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The STCW 95 certificates are vital,but to make headway smoothly,it'd be best if you acquire a HND/Bsc in Nautical Science,or Marine engineering.etc. With your current papers you'd only fit in as an inexperienced rating on most ships(which is quite rare considering the fact that most shippers recruit highly experienced ratings to make up for their lack of "paper" qualifications) thus if you can afford it,it'd be best to further your maritime studies first. The RMU and Egypt's Maritime tech academy are still some of the most reputable in the African region BTW. Good luck. 'hoy! |
How bored do folks get? So what does the OP intend to get/achieveby opening a thread to announce that he has just beat his girlfriend? WTF @OP,are you looking for some reprimand,praise,or advice of what nature exactly? BTW i didnt bother reading 17 pages of recycled abuses and tripe i presume. I expect another thread to spring up soon: I made up and out with my girlfriend, Even the OP is feeling some remorse,a'int it supposed to be something personal? SMH |
I'd be sentimental cuz i'm one of them,but the navy is just the best choice the OP could make,however i'm not too familiar with the settings of the Naval forces in Nigeria,but i believe and with the majority of posts i'v seen thus far,the best choice is glaring enough. Good luck,poster. ![]() |
The average Nigerian is generally uptight when the word "sex" is mentioned, some parents even go as far as telling their children that sex is "evil" and not to be talked about in public,so i think most of the folks twisting around some bible verses to prove a non existent point are only doing so cuz of what their mentality percieves as being morally upright. I'm sure most of them that are women go to church during their periods,celebrate xmas and the regular new year,wear wedding rings,covet the pictures of their pastors.etc and most would have even mas.tur.bated,someone even suggested that if you can't mas.tur.bate in heaven,you shouldn't do it on earth,what bollocks! Thus,going by that theorem,we should stop eating,sleeping and maybe going to school is evil ala the Christian version of boko haram. What a dunce. As i said before,there are no provisions for mas.tur.bating as a sin in the bible even if it was ALREADY in existence as at when these books were wrote. Talking about what glorifies God, does visiting a prostitute instead of mas.tur.bating glorify God? Y'all saying it is a sin,what do you do when you feel Hot? Or you've never felt Hot without watching porn,without being married? If you get Hot,so what do you do,you take up the bible and read it,innit? I remember once reading the songs of solomon in the bible and ended up being Hot,have i committed a sin too? LMAO. He who is clean,and worthy of the air he/she breathes,let him/her cast the first stone. Stop inventing new bible injunctions out of your bums,if you dont mas.tur.bate,that's your choice and your problem,and you're in NO position whatsoever to pass judgement on who does. Remove the speck in your own eye before you remove someone else's. Claiming to be self-rightheous on an internet forum to make yourself feel better aligns your mindset closer to that of a boko haram suicide bomber than away from it. By the way,if you're castigating those who do it,and you've done it before,and perhaps still "hide" to do it,know that you've just won yourself a chieftaincy title in hypocrisy. Everybody has got a choice, choose whatever suits you. Only God knows who's a true Christian. Nuff said. |
^^^ Tell you what who/what says? |
What makes mas.tur.bation unclean? What about married folks who mas.tur.bate regularly? The bible at a point says curses are active up to the tenth generation of the accursed? The bible lists unclean animals in Lev.11 and also castigates Paul for not eating them in the new testament. All these seemingly contradictory loopholes would be exploited by religious fanatics to suit their purpose,The catholic priests who sold absolution of sins in the vatican used the bible to butress their works,innit? For once,the bible never mentioned mas.tur.bation in the ten commandments nor in the subsequent books nor is found in apocryphal books. If a married man died today without any children,and his younger brother who is also married wants to have sex with his late brother's wife,what would your "pastors" say? What would common sense tell you? Anybody who clearly defines mas.tur.bation out as a clear cut sin and tries to perpetuate his judgement on others as sinners for mas.tur.bating while fronting it with self induced bible injunctions is nothing short of an hypocrite,funnily,hypocrisy doesn't prevent you from crawling into a dinghy spot to mas.tur.bate then come out and spit brimstone in the faces of those that openly agree they do. If you think mas.tur.bate is a "sin" that's your problem,if you think its otherwise,that's your issue,but for the very fact that these so called "Pastors" even have contradictory views of the same thing shows that it is debatable,and its not a one-way street as some folks on here have been painting. SMHV |
The OP is really optimistic folks 'd post their val regrets on here? ![]() |
Stealing to impress a girl on valentine's day is freaking s.t.u.pid already, Getting killed for it only takes the s.t.u.pidity onto a whole new dimension. WTF. S.t.u.pidity in 3D! |
BTW i think it'll also be a "gentleman"'s duty to hold your girl's/woman's handbag/purse for her. A scot just told me he'd assume the "gentleman" is a bisexual. ![]() |
God bless the dead. Sounds like a love story gone sour,or possibly a rejected man's act of desperation. |
