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 Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 11:31am On Jul 20, 2011 |
Mobinga:Its easier and faster for me to paste links than screenshots anywayz. |
| Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 11:22am On Jul 20, 2011 |
Mobinga:for which game? |
| Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 11:21am On Jul 20, 2011 |
ritchboy:Hmm, sorry, i meant the Xbox 360. I have both consoles so i often mix my libraries together. Moreover its been over a year since i played 'em  |
| Romance › Re: Marriages More Satisfying When Wives Are Thinner by Konjour(m): 9:43am On Jul 19, 2011 |
become as fat as an elephant that grew up in a fattening castle  That'd have sounded a bit more logical. Anyways, i'm not married yet and my girlis super slim,but has loads of jutting curves too, so according to the "thesis" of the topic,i guess i'm guaranteed a more satisfying married life with her!   Infact, Me estoy poniendo la gente se casa mañana!!!!  |
| Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Konjour(m): 8:41pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
9 pages already in a matter of hours? WOW. TOO BAD though,that people find it extremely hard to stick to topics without sniping at other peoples' "fashion sense" and "English efficacy." especially if their opinions do not share the same wavelength determine what he/she knows or who he/she is FFS. pffff!!! Whatever rocks the boat for y'all though!  |
| Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 8:12pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
v3:Really? Well, guess its just an example of "different strokes, " then, Perhaps you've tried out NFS Carbon or Undercover,and if you've got access to an XBOX 360 console, i recommend you play a bit of Midnight club, one word for it: Awesome! |
| Romance › Re: Will She Kill Me If I Dont Marry Her? 9yrs No Be Beans O! by Konjour(m): 4:11pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
[b]9 Years of courtship? and then she turns so fat it looks irreversible to the utter disgust of the boyfriend.Personally,i won't let her get sooo fat,round and shapeless before i'd let her know how i feel about women carrying a lotta excess baggage,and according to the poster,he did his best to convince her for a long time but she didn't pay any attention whatsoever to his whining and dislikes. Thus,i'd say if both of 'em a'int married yet,he can still reconsider his stand before saying his marital vows to her as that won't be a vow for 9 years but for as long as both of 'em are gon' live(perhaps for the next 100 years ). Adultery has a bigger curse attached to it than breaking up a relationship of 9 years i'd say! The onus also lies on the girl to try and work herself out a bit to see if she's gon' get some flabs of fat off,and if the OP "loves" her as he says,he should enroll her in a gym or something. BTW,if they've been married and then she becomes as fat as he described her to be now,then he's got no choice than to live with his decisions! But as at now,OP,the ball is on your court irrespective of what anybody else does or says on here .Nuff said right 'bout now!  [/b] |
| Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 9:22am On Jul 18, 2011 |
TLore:POP : The forgotten sands actually looks like the easiest of the POP series, The other POP versions i've played are way more complex and confusing than the forgotten sands. Perhaps,its just my imagination, but i spent the majority of the early and mid stages just climbing walls while trying to help out a confused "brother". |
| Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 9:05am On Jul 18, 2011 |
v3:Cool, Then you might wanna try out the NFS Shift Series, they're two gears ahead of the Most wanted Series. |
| Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 4:53pm On Jul 17, 2011 |
hyuga:Blacklist 10? You've only won against 5 drivers, You've got 9 more to race against before you race against Razor himself. I'm gon tell you this, better start storing up a lot of bounty as from now, better still try guessing correctly which of the options available at the end of each race contains the pink slip to your opponents' car, by doing that you won't have to spend money buying cars or upgrading 'em cuz they usually come stacked to the max. If you don't guess correctly,don't save, instead restart,race again and guess again. BTW Best driver,huh? I see you wanna make yourself smile a bit. |
| Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 10:56am On Jul 17, 2011 |
Ogaga4Luv:No, its not a weird list at all. Left 4 dead and Left 4 dead II remains among the best 5 horror sequel games i've ever played on the PS3. hyuga:Hmm, NFS Most wanted (Black Edition??) Watch out for the Lamborgini Murcielago, Lamborgini Gallardo, and the SFX Corvette. The Police top marksman(cross) that'll be organizing the chases after you as from Heat level 4 will be using those corvettes, there are also loads of cheatbooks you can download from the internet. You'd need them at one stage or the other. Overall, that game rocks. |
| Celebrities › Re: Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Announce That They Are Splitting. by Konjour(m): 10:21am On Jul 17, 2011 |
Splitting? Alright. That's cool. |
| Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Earns N1m Monthly And Others Earns: by Konjour(m): 11:28pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
T[b]he president earns only 3,906 GBP monthly ? Duh, that sounds so alien. WTF![/b] |
