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Just 11? ![]() ![]() |
Waiting for the thread of "How to recognize and look at a woman". Until then ![]() |
Only 7? ![]() |
Walk away in time so that i won't be charged for cold-blooded murder and the mutilation of a dead body. ![]() |
If you REALLY want him to stop pestering you, YOU WILL. Standing in front of him,shuffling from one foot to another,gazing at the sky or floor while looking as meek as a lamb that has just lost its mother and mumbling "No,i have a boyfriend",or "No,i'm not interested" simply means you want to be fully convinced by him/You're a plastic Barbie. Guys(at least most of the ones i ball with) have very ample I.Q,and they can easily figure if you're really saying NO or TRY HARDER. BTW there are a million things and a couple more you could say or do to put him off and make him POP(P.I.S.S off PERMANENTLY). 1. You could start by showing him the cold nozzle of a Walther PPK pistol the next time he taps you up. ![]() |
Me thinks that's why there are social networking sites,Facebook,Twitter,Orkut,Myspace,Googletalk.etc They make communication diverse. Unless she's on none of them,and she doesn't have any friend,sibling.etc through which she can be contacted. |
Perhaps its no coincidence that TONTO in Spanish means being S.T.U.P.I.D. ![]() |
Well,in the first place,i don't think anyone is ugly,i'd rather call such peepz "not as appealing" but there's no disputing the fact that some faces would make you wanna puke sometimes ,but from what i'v seen,i think its sooo true that "beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder"irrespective of what anybody else's opinion is. I'v got loads of Angolan friends who frankly admitted that they can't see the supposedly "super" beauty in Leila Lopes worthy of acclaiming a World beauty prize, but had to support her due to Patriotism. But no one can say the Judges were blind too anywayz. ![]() |
A wireless dualshock 3 controller goes for about 30-40 GBP in the United Kingdom. That should be around 7,000-10,000 Naira. |
And he's still gonna be buried according to Islamic rites while the cause of his death clearly contradicts Islam. ![]() |
PETERANDRE: Breaks my chair this time around with laughter ![]() Fellas are not smiling at all! seedord247:A'iit mate,i'd gladly accept the offer thanks,at least i would also be able to stop at the side of the road when i see a beautiful lass and offer her a lift,innit? Cheers in advance! ![]() |
jay bee: ![]() @Topic, don't know how frequent guyz experience this,but i once had a girl i was interested in,perhaps she got wind that i was gonna woo her sometime soon,cuz anytime we got talking,she was ALWAYS fronting,buzzing me up about what kind of cars her "toaster(S)" drive to her crib every evening,and how she keeps rejecting them cuz she was above their "class" and she sooo knew that i didn't have as much asa bicycle (but i already knew she was lying)and it was absolutely nothing but her dishonesty and fake persona that chased me off.There are a lot of great,not just good guys but the benchmark set by a lot of girls,are enough to put them off EVEN IF THEY WERE EQUAL TO the girl's demand. ![]() |
Anybody who could have predicted that United line-up deserves to be knighted by the Queen herself!!! Valencia,Carrick,Flyers,Fabio with 4 out and out strikers is absolutely crazy. Good thing though was that the players' experience helped limit the exposure of that back line to attacks. Newaiz, #GGMU! |
[b]A mind boggling lot of those people fall cuz they see other people doing it,and think that they just have to do it so that they won't be seen as an abhor to evil spirits or abnormal. Some pastors even physically push the stubborn ones off their feet ![]() I remember one incident in my secondary school then,one of my friends had just stolen a mate's dinner cuz he said he was starving,(it happened on a friday)and afterwards we went to the FCS fellowship together,and then the prayer director(who was also a student)declared that it was time for speaking in tongues and to my utter surprise,my said friend had begun to flow And he stopped briefly perhapscuz he felt my eyes on him and told me to close my eyes,open my mouth and he's sure something will come out ![]() And i could bet i heard him repeating the same words for over 10 minutes or so,there were over 300-400 fellas in that gathering that way and i'm pretty sure probably 90% of 'em opened their mouth like my guy did I can't judge people but if Christendom agrees that one of thegravest sins anybody can commit is to desecrate the essence of the holy spirit then i wonder what that implies for Pastors,Church members.et al who think you're not complete as a Christian if you cannot speak in their fabricated tongues. [/b] |
Not one. Although,once,my girl told me she'd give me a lap dance,and while she was it,she paused a bit and sat on my 40 GBP PS3 wireless controller,severely damaging and confiscating it to my dustbin in the process and that wasn't very funny! ![]() |
Jarus:How does the part of my post in quote correlate with what you're saying? BTW Where in my post did i insinuate that he has not done enough for the national team?? ![]() |
My girl is slim,lithe,curvy and super-sexy,but i am a bit on the big side(without the accompanying fat though),duh whatever! What matters to me is she loves my looks and my physique,and i drool over hers too. So bingo! ![]() |
My girl is as much an ASSET to me as i believe i am to her. Nuff said. ![]() |
