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Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Atheists Come Here Since They Do Not Believe In Religion ? by Konjour(m): 2:48pm On Oct 21, 2011
3 pages,and i'm yet to find a direct response borne out of "logic". huh Its funny i once saw of these NL "evangelical" atheists posting

explicitly about how some advanced forms of surreal Magic is real,and he was still hinging his disbelief about God on lack of "logic". grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: If Ghadaffi Had Been A Nigerian by Konjour(m): 2:35pm On Oct 21, 2011
Well "if",its a good thing then that Gadaffi wasn't a Nigerian. I don't need to draw needless comparisons.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gadhafi Captured? On CNN (Pictures) by Konjour(m): 2:26pm On Oct 21, 2011
[b]@Manny4life, are you kidding me? Oh,i forgot there are CIA spies on NL and perhaps we even have Central Nairaland Intelligence Agency.

I won't repeat all i'v said again but i'll say again that 1: If we have Nigerians whom are so learned about the happenings at the pentagon

and White house and the American Oil innuendo utter rhino dung i read yesterday(and perhaps today),such Nigerians should publish

books about these things and watch themselves raking in millions being Conspiracy theorists. Wikileaks started off similarly with Julian.

2: If they're not intellectually powerful enough to do that,let them hijack a plane,drop bombs on the white house and co. if they're so

pained by the US being a World-superpower,and by the fact that Libyans are out going bonkers with joy in their own streets while those

posters in Nigeria don't even know if the next Boko Haram suicide bomber destined for "paradise" is about to detonate himself in their

backyard. Gadaffi is dead. An ins.a.n.e.ly 42-year dictatorship has crumbled. That's all there is to it for me. I don't give a damn sexy f/u/c/k

about anybody else's opinion about that. Nuff said.[/b]
Foreign AffairsRe: Moammar Gadhafi Is Truly Dead. Proof In 3 Gruesome Videos by Konjour(m): 9:56pm On Oct 20, 2011
Have not seen the video but i know a lot of people would still doubt it,especially those Nigerians who are the "real" occupants of the

White house and know absolutely everything that's happening backstage at the Pentagon with microsecond accuracy. undecided lipsrsealed
Foreign AffairsRe: Gadhafi Captured? On CNN (Pictures) by Konjour(m): 9:48pm On Oct 20, 2011
For all of the thermometers that could get ruptured in Dante's inferno,the dictator Gadaffi is reported dead,killed by his own people,after

sending hundreds of thousands of his own flesh and blood to where nobody knows. Anybody that has a problem with that should hijack a

FSC Stealth bomber(which cannot be detected by common Radar echo signals) from the nearest naval base to him/her,fly at Mach III across

the south and north atlantic oceans consecutively into Washington District of Columbia,target-lock the Pentagon and White House at once,

bomb it with 5.68 tonnes worth of air to land missiles,and be built a golden statue,given a national holiday,and declared a National Hero in

Afghanistan and South Yemen,instead of being a local champion of some American Oil innuendo hyenacrap on Nairaland.  angry angry

Gadaffi's death or America's world dominance doesn't add an extra penny into my Lloyds,RBS and Barclays Accounts. angry cool
RomanceRe: Is Lust Stronger Than Love. by Konjour(m): 9:23pm On Oct 20, 2011
I think: every normal human needs a good dose of both to be a good partner.

If you have only love for your girl/fiancée/wife,perhaps you might not even want to have sex with her cuz you'd be more like a

hopelessly romantic mushroom.

If you only have lust for her,she'd only be as valuable to you as a robotic barbie for sale in Poundland;perhaps except when you're Hot.

Frankly,neither is more powerful than the other. It just depends on the make-up of the person involved. Just my thoughts though. cool
RomanceRe: Should Couples Jointly Undergo A Comprehensive Medical Exam Before Marriage? by Konjour(m): 10:37am On Oct 20, 2011
They'd be outrightly stupid to want to embark on that kind of journey without having a medical examination and analysis. undecided
BusinessRe: Maersk Plans Expansion In Lagos by Konjour(m): 10:30am On Oct 20, 2011
Will be a welcome development. Have sailed on a couple of Maersk PANAMAX ships and they are the real deal.