| Travel › Re: Most Stressed Women In The World - Nigerian Women Are 9th by Konjour(m): 11:51am On Jul 14, 2011 |
Didn't think the list was logical at first, but i definitely agree with Indian women being at the top of the list. I believe their average stress levels are simply mind-boggling,especially those of 'em who live in India itself! As a Nigerian,i'd never expose my would-be wife to undergo half of the multitasking they do every day! Its just Gross! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official: Arsenal Completes Gervinho Signing From Lille by Konjour(m): 11:18am On Jul 12, 2011 |
Debroslink:You spew those words outta my mouth! The dude scored what? 15 Goals,10 assists in Lille last season and some blind dude said he's the new Eto'o! Same goal haul as Odemwingie and a far less spectacular goal ratio. But Wenger rates Peter at about what? 2 million quid? pffffff!!!!!!  Maroune Chamakh was one of the hottest young Strikers in france and he was even vying for the Golden boot in france before he changed teams.Talk about Wenger and his obsession for French and Lique 1 players in England, as much as i want to see more blacks in Manchester United,i fully understand the reason SAF is trying to build himself an English core, Same reason is why much of Barca's success is hinged on the fact that the team is built around a Spanish core. The FA's homegrown rule is coming up soon and it'll be exciting to see how Wenger and Arsenal fares. The man has been losing the plot and it seems its only a matter of time before he's gon lose the last straw. 1 Like |
| Culture › Re: Single Ladies Discriminated Against By Hotels In Nigeria by Konjour(m): 1:19am On Jul 12, 2011 |
If these "Single" ladies can foot their own bills in the hotels of their choice without loitering around aimlessly or constituting a nuisance to themselves or the hotel, it could be the Burj' Al Arab for all i care, i don't see why they should be discriminated against. Also,me thinks,if you're really not interested in bedding a hooker, you can without solving a quantum equation in physics. As par suing the hotels in Nigeria On the other hand,though, (basing my sentiments on some female posts i've seen on here tonight), i'd be inclined to say if its been established that this whole shit-niz has somewhat become more or less a fixed trend,perhaps due to the experiences had by the Hotels' staff and management, they retain the ultimate power to make decisions affecting their operation, All they're gon need as back-up is just a legal team capable of pulling legal stunts. |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Are Your Reason For Watching Nollywood. by Konjour(m): 1:21am On Jul 11, 2011 |
When i want to feel like i'm home, or when i need to listen to some Pidgin English. |
| Romance › Re: Public Displays Of Affection In Relationships by Konjour(m): 11:51pm On Jul 09, 2011 |
Connoisseur:MODERATION is the watchword, Hence,"Basic" instincts need to be bridled a bit sometimes. Sex is a basic instinct too,and there's a reason why normal people won't indulge in sex on the walkway of a busy street in the full glare of everyone who's passing by. You ain't gon get no stick for PDAs( At least in most Westernized countries ), but you shouldn't abuse common sense by keeping a reasonable limit. At the end of the day,though, DO WHATEVER ROCKS YA BOAT. Nuff said for tonight! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abuja Wives Rejoice Over 10pm Curfew; Send A Thank-you Gift-hamper To The Person by Konjour(m): 5:21pm On Jul 09, 2011 |
[quote author=kody-licky link=topic=708151.msg8681999#msg8681999 date=1310189498]@donobi y d mega multiple posts Were You having a seizure or , ,,,, [/quote] ROFLMAO! |
| Romance › Re: Public Displays Of Affection In Relationships by Konjour(m): 3:37pm On Jul 09, 2011 |
[b]Duh, Got these Spanish kids living beside my space and anytime you find 'em outside their crib,they always stop just short of having full-blown sex, I see more than enough everyday,in malls, in queues, banks, restaurants, and even on bridge railings! (like some kinda Scottish 15-16 year olds i saw on the Clyde bridge sometime in February seriously necking while sitting on the edge of the railings, a couple of days later,newspapers reported that a young couple were in an ''embrace'' and fell off about 60 meters into the river from almost the exact spot i'd seen those teens earlier. I take subtle public displays as an affectionate medium of showing-off and exhibiting your "blossoming" relationship to whoever cares to care (i've done a bit of that anyways), but there's a thick line somewhere between showing your extent of affection and showing your extent of belly-churning stupidity, If my girl stops in the middle of a public express road or on the railing of a suspension bridge and decides to brandish me a kiss there can soooo expect a fisticuff and some good ol' military shoving! [/b] |
| Travel › Re: Where Have You Lived In Nigeria-only Places one year and more please by Konjour(m): 9:08am On Jul 07, 2011 |
Akure(6 Years), Minna(5 Years +), Abuja(2 Years), Lagos(4 Years +).  |
| Programming › Re: 3 Futa Students Bag Award On Software Creation by Konjour(m): 9:02am On Jul 07, 2011 |
Congrats to 'em. (Wouldn't consider myself a proper Alumnus of FUTA though,but at least i finished my nursery and primary education there. |
| Gaming › Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 5:17pm On Jul 06, 2011 |
FIFA 11, PES 11, La Noire, Legends: Warriors of Troy, Killzone 3, Topspin 4, (Waiting for Battlefield III), |
| Politics › Re: Rich Kids Joy Riding In Abuja Killing/injuring Poor Bystanders. by Konjour(m): 10:28am On Jul 03, 2011 |
