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ComputersRe: Steve Jobs Is Dead by Konjour(m): 12:42am On Oct 07, 2011
I feel intrigued to say this,but this thread is actually one out of a very low number of threads that i've seen on nairaland which runs into 5 pages

or more pages without two or more people yet to hurl insults at one another. smiley Something tells me i might still be wrong though. grin grin grin

Anyways,once again,Adieu Steve Jobs. You gave me an Ipad,an Ipod,and an Iphone(not for free though) grin grin grin. Thanks for the inspiration. cool
ComputersRe: Steve Jobs Is Dead by Konjour(m): 12:43pm On Oct 06, 2011
Adieu Steve. Waiting to see how his death is gonna affect Apple stocks.
FamilyRe: What Is The Best Gift To Give To Your Wife by Konjour(m): 4:38pm On Oct 05, 2011
engr j:
She is your wife and you should know her likes more than anyone of us here.
Absolutely spot on. Even most bachelors wouldn't bother to seek public consent about what their fiancees or girlfriends deserve, talk more

or less about a married man. I've begun seeing responses like Cars,Houses,Vacations.etc already and i'm dead sure not all wives fancy those,

they are human beings and have their own preferences which might only be known by people who cohabit with them,ESPECIALLY the Husband.

huh huh huh undecided undecided lipsrsealed
PhonesRe: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by Konjour(m): 4:26pm On Oct 05, 2011
Wanna buy a phone that'll be out of style in a number of months,buy the Iphone 4S. They did it with the Iphone 3G and 3GS too.

Its not another marketing ploy to milk the public as much as possible to hype up the Iphone 5 further.

Reports even suggested that Apple stocks fell a bit cuz people were expecting a 5 and not an upgraded 4 but i think they'd more than

be compensated by the time 5 drops. Perhaps,they should have made a cheaper version of the Iphone 4 instead,as they did with the Iphone 3G.

Think i'll rather wait till the Iphone 5 is out before deciding to visit my bank or not. BTW The Jury is still out on how Apple products would fare

in the market without the Steve Jobs effect. Personally,his presentation was actually the main inspiration behind my interest in buying their

products,and i don't think it'd be the same without him being there. I foresee a drop in Apple prices in the long term. Time will prove me right or

wrong though. cool
PoliticsRe: Police Salary Stolen From Police Bank by Konjour(m): 3:33pm On Oct 05, 2011
WTF!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Don't know why,but anytime i see a Nigerian Policeque headline,i always have this ready-made laugh coming up.

grin grin grin grin Guess the toll collections just got doubled officially. grin grin grin A robber in the Bank is provoking enough already,but when the bank

belongs to the Police,then you know the NPF is a Super-Joke. grin grin grin embarassed embarassed undecided embarassed
SportsRe: T.b Joshua Predicts That nigeria Will Loose nigeria v Guinea Match If......... by Konjour(m): 3:20pm On Oct 05, 2011
Well,this is not the first time he's predicted something like that. He did it several times during the 2010 World Cup and his predictions were

spot on. Anyways,Betfred and Williams Hill should be soooo happy i don't have that prediction knack in me,i'd have made them totally bankrupt.

grin grin grin
EducationRe: Uk College Caught Selling Fake Degrees To Foreign Students by Konjour(m): 3:04pm On Oct 05, 2011
The college looks like Its run by Asians. I'm sure there are a lot of colleges like that in the UK,perhaps their own bubbles are not opportuned to

blow yet. The last one i heard about was about a Nigerian Septuagenarian and his sixty-something year old wife being accused of something

similar to this. Don't know how it all ended up though,but i think such occurrences are only going to make the scrutiny of foreign students

further complicated.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Christians/Muslims Get Offended By Atheists by Konjour(m): 5:46pm On Oct 04, 2011
@Topic. You can maintain different views while keeping your temper in check.

I can't speak for all Christians/Muslims but i don't get offended by Atheists simply cuz i don't really care a hoot about what Atheists believe is true or not.