They boast of having the largest container ships on the planet in their fleet. Simply one of the best you can find,and making Nigeria

a pivotal point in their shippings to West Africa would be symbiotic.

But that its not all talk and nothing more remains to be seen. Here's to hoping they make good their quotes. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Style Prayer - Is It Effective? by Konjour(m): 12:16pm On Oct 18, 2011
grin grin grin LMAO at Topic. Nigerians pray like the devil is standing right in front of them holding a three-pronged garden fork,yet Nigerians are

among the most scrutinized nationals abroad,and Nigeria is feared among the global heavyweights of corruption. huh undecided lipsrsealed
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 12:04pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=phuck_NL link=topic=70724.msg9365054#msg9365054 date=1318935260]It seems you've been away for a while. A lot of people dont buy these CD's. Naija market is mostly pirated cds that people deal with.
The guy said its at mega plaza. By diesel, what i mean is they have to power their store/mall and you know how power is in naija. 2000 naira is nothing. How many CD's do you think they will sell. This is not bestbuy or walmart we talking here.[/quote]Pirated game discs. (Check)

Lack of Electricity. (Check)

Low patronage. (Check)

Profit margin: 2,000-3,000 Naira/Unit sold. (Cool).

Just got your point. That's true. You're absolutely spot on. But you wouldn't sell yours for 20,000 naira though. cheesy wink
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 11:53am On Oct 18, 2011
tayo03us:
when 3 or 4 people say a game seems to have glitches, then there definately is something wrong with that game.

your post is about the 3rd or 4th read that have stated that they prefer fifa 11 to the 12 version.

should i still get fifa 12 or just go for demon soul?
[b]Well,i'd say if you've been an avid player of FIFA 11,you wouldn't fancy the gameplay of 12 as much. As i posted earlier,the interplay is good

but too "open" in a way you can only describe if you've played it. Runs are much more easier to detect,defences are much more easier to split

in half,and defending just got 5 notches higher in its difficulty. However,what i'v found out with experience is that people grow with games

e.g cuz i found FIFA 11 extraordinarily clumsy and unresponsive too when i switched from PES 11. FIFA 12's ball control is as perfect as it has

ever been,the momentum of the gameplay is intensive,the movement is more responsive to your controls.(Messi only needs to cut in from the

flank while sprinting to send a defender into Narnia grin grin),but those things i said earlier are some of its seemingly down sides FOR NOW.

12 has been out for just about a month or thereabout,so i'd advise you to go for the 12. Something tells me i'll still come to love it with time,

maybe you will too and then the cycle will start all over again when 13 arrives. wink grin grin grin[/b]
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 11:37am On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=phuck_NL link=topic=70724.msg9364485#msg9364485 date=1318931584]na wa for people sha. you yarn say the thing na like 10 to 11 grand and dem dey sell am for 13000 in naija and you want to crucify them. Personally i'd have expected it to be more in the 20,000 range.
Paltry 2000 naira profit and you are criticizing. Who go pay for diesel and the cost of shipping to naija. Hen? 13,000 is a steal and i believe it is even way too cheap sef[/quote]You call a 2,000 naira profit on each game disc sold by a Nigerian game retailer "PALTRY"? shocked undecided Which diesel you on about?

I'v got no problem if you have a shop and you sell your discs for a hundred thousand. If i need it,i'm gon get it.

But you know what? Whatever rocks your boat,man. Good luck to your customers if you've got a shop. cool
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 10:25am On Oct 18, 2011
tayo03us:
Was in mega plaza over the weekend and saw pes 2012 and fifa soccer 2012. i think both were going for about N13,000.

so yes, pes is out and yes both fifa & pes 2012 are available at mega plaza (that's the only place i know, might also be available elsewhere).

cheers,
Wow. I never knew. I really think EA Sports are getting the better of Konami these days. Played PES 2011 and FIFA 11 again yesternite

after playing the FIFA 12 endlessly,and could safely conclude that the PES games have a lot of catching up to do.

However,that's not to say that FIFA 12 doesn't have its own flaws. But i personally prefer the FIFA 11 to the 12. There seems to be more

space to run in behind defenders in 12,and forwards feel more kinda "lightweight" thus making defending much more difficult.

