eat the food and start shaking their heads cheesy
Happened to the chairman of an organization that I was a member. The woman prepared herbal mixture in the name soup
Romance › Re: Married Men Never Trust Ur Wives 100% To Avoid Dying Young. by Kondomatic(m): 9:53am On Nov 10, 2017
I have been saying this for a long time but people do not believe me. Women cheat more than men but men easily get caught
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Insulting God With Your Offerings In Church!! by Kondomatic(m): 9:14am On Nov 10, 2017
praiseneofingz:
Hi NLs....
its so incredible how some Christians disrespect God in terms of giving to him....I've seen people in some churches having this money loaded in their bank accounts, but when it's "offering time" in church for first, they squeeze their faces with a croc.smile and when they eventually force themselves to give, they bring out 50N or at most 100N for my God. though its understandable for the less privilege and God knows their hearts.....but my major focus is some privilege people insulting God with an epileptic offering.

imagine God collecting payment from you too with all the goodies he's done for you, do you think your billions and trillions will be enough for him? do you think you can pay God? do you think you are doing him a favour? I once over heard one rich man driving Prado Land Cruiser and 4matic benz telling someone in church "recession caused my low offering" he went ahead and told him he gave 200N. I was shocked in my spirit.........how devastating to see humans thinking they do God a favour.
well, ion have much to say all am just implying is for us to stop insulting God with our offerings.. thank you!!
I know today ain't Sunday...... lol�
Did God complain to you?
Culture › Re: What Would Your Parents Say If You Had A Child Out Of Wedlock by Kondomatic(m): 9:11am On Nov 10, 2017
Seems mamag33 is your role model
Romance › Re: Why Some Girls Don't Know How To Cook? by Kondomatic(m): 9:05am On Nov 10, 2017
Benita27:
Not a big deal, they could always learn.
It's a big deal Ben. Everyone of us needs food to survive, not just once a day but at least twice so any guy/girl above 18 that doesn't know how to cook is a disaster.

Imagine eating what other people cooked for 18yrs without learning how to cook for yourself. It's shameful.
Romance › Re: Why Some Girls Don't Know How To Cook? by Kondomatic(m): 9:02am On Nov 10, 2017
HARDLABOR:
Initially girls are suppose to be the one using the kitchen but some girls even most no sabi cook
Because some guys cannot afford foodstuffs
Romance › Re: Guyz,will You Allow Your Wife To Be A Full Time House Wife ? by Kondomatic(m): 9:00am On Nov 10, 2017
NManonymous:
Guyz,Will you allow your wife to be a full time house wife and why do some men allow their wife to be a full time house wife?
How's what we will do with our wives your business?

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