I only believe what i know and my beliefs are not precursors for others'. BTW Getting offended and scouring the web for the most sensitive insults to

haul at someone from behind a PC is only as effective to the other party as trying to verbally convince a she-goat that she was born a Cow. Its futile. cool

(Not in all cases though as Nairaland always has its own aspiring Nigerian heavyweights' competition of insults everyday grin grin grin)
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 4:43pm On Oct 04, 2011
tayo03us1:
@konjour: You are amongst the lucky few to have gotten their hands on fifa 12. Have you had the oppurtunity to play the ps3 version that u got? If yes, on a scale of 1-10 what will you rank it? Also compared to prior fifa games (especially fifa 11) how would u rank it?
Yea,i have been playing it on my PS3 for a couple of days now,and to be fair to you and anyone else who'd wanna know,i think there's possibly

no difference at all in the gameplay of 12 and 11,although a few players developed further(as expected)and teams have been upgraded.

But i don't just get what the fuss about the Tactical defending is,it doesn't really reflect on my defending when playing,intro to matches got some

short clips attached,Teams get selected ala Classic Mortal Kombat style.

To summarize the whole stuff up,i'd give it a 8/10. But if you've been an ardent player of FIFA 11 like me,you won't find much worthy of special

note in FIFA 12. Waiting to see what Konami has in store for us. cool
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan: Children, Children, How Old Is Independence Today? by Konjour(m): 1:53pm On Oct 03, 2011
werepeLeri:
and you will be the first to shout of her husband running a government with over bloated staff.
My posts on here are absolutely none of your business,man. I've not commented on any of yours so far,so i don't seem to understand your

insinuation 'bout me shouting 'bout her husband's gov't. Moreover,My opinions are mine,not yours. I hope you'll respect that. Thank you.cool
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 1:44pm On Oct 03, 2011
oswardic:
I already bought FIFA 12 before it came out, immediately it came out on the 27th, I had it! tongue
Dude,i don't know in which country/on which planet you're breathing and typing from,but what i surely know is that the very first sales of

FIFA 12(Gold/Platinum versions inclusive) and NOT THE DEMO VERSIONS in the United Kingdom went into full swing at midnight on the 30th

of September,2011. I had actually pre-booked 3 copies since the 20th of September for 35GBP each and i had downloaded,installed the DEMO

and played FIFA 12 since the 19th of September,2011. And i was actually in the FunGames Store in Sauciehall street in Glasgow till 15

minutes past midnight that day so i could get my copies ASAP. Was the 5th person on the queue.

And for the fact that i had played everything possible on the FIFA 12 by the 20th of September,that means i had actually played it exactly a

week before you claim to have done so. tongue tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan: Children, Children, How Old Is Independence Today? by Konjour(m): 1:28pm On Oct 03, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Wondering if the President is so poor he can't afford a personal linguist/speech groom for his wife. Had always thought

there was 1 pre-attached to the Office of the Presidency. Hitler,Stalin,Ronald Reagan,Mussolini,Fidel Castro,Obama all had/have one and those

fellas were/are powerful orators who could convince a full-grown man that he was born a goat,yet they still had not just 1 linguist,but groups of.

Talk more or less,the representative of all the women in Africa's most populous nation. grin grin grin

Its not a crime if she's not an orator though,no orator was born one. But it'd do her husband's image a stupendous amount of good. cool
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora : How Will You Celebrate Our Independence? by Konjour(m): 1:11pm On Oct 03, 2011
ogugua88:
Was it good? I hope you enjoyed yourself. I didn't get home until after 6am. I slept at 7am, woke at 10am, clocked into work at 11:02am lmao. And I get exam tomorrow. God dey lol.