BTW 13,000? FIFA 12 packs now go for about 45 GBP. That's just about 10-11,000 naira,guess some Nigerian traders will always want to milk

their customers' pockets to the max.
PoliticsRe: First Cargo Ships Berth At Onitsha Seaport by Konjour(m): 10:05am On Oct 18, 2011
manny4life:
That depends on what you define as a "SEAPORT". If a "SEAPORT" as defined by Maritime standards and regulations is where ships (regardless of their size and use) berth, then you and I shouldn't argue about this please.

River Niger isn't a sea, but a river; however, an artificial waterway can be created from it. The Suez and Panama Canals are waterways yet large ocean liners ply that route on daily basis. There are TONS of man-made waterways, rivers, channels, etc that large ships ply through on their daily routes delivering goods around the globe. It's not the size of the water body that counts, but the depth and water density etc that counts.

Like I have always insisted, large ocean liners carrying 10,000 TEU's might not be able to berth at Onitsha port; however, I'm no marine engineer, but I honestly believe that even barges, ferries, small, or midsize ship can ply on a River Niger. Marine Engineers, please correct me if I'm wrong, a vessel's draft determines the minimum depth of water a ship or boat can safely navigate. River Niger is deep enough to allow the minimal draft of these kinds of vessels I listed. We can sit and argue about this which I won't, but until someone tells us what the minimum depth lvl is, the I rest my case.

Please STOP the notion that vessels ONLY travel on seas because that is NOT always the case. Vessels use different water bodies to cut through (save time) or whatever reason they have. If the people of the East are serious about economic activity, Onitsha Port might NOT be Lagos port; however, if they plan it out very well, they can and will explore Onitsha Port to maximum utilization using a simple hub and spoke model. Dredging and of course expansion of the water body will cause a greater impact to the city.
Yeah,all your points are spot on. However,a Seaport as the name implies is directly linked to the Sea,and not an inland waterway.

Also,the suez and panama canals were not bigger than the rivers Niger or benue a couple of decades ago,but it was the determination

and vision of their governments that paid off and today they've more than gained back a quadruple fold of what they've spent.

On my first sea voyage,while passing through the suez canal,which cost us about 25,000 US Dollars(albeit for a MSC 15,000 TEU giant),at

one point,the distance separating the Ship side and the canal's banks was down to centimeters! So,it is not very wide but very deep.

Same can be done with those two Nigerian rivers. But whether the Gov't is as visionary and committed to the cause as those other

gov'ts is open to debate. cool
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 10:05pm On Oct 16, 2011
oswardic:
Sorry it took me forever to reply undecided anyways, whats wrong with your internet and have you finally downloaded the full version?? Did you ever tried to play PES 2012 too?
My server needs a makeover. I don't need to download the full version again since i have the complete package already?

PES 2012?? Is it out? huh undecided

I don't think so.
PoliticsRe: First Cargo Ships Berth At Onitsha Seaport by Konjour(m): 9:52pm On Oct 16, 2011
macjive01:
dont be silly, one of the busiest waterway in the world is the strait of malacca and it is only 2.8 km at its farthest points, while the river niger , tho the bridge is about 1.5 km, the farthest points are at 4.8 km apart- not at the bridge head, but at points farther away.

the onitsha seaport u see now is only a starting point. Soludo's office is planning an integrated master plan for a comprehensive integrated seaport complex to accommodation the BIGGEST, LARGEST MARKET IN BOTH NORTH AND SOUTH OF THE AFRICA, AND SOUTH OF THE EQUATOR .


something big is coming to onitsha and asaba for real.
Don't pull what you can't get a clear grasp of,man. From your post above,i can deduce you don't know Poo about where the sea ends

and begins,and its relative expansiveness in different countries and how the territorial waters are measured.

If Onitsha is ever going to have a port,its NEVER going to be a deep sea port. Even a geographical nitwit would know that.

Along with its inland port,it could also have a lot of lighters and ICDs(Inland container depots).

As a navigator myself,i'd never steer my deep sea ship towards the channels of a delta. Any navigation officer who even contemplates that

deserves to be stripped of his badges and given 40 lashes of the horsewhip. angry WTF
PoliticsRe: First Cargo Ships Berth At Onitsha Seaport by Konjour(m): 5:48am On Oct 16, 2011
Connoisseur:
can be ferry be classified as a cargo ship.
I thought they are two diff things
You're right. In express terms,a ferry cannot be described as a Cargo ship,even though it is capable of ferrying cargo.