Those by-standers (including the killed/injured ones) are just as dumb as the stupid fellas performing the cheap stunts, fully knowing that the stunt-performers are fun-seeking amateurs as evidenced as the displays suggest. If they're convinced they have extra-ordinary reflex driving skills,they should enlist in a professional racing course or something where they'll make a good name for themselves and earn some crazy wads of cash. But exhibiting free-for-all life-threatening crude stunts on PUBLIC roads which are already life-threatening (that goes without saying the police,fire brigade,ambulances and emergency auto-trackers are absent)in a capital which is supposed to be a model city to all others only shows how deep the canker worms have eaten in the Nigerian fabric. Sadistic. |
| Crime › Re: Horror: Nigerian Man Stabs Wife To Death, Cuts Her Into Pieces by Konjour(m): 10:16am On Jul 01, 2011 |
Heard this on Wazobia FM live streams this morning and can't just describe the rude shock i've been feeling since then, The dude definitely has some mental frailties, Guess the dead woman wouldn't have imagined her hubby could go to such extreme lengths hence her return after an initial beating. Since i was old enough to reason and decipher between good and evil, i've always had a deep hatred for men who beat women (talk less of their dear wives), NO REAL MAN WORTH EVERY PINCH OF HIS SALT WOULD LAY A HAND ON HIS WIFE IN SUCH VIOLENCE. Long story short, the police and law courts should do their job without fear or favour, and this should be an eye-opener to other prospective brides and bride wannabes, seek some GENUINE spiritual guidance before hooking up. However, sheep and goats don't change into wolves overnight and not everybody who looks like a man is a HUSBAND. |
| Romance › Re: Guys, What Comes To Your Mind When You Come Across Tattoo Girls? by Konjour(m): 12:27pm On Jun 28, 2011 |
Nothing. Its too common for me to feel anything spectacular. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairalanders In Akure - interact here! by Konjour(m): 11:46am On Jun 28, 2011 |
Was born there, Unquestionably and undeniably one of the most peaceful cities you can find in West Africa. A lotta of Fantastic people too.  |
| Romance › Re: 30,000 Dismissed From Online Dating Website For Being Too Ugly by Konjour(m): 10:46pm On Jun 20, 2011 |
| Everyday always brings its own comedy. Yesterday it was the banter and counter banter about "disgusting" things guys do in clubs that almost made wreck my chairs with laughter, today it is one random attention-seeking website meant for beautiful people! Bet tomorrow's headlines 'd be about a website exclusively meant for only virgins and shemales! Buhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Zap the progenitor of such a website, why would i need a dating site to get my girl anyways? Such projects are only going to produce unlimited loadsa ton o' shite. (My instincts told me exactly the same thing when i heard about Koko mansion for the first time, you can't expect fellaz worth every pinch of their salt to be there). Thank God i wasn't proved wrong as evidenced by Le petite mademoiselle Too bad the website organizers got the much-sought attention they had been craving for. |
| Romance › Re: 11 Of The Most Disgusting Things Guys Do In The Club by Konjour(m): 2:42am On Jun 20, 2011 |
I've almost broken a couple of chairs while laughing hard like a crazed man all by myself after reading some of the banter and counter-banter on here tonight. Damn it! Nairaland never fails to entertain. D Time to get some sleep and perhaps dream of popping some cheap champagne in the Guvnor's bar of Cokobar this saturday. Hopefully that won't be too ''disgusting'', ROFLMAO. |
| Politics › Re: Do You Know How 'well-Educated' I Am? (video) by Konjour(m): 1:24am On Jun 19, 2011 |
violent:Believe it or not, Those who've attended 'em won't need to "boast about it openly"(There's a reason why a Curriculum vitae is written), cuz doing that anyways would only make you the subject of a lot of fellas' disgust and contempt. Like i opined earlier, i've come across a lot of peepz who do that, but at the end of the bragging session, they always end up looking stupid cuz they never have any genuine cause to hammer home,or what does a prospective Harvard "graduate"'d hope i understand when bragging to my face, especially when he/she knows f'u'c'k all about me? Most times,they just do that to inflate their fast-depleting self esteem,but i do not help 'em out of their misery either. Such are the people my middle fingers often develops a super-boner for. PEACE. |
| Politics › Re: Do You Know How 'well-Educated' I Am? (video) by Konjour(m): 6:42pm On Jun 18, 2011 |
Boasting openly about the Schools you've attended is an exhibition of stupidity and self-gratification at its lowest astronomical ebb. Too bad i've lost count of how many fellow Nigerians i've seen or heard doing such(even when they are a complete package of irrelevance). My take is you might attend Harvard, Cambridge, Oxford et al since your inception but if your speech and behavioral patterns are still soaked through with elements of the 'do you know who i am' syndrome, you're absolutely no better than the least educated human in the whole milky way. Your carriage, demeanor and disposition are enough to indicate your class without you uttering a word. BTW Being an "Obama" doesn't guarantee you exemption from excreting smelly shite! |
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