Parry was MAD! I felt like I was Lag, no joke.
Should have included this in my previous post,but my last post was obviously directed to ogugua88. cool
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora : How Will You Celebrate Our Independence? by Konjour(m): 1:09pm On Oct 03, 2011
Yeah! Thanks a lot! The place was not actually the best of places to have a large gathering as such. It was just a big restaurant. But who

cares,everybody obviously had a swell time,except those who had to be carried home though,after too much liquor don make their eye RED

grin grin grin grin grin(as par 9ice). Got back home at 4:30 am,had to despoil my bed till 1 pm grin grin grin. But yea,everything else was banging. Thanks. wink
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora : How Will You Celebrate Our Independence? by Konjour(m): 12:14pm On Oct 02, 2011
[quote author=noble_gas1 link=topic=772399.msg9260104#msg9260104 date=1317538959]Ahoy!!! 1 mariner say so![/quote]Ahoy! smiley
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora : How Will You Celebrate Our Independence? by Konjour(m): 3:35am On Oct 02, 2011
Just came back from "the Calabash" on Union street,Glasgow. That automatically means no Church going today. undecided lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora : How Will You Celebrate Our Independence? by Konjour(m): 5:20pm On Oct 01, 2011
[quote author=noble_gas1 link=topic=772399.msg9256445#msg9256445 date=1317476823]lol, I have/will always be a MARINER!

Mechanical and Marine Engineering share a lot in common u know!

Hows the sea?? cool[/quote]Its calm mate, took a break from riding the waves of the North Atlantic. Will be back to the sea soon though cuz that's where i belong. wink cool
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 12:49pm On Oct 01, 2011
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!! FIFA 12!!! GET IN!!!!! I'm sure i must be among the first 1000 to ever buy that ish. 12:05 am 30th September. Dayummm! cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora : How Will You Celebrate Our Independence? by Konjour(m): 11:53am On Oct 01, 2011
[quote author=noble_gas1 link=topic=772399.msg9255252#msg9255252 date=1317462091]Bobbi, I C U

@ topic, spending it with TROUBLESHOOTING and ENGINE MACHINE DRAWINGgrin grin grin[/quote]grin grin grin Once an AMArian, Alwayz an AMArian. grin grin grin Why is it not Naval Arch? grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora : How Will You Celebrate Our Independence? by Konjour(m): 10:28am On Oct 01, 2011
@Ogugua88, 51 Thank yous to you! You just made my day. You rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss cheesy wink God bless Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora : How Will You Celebrate Our Independence? by Konjour(m): 1:30am On Oct 01, 2011
Does anybody know of anything Nigerian coming up in Glasgow,or Scotland generally today? Need info o cuz i don't want to dull it o.

Will be hanging out at Karbon tonight to dance to some Nigerian tunes and see some Nigerian faces. Holla. cheesy cool
EducationRe: Muslim Students Denied Admission At Oyedepo’s Covenant University by Konjour(m): 4:31pm On Sep 30, 2011
[b]I'm sure every man and his dog in Nigeria knows that the said University is a private,Christian university.

Its not just a University but an indirect extension of the Church's wings,and there are thousands of Religious tertiary institutions like that

that also cater for Buddhists,Taoists, Confucians, Hindu monks and their children.etc in various parts of the world.

Though,i might have my own reservations about the University but they have exclusive rights to OFFER and DENY admission to whoever it is,

and if they deem it fit that they don't want an applicant,only a Law court can overturn that. Moreover,applicants don't DEMAND admission. grin

BTW With the religious naivety and intolerance that abounds in Nigeria,the last place i would want to take my child to is A OR ANY religious

institution. However,it was the parents' choice anyway and i think Covenant univ. shouldn't be the only or religious univ. in Nigeria.

Also the applicant's form was said to contain conflicting information. I've never seen a Muslim catholic,or Anglican.etc. That might even have

stirred the first pair of eyebrows. cool[/b]
PhonesRe: Wifi Or 3g Phone.which Is Better? by Konjour(m): 3:44pm On Sep 29, 2011
Why opt for one when you can have both? There are loads of Nokia mobiles that come with both packages at affordable amounts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Manchester United Vs FC Basel (3 - 3) On 27th September 2011 by Konjour(m): 4:22pm On Sep 27, 2011
Hopefully, Berbanbaeur starts and shines. Here's to hoping!
RomanceRe: I Got Him Wit Another Girl In Bed by Konjour(m): 3:43pm On Sep 27, 2011
"You GOT him with another girl in bedhuh" Hmm, That sounds more like a steamy party to me. embarassed undecided lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Use Facebook To Compete For Men And : : : by Konjour(m): 3:34pm On Sep 27, 2011
They use it because they know a lot of fellaz are so motiveless as to sit behind a desk all day looking at hundreds of pictures,with saliva dripping

down the edges of their mouths drop by drop while making daft comments. undecided