jmaine: Good question. People chastise the army for being inactive,then we get windof something being done in the least and the same bandwagon jumpers would be among the first to throw stones at the army for "lying" without being there to certify if it was true or not. Pathetic people. |
I guess the OP was just trying to bring the mickey outta NL folks. Valentine celebrations prolly won't change anything significantly except a lot of bank account figures. |
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=12454.msg10146341#msg10146341 date=1328658450] Wow, this just goes to show the level of intelligence some of you men possess. Perhaps in whatever little bubble you two live in, you may think that there are women who are looking to be treated like that but believe it or not some of your idiöt menfolk have the a very nasty and inbred habit of harassing women regardless of how well put together a woman may be. It's men like you two that enable such behavior to continue. When it happen women in your life that you love and respect, then we'll see if you guys will continue to share such beliefs.[/quote]well,you don't have to be intelligent to understand my point either. If all you've been attracting in the male population since you could count numerals are/were street urchins,thugs.etc the CHANCES are that you've not gone wide off the mark of being of one of them yourself and the features of that is often reflected in the way you talk, eat,walk,dress,places you frequent,where you live,your friends,your literacy level.etc,. Its strictly common sense. |
kpolli:spot on, if you get asked out by thugs,street urchins,and the likes,the chances are that you've not gone wide off the mark of a street sojourner yourself. |
None yet and counting. ![]() |
I can open and hold a door for my mum,but my girl'd know better than waiting for me to open the door for her,perhaps in situations where she's got her hands filled up. However,while deliberately waiting for me to open the door for her,pull seats as a sign of chivalry,she's gonna develop grey patches of hair. What the Zap happened to her hands? |
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queensmith:well,i don't think you market a product globally when its been tailored for certain groups. Even if that is the case,Africans and native of the World's poorest continent wouldn't be on RIM's target list as regards a phone of this price category. Fact is,the specs aren't worth half of its price tag but that won't bother those who'd buy it even though its clear that an Iphone 4s of 450 GBP is or a Samsung Galaxy S II is light years ahead of it in terms of specs. |
I don't want to recieve any. But i would give out a couple and none of my gifts would be anything that looks like a chocolate box. Teddy bears? Well,i don't date girls that hug teddy bears and feed on chocolate bars consistently into adulthood. A sightseeing ship cruise,a dinner cooked by me,and some other miniature side effects would be closer to the real deal for her. |
Still can't seem to believe RIM would sanction the production of such a toy. Even the name BB porsche has a ring of desperation to it. Nevertheless, those who will buy will do so. For all the specs worth in it,its true worth shouldn't be more than 500 GBP at most. The change buyers are supposed to get back is used to pay for the Porsche label. Looks like RIM excos spat on the intelligence of their customers on this one. SMH |
None at all. |
Well,first things first,anybody can claim to celebrate anything or not on the internet, But it all boils down to individual preferences. If you feel you'd like to celebrate val's day,freaking go ahead and do so (I probably will,and something tells me so will some of of our fellas on here who say they won't.) That's just the way the bubbles drift. Nevertheless,if you feel you a'int game for the val sizzle,you're free to take a hike and bounce from the party unbarred. Its a free world,y'all. Oui? |
I'm sure an overwhelming majority of them might smash the flowers right back in your faces. I'v never understood the fuss in celebrating val holidays stereotypically with someone you love or vice versa. Its celebration as exhibited by others has even looked a bit lost in translation to me. Anyways,I think a sightseeing cruise from London to Amsterdam and back should give mine a couple thrills. if not,then she'd have to give me a refund, lolz |
What the hell! Even my NSDP pages almost has more likes than the damn page! and I don't use ads, I'd bet my crib that the page was created for 0 naira,and maintained with zero fuckin' naira. You don't need to be a facebook regular to easily recognize pages that are being "maintained" with 100,000 quid FFS! Well,that's what you eat in a country in which the President supposedly consumes OVER 40 million naira worth of food every 24 hours. I laugh in apostrophe, WTF |
If the lot of y'all are so freakin' convinced the police or whatever caught The wrong guys,then go ahead,take a couple'o rifles,wear some armour and go ahead and chase out the real boko fellaz,instead of sitting around and saying what you don't know shit 'bout. Same typical buncha bandwagon jumpers'd be among the first to castigate the gov't for being unresponsive. Pathetic. |
Wondering how many of such 2012 has in stock. At least these guys lasted longer than #72days. ![]() |
What is it with the Nigerian navy's obsession with Thunder? NNS Aradu(Thunder) is the Nigerian FLAGSHIP and we've been gifted another Frigate and the name is Thunder again? Lolz! Other maritime countries boast of Tank carriers,Aircraft carriers, Supply ships in abundance,Surface and air destroyers and all that is Noteworthy in the NN fleet,if there is one,are a couple of Frigates and LOTS of scrapworthy floating debris and rust masses. Pathetic (as usual). |
Nigerian girls, coolest ever? Well,its good to be patriotic. |


