₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,923 members, 8,447,772 topics. Date: Saturday, 18 July 2026 at 11:29 PM

Toggle theme

Konjour's Posts

Nairaland ForumKonjour's ProfileKonjour's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 (of 23 pages)

RomanceRe: Tips To Make The Man You're Dating Commit by Konjour(m): 5:10pm On Sep 25, 2011
huh huh huh Just 11? embarassedlipsrsealed
RomanceRe: How To talk to a woman by Konjour(m): 5:05pm On Sep 25, 2011
huh huh huh Waiting for the thread of "How to recognize and look at a woman". Until then lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Ladies,,,, Get To Know 7 Ways To Drive Your Man Wild! by Konjour(m): 5:02pm On Sep 25, 2011
Only 7? huh huh huh
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If A Gay Ask You Out? by Konjour(m): 4:57pm On Sep 25, 2011
Walk away in time so that i won't be charged for cold-blooded murder and the mutilation of a dead body. cool
RomanceRe: Why Don't Some Guys Take No For An Answer? by Konjour(m): 3:58pm On Sep 25, 2011
If you REALLY want him to stop pestering you, YOU WILL.

Standing in front of him,shuffling from one foot to another,gazing at the sky or floor while looking as meek as a lamb that has just lost its mother

and mumbling "No,i have a boyfriend",or "No,i'm not interested" simply means you want to be fully convinced by him/You're a plastic Barbie.

Guys(at least most of the ones i ball with) have very ample I.Q,and they can easily figure if you're really saying NO or TRY HARDER.

BTW there are a million things and a couple more you could say or do to put him off and make him POP(P.I.S.S off PERMANENTLY).

1. You could start by showing him the cold nozzle of a Walther PPK pistol the next time he taps you up. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How Do You Handle It When Your Girl Suddnly Stops Pickin your Call? by Konjour(m): 6:14pm On Sep 23, 2011
Me thinks that's why there are social networking sites,Facebook,Twitter,Orkut,Myspace,Googletalk.etc They make communication diverse.

Unless she's on none of them,and she doesn't have any friend,sibling.etc through which she can be contacted.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Says People Call Her Controversial Coz Most Africans Are Not Exposed by Konjour(m): 5:58pm On Sep 23, 2011
Perhaps its no coincidence that TONTO in Spanish means being S.T.U.P.I.D. grin grin grin huh lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why don't We Fall In Love With Ugly People? by Konjour(m): 9:31pm On Sep 22, 2011
Well,in the first place,i don't think anyone is ugly,i'd rather call such peepz "not as appealing" but there's no disputing the fact that some faces

would make you wanna puke sometimes grin grin grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed,but from what i'v seen,i think its sooo true that "beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder"

irrespective of what anybody else's opinion is. I'v got loads of Angolan friends who frankly admitted that they can't see the supposedly "super"

beauty in Leila Lopes worthy of acclaiming a World beauty prize, but had to support her due to Patriotism. But no one can say the Judges were

blind too anywayz. cool
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Pls How Much Is A Dual Shock 3 Pad? by Konjour(m): 3:28pm On Sep 22, 2011
A wireless dualshock 3 controller goes for about 30-40 GBP in the United Kingdom. That should be around 7,000-10,000 Naira.
CrimeRe: Opc Leader Dies Of Gun Shot Wounds As Bullet-proof Charm Fails by Konjour(m): 3:24pm On Sep 22, 2011
And he's still gonna be buried according to Islamic rites while the cause of his death clearly contradicts Islam.  embarassed undecided embarassed huh lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Re: Are All The Good Men Taken? by Konjour(m): 4:45pm On Sep 21, 2011
PETERANDRE:
@ jay bee,

u dont have to be this rude[b],why all the hostility or do u also have admiration for her secretly.[/b]i cant dispute the fact that nanya is  a very beautiful young lady with courtesy,so wont appreciate such qualities  my guy.Please dont be too quick to judge cos u ain't in my head my dear brother.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Breaks my chair this time around  with laughter grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Fellas are not smiling at all!


seedord247:
@Konjour . . .