But it doesn't give you cancer of the eyes or shorten your life span to look elsewhere if you're bothered at the least. cool
RomanceRe: Do We Have Real Men Any Longer? by Konjour(m): 3:20pm On Sep 27, 2011
REAL MENhuh? NOOOOO, We don't. I know a lot of toy shops around here though where you could buy a REAL male doll,and it even comes

with a free barbie! Now,that's a real couple,innit? Cheers. smiley

NEXT.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Says People Call Her Controversial Coz Most Africans Are Not Exposed by Konjour(m): 3:11pm On Sep 27, 2011
bombsquad:
Nigerians need to become more civilized and keep up with world trends, Rihanna shows everything off to the world Americans never condemn her.nigerians can be such hypocrites atimes
Rephrasing your comment:

The more civilized and trendy you are,the more you show off to the world,innit? grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked huh huh huh embarassed embarassed embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Guess if you're married or even single,your visiting girlfriend could show up on your doorstep with only her G-String on,and you'd kiss her

and praise her to the heavens for being soooo civilized and trendy!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! LWKMD!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin

Thumbs up man,you rock!!!!! grin
EducationRe: Riot In Bida Poly "Missing Male Organs" by Konjour(m): 3:01pm On Sep 27, 2011
WTF has a Joystick got in common with the Male reproductive systemhuh?? huh angry angry angry embarassed lipsrsealed

Seems like calling it its proper name is censored as well. WTF!angry angry angry

Saw this on the front page and was wondering why would stealing a 35-40 GBP Playstation or X-box Joystick cause headline news! shocked shocked shocked

@Topic anyways, 'v heard stuff like that before and you can never rule anything out(in Africa) unless you're the one involved, much worse things

have happened. Back then,the stories were that someone'd make it look accidental and brush his/her hand against your crotch,and you'd become

pen.i.sless. grin grin grin grin Thrilling,Simply illogical,Mind boggling,but also was the Ouija board and Magic. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Tb Joshua's Secret Exposed by Ex-Muslim (Bisola Johnson). Watch Video by Konjour(m): 2:05pm On Sep 26, 2011
plappville:
Minus the exposure video and the confession one.
the videos were made in the church of tb, is it nice seeing women, girls scratching their parts when going through deliverance? the way tb open is eyes like lion reads something, not to talk of how he demostrate to make the delivrance, as if he is the one recieving the deliverance., I just believe any born again should pray for God to open their eyes, Why is W.F KUMUYE not demostrating like during his deliverance service. God cannot open your eyes to see or know if u dont ask him to.
From what you've written,i can easily deduce that:

I. You're "born again",

II. You're a fan of W.F Kumuyi,

III. You're a deeper life member.

IV. You're almost bound to be an ardent reader of the bible.

If at least,2 of my deductions are correct,you should be among the last people to scratch their heads when the subject matter is the manner

of chasing out evil spirits.

BTW What has his demonstration during deliverances got to do with anything. undecided

Going by your way of thought, Exorcisms are a nuisance to the society and all catholics who believe in and had ever partook in it are pagans

since that might involve much more than scratching of body parts and bold gazes. grin grin huh lipsrsealed Be Objective. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Tb Joshua's Secret Exposed by Ex-Muslim (Bisola Johnson). Watch Video by Konjour(m): 12:06pm On Sep 26, 2011
Watched this video as far back as 2008-2009 and frankly,all her claims are as baseless as they come. Anybody could wake up one morning and

conjure up those stories. To back her claims,she simply lacks substantial evidence to buttress whatever she's spewed out.

As far as i know/have heard/have seen, T.B Joshua's works are overwhelmingly positive,His prophecies are accurate,and his Philanthropism is just

World-class(and he doesn't have 5 jetliners). That's enough to convince me that he is a good man and a loyal apostle of Good causes. cool

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