Yakubu is a quality Striker and on his day can single handedly put ANY opposing defense in the whole world in limbo and shambles, but playing well in your Club as a player is light years apart from playing in your National team, the tactics,motivation,formations,disposition of players and even their psychology is entirely different, Ask the Ezequiel Lavezzis, Diego Militos, Dani Alves, Lionel Messis, El ninos, Evras.etc etc of the modern game. Personally,i would like him to retire from the National team and focus on club football as that can only be beneficial for Nigeria and him, he gets more time to focus on his club games,has less probability of getting injured,probably cementing his place in Blackburn as the first choice striker(which looks inevitable anyway for a player of his class) and the Nigerian team gets to blood more and more promising and younger players into its setup,and i mean players that are full of life and are not there to make up the numbers. ![]() |
Who goes about looking for stereotypes,especially when the subject matter is humans? ![]() So if a man has 11 of these so called "attributes",he's not a good man?! I laugh in the language of the holy men of the Himalayas!A pal of mine who's a scot almost broke one of the chairs left in my study just now laughing like an hyena when he got to read this on my laptop. I bet the poster simply did a Control C and Control V from one of those super-hypocritical know all relationship chemistry blogs littered in every nook and cranny of the internet. To anyone who cares though,best of luck in your search for the perfect "good" man that's never been found by any living woman living, dead or that was recorded in the history books. BUENA SUERTE! ![]() |
So muthafu.c.k.in' what if she collects gifts from the guys without consenting to have sex with them,if you're a guy and you keep pampering a girl with gifts for the sole purpose of having sex with her,and there are signs that she's not gon' oblige 'em,why didn't the b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s stop buying the Zap.in' gifts in the first place and Zap.in' look elsewhere,(thought that is what smart guys do), i'm not gon' be drawn into how them swine lured or deceived her into their caban,some people might even argue that she seemed kinda mellowed with them scumbags,which looks true but whether that was cuz of fear or it was perhaps cuz she wasn't just perturbed is another story but 5 guys taking turns to rape a girl is shambolic, cannibalistic, animalistic, mind-boggling, and fu.c.k.i.n' snitching cowardly! RAT munching B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S! My heart tells me they'd get caught but my heart speaks otherwise. Mandaría al infierno SI PUDIERA! ![]() |
Multi-billion industry? Hmmmm, seems having just one steady,devoted chic was actually worth it (for me afterall), No need(AT ALL) to patronize RUNS and burn up cash paying directly or indirectly for some lil' tender loving. How sweeeet!!!!!!! ![]() |
Finished extracting the FIFA 12 DEMO about an hour ago(on PC),and had to make an online booking for the PS3 Game disc right away, though much of its graphics,movement,skill sets,commentary.et al are exactly the same as FIFA 11,but its just refreshing to see what the hype's all been about. BTW The Menu page has been drastically reconstructed,and the EA Trax of course. The Ish about the Tactical defending is bullocks to me though,FIFA 11 was all about 360 degrees defending,now 12 is about Tactical defending. Talk about innovative marketing. Bet FIFA 13 is gon' be about how to BE THE REFEREE. ![]() |
Its not just the billboards that gets moi irritated,but the fact that even most of the church's members would be compelled to have another billboard of the Pastor couple in their house. The awkward moment when you walk into a low income earner's house and the first thing you gaze upon is a life-size pictures of the Oyedepos(with 20 jet engines at their beck and call)grinning profusely back at you and you can't even find a single crucifix in the entire house while all the items that are worthwhile in the house would have an insignia of the said Pastor on it. THAT IS SOME PRETTY AWKWARD B.U.L.L.Poo.E! |
He still has my account details,and drops a few quid often,even though i clearly told him not to cuz I earned my first salary in Indian Rupees from the Government at the age of 19 years,2 months,and 3 weeks,and i'v been superbly self-sufficient since then. ![]() |
Beating your student unto blindness? ![]() Then claiming the pupil is a witch? ![]() That teacher needs to be sued not just physically,but spiritually and mentally too. WTF! Bet that teacher must have had a very violent upbringing,perhaps where the parents knock out a tooth for every offence committed. ![]() |
Pooooraaa!!!!!!! So this is who my Angolan friends almost kidnapped me over!? WTF! They've been jumping on my head all day about how the most beautiful woman in the universe is an Angolan. Congrats to her then! (but my girl looks much better to me than her anywayz and she is a born and bred Nigerian. Ela é minha Miss Mundo!!! ![]() |
Even if i'm earning a billion a month,she'd still definitely get a job and get busy. |
Got a peek-in on that fans' facebook of his,and almost broke one of the chairs in my study laughing at the verbal venom and bile being spewed at the dude. ![]() The "kid in a man's body" has always looked like a cool-headed person to me,but if the Tyson stuff is anything to go by,the guy need not be sued cuz absolutely no justice will be served at the end of the day. He just needs a SERIES of prolific ambushes and stupendous beating to go with the flows and rhythm accordingly. BTW the second quotes of the employee WAS NOT his,they were definitely made up by a lawyer or something similar and you don't have to be a literature guru to recognize that. Smirks of Damage control. ![]() |
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