You don't have a bicycle abi. . . i'm doing some yard and i got 3 bicycle i can give you one if you care. . . atleast those ladies can consider you.
A'iit mate,i'd gladly accept the offer thanks,at least i would also be able to stop at the side of the road when i see a beautiful lass and offer her

a lift,innit? Cheers in advance! cheesy smiley
RomanceRe: Re: Are All The Good Men Taken? by Konjour(m): 4:30pm On Sep 21, 2011
jay bee:
U just wait to see his next pick up line "Can we talk elsewhere cos here is just too crowded reh reh reh"
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

@Topic, don't know how frequent guyz experience this,but i once had a girl i was interested in,perhaps she got wind that i was gonna woo her

sometime soon,cuz anytime we got talking,she was ALWAYS fronting,buzzing me up about what kind of cars her "toaster(S)" drive to her crib

every evening,and how she keeps rejecting them cuz she was above their "class" grin grin grin and she sooo knew that i didn't have as much as

a bicycle grin grin grin(but i already knew she was lying)and it was absolutely nothing but her dishonesty and fake persona that chased me off.

There are a lot of great,not just good guys but the benchmark set by a lot of girls,are enough to put them off EVEN IF THEY WERE EQUAL TO

the girl's demand. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Carling Cup: Leeds United Vs Man United (0 - 3) On 20th September 2011 by Konjour(m): 3:08pm On Sep 21, 2011
Anybody who could have predicted that United line-up deserves to be knighted by the Queen herself!!! Valencia,Carrick,Flyers,Fabio with 4 out and

out strikers is absolutely crazy. Good thing though was that the players' experience helped limit the exposure of that back line to attacks.

Newaiz, #GGMU!
Christianity EtcRe: Anointing: Why Do Pastors Blow Into Microphones? Why Must People Fall? by Konjour(m): 3:01pm On Sep 21, 2011
[b]A mind boggling lot of those people fall cuz they see other people doing it,and think that they just have to do it so that they won't be seen

as an abhor to evil spirits or abnormal. Some pastors even physically push the stubborn ones off their feet grin grin grin embarassed lipsrsealed

I remember one incident in my secondary school then,one of my friends had just stolen a mate's dinner cuz he said he was starving,(it happened

on a friday)and afterwards we went to the FCS fellowship together,and then the prayer director(who was also a student)declared that it was

time for speaking in tongues shocked huh grin grin grin grin and to my utter surprise,my said friend had begun to flow grin grin grin And he stopped briefly perhaps

cuz he felt my eyes on him and told me to close my eyes,open my mouth and he's sure something will come out grin grin grin huh huh lipsrsealed

And i could bet i heard him repeating the same words for over 10 minutes or so,there were over 300-400 fellas in that gathering that way and i'm

pretty sure probably 90% of 'em opened their mouth like my guy did grin grin grin I can't judge people but if Christendom agrees that one of the

gravest sins anybody can commit is to desecrate the essence of the holy spirit then i wonder what that implies for Pastors,Church members.et al

who think you're not complete as a Christian if you cannot speak in their fabricated tongues. undecided lipsrsealed [/b]
RomanceRe: Funny/awkward Moments During Romance! by Konjour(m): 5:41pm On Sep 20, 2011
Not one. Although,once,my girl told me she'd give me a lap dance,and while she was it,she paused a bit and sat on my 40 GBP PS3 wireless

controller,severely damaging and confiscating it to my dustbin in the process and that wasn't very funny! undecided
SportsRe: Is Yakubu Aiyegbeni Slowly Regaining Confidence Back? by Konjour(m): 4:35pm On Sep 20, 2011
Jarus:
I don't know why you people keep saying he has not done enough for the national team. Do you want him to score in every match?