Also,the waterways of Onitsha are inland around the divisions of the delta,so the ports there are NOT seaports. cool
SportsRe: Siasia Must Go - Yakubu Aiyegbeni by Konjour(m): 12:26pm On Oct 15, 2011
So,if Siasia should go,how many other local coaches do we have that can match/better his managerial experience.

Seems Yakubu has not been on good terms with the man or something,he speaks reassuringly of Steve Kean at Blackburn despite the

scot having a nightmare almost every time he has stood in the dug out this season. Infact,that's kinda ballsy coming from him(a squad player).

Siasia should be retained and given another chance. He is still the best Nigeria has got right now IMO.

And what i'm sure of is that his quotes,if true,might come back to haunt him someday.
RomanceRe: Marriage Is Overrated by Konjour(m): 12:04pm On Oct 15, 2011
Looks like the poster just wanna ruffle some feathers and create some banter on nairaland just for the sake of it.

Threads like this should be in their hundreds already on here.

If marriage is overrated,stay single and enjoy your life miss. eso es todo, señora. cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: 3 Zimbabwean Ladies Arrested For Desecrating 124 Men In 11 Days by Konjour(m): 11:54am On Oct 15, 2011
despoil translates to Desecration on nairaland? WTF shocked shocked The ratio looks unreal though impossibility is nothing.

The most probable thing they'd use the "filled" condoms for is something fetish,perhaps a money-making ritual as someone posted earlier.

No sane/in.sane lady goes around r.a.p.i.n.g guys and collecting their fluids for scientific research or purposes. embarassed undecided lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Contemporary Nigerian Girls Are Losing The Wifey Quality! by Konjour(m): 12:18am On Oct 15, 2011
Not bothered personally cheesy cheesy cheesy cuz mine is looking every inch the best anybody can get already. cool

Just a couple of gentle tweaks and we'll be sailing with full masts alongside. cheesy cool lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Mutallab Pleads Guilty -- What Next For Him? by Konjour(m): 12:25am On Oct 13, 2011
Guess he's also changed his mind about Al Awlaki's death. That dude does not look like he's deluded beyond belief. He is. angry

Was watching the news on BBC this evening with some Scottish pals when the guy's image kept flashing all over the screen and the

name "Nigerian" kept echoing throughout the room. In a room previously filled with banter,everybody just kept mute when this

particular stale gist was on,and the eerie silence was so pricking i felt like i was the guy in question.  We were back to our old ways

after a couple of minutes,but those few minutes really stirred something indescribable in me.

Anytime something negative is said about Nigeria,the lads would always turn to me for answers as if i was the culprit. grin grin grin embarassed  undecided lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Fuel Subsidy Removal by Konjour(m): 6:54pm On Oct 11, 2011
stepo707:
I have read with acatalectic disgust, governments asinine and puerile ratiocinations attempting to justiceate the proposed removal of subsidies from petroleum products.It has asseverated that it’s intentions is guided by the need to checkmate the odoriferous excesses of a machiavellian and mephistophelean cabal and i have said to myself,what a shame?What a self indicting admittal of the failure of governance?What an hocus-pocus?

What an anathematous disdain for it’s citizenry? Must the people now bear the brunt for governments ineptitude,inefficiency and pusillanimity in squaring up with these economic philistines and fat cows? I feel even more nauseated and vexed that the Governors Forum has posthaste conferred an apocalyptic imprimatur on this genie.Let’s not forget that majority of these same Governors had earlier called for this state of affairs as a condition sinequanon for paying the minimum wage.What an opprobrium?What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous?It’s up to us all to put this Presidential and Gubernatorial genie back into the bottle but are we prepared?
Too many cooks spoil the broth. His choice of adjectives and metaphors often conflict with the message he's trying to pass across.

(i.e if he was trying to send a message across to his listeners in the first instance at all). :

Perhaps he should just save us the message and go teach "Mrs Dame" how to stop calling herself a widow when she's not. grin undecided lipsrsealed

I'm sure her husband'd really appreciate that. cool
RomanceRe: Is It Ever Acceptable For A Woman To Propose To A Man! by Konjour(m): 11:21pm On Oct 10, 2011
[b]^^Most of my Tamil friends and even my Punjabi guys that are kinda more "westernized" were brought up by their indian mothers to

respectfully "fear" girls,so much that in most of our university pictures together,especially those in which girls appeared,these guys

usually stand apart from the girls at about a meter or more everytime and it doesn't matter what you say to them!

So it wasn't a surprise when i actually found out later after a lot of them had been engaged,it was the girls' family that tooks gifts,

food,spices,money.etc to the guy's house ala the Nigerian pattern grin grin grin and i almost had to push one of them out from hiding behind a

curtain once because he was too shy to look his bride-to-be in the eye. grin grin grin embarassed undecided lipsrsealed

What's more surprising is the girls in question are indescribably beautiful but they still pay "groomprice!". lolzzzz!!!

If they were to be Nigerians,i bet you'd be asked to double the bride price. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin lipsrsealed[/b]
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 6:03pm On Oct 10, 2011
oswardic:
Lol, I am here in Nigeria but pre-ordered the full version before it came out, US FIFA 12 SOCCER came out on the 27th. I would say you won cos you've already played the demo even before I ever set my eyes on the game at all except on the video on Youtube grin grin grin, do you play onlinehuh Maybe we can play someday soon, Is your PC version?
Yay,i won! grin grin grin Actually,I often play online but i've been disconnected for a couple of weeks now,so no online gaming for me right now. sad

But i have the Demo,and the FIFA 12 packs in my library right now. So,Bingo. wink
SportsRe: T.b Joshua Predicts That nigeria Will Loose nigeria v Guinea Match If......... by Konjour(m): 12:40pm On Oct 09, 2011
rezzy:
His prophesy was wrong
How was it wrong? He predicted an unfavorable outcome,and it wasn't just an unfavorable outcome,it was a disastrous one. cool
PoliticsRe: Noble Peace Prize: Why Don't Nigerians Win? by Konjour(m): 12:25pm On Oct 09, 2011
That's a no brainer. sad
SportsRe: AFCON Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Guinea Conakry (2 - 2) On 8th October 2011 by Konjour(m): 12:17pm On Oct 09, 2011
[quote author=RuuDie link=topic=773981.msg9302726#msg9302726 date=1318131303][/quote]I don't exactly know the details of the prophecy,but if the quotes that i've been seeing recently like this did not feature any numerical

figures,i'm puzzled as to where people found out that he predicted a 1-0 loss to Guinea.

Going by the match report,everything he prophesied about came to pass.

Albeit,its gonna take a whole new dimension for you if you're an atheist,an agnostic,or someone who just doesn't like the man or his

prophecies. Nigeria didn't qualify at the end of the day. Nuff said. undecided cool
PoliticsRe: Lagos Has Built More Roads Than Ghana & Sierra Leone - Fashola by Konjour(m): 1:35am On Oct 09, 2011
@Topic: Wow! Is that a credit to LASG or a Slap on the Ghanaian and Sierra-leonean governments?

I'd rather go with the former. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Is It Ever Acceptable For A Woman To Propose To A Man! by Konjour(m): 1:25am On Oct 09, 2011
What is food for the goose is surely palatable to the gander.

In reminiscence of the "21st century" women equivocal bla bla bla stuff,asking a man out/proposing to a man should not be made to be a

mountain when its nothing but a molehill. It is very,very acceptable in a "21st century" society . cool
SportsRe: AFCON Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Guinea Conakry (2 - 2) On 8th October 2011 by Konjour(m): 5:19pm On Oct 08, 2011
[/quote][quote author=BetaThings link=topic=773981.msg9300143#msg9300143 date=1318088857]What was the prophesy about Spain winning the WC?
Brazil losing to Holland at the world Cup?
Uruguay winning Copa America

You don't need prophesy to be a good coach
You mean you were undoubtedly sure that Holland was gonna win Brazil in the 2010 world cup?

And you already knew Uruguay were gonna win the Copa America even before it started,at the expense of Brazil,Chile,Mexico,Paraguay,Argentina?

shocked shocked huh undecided grin grin grin grin grin You ought to be a mega multi-billionaire then!!!

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