He is Nigeria's NT's all-time 3rd Highest goal scorer
He scored the lone and winning goals that earned Nigeria bronze medals(3rd place) in 2002 and 2004 Nations cuPs
He also scored crucial goals in many of our past qualifiers.

and he missed a sitter in WC, suddenly, all these records are thrown into dust bin

I don't support he should come back, but I think he has paid his due and deserves some respect.
How does the part of my post in quote correlate with what you're saying? BTW Where in my post did i insinuate that he has not done enough

for the national team?? huh huh huh undecided undecided
RomanceRe: LADIES!!! Big, Muscular Guys Vs Trim, Fit Guys. by Konjour(m): 3:25pm On Sep 20, 2011
My girl is slim,lithe,curvy and super-sexy,but i am a bit on the big side(without the accompanying fat though),duh whatever!

What matters to me is she loves my looks and my physique,and i drool over hers too. So bingo! grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Is Calling A Woman "An Asset" An Insult Or An Appreciation? by Konjour(m): 3:09pm On Sep 20, 2011
My girl is as much an ASSET to me as i believe i am to her. Nuff said. cool
SportsRe: Is Yakubu Aiyegbeni Slowly Regaining Confidence Back? by Konjour(m): 2:58pm On Sep 20, 2011
Yakubu is a quality Striker and on his day can single handedly put ANY opposing defense in the whole world in limbo and shambles,

but playing well in your Club as a player is light years apart from playing in your National team,

the tactics,motivation,formations,disposition of players and even their psychology is entirely different, Ask the Ezequiel Lavezzis, Diego Militos,

Dani Alves, Lionel Messis, El ninos, Evras.etc etc of the modern game.

Personally,i would like him to retire from the National team and focus on club football as that can only be beneficial for Nigeria and him,

he gets more time to focus on his club games,has less probability of getting injured,probably cementing his place in Blackburn as the first choice

striker(which looks inevitable anyway for a player of his class) and the Nigerian team gets to blood more and more promising and younger players

into its setup,and i mean players that are full of life and are not there to make up the numbers. cool
RomanceRe: 12 Attributes Of A Good Man by Konjour(m): 7:58pm On Sep 19, 2011
Who goes about looking for stereotypes,especially when the subject matter is humans? grin grin grin

So if a man has 11 of these so called "attributes",he's not a good man?! grin grin grin I laugh in the language of the holy men of the Himalayas!

A pal of mine who's a scot almost broke one of the chairs left in my study just now laughing like an hyena when he got to read this on my

laptop. I bet the poster simply did a Control C and Control V from one of those super-hypocritical know all relationship chemistry blogs littered in

every nook and cranny of the internet.

To anyone who cares though,best of luck in your search for the perfect "good" man that's never been found by any living woman living,

dead or that was recorded in the history books. BUENA SUERTE! grin
CrimeRe: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by Konjour(m): 7:11pm On Sep 19, 2011
So muthafu.c.k.in' what if she collects gifts from the guys without consenting to have sex with them,if you're a guy and you keep pampering a girl

with gifts for the sole purpose of having sex with her,and there are signs that she's not gon' oblige 'em,why didn't the b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s stop buying the

Zap.in' gifts in the first place and Zap.in' look elsewhere,(thought that is what smart guys do),

i'm not gon' be drawn into how them swine lured or deceived her into their caban,some people might even argue that she seemed kinda mellowed

with them scumbags,which looks true but whether that was cuz of fear or it was perhaps cuz she wasn't just perturbed is another story but 5 guys

taking turns to rape a girl is shambolic, cannibalistic, animalistic, mind-boggling, and fu.c.k.i.n' snitching cowardly! RAT munching B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S!

My heart tells me they'd get caught but my heart speaks otherwise.  Mandaría al infierno SI PUDIERA! angry
BusinessRe: 'RUNS' Business In Nigeria: A Multi-billion Naira Industry? by Konjour(m): 1:48am On Sep 18, 2011
Multi-billion industry?  grin embarassed undecided lipsrsealed Hmmmm, seems having just one steady,devoted chic was actually worth it (for me afterall),

No need(AT ALL) to patronize RUNS and burn up cash paying directly or indirectly for some lil' tender loving. How sweeeet!!!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Konjour(m): 9:34pm On Sep 17, 2011
Finished extracting the FIFA 12 DEMO about an hour ago(on PC),and had to make an online booking for the PS3 Game disc right away,

though much of its graphics,movement,skill sets,commentary.et al are exactly the same as FIFA 11,but its just refreshing to see what the

hype's all been about. BTW The Menu page has been drastically reconstructed,and the EA Trax of course. The Ish about the Tactical

defending is bullocks to me though,FIFA 11 was all about 360 degrees defending,now 12 is about Tactical defending. Talk about innovative

marketing. grin Bet FIFA 13 is gon' be about how to BE THE REFEREE. undecided lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor And Pastor Mrs Billboard All Over. by Konjour(m): 7:58pm On Sep 15, 2011
Its not just the billboards that gets moi irritated,but the fact that even most of the church's members would be compelled to have another

billboard of the Pastor couple in their house. The awkward moment when you walk into a low income earner's house and the first thing you

gaze upon is a life-size pictures of the Oyedepos(with 20 jet engines at their beck and call)grinning profusely back at you and you can't even

find a single crucifix in the entire house while all the items that are worthwhile in the house would have an insignia of the said Pastor

on it. huh huh embarassed THAT IS SOME PRETTY AWKWARD B.U.L.L.Poo.E!
FamilyRe: When Did Your Dad Stopped Giving You Money? by Konjour(m): 4:12pm On Sep 14, 2011
He still has my account details,and drops a few quid often,even though i clearly told him not to cuz I earned my first salary in Indian Rupees from

the Government at the age of 19 years,2 months,and 3 weeks,and i'v been superbly self-sufficient since then. cool
EducationRe: Pupil Sues Teacher For N500m For Blindness In Left Eye by Konjour(m): 4:00pm On Sep 14, 2011
Beating your student unto blindness? huh angry angry

Then claiming the pupil is a witch? grin grin grin embarassed embarassed undecided

That teacher needs to be sued not just physically,but spiritually and mentally too. WTF!

Bet that teacher must have had a very violent upbringing,perhaps where the parents knock out a tooth for every offence committed. undecided
FashionRe: Miss Angola Is Crowned Miss Universe 2011 by Konjour(m): 10:03pm On Sep 13, 2011
Pooooraaa!!!!!!! So this is who my Angolan friends almost kidnapped me over!? WTF! They've been jumping on my head all day about

how the most beautiful woman in the universe is an Angolan.  undecided Congrats to her then! (but my girl looks much better to me than her anywayz

and she is a born and bred Nigerian. Ela é minha Miss Mundo!!! cool
RomanceRe: Men,will You Allow Your Wife Work When You Earn 500k Per Mth? by Konjour(m): 7:24pm On Sep 11, 2011
Even if i'm earning a billion a month,she'd still definitely get a job and get busy.
CelebritiesRe: Olisa Adibua Of Beat FM Batters Junior Colleague (Pictures) by Konjour(m): 12:43pm On Sep 11, 2011
Got a peek-in on that fans' facebook of his,and almost broke one of the chairs in my study laughing at the verbal venom and bile being spewed

at the dude. grin

The "kid in a man's body" has always looked like a cool-headed person to me,but if the Tyson stuff is anything to go by,the guy need not be sued

cuz absolutely no justice will be served at the end of the day. He just needs a SERIES of prolific ambushes and stupendous beating to go with the

flows and rhythm accordingly.

BTW the second quotes of the employee WAS NOT his,they were definitely made up by a lawyer or something similar and you don't have to be a

literature guru to recognize that. Smirks of Damage control. undecided embarassed lipsrsealed

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 (of 